Skittlez16• Show poetry

\**i am a 19year old chick,about to be 20, live in OHIO of the United States. And i love to listen to music, play games, and just chill with my friends!

==============================================92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile.
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*\^..^< THIS is Mr. Cat. He hates Mr. Bunny & will not allow him to be pasted here to help him with his mission to dominate the World! Mr. Cat tolerated Pinky & the Brain for nearly a decade, but enough is enough. Rodents have no opposeable thumbs, are characteristicly nervous and panicky, and must be deemed unfit to rule(apologies to Mickey Mouse).

*A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap!!

Run Away Love
Now little Lisa is only 9 years old
Shes tryin to figure out why the world is so cold
Why shes all all alone and they never met her family
Mamas always gone and she never met her daddy
Part of her is missin' and nobody will listen
Mama on drugs gettin high up in the kitchen
Bringin home men at different hours of the night
Startin with some laughs--usually endin in a fight
Sneak into her room while her mamas knocked out
Tryin to have his way and little Lisa says 'ouch'
She tries to resist but then all he does is beat her
Tries to tell her mom but her mama don't believe her
Lisa is stuck up in the world on her own
Forced to think that hell is a place called home
Nothin else to do but get some clothes and pack
She says shes bout to run away and never come back.


Runaway love [x8]


Little Nicole is only 10 years old
Shes steady tryin to figure why the world is so cold
Why shes not pretty and nobody seems to like her
Alcoholic step dad always wanna strike her
Yells and abuses, leaves her with some bruises
Teachers ask questions she makin up excuses
Bleedin on the inside, cryin on the out
Its only one girl really knows what she about
Her name is lil Stacy and they become friends
Promise that they'll always be tight til the end
Until one day lil Stacy gets shot
A drive by bullet went stray up on her block
Now Nicole stuck up in the world on her own
Forced to think that hell is a place called home
Nothin else to do but some get her clothes and pack
She says shes bout to run away and never come back.


Runaway love [x8]


Little Erica is eleven years old
Shes steady tryin to figure why the world is so cold
So she pops x to get rid of all the pain
Plus shes havin sex with a boy whos sixteen
Emotions run deep and she thinks shes in love
So theres no protection hes usin no glove
Never thinkin bout the consequences of her actions
Livin for today and not tomorrows satisfaction
The days go by and her belly gets big
The father bails out he aint ready for a kid
Knowin her mama will blow it all outta proportion
Plus she lives poor so no money for abortion
Erica is stuck up in the world on her own
Forced to think that hell is a place called home
Nothin else to do but get her clothes and pack
She say shes about to run away and never come back.


"A girlz first time"
(assume you are a girl if you are a boy)

It's your first time.
as you lie back your mucles tighten.
you put him off for a while searching for an excuse,
but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
he asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
he has had more experience,
but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
he probes deeply and you shiver;
your body tenses;
but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
he looks within your eyes and tells you to trust him-
he's done this many times before.
his cool smile relaxes you
and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.
you begin to plead and beg him to hurry,
but he slowly takes his time,
wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
as he presses closer,
going deeper,
you feel tissue give way,
pain surges throughout your body
and you feel the slight trikle of blood as he continues.
he looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
your eyes are filled with tears
but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
he begins going in and out
with skill but you are too numb to feel him within you.
after a few moments,
you feel something bursting within you
and he pulls it out of you,
you lay panting,
glad to have it over.
he looks at you smiling warmly,
tells you,
with a chuckle,
that you have been his most stubborn
yet most rewarding experience.
you smile and thank your dentist
after all,
it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.


JOHNNY HARDER

a student walked into class one day a few minutes late. the (girl) teacher yells, "JOHNNY HARDER!!!!" he says "what?" she says " go take a seat, you are late." he sits in the back. the class hears a weird unzipping noise. then Johny purposely yells, "I hate school" the teacher is shouting his name in sorta an erotic yet mad voice, "JOHNY HARDER!!" he acts like he didnt hear her so she keeps repeating.

finally the class hears a satisfying sigh. then another zipping noise. Johny stands up and there is a white mark on his pants he says, "may i go wash this marker off my pants?" the teacher satisfied it isn't sperm replies, "yes." he says "great." he goes to the bathroom and plays the recording of his teacher saying his name and chuckles, "she'll never kno now."





Flat Tummy

a little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. the mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried what her son has seen. she dresses quickly and goes to find him.

the son sees his mom and asks, "what were you and dad doing?"

the mother replies " well you know ur dad has a big tummy and sometimes i have to get on top of it to flatten it." "your wasting your time,"said the boy. "why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.

"well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."



Son of a Bit...

Forgive me father for i have sinned."
Preist: "what have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."
Priest: "why did you call him a son of a bit**?"
Girl: "because he touched my hand."
Priest: "like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Preist: "that's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."
Girl: "then he touched my breast."
Preist: "like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Preist: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "then he took off my clothes, father."
Preist: "like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "yes father."
Priest: "that's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Preist: "like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "that's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Preist: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"
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