Permit me to lend a machete to your intellectual thicket...
This is Jared.
Jared is a fat guy.
Watch Jared eat.
Yes, my name is Jared. How did I get here? Sea turtles, mate. Ask some people and they'll tell you
that I'm "accidentally cool". I might not have the "best taste in music" or "all of the girls", but I try my
best to make all of the people around me comfortable with their surroundings. I'll help anyone that
needs help with anything. If you need something, just ask. I love for people to be straightforward
with me and tell me what they mean. But sometimes it is necessary to hide something. Well, that's
about all. Oh yeah, and I love the dark sky before a big storm. And thunder. By the way, I've been
struck by thunder...it's just good business. Listen to me. Yes, I've lied to you. Of course it makes me
look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced *egregious*. By the way, no. I've never actually
met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that
my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
This is Jared.
Jared is a fat guy.
Watch Jared eat.
Yes, my name is Jared. How did I get here? Sea turtles, mate. Ask some people and they'll tell you
that I'm "accidentally cool". I might not have the "best taste in music" or "all of the girls", but I try my
best to make all of the people around me comfortable with their surroundings. I'll help anyone that
needs help with anything. If you need something, just ask. I love for people to be straightforward
with me and tell me what they mean. But sometimes it is necessary to hide something. Well, that's
about all. Oh yeah, and I love the dark sky before a big storm. And thunder. By the way, I've been
struck by thunder...it's just good business. Listen to me. Yes, I've lied to you. Of course it makes me
look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced *egregious*. By the way, no. I've never actually
met Pizarro, but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that
my ship is once again gone. Savvy?
- Last seen on Nov 14 3:12 AM. Member since June 30, 2005.
- I'm a amethyst understanding poet for 19 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is "dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth.".
- I am a 17 year old guy from Arkansas (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm trying to make people laugh....
- Visit my homepage at youtube.com/geetarr09
- I have 19 comments, 27 poems
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My Poetry
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So there aren't goodbyes, just see you later's.
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Just a spur of the moment thing for one of the greatest friends anyone can ask for.
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theused14 on January 7, 2008Pirates are Awesome!!!!!
LOL
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hypergrl : yes i do on January 6, 2008i wasnt sure if you remembered me
and for the last time
YOU ARE NOT FAT -
Meggieloulovesyou on August 6, 2007okay, so I added you as one of my favorites, so I don't have to look you up everytime I want to read your work...you can do the same with me, but I won't be writting much, because...I'm not that creative
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Mrs. Mautino on July 9, 2007I will never understand you pirate lovers
