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*Name: Thomas Edward Bowman
*Age: 17
*Birth: 11/03/1990
*Sex: Male
*Birth Place: Unknown, New Jersey
*Alias: Bowman, LiL eZ, Jimmy, Liquid Snake, The Untouchable, Shim, and Demetrius
*Occupation: Actor, Student, Poet, Song Writer, Spitty Brand Represenative, Ninja, and Professional Bike Rider
*Intrests: Shiny Things, Music, Riding Bike, The Ladys, and Acting Like A Fool
*Marital Status: In A Relationship
*Nationality: Gangsta, White, and a little bit of Human
*Religion: N/A
*Current Theatrical Ninja Rank: Balemic Bumblebee

For more information please visit http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?thomas%20bowman or www.myspace.com/pixiestixman
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A few of my favorite quotes
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"Measure a man by his actions fully, through his whole life, from the beginning to the end."~Tupac Shakur

"I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world."~Tupac Shakur

"You do what you love, and fuck the rest."~Little Miss Sunshine

"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."~Dr. Seuss

"You know your in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."~Dr. Seuss

"We get away with everday shit, but everyday shit catches up to you and when it does you can't say shit."~DMX

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My AP Family
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My Imaginary Friend Cabeza De Vaca
My Sisters Gossamer Guile and Fantessa
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My Transportation Bunny
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This bunny will transport you to some of my favorite websites.

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(O.o) I stole this from Cabeza De Vaca's profile.
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Words of Wisdom
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1. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.

2. The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content.

3. I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.

4. I saw a rather large woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said,"Thyroid problem?"

5. I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

6. Sign In Chinese Pet Store:"Buy one dog, get one flea..."

7. Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

8. I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.

9. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the "terminal"?

10. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

11. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

12. If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys.

13. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

14. Shopping tip: You can get shoes for a buck at bowling alleys.

15. I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect.

16. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

17. That Claudia Schiffer must be a genius because I told a friend my plan to attain world peace, and he told me I have "Schiffer Brains."

18. No one ever says "It's only a game!" when their team is winning.

19. Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?

20. How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

21. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

22. Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

23. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

24. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

25. Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"

26. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

27. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.

28. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

29. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

30. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.

31. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

32. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

33. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.)

34. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program

35. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

36. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.

37. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

38. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

39. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.

40. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes

41. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

42. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

43. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

44. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

45. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

46. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

47. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.

48. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

49. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

50. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

51. If you had to identify, in 1 word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

52. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

53. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

54. You should not confuse your career with your life.

55. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

56. Never lick a steak knife.

57. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

58. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

59. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

60. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

61. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender,religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we All believe that we are above average drivers.

62. Your friends love you anyway.

63. Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

64. How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

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Spitty Brand
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Spitty Brand is a non-profit(unless you want to give money)orginization. Our goal is to reunite the world with it's funny bone(no not the one that makes you cry instead of laugh)and make sure everyone remebers that laughter cures everything except for diseases like cancer and stuff.

Spitty Brand Leader/Founder:
Shim

Other Spitty Brand Represnatives:
Cabeza De Vaca~Honarable Represenative
Fantessa~Represenative
Gossamer Guile~Represenative/Spell Check Lady

Do you want to join Spitty Brand? If so leave me a message telling me why you are good enough to represent Spitty Brand. Note by becoming a Spitty Brand represenative you give me permission to put a link to your ALLPOETRY profile on my profile.

*When making a donation please contact a Spitty Brand Represenative near you*
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Songs that changed my life...sorta
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Changes~Tupac

Come on come on
I see no changes wake up in the morning and I ask myself
is life worth living should I blast myself?
I'm tired of bein' poor & even worse I'm black
my stomach hurts so I'm lookin' for a purse to snatch
Cops give a damn about a negro
pull the trigger kill a nigga he's a hero
Give the crack to the kids who the hell cares
one less hungry mouth on the welfare
First ship 'em dope & let 'em deal the brothers
give 'em guns step back watch 'em kill each other
It's time to fight back that's what Huey said
2 shots in the dark now Huey's dead
I got love for my brother but we can never go nowhere
unless we share with each other
We gotta start makin' changes
learn to see me as a brother instead of 2 distant strangers
and that's how it's supposed to be
How can the Devil take a brother if he's close to me?
I'd love to go back to when we played as kids
but things changed, and that's the way it is

[Bridge w/ changing ad libs]
Come on come on
That's just the way it is
Things'll never be the same
That's just the way it is
aww yeah
[Repeat]

[2]
I see no changes all I see is racist faces
misplaced hate makes disgrace to races
We under I wonder what it takes to make this
one better place, let's erase the wasted
Take the evil out the people they'll be acting right
'cause both black and white is smokin' crack tonight
and only time we chill is when we kill each other
it takes skill to be real, time to heal each other
And although it seems heaven sent
We ain't ready, to see a black President, uhh
It ain't a secret don't conceal the fact
the penitentiary's packed, and it's filled with blacks
But some things will never change
try to show another way but you stayin' in the dope game
Now tell me what's a mother to do
bein' real don't appeal to the brother in you
You gotta operate the easy way
"I made a G today" But you made it in a sleazy way
sellin' crack to the kid. " I gotta get paid,"
Well hey, well that's the way it is

[Bridge]

[Talking:]
We gotta make a change...
It's time for us as a people to start makin' some changes.
Let's change the way we eat, let's change the way we live
and let's change the way we treat each other.
You see the old way wasn't working so it's on us to do
what we gotta do, to survive.

[3]
And still I see no changes can't a brother get a little peace
It's war on the streets & the war in the Middle East
Instead of war on poverty they got a war on drugs
so the police can bother me
And I ain't never did a crime I ain't have to do
But now I'm back with the facts givin' it back to you
Don't let 'em jack you up, back you up,
crack you up and pimp smack you up
You gotta learn to hold ya own
they get jealous when they see ya with ya mobile phone
But tell the cops they can't touch this
I don't trust this when they try to rush I bust this
That's the sound of my tool you say it ain't cool
my mama didn't raise no fool
And as long as I stay black I gotta stay strapped
& I never get to lay back
'Cause I always got to worry 'bout the pay backs
some punk that I roughed up way back
comin' back after all these years
rat-tat-tat-tat-tat that's the way it is uhh

[Bridge 'til fade]

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Prayin For Help~T.I.

[Intro:]
Our father
Who are in heaven
Hallowed be thy name
Thy kingdom come
Thy will be done on earth, as it is in heaven
Give us this day, our daily bread
Forgive us for our trespasses
As we forgive those who trespass against us
Lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from evil
God is tha kingdom, tha power, and the glory
Foreva and eva, hmp amen

[Verse 1:]
Man Im prayin fo help
While I lookin at the life I left
Its kinda hard not to hate myself
But quiet is kept
Right or wrong its just tha way I felt
I might be better off prayin for death
On my knees I knelt,
Still tryin ta find a way ta except
That aint a way I can help nobody till I save myself
Technically Im still a slave myself
I gotta climb out tha grave myself
Man, I played myself
But when I look at all tha fans i touched
I ask how can a man whos done so much, be treated so unjust
Cause I tried to inspire tha folks
You wanna condem cause they sell dope
Well man, show em tha ropes
Be a fatha or a football coach
A role model lord asemble tha hope
Take anotha approach
Instead of testifiyin againt em in court
Handcuffin em and closin tha doe, so they can be worse than befo
Cant you see they only do what they know
And you wonder why they don care no mo
Life aint fair, I know
But why Im hated everywhere i go
Next time you wanna compare my flow just know

[Chorus:]
Im prayin fo help
Askin somebody else to give me a hand, Im tryin hard but i am only a man
Man, Im prayin fo help
Hopin somebody else could see what I see, its like tha hood only matter ta me
They got me prayin fo help
Hopin sombody eles can carry tha torch, Im all alone wit no kind of support
While I was prayin fa help
Realized i'on need nobody else, If god wit me i can do it myself
Tired of just prayin fo help

[Verse 2:]
I know its only one king, one thing, one being only somethin I believe without seeing
And with all my faith
I pray somehow, some way, regaurdless of what anyone say
I believe one day
That Ima change my life, get right, start livin like christ, to tha end of my fight
Ima be defendin my strife
Till somebody come and shut off my lights
I aint neva gon quit
No matta how difficult its gon get
And you can bet whateva on this
Im foeva gon spit
Harder than niggas hatin on tip
You can take away and place it on tip
I double my load
Carry it as tha trouble unfolds
Hold yo'lls, and I bet I dont fold
Put that on my soul
If it take till Im a hundred years old
Bet Im reachin everyone of my goals
No

[Chorus]

[Verse 3:]
Hah, just so many times
I don wished I could change my mind
Change my life and leave tha game behind
And its been so many days
I don prayed I could find a way
Find tha heart and tha time to say
Only so many are blessed
Wit so many chances,
So many checks,
So many fans,
Wit so many arrests
And its been so many deaths
So many prisons wit niggas in there
And tha system keep playin them to tha left
Man, so many tests,
So many hatas love seein ya stress
But tribulations come wit being tha best
Still its so many who flex
Singin bout texts
When they greener than shreks
Sellin dreams, never seen in tha jets
That's why Im seen as a threat
So many stripes
Off tha streaks of my vest
When so many rappers get so little respect
Now niggas faith on tha shelf
Cause of tha cards that a nigga was delt
Or tha heart that a nigga don delt
So many niggas don left out of da hood
Instead of givin back they stayed fo they self
So many playin they self
Instead of readin, educatin they self
The ones that don even pray fo they self
Got me

[Chorus]

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Latest News
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The Life of a Sinner LP is in progress. More information will be available at a later time.