ShawnTheDinosaur• Show poetry

Retardasaurous^

Here comes the angel to take you to bed.
Here comes the devil to chop off your head.

Goose bumps are curious things, jumping up, pop pop pop, all over my body. They get colder and they bite at me like bugs, hating the abrasion of fabric against their bodies, like microscopic hills.

"My scholar told me about trains, but he did not say they screamed."
-Freaks

"In our tiny kingdom, in a tiny ship, a tiny king has toppled."
-Convicts

Time ticked by and slowly made a liar of me.


























General:
(x) Smoked a cigarette
(x) Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(x) Been arrested
( ) Gone on a blind date
(x) Skipped school
(x) Seen someone die
( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Florida
( ) Been to Mexico
( ) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
( ) Been on the opposite side of the country
( ) Gone to Washington , DC
( ) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
( ) Played cops and robbers
(x) Recently colored with crayons
( ) Sang karaoke badly
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
( ) Made prank phone calls
( ) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( ) Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
( ) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
( ) Written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe
( )Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
( ) Blown bubbles
( ) Made a bonfire on the beach
( ) Crashed a party
( ) Gone roller-skating
( ) Ice-skating

Relationships:
(x) I've had someone cheat on me.
( ) I've gone on a blind date.
(x) I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(x) I miss someone right now.
( ) have a fear of commitment.
(x) I have a fear of abandonment.
(x) I've cheated in a relationship. (half my friends say it was cheating, half dont o.o)
(x) I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
( ) I've gotten divorced
(x) I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) I've told someone I loved them
(x) I've kept something from a past relationship.


Sexuality:
(x) I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
( ) I've had a crush on a teacher.
(x) I am a cuddler.
( ) I love to flirt.
(x) I've been kissed in the rain.
(x) I've hugged a stranger.
(x) have kissed a stranger.
(x) I've kissed a boy
(x) I've kissed a girl



Honesty/Crime:
(x) I am a terrible liar.
(x) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
(x) I've snuck out of my house.
( ) I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
( ) I've cheated while playing a game.
( ) I've cheated on a test.
( ) I've run a red light.
( ) I've been suspended from school.
(x) I've witnessed a crime.
(x) I've been in a fist fight.
(x) I've been arrested.


Drugs/Alcohol:
(x) I've consumed alcohol.
(x) I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
(x) I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
( ) I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
(x) I can't swallow pills. (but i take them anyway lol)
( ) I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
(x) I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
(x) I shut others out when I'm depressed.
( ) I take anti-depressants.
(x) I'm anorexic or bulimic. (but its not what you think i swear!)
(x) I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
( ) I'm addicted to adrenaline
(x) I've hurt myself on purpose
( ) I'm addicted to self harm
(x) I've woken up crying.
(x) I've cried myself to sleep.


Death and Suicide:
( ) I'm afraid of dying.
(x) I hate funerals.
(x) I've seen someone die.
(x) Someone I know has attempted suicide.
(x) Someone close to me has committed suicide.
(x) I've attempted suicide.


Random:
(x) I can sing well.
( ) I open up to others easily.( Umm.. i use to but I got shut down to much)
( ) I watch the news (occasionally).
(x) I don't kill bugs.
(x) I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
( ) I curse regularly.
(x) I've been slapped by a girl
(x) I've been slapped by a boy
( ) I sing in the shower.
( ) I am a morning person.
( ) I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
( ) I'm a snob about grammar.
( ) I am a sports fanatic.
( ) I twirl my hair
( ) have "x"s in my screen name
( ) I love being neat *Sometimes*
( ) I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
(x) I bake well.
( ) My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
( ) I would wear pajamas to school.
( ) I like Martha Stewart.
(x) I know how to shoot a gun.
( ) I am in love with love.
( ) I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
( ) I laugh at my own jokes.
(x) I eat fast food weekly
(x) I believe in ghosts/spirits.
( ) I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
( ) I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
(x) I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(x) I am really ticklish.(depending on where)
( ) I love white chocolate
(x) I bite my nails
( ) I play video games (sometimes)
(x) I'm good at remembering faces.
( ) I'm good at remembering names.
( ) I'm good at remembering dates.
( ) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
( ) I have tried to join a circus and failed


Son of a Bit...

Girl: "Forgive me father for i have sinned."
Preist: "what have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."
Priest: "why did you call him a son of a bit**?"
Girl: "because he touched my hand."
Priest: "like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Preist: "that's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."
Girl: "then he touched my breast."
Preist: "like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Preist: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "then he took off my clothes, father."
Preist: "like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "yes father."
Priest: "that's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Preist: "like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "that's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"
REPOST IF YOU LAUGHED!!

And also... oh my fucking god watch this, I think I just formed abs from laughing so hard (stole that line from Asonine and wont ever give it back!!!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtywOoT4KMs

Also, this kid, a lot of you might have seen him, is only 13 and sooo amazing at the guitar. So amazing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYs88LLX0vs&feature=related