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Well, I'm gonna start with my name. It's Shawna. Some people (Alex Thomas) call me Shawn. Haha. I'm 16 years of age, and my birthday is March 16th. I'm a junior in high school. I live in Wellington, Texas a.k.a "The Dubb" or "Dubb Town". It's a shit whole, and I can't wait to get out, and I plan to as soon as I graduate. When I graduate, I want to go to school at West Texas A&M, and major in Elementary Education. Can't wait!! =]

Here in Wellington I have some pretty amazing friends. They have been there for me through everything:

Tanya, my Titer, we've been through every situation imaginable, and I know we'll get through plenty more. I love you.

Jasmine, you are a great friend. You are there for me when I need you most. You stood by me in one of the most painful things that's ever happened to me. You listen to me when I need someone to talk to, and I have no idea what I would do if I didn't have you.

Hailey, you are the shit. LOL. You make me laugh when all I want to do is cry. I don't know what I'm gonna do without you next year. Love ya.

Angela. You've been there. You listen, and I'm always gonna be here for you, no matter what.

Levi, you're my brother and you're always there for me no matter what and vice versa. I love you.

Alex, my best friend. You are the best friend anyone could ask for. You've been there for me no matter what. I may have only met you 5 months ago, but I feel like I've known you all my life. I can trust you with anything, and I know you won't tell a soul. There are so many things I could say, but only one thing comes to my mind....I love you...

These aren't all of my friends, but if I said something about ALL of them you'd be here for days reading my About Me alone. So, to everyone that wasn't mentioned, I love you. Ya'll are incredible.

Anyways, this is the end of the torture I'm putting you through i.e. reading my about me. LOL. So, if there's anything else you want to know about me, just ask, I won't bite. XD

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Burn 100%
Suicide 92%
Old Age 75%
stabbed 67%
Disappearence 67%
Suffocation 67%
disease 67%
Bitten 50%
Accident 50%
Poison 50%
Starvation 32%
Drown 25%
80% of Americans say "I LOVE YOU".
20% actually mean it.
If you honestly are in the 20%, paste this into your profile

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* If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are far too busy to talk to you.

*A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap!!*

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I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL so I MUST be gay.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I wear BOY'S CLOTHES so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie.
~~~Put this on your profile if your sick of stereotypes~~~

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i support emos..and most of the guys are pretty hot...lol

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Emos:
*Don’t cut them self to get attention
*Don’t always cry
*Sometimes cry because they hurt
*Are not all bisexual
*Want to be included
*Are not babies
*Don’t always date emos
*Don't lable
*Want to be happy just like others

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-----\\///-----Depressed
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