~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go.
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This is Bunny. Put him on your .homepage and help him on his way to WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!! "
http://sharepoetry.com/Savage
http://storywrite.com/Savage
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go.
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
This is Bunny. Put him on your .homepage and help him on his way to WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!! "
http://sharepoetry.com/Savage
http://storywrite.com/Savage
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I came down to Earth in the snow. Spiralling snow-flakes were whisked viciously by the wind, whistling through the eves of houses. They flu663 lines, 3 comments, May 29. In 600-2000 words
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A bird squawked loudly, / as it rose high into the sky. / The sun shone of downy feathers, / and glinted off a sapphire eye. / Rainbows reflected, / bouncing off the white. / - Memories at sharepoetry
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Wind ruffling the sails, / of the ship riding through the sea. / Waves tossing at the bow, / pounding at the vessel gliding free. / / Beautiful woman watching from the rocks, / black dress billowing in the breeze. / Sharp ears waiting in an
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Sammiannnz : Comment on February 10No it is not a haiku but thx for commenting. I cant remember what type of poem it is but I remember how to do it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Sammiannnz : Comment on February 10No it is not a haiku but thx for commenting. I cant remember what type of poem it is but I remember how to do it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Dark and Shallow on January 16hey, dude, GREAT page. im dizzy from laughing so hard
