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"92% of American teens today would die if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're part of the 8% that would be laughing their butts off, put this in your profile."


If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile


If weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Place an X by all the things you've done.
(x) Smoked a cigarette
(x) Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
(x) Been arrested
() Gone on a blind date
(x) Skipped school
(x) Seen someone die
() Been to Canada
(x) Been to Florida
() Been to Mexico
() Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
() Been on the opposite side of the country
() Gone to Washington , DC
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
() Recently colored with crayons
() Sang karaoke badly
(x) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
(x) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
() Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(X) Danced in the rain
() Written a letter to Santa Claus
() Been kissed under the mistletoe
() Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
() Made a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
(x) Gone roller-skating
(x) Ice-skating
() started a mosh pit
(x) own a knife
(x) ran away for more then a day
(x) get in a fight and lost
(x) get in a fight a won
(x) get a new girlfriend
(x) get dumped
(x) get smaked then dumped
() smack some one then dump em
(x) go to court
() go to jail
(x) get picked up by the cops
(x) tell a cop to :go to hell, go him /her self ect...
() own a gun
(x) love some one
(x) hate some one
(x) love and hate some one ..what?
(x) think some one loves you...
(x) think some ones hates you
(x) acts goofy, weird, crazy and acts like your self!
() works out
() has a tattoo
(x) is goth
(x) is emo
() is something
() is an alien... NOT!
(x) is "idk"
() has ever been in boot camp
(x) ever been to juvy
() loves life
(x) hates life
(x) wants to die
() wants to live
() wants to die but not kill them self
(x) wants to kill them self
(x) has ever cut
(x) likes to cut
(x) loves to cut
() is unsure about cuting
() thinks cutting is wrong
(x) thinks cutting helps
() is a drama king/queen
(x) dosnt care what pepol think
() cares what pepol think
(X) has more then 1 friend
(X) has a best friend
() is a goody goody
(x) is a bad person
(x) has gone out with a guy for over a month
() beleves in one gf one bf relation ships
(x) has some one to talk to
(x) think your smart
() think your dumb
(x) think ur cool
(x) think your lame
(x) liked this thingy?
() disliked this thingy
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