Name: ~*~Sara Talon~*~
Age: ~*~18~*~
Gender: ~*~Female~*~
Orientation: ~*~Bisexual~*~
Status: ~*~Single~*~
Religion: ~*~Wiccan~*~
Ethnicity: ~*~Japanese-American~*~
YAY! THE QUOTES ARE BACK!!!!!
webs.com was making me frustrated... so I'm bringing them back to allpoe.
"Bubbles are coming out of her brain!" ~Greg
"Hold on, let me go get my crap!" ~Linz
"Okay, but don't expect me to hold your hand after you're done digging in the toilet." ~Sara
"Oh look! Fuddruckers! Or if you say it backwards - Rudd... nevermind." ~Wendy
"T'was good and yummy but now I'm done!" ~Wendy
"My psychologist needs a psychologist." ~Sara
"I want everyone to look at that poster in the back of the room." ~Dunn
"Who's that fruitcake?!" ~Rochelle
"That fruitcake... is me." ~Dunn
"Dost thou have a cow?" ~Ellen
"What do you want?" ~Wendy
"A root beer float." ~Linz
"What the heck is a pooperfluff?" ~Wendy
"Those are big cookies. Do you like cookies with chocks of chunklet?" ~Terry
"I have a potato in my backpack." ~Brenden
"Oh, I thought he was going to say he had a potato in his head." ~Sara
"Can I trust you?" ~Sara
"Of course." ~Terry
"DON'T YOU LIE TO ME TERRY!!!" ~Sara
"Do any of you know who this is?" ~Dunn
"Brenden" ~yearbook staff
"How do you know it's Brenden? You can't even see his face!" ~Dunn
"THE HAIR!" ~yearbook staff
"I, have a butt!" ~Sara
[walks in with a large wooden stake] ~Dad
"What are you doing with that?" ~Sara
"Hunting vampires. Are you one?" ~Dad
"That's a stupid question, I love garlic." ~Sara
"Yeah, well, you could be mutated." ~Dad
“It helps to have a password that’s random, cause then no one can guess it.” ~Sara
“Yeah.” ~Ellen
“Like mine is ‘g2yk?’” ~Sara
“Mine is ‘teflonpan.’” ~Ellen
“Umm… okay… that is random.” ~Sara
"I called you... WITH MY BUTT!" ~Linz
"Hey look! An Intrepid!" ~Sara
"What color is it?" ~Linz
"Black." ~Sara
"CRAP!" ~Linz
"I thought it looked quite good." ~Sara
"Look! It's the golden thingy-thing from the traveling stuff-n-fluff!" ~Linz
"I just had the most kinky sex with the copy machine! I've seen parts of that machine that should never be seen..." ~Kinsey
"Why are you molesting that book???" ~Kinsey
“Bugs normally have penises?! I always wondered how insects had sex!” ~Sara
“Lice having penises and having sex on your head….. that’d be awkward!” ~Ashley
“Have you ever snorted glitter? When you snort glitter, then sneeze, it all comes out and glitter, like, falls to the ground. You snort, then sneeze. They’ll think you’re a fairy because your snot is crystallized. Look! It’s pixie dust!” ~Chris
“Have you ever sneezed and it comes out your nose, your mouth, your ears, and your eyes. Your whole face just opens up.” ~Chris
“You don't even have to snort that shit. You just drink it." ~Sara [talking about glitter]
"She's got this problem with forks. She stabbed herself with one once and then she stepped on a fork. HOW THE HELL DO YOU STEP ON A FORK!?!?" ~Sara
“No one wants to square my hypotenuse, so I have to triangle my coordinate plane.” ~Scott
“Pick a color, 1-10!” ~Chi
“Chelsea doesn't do things that are illegal, she herself is illegal.” ~Sara
"I don't like milk. It's like cow vomit... FROM THE NIPPLE!" ~Sara
"The only reason I'd kick you out of bed is so I could do you on the floor." ~Chi
“No disrobing the other bus riders!” ~Maralin
“I’d take your shirt off on the bus.” ~Chi
“And I’d let you!” ~ Kayla
“How did our belly button get up here?” ~Kayla
“Gravity is a myth. Earth Sucks.” ~Chi
“OH! It’s funnier now that I get it!” ~Sara
"You're a sexy muffin butt." ~Kayla
"I can hear your face turning red!" ~James
"My favorite color is naked!" ~James
“It didn’t do that last time!” ~Sara
“Are you gonna complain to your boyfriend because you have a butter boob now?” ~Sara
“People are gonna start calling me a ‘butter boob’ now.” ~Kayla
“Not if you don’t tell them.” ~Trina
"YOU JUST GOT BANGED IN THE FACE BY A BIG BLUE BUFFALO!!!" ~James
"Carrig... something's wrong with my computer." ~Sara
"Is it the grey screen of doom?" ~Carrig
"I don't know, but it just told me to taste something in German." ~Sara
"Yeah. That sounds like the grey screen of doom." ~Carrig
"You know what I'm thinking?..." ~Carrig
"I'm thinking Arby's!" ~JJ
“I thought you said that you were dry imagining it.” ~Kayla
“What?!” ~Sara
“Well… I’m wet imagining it.” ~Kayla
“Nothing’s too kinky for the corner!” ~Sara
“I like cake, guys!” ~Trina
“What?” ~Lisa
“She likes cake… Guys. Not guys made of cake. Not even guys that MAKE cake. But the actual product of cake… Guys.” ~Crow
“Where’s Ozzy?” ~Lisa
“Oven.” ~Shawota
“Evan!!!” ~Lisa
“Whaaat? I’m making a cherryhuahua pie.” ~Shawota
"God! How much blood do I have in my chin?!!" ~Chi
"Do you have any flaws?" ~Sara
"Yes, I was imperfectly created. i was put through rigorous military experimentation where I was implanted with an infective skin deteriorating virus" ~Reno
"So…. Are you a vampire?" ~Sara
"I am SO a vampire." ~Reno
"That’s hot!" ~Sara
"Actually, my skin holds a fairly cold temperature if I don’t drink often." ~Reno
"If someone that I think should have loved me enough to be at my funeral doesn't show up, I'm haunting their asses!" ~Shawota
"I won't come." ~Trina
"Why??" ~Shawota
"Because then you'll haunt me!" ~Trina
"Oh! Well, I'll haunt you anyway!" ~Shawota
"Yay! I'll sit up all night waiting for you!" ~Trina
"I'll be laughing at you." ~Shawota
"You're mean. But I probably will end up thinking every noise is you. Yngwie will hit a table and move a lamp and I'll jump up and hug it. 'SHAWOOTTAAAAAA!!!!'" ~Trina
"... You scare me." ~Shawota
"But you looove me!" ~Trina
"Yeah." ~Shawota
"I thought you had an idea." ~Chi
"That was before I drew the shitty star. I'm gonna do it better this time." ~Kayla
"In other words, get ready to stick your fist in your mouth again." ~Trina
“Drinking drinking till the ship is sinking, gambling, stealing, lots of sex appealing. I’m a pirate. And I’m here to steal you.” ~Bradley
“I can’t find my underwear.” ~Kayla
“Hey look! Kayla’s got boobs on her eyes! Uh… I mean, eyes on her boobs.” ~Sara
"RUN!!! Katrina is going to stab you!!!" ~Reno
"Oops… I killed her first. (I SWEAR IT WAS SELF DEFENSE!!!!!!!!)" ~Sara
"Lies!" ~Reno
"But it really was self defense." ~Sara
"You WOULD say that, you monster." ~Reno
"You said yourself that she was gonna stab meeeee………………… AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! HER F-ING ZOMBIE STABBED ME!!!!!!!!!!!" ~Sara
"Hahahaha. And so it has begun. mwahahahahahoho" ~Reno
"Who’s side are you on anyway? Mine or the zombie’s. Is this some kind of prophecy or something?????" ~Sara
"It is Catholic business now. Your participation is no longer required." ~Reno
"Ummm…. Ok…. I’m still bleeding here…." ~Sara
"Band-aid?" ~Reno
"Would you like your bag in a milk?" ~Danielle
“At least you’re not Bella Swan!” ~Sara
“Is this the one that he looks like he has two arms?” ~Sara
“Uhm… People normally do, Sara.” ~Kayla
"This is the end. Are you sure you're comfortable with doing this?" ~Kayla
"I'm not comfortable with the fact that you said 'the end.'" ~Sara
“You’ve got the rest of your life. That’s a lot of years, man… If you don’t get hit by a car… If.” ~Kayla
"It's cool to feel him cripple underneath me." ~Hill
“Yeah. You guys clean up your mess.” ~Sara
“It’s not our mess. We’re just cleaning it up.” ~Chi
“It’s sticky.” ~Trina
“We didn’t make the mess. We’re just cleaning it up. Kinda like sex and we’re the parents. Gotta clean the sheets.” ~Chi
“WHY DID YOU PUT IT THERE, ELI?!” ~John
“Gay ex boyfriends aren’t allowed to touch things that I’ve already claimed!” ~Trina
"You know how awesome it would be if our farts had colors. 'Ooop. Chelsea farted again. It's a blue cloud." ~Chi
“It would be funny if you farted and a rainbow cloud came out. IT’S MR. FARTICLES!!!” ~JJ
"Are you sniffing my hair?" ~JJ
"As if this couldn't get any more awkward." ~Trina
"I wish I didn't have feet, then I'd walk around on nubs." ~Sara
"Oh My God! Look at that dog! What is that?!" ~Sara
"I think its a really fat chihuahua." ~Hill
"I don't know, it doesnt really look like a chihuahua. It's really fat. Maybe it's part pug." ~Sara
"Chihuahuas and pugs can breed together?" ~Hill
"I don't know, but if they did I'd call the puppies chipughuas." ~Sara
"That sounds like a really ugly dog." ~Hill
"Woah! She's really getting into my pants!" ~Chi
"Aw, you only love me for my Irma." ~Chi
"What if boobs grew out like antennas?" ~Reno
"What the fuck are we talking about." ~Trina
"I'd use mine to feel your face." ~Reno
"My back is so fucked up. It's, like, swollen. I hope I don't die from it." ~Kayla
"I hope I don't die..." ~Kayla
"Me too, I kinda enjoy your company." ~Trina
"...Kinda." ~Sara
“So a knife would be an it, a spork would be a hermaphrodite, a fork would be a male, and a spoon would be a girl.” ~Trina
“Yeah, so, which one’s a necrophiliac?” ~Kayla
“All of them.” ~Trina
“EEWWW SPORKING!!!” ~Kayla
“YAAAAAAYYYYY SPORKING!” ~Trina
“DAMN YOU CAPSLOCK!!!!!!!” ~Sara
"It's okay to fuck your fiance. That's why fiance starts with F." ~Sara
"Yeah, well so does fire but I wouldn't want to fuck it! That would hurt!" ~James
"That's sounds like it'd be easier with a candle." ~Sara
“I just dumped the humpster!” ~Sara
"What about banana boobs?" ~Dev
"They're bigger when I'm naked." ~Mad
"I can't see you!!! Let me go put my hearing-aids in!" ~James
"No wonder they call him Crazy Scotty, he's got one big cock!" ~James
"That's not a cock, that's a porcupine." ~Dev
"My pants are vibrating.... And I like it." ~James
"Everytime I eat cold things, I get a brain-fart." ~James
"I'll shank you with a rusty, plastic spoon!" ~James
"My eye squeeked." ~Sara
"I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU NAKED! PUT SOME SOCKS ON!" ~James
“My food pops outta me when it’s done.” ~James
“You just pulled it outta my poop-hole!” ~James
"Yeah Sara! It was a 80 mile per hour werewolf with no brakes!" ~Kayla
"WHERE THE FUCK DID THE HEAD GO!!!" ~Kayla
"Yeah, a bunch of little baby foxes tore the deer apart..." ~Kayla
"Not baby foxes... really big foxes." ~JJ
"HELL HAS NO WALLS!!!" ~Sara
"How do dead things live somewhere?" ~Kayla
"I live at your house..." ~JJ
"Oh God, Sandy's gonna do it!" ~Kayla
"She doesn't want to masturbate to this, cause they're girls." ~Sara
"I do have underwear on!!" ~Kayla
"But why would you want Brock to watch you do it?" ~Chi
"Dude, I watch you do it all the time." ~Sara
"That was too scientific... let's just skip to the dick part." ~Sara
"RELEASE YOUR BOWELS!" ~Denim
"I really don't care what's going on, as long as I KNOW what's going on. I hate not knowing. It's like, 'you're going to die tomorrow.' I'd be cool with that. But if it were something like, 'I'm sorry, sir. But it appears that you are clinically dead' I'd be all, 'What?! But.... But... How?! Why? I'm. I'm breathing. And... I'm pretty sure I'm alive. Am I a zombie...? And... If so... Can I eat your brains? Gain all of your knowledge.' Because... You know. I want to know what the fuck's up with that." ~Shawota
"Riiight... So, that'd be fucked up." ~Kit
"Thank you for calling the Mental Help Hotline...if you are not calling from a bridge or holding a weapon...please press the * key...and our operator will be with you shortly..." ~Amethyst
"What's red on your butt?" ~Kayla
"I don't know, is it pink?" ~JJ
"The penis fairy plows people in public places!" ~Chi
"Your freezing! Come to bed with me! I'll warm you up, you cool me down, and it will be fun!!" ~Sara
"So if I enjoy fucking cold people it means I'm a necrophiliac?" ~Sara
"You're a cookie... AND KAYLA'S GONNA EAT YOU!!!" ~JJ
[sings to bread roll while spreading butter on it] ~Carissa
"Carissa, why are you singing to your roll?" ~Sara
"What? I'm just buttering it up!" ~Carissa
"If I'm a yellow highlighter and your a pink highlighter, then can we get together and make some little orange highlighters?" ~Sara
"Oh I see, you're an anime club virgin!" ~Sara
"They want you to believe this is anime club, but really it's just group therapy." ~Sara
"This place is like an asylum." ~random chick
"No, I've been there and this is worse." ~Sara
"OH MY GOD! IT'S MOSES!" ~Sara
"Yes, and he'll part all the water in your body." ~Evan
"Ewww!" ~Sara
"Or maybe he'll part your legs." ~Evan
"Ewwwer!" ~Sara
"I like my guys skinny, pale, and cold... so basically, I'm just a step away from being a necrophiliac." ~Sara
"You're like the bringer of death by car crash." ~Sara
"But nobody's died yet." ~JJ
"She doesn't have a Death Note, she has a Crash Note." ~Sara
"What's that called when you need blood to live?" ~Kayla
"Uh, life." ~Trina
"So, tattoos give you nipple diseases??" ~Sara
"My disease affects the nipple."~Trina
"I would not want that disease... I don't want my penis falling off." ~Chi
"Sara, I don't like weiners." ~Kayla
"Become a lesbian." ~Sara
"No." ~Kayla
"It's cool to feel him cripple underneath me." ~Hill
“Grandpa, what are you doing? You can’t open the window. If you open the window the alarm will go off.” ~Dev
“I know the alarm will go off. I just need enough time to get out the window.” ~Grandpa
“You’re not gonna jump out the window. I won’t let you.” ~Dev
“I need to jump out the window. So, stick that in your stupid pipe and smoke it!” ~Grandpa
"You see! This is why you don't take me out to see a vampire movie with sexy actors in it while I'm in a violent mood and hungry!!!" ~Sara
"You know, sometimes I wonder about the nutritional value of blood. I mean... it's low in fat, high in protien and I think it's low carb. Plus, if you're anemic like me you get the added bonus of lots and lots of iron! Where's the nearest blood bank!?!?" ~Sara
"Unless you bite someone with AIDS." ~Carissa
"I guess I'll have to interview my victims before I bite them." ~Sara
"So, if I bite you I won't get any nasty diseases.... LIKE AIDS, or herpes of the blood?" ~Carissa
"So what do you want to eat?" ~Sara
"I don't know... food, anything except pencils." ~Carissa
"So basically you want to get AIDS from a Thai stripper." ~Sara
"Basically." ~Liz
"Sara, pick up! Pick up the phone, Sara! It's sitting right next to you! I called you back like you said. Hehehe. Now you're gonna have to listen to this message instead of looking at pictures of shoes. Oh, that's an ugly pink shoe. Hehe. James can't fit his foot in the ugly pink shoe." ~Dev
"I don't know guys, I think this haircolor looks natural." ~Sara
"Yeah, for a smurf!" ~Kayla
"I thought smurfs had white hair." ~JJ
"No, there are different types." ~Kayla
"Ring around the rosey,
Pocket full of hosey,
Cashes, cashes
WE ALL GET AIDS!" ~Sara, Kayla, & JJ
"I wanna live to be 300. Then my last words can be '300!!!!'" ~Chi
"No! On your deathbed, 300 years old, 'Tonight... we dine... IN HELL!' And then you die." ~Trina
"Why did someone draw a wanker on my snowman?!?!" [starts to erase it] "I feel dirty erasing it." ~Mrs. Lewis
"You just erased its manhood!!" ~Eric
"There are quite a few males who's manhoods I'd like to erase!" ~Mrs. Lewis
"Sara, I'm gonna send you to Thailand." ~Liz
"But that's your dream, not mine." ~Sara
"I know, that's why I'm sending you there." ~Liz
"Are you saying that you want me to become a Thai stripper?" ~Sara
"No!" ~Liz
"Good! Cause I hate to tell you: I DON'T HAVE AIDS!" ~Sara
"Well, that's good." ~Tori
"Guys like shirts that attract attention to the booble area." ~Carissa
"You suck." ~Sara
"No, you suck!" ~Dev
"You're so perverted... and anyway I like to receive." ~Sara
"Eww, nevermind. I didn't want to know that." ~Dev
"I never thought it was possible, but you're even uglier on camera." ~Sara
"Yeah, but.... wait..." ~Jamie
"Plan B is.... What the Hell?" ~Carrig
“I do love you, you just won’t let me touch you sometimes.” ~Kayla
"Jessica, is that your computer sitting there all non-chalantly?" ~Chi
"Yeah, cause computers can sit there non-chalantly." ~Trina
"I don't like american cheese." ~Kaitlyn
"Neither do I." ~Sara
"What's wrong with America?" ~Brandon
"The problem is not that it's American, the problem is that it's individually wrapped." ~Kaitlyn
"I just don't like the way it tastes." ~Sara
"EWW!!! DEODERANT TASTES BAD!!!" ~Kia
"I don't know. I think my food for when I'm high would be popcorn." ~Sara
"Yeah, that is good... NEVER PUT POPCORN IN THE MICROWAVE AND PRESS THE POTATO BUTTON!!!! THAT'S HOW I BURNT DOWN MY HOUSE!!!" ~Megan
"What does pussy even taste like?" ~Sara
"I don't know." ~Kia
"Why am I even askin' you?!? I'm the bisexual one!" ~Sara
"Maybe I could just stick my hand down there and taste it. It prolly tastes kinda tart... with a hint of fish." ~Kia
"OH MY GOODNESS! The light is more scarilier at night!" ~Kia
"I do NOT have frequent temper tantr... Ok, yeah I do." ~Sara
"Go away you cur... What is a cur anyway? ~Sara
"I've never even heard that word before." ~Kia
"Darn! I guess that means you're not gonna define it for me." ~Sara
"Did you just lick the table?" ~Sara
"No!" ~Mom
"I was talking to the dog..." ~Sara
"Oh... you both have strep? Now I kinda regret hugging you." ~Sara
"Arrggg. Your momma is locked." ~Carrig
"There's a random Santa Clause walking around school?" ~Chi
"Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!" ~Santa
"I WANT A COOKIE!!!" ~JJ
"HEY! No playing with people's faces with rulers!" ~Carrig
"I'M ON SANTA'S HIT LIST, BITCH!!!" ~Kayla
[sticks tongue out] ~Jeanette
"Put that tongue back in or the tongue fairy will come and rip it out." ~Cody
"That would hurt." ~Jeanette
"Blunt force trauma to the potato!" ~Sara
"Don't open his candle! You'll smell all the flavor out of it!" ~Cody
"Which of you liked to play Bondage Barbie?" ~Dad
"OH MY GOD, IS THAT A FINGER?!?! IT IS A FINGER!!!! THERE'S A FINGER ON THE TABLE!!!! WHY IS THERE A FINGER ON THE TABLE?!?!" ~Sara
"You're too black to be a Keebler elf." ~Chi
"There's a black one! Carrig isn't there a black Keebler elf?" ~Kayla
"I was just wondering that." ~Carrig
"I fail at picking my nose." ~Kayla
"Hair makes me wanna go bald." ~Kayla
"What about a jiggly?" ~Kayla
"What the hell is a jigglypuff?" ~Trina
"That's a pokemon silly." ~Kayla
"I have a tree-fetish" ~Kayla
"But that's hypocratical." ~Kayla
"Kayla, it's just better if you don't talk." ~Carrig
"I am a maggot." ~Trina
"I died four times!" ~Britt
"HEY!" ~Carrig
"You owe me a cookie!" ~JJ
"Can you feel my wood?" ~Tiras
"Akward... So, oak or cherry?" ~Sara
"Why did all the dinasaurs die out? Because Tiras touches Kayla at night. 'Nooo! They're in my underwear!!!'" ~Chi
"What??? I have dinasaur underwear." ~Kayla
"I have a crazy mouth!" ~Sara
"Look, this guy has a rare skin disease that allows bark to grow on his skin." ~Sara
"I've heard of him! He's in a freak show! And he's Korean! I know because--" ~JJ
"He's your uncle!" ~Chi
"I call him Uncle Barky." ~Trina
"No, but he does have a family." ~JJ
"Yeah, he has two sons." ~Sara
"And Kayla's the mother... because we all know she'd hit that." ~Trina
"Why did you ask my boyfriend about his wood?" ~Kayla
"Because it was funny!" ~Sara
"But it IS cherry!" ~Kayla
"Well if I die from eating cheese, at least I'll die happy." ~Sara
"Guess what we decided yesterday! Everything you eat is made from poop!" ~JJ
"Yeah, like I pooped in your salad yesterday." ~Carrig
"I didn't have a salad yesterday.... wait, I did. You pooped in my mother's salad?" ~JJ
"Yes, cause she asked me to." ~Carrig
"When I was your age, tattoos were for queers." ~Carrig
"WHAT!?!? THAT'S GAY!!!!" ~Kayla
"That's what we said." ~Carrig
"Go get a tattoo, or sit here and do pot... I choose pot." ~Chi
"There's something stuck up in there!" ~Sara
"Did you say that on purpose?" ~James
"You mean that there's something in the gay fry's hole?" ~Sara
[nods] ~James
"YUP!!!!" ~Sara
"That's a tight gay fry!" ~Sara
"That's a gay virgin." ~James
"It's got a small hole!" ~Carissa
"TOUCH ME!!!" ~Kayla
"Your cheese is pooping! It is... It's like a cheese butthole, for cheese only." ~Kayla
"Kayla has a tree-fetish!" ~Sara
"No I dont!" ~Kayla
"A knot-hole is better than no hole!" ~James
[laughs] ~Dean
"It wasn't funny... not even stupid funny. If I were a commedian I would want a hundred Deans in the audience." ~Mrs. Lewis
"Sara! What was up with your voicemail? That was really weird. It was like Jess's... just without Jess talking." ~Julia
"I need a way to get a hold of Carissa other than myspace... I'LL PROLLY CALL KOLT!" ~Julia
"I'll just call you Dikki. And for short, I'll call you Dick!" ~Eubanks
"Takes one to know one." ~Mrs. Lewis
"This is Taco Bell. What's your beef?" ~Jacob
"Did you just say something about Benefiber?" ~Sara
"Is that something old people take to make their poop hard?" ~Kayla
"...Yeah, so, I'm not talking to Kayla for the rest of the day." ~Trina
"Look, a ladybug.... Look!" ~Kayla
"I don't care." ~Carrig
"STOP HUMPING MY COMPUTER!!!" ~Kayla
"I squeezed it and it squirted on me!" ~Kayla
"Carrig! I need to show you something! I drew my anus on the wrong side!!!!" ~Kayla
"Turns out, when I'm hyper I'm less likely to get the numbers mixed up in a dyslexic fit!!!..... Or maybe, I'm just less likely to notice it." ~Sara
"Yeah, that's probably more like it." ~Angie
"I have to go to the dynecologist." ~Kayla
"Oh... I'm sorry." ~Trina
"Wait, don't you mean a gynecologist... with a G?" ~Sara
"A dynegologist...?" ~Kayla
"No... A GYNEcologist." ~Trina
"How could you make a mistake like that when one of your best friends wants to do that as her career?" ~Sara
"Well that's awkward." ~Trina
"Yeah, well, she's bi so I guess it's ok for her." ~Sara
"Well, go fuck yourself J!" ~Trina
"That would be kinda hard." ~JJ
"What are you doing with that carrot?" ~Liz
"Holding it...... Feeling it." ~Sara
"Your boobs look exceptionally squooshy today." ~Sara
"I will eat your soul." ~Sara
"I'M FREAKING HUNGRY!!!" ~Chi
"Deja moo! The feeling I've heard this bull before." ~Uncle Norm
"Haha, you're a farmer." ~Chi
"My stepdad had eye cancer and I laughed." ~JJ
[phone rings and JJ answers it]
"GRANDMA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN JESSIE'S PHONE? GET OUTTA JESSIE'S PHONE GRANDMA!!!" ~Kayla
"It's my mom." ~JJ
"And my grandma's dead." ~Kayla
"Did you know girls can get hard too?" ~Sara
"Nuh uh!" ~Kayla
"Yeah huh... the nipples!" ~Sara
"Really?" ~Kayla
"Yeah." ~Dev
"It happens when your either really excited or really cold." ~Sara
[looks down] "So... am I excited... or cold." ~Kayla
"And she smelled bad! At least if you bump into someone you should smell good about it." ~Sara
"I sit there and wonder, 'Who should I date now?' Who does that!" ~Kayla
"You." ~Sara
"Really, who should I date next?" ~Kayla
"I'm not touching that one with a ten foot pole." ~Sara
"No! Touch it!" ~Kayla
"Woah." ~JJ
"You're gonna put the British kid in charge of American equipment?" ~Jamie
"How about you get a tripod to the face?" ~John
"OH THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT THE HOOD!" ~Kayla
"What?" ~Chi-Chan, Sara, & Trina
"Cause hood is at the end of neighborhood." ~Kayla
"OH MY GOD, KAYLA!!!" ~Chi, Sara, & Trina
"Look what I found!!!" ~Kayla
"OH MY GOD YOU FOUND THE FETUS!!!" ~Sara
"You're a horrible person that amuses me to no end." ~Trina
“Oh my god, you guys.” ~Trina
“Well when you’re listening to a song about rebel yelling….” ~Chi
“You should try talking to my dad… you get stoned just listening to him.” ~Kayla
"Harley, why are you late?" ~Mrs. Lewis
"Sorry, I had to give CJ a long lecture about sex." ~Harley
“Kayla has no butt; her butt is concave.” ~Sara
“What about a condom cave? That sounds more like me.” ~James
“Girls can take it in the ass too, you know.” ~Sara
“My doctor told me that lamictal can cause hyperactivity.” ~Angie
“Really? My doctor never told me that. My doctor told me that it can cause birth defects!” ~Sara
“You take lamictal?” ~Angie
“Yes.” ~Sara
[5 minutes later] “Woah! That explains things!!!” ~Sara
“I like my job, I don’t want to get fired.” ~Angie
“I like fire!” ~Sara
"Angie, do you have a bouncy ball? I want a bouncy ball." ~Sara
“Angie! I found something better than a bouncy ball!” ~Sara
“Sara, I’m not getting you a bouncy ball.” ~Angie
“No, really! I saw a seal in the toy machine!” ~Sara
“A seal?” ~Angie
“Yeah!” ~Sara
“You’re ADHD.” ~Angie
“It was in the claw machine?” ~Paige
“Do you have your driver’s license?” ~Danielle
“….Yeah.” ~Sara
“How’d you get it?” ~Danielle
“What do you mean ‘How’d I get it?’” ~Sara
“Just because you pay 50 cents doesn’t mean you’ll get it.” ~Paige
“You got your license for 50 cents?” ~Angie
“Yes, Angie, I got my license for 50 cents. I just paid them and they gave me my license… though they probably only did it to stop me from coming in and begging.” ~Sara
"Who melts their thong in the microwave?!" ~Kayla
"I didn't know you weren't supposed to put underwear in the microwave!!!" ~Kayla
"I'm not crying! I'm just sweating from my eyes!" ~James
"I'm going to be in the darkroom watering my emulsion." ~Carrig
"This is like Mission Man Back!" ~Kayla
"My nose burns with joy." ~Kayla
"Turns out, bad guys bleed Kool-Aid" ~Sara
"Not just the heartless guys?" ~Dad
"So many things you could fit into a mouth that big..." ~Kayla
"Wow, Kayla! You are so perverted!" ~Chi
"I'm not perverted, I'm just logical!" ~Kayla
"Too bad my shoes don't come off." ~Chi
"Have you ever played apple twist? Where you twist the stems off apples and it's supposed to tell you who you're gonna marry. I always thought I was gonna marry a girl named Harper because the apple told me so. I gave up about 7 months ago when I realized I've never met a girl named Harper." ~Marble
"I BROUGHT POPCORN!!! I know what we can do to hang out! Let's go to Home Depot and see if they actually have their microwaves hooked up!" ~Sara
" I don't get mad when my mom smokes pot... I smoke it with her!!! " ~Smayda
[weird noise]
“WHAT WAS THAT!!!!” ~Sara
“I was enjoying my cheese!” ~Carissa
“Yeah, well you make weird noises when you enjoy things.” ~Sara
“May you eat your tacos in peace!” ~Sara
“Don’t try to eat peanut butter through your nose!” ~Sara
“I already did.” ~JJ
“Hello, my homies!” ~JJ
“YOU WISH YOU HAD A HOME!!!!” ~Sara
“I don’t want to be gay!!!” ~Kayla
[spits] “I’m a llama!” ~James
“Ooh ooh! Tell her that you’re hanging out with 3 hot girls and a gay boy!” ~Sara
“NO! I’m a llama!!!” ~James
“Okay, tell her that you’re hanging out with 3 hot girls and a really sexy llama!” ~Sara
"Everybody be quiet! I'm about to be bitchy." ~Carissa
"Oh my god! My ring rings! Listen! .......nevermind, it stopped." ~Sara
"You know that 'no child left behind'? Yeah. That's bull crap. We'll leave you behind." ~Carrig
"He put the pee in the vagee." ~Britt
"If you say you went to France one more time, I will cut your head off and sew it back on backwards!!!" ~Mrs. Lewis
"Wait, where'd you go?" ~random boy
"Ummmm.... Paris..." ~Trevor
"Where is Paris?" ~random boy
"Somewhere in Europe." ~Trevor
"There's brain juice in my pee?!?!" ~Harley
"It worries me that that is so flimsy." ~Mrs. Lewis
"That's what she said!" ~Bowersmith
"I'm listening to Russian lesbians." ~Julia
"What about launching lesbians?" ~Sara
"No... Russian lesbians!" ~Julia
"Oh! I was thinking of lesbians flying through the air. SUPER LESBIAN!!!" ~Sara
(later)
"I was listening to Russian lesbians." ~Julia
"Wait? Russian lesbians? As in Tatu? I thought you were talking about rushing lesbians..." ~Sara
"Eli! You are just like my 2 year-old sister! We do not have to look at you to listen to you!" ~Chi
"You have a 2 year-old sister?" ~Trina
"No, that was a lie." ~Chi
"I'm not really that hard up for it." ~Eli
"Woah!" ~JJ
"I said hard up, not hard on!" ~Eli
"What's a mongoloid?" ~Kayla
"You don't know what a mongoloid is?" ~Smayda
"Is it a food?" ~Kayla
"Do you like to be the pitcher or the catcher?" ~Carissa
"Both!" ~James
"At the same time!!!" ~Sara
"Poke it like a female." ~JJ
"What?!?" ~Zani
"I poke it like a female." ~JJ
"So I guess you're not there, so I guess I'll just jump in a barrel of acid and hopefully talk to you later." ~Kolt
"TITS!!" ~Carissa
"BOOBIES!!" ~Sara
"You're immature." ~Carissa
"I've got 68 poems now... all I have to do is write one more and then leave it for a few weeks." ~Sara
"Why?" ~Carissa
"Cause then it'd be 69." ~Sara
"Oh... SARA!" ~Carissa
"I'm not going to prom anymore." ~Liz
"Why?" ~Sara
"I wanna save money for... other things." ~Liz
"LIKE A BOOB JOB!!!" ~Sara
[whimpers] "Why? Does it look like I need a boob job?" ~Liz
"Is this a trick question?" ~Carissa
"Look at these boobs! Does it look like they need to be bigger?!?!" ~Liz
"What boobs?" ~Carissa
"WELL FUCK THE COOKIE!!!" Sara
"I ALREADY DID!" ~JJ
"Woah..." ~Sara
"You know what, I just wanna rub my butt on you." ~Kayla
"Are your chickens growing under your skin?" ~JJ
"YES!!!!" ~Sara
"Drugs." ~JJ
"Woah, he looks like you!" ~Sara
"He sounds like me on the phone too!" ~James
"Ok, I've changed my mind. You can't date this guy." ~Sara
"Why?" ~James
"Because you'll do it and then the very next day you'll find out he's your long lost twin." ~Sara
"......ew." ~JJ
"Pull your shirt off!!" ~Kayla
"I'd seriously like to make love to this song." ~Kayla
"Well, I'm disturbed now. Thank you." ~JJ
"Where's the zoomer-inner button." ~Kayla
"We're gonna shove these up in there!!!!" ~Kayla
"You have nuts and I name them Fred!!!" ~JJ
"Rub my boob!" ~Trina
"Rub your stubbly boob." ~Chi
"What is the Vatican? Is it a type of food?" ~Kayla
"Carrig! What's the Vatican?" ~Kayla
"It's a pill for men with E.D." ~Carrig
"Well, sorry I'm not Catholic!" ~Kayla
"I'm not either! Even the Wiccan was laughing at you!" ~Trina
"And your sex life is damned!" ~Titus
"I'm not a penis haver." ~Kayla
"Jessie's like a savior... like Jesus with hair." ~Kayla
"How am I a savior when I stole their clothes?" ~JJ
"Oh... YOU'RE A BITCH!" ~Kayla
"Eli do you love me?" ~Kayla
"Why do you keep asking me this?!?!" ~Eli
"That's a no." ~Trina
"Hit me harder." ~Trina
"Woah, kinky." ~JJ
[music playing]
"Hey there's a dog that sings this!!!!" ~JJ
"You have a hole!" ~Sara
"No comment." ~Eli
"Kareoke, doesn't that sound like a food?" ~Kayla
"Everything you don't know sounds like a food..." ~Chi
"The Vatican..." ~Trina
"Mongolians..." ~Chi
"Mongolians?" ~Kayla
"Somebody talk to me." ~Kayla
"Hi, Kayla." ~JJ & Chi
"No... make conversation with me." ~Kayla
"Hi, Kayla. How are you." ~JJ
"Good." ~Kayla
"Okay, I'm done." ~JJ
"Why am I getting all girled up for a gay guy?!?!" ~Sara
"GONASYPHAHERPALAIDS!!!" ~Eli
"I think you have a problem... you might die tomarrow." ~Sara
"Gonasyphaherpalaids?" ~Sara
"Doesn't that sound like a candy from Willy Wonka's Factory?" ~Kayla
"Life isn't fair. That's why they make bras in different sizes." ~Britt
"So today we discovered that the swine flu really is not that big a deal. What we really have to watch out for is after the flu dies down; when all the people who died from it come back as pig zombies." ~Sara
"WITH PIGGY SNOUTS!!!" ~Kayla
"You have an invisible butterfly between your boobs!" ~Sara
"Yeah, my cousin gave me this shirt... she had a baby." ~Caitlin
"Stop making out in the hall!!!!!!!!" ~Britt
"Yeah, you makin' outers!!!" ~Titus
"So, if you eat cow tongue does that mean you're french kissing the cow?" ~JJ
"Jessica wants to know if eating cow tongue means you're french kissing the cow?" ~Sara
"I don't think so, because the cow is not a willing participant." ~Mom
"Mom says she doesn't think so because the cow is not a willing participant." ~Sara
"Tongue rape?" ~Eli
"I am NOT sensually tonguing my glass." ~Sara
"And I was not watching with much interest." ~Eli
"Don't look at my limp!" ~Carrig
"If he were a vampire I think he'd suck something other than blood." ~Kayla
"She'd, like, crap out whole vegetables." ~Kayla
"If it was to be a really horrible death, it'd have to include a man's package." ~Eli
"That's kinda annoying. I don't like it." ~Eli
"Well, too bad!" ~Chi
"It's a girl thing, Eli." ~Sara
"I don't like it either." ~Trina
[hesitates] "It's a girl thing, Katrina." ~Sara
"HOLY SHNIPLES!!! ......Not to be confused with holy shnipples." ~Sara
"I watched the fog swallow up a silver Toyota Corolla and then poop out a blue Honda Odessey." ~Sara
"So I've got you little angels all morning." ~Carrig
"We have been little angels lately." ~Jodii
"Yeah, right..." ~Carrig
"People with beer-bellies shouldn't open their shirt." ~Sara
"Oh, I'll do it." ~Chi
"Maybe you have a virus." ~Sara
"Well there's no doubt about that." ~Eli
"I told you about that." ~Sara
"Oh, I do that stuff on my Wii." ~Eli
"Why does it always come back to penis?" ~Sara
"Because cock jokes are awesome." ~Eli
"Something smells like bad fart." ~Eli
"There's a good kind of fart?" ~Sara
"I guess so... My dad says his smells like roses." ~Eli
"... um... ok...." ~Sara
"So? My parents say I'm special, but that doesn't mean they're right." ~Chi
"My DS broke! And I loved that thing, too. Although I didn't treat it very well. That's probably why I don't have a girlfriend, either..." ~Eli
"Everybody smile." ~Luey
"We have to smile. Quick, somebody tell a cock joke!" ~Eli
"What is this book about?" ~Bowersmith
"Blaaack people and whiiite people... and BEES!" ~Harley
"Who would name their black kid Zachary? I've never heard of a black kid named Zach!" ~Bowersmith
"The black Power Ranger!!!" ~Jerimiah
"Who cares about the black Power Ranger?!" [hesitates] "Wait... there's a black Power Ranger?" ~Bowersmith
"At what age does a male become able to produce children?" ~game card
"Wait, wait, wait when do the balls drop?" ~Rosie
"Ummm on new years." ~Brandon
"I toed the bottle." ~Sara
"You towed it where?" ~Carissa
"No, I toed it... as in, kicked sensually." ~Sara
"Hold the wheel with your other hand." ~Carissa
[switches to hold steering wheel with left hand] ~Kolt
"FEEL MY LEG!!!" ~Carissa
"Sticks or tacos?" ~Carissa
"Get that white stuff off your face!" ~Sara
"Hi, Eli." ~Kayla
"Hi." ~Eli
"No, Eli, say hi to me!" ~Sara
[pause] ~Eli
"It's ok, Eli, we all know who you love more." ~Kayla
"HITLER!!!" ~Chi
"Let's go in a dark room and play 'who's in my mouth?'" ~John
"Homosexuals are gay!" ~Eli
"You're gay! Don't talk about homosexuals like that." ~Kayla
"You know what happens when you get engaged?!" ~Kayla
"What happens when you get engaged?" ~Casey
"GONASYPHAHERPILAIDS!" ~Sara
"So you can get 8 out." ~Carrig
"hehe... ate out..." ~Jamie
"Oh my god! That freaked me out this weekend! I got four friend requests! I've got like four friends now! At first I thought it was a virus but then I thought maybe I might have a deadly disease that I don't know about and everyone felt sorry for me." ~Carrig
"We take paper, make it pretty, and charge an arm and a freakin' leg for it. That's how we make our money." ~Carrig
"You can't beat the ones that are willing to go naked!!!" ~Sara
"I hope you jump off a cliff and eat it." ~JJ
"I don't know, I don't go around sniffing piercings." ~Trina
"Titalating hopscotch" ~Carissa
"It's my fucking phone, I'll hit you with my penis!" ~Jesse W.
"I'll straight beat you with my weiner." ~Jesse W.
"That's the guy who sold Chelsea the sausage!!!" ~Carissa
["Sex Toyz" by Brokencyde is playing]
"Did they just say what I think they said?" ~Dev
"Maybe. What did you think they said?" ~Sara
"I'm not gonna repeat it." ~Dev
"Then yes! That's exactly what they said." ~Sara
"I have a question. What kind of shampoo does Cousin It use?" ~Sara
"Apparently, not Head and Shoulders." ~Dad
"I just opened my mouth and made it happen." ~Sara
"Kathy's Corner has cherry flavored anal lube." ~Kolt
"Anal flavored cherry lube?" ~Sara
"What does that have to do with farting in Walmart?" ~Kayla
"Yeah, but it's white." ~Sara
"All it needs is a paint-job. Look at me, I got one and I'm fine." ~Kayla
"Devon, there's something you need to know about sex. Sex is like pringles..." ~Sara
"Okay, now I'm curious, how are you gonna compare sex to pringles?" ~Dev
"Once you pop the fun don't stop!" ~Sara
"I wanna know if you're bringing some guy of any... sort. Cause, just, yeah. Alrighty. Oh, and make sure you look really fucking crazy, or something. Cause we're doing security most likely. Cause, Sean hurt his back in a car accident and Em's not gonna be there and I guess I'm a crazy motherfucker." ~Julia
"Curse you an your non phone answering." ~James
"I wish I had hair that defied gravity." ~Sara
"That's a big potta-porty!" ~James
"I spit in her mouth with my tongue." ~James
"BIG BOB'S BITCH TITS!!!" ~James
"Do you want your items in a bag?" ~Walmart Cashier Guy
"No." ~James
[places items in bag] "...Oh, wait, you said you didn't want the bag." [takes items out] ~Walmart Cashier Guy
"That's okay, he was lying." ~Sara
"That's my whole life." ~Walmart Cashier Guy
"Lying?" ~Sara
"I'm not sure, but I think that's Spanish for 'crazy chicken'" ~Sara
"There's a Big Boy in my anus!" ~James
"I'm so good, I can make guys moan without even touching them!" ~James
"Balls." ~Kolt
"Balls." ~Carissa
"Balls." ~Sara
"POTATO!!!" ~James
"Pie." ~JJ
"Jiffy Lube - where you get your lube in a jiffy!" ~Sara
"Or your jiffy in a lube!" ~Carissa
"Peanutbutter?" ~James
"Don't eat peanutbutter through your nose." ~Sara
"Sara, I don't eat peanutbutter at all." ~Hill
"Oh, well then, you suck." ~Sara
"It's graphically delicious!!" ~James
"I remember now! In my dream, Tex shot Katie!" ~Sara
"What?" ~James
"In my dream, Tex shot Katie! ....Hmm, I wonder who paid her? Oh... wait... prolly me." ~Sara
"I can feel my ass spreading just thinking about it." ~Robin
"Now we're gonna watch this video, made with the highest quality possible." ~Ms. Sarah
"Was that sarcasm?" ~Drewcifer
"No" ~Ms. Sarah
"Was THAT sarcasm?" ~Drewcifer
[Note: It WAS sarcasm]
"This is why I have to pee." ~Kayla
"What if boobs grew out of my back." ~Kayla
"You're mom's pickle pissapeared!" ~Kayla
"I'm gonna make my player on my myspace poop green." ~Carissa
"I WILL fucking fix my fucking shower while fucking!!" ~Kayla
"I like fruity goodness on a stick!" ~Carissa
"You know what makes me angry? Things that bounce." ~Carissa
"My elbow can't spell" ~Sara
"Damn weanis." ~James
"Yes... my weanis is going to hell." ~Sara
"Your mom's weanis is going to hell... and her penis and her jeanis." ~Kayla
"Go drink some poop soup!" ~Kayla
"What do you call a prostitute with no arms and no legs?" ~Carissa
"I don't know." ~Kayla
"Me neither." ~Carissa
"Don't make fun of masturbation... it's sex with someone I love." ~Carissa
"Son of a mother firetrucker brother!" ~Elizabeth
"That was an angry, like I hate you, sneeze!" ~Drewcifer
"Time flies when you're having fun." ~Andrew
"This class is fun? We're gonna have to fix that." ~Ms. Sarah
"I get better the more I do." ~Drewcifer
"Well, yeah, that generally happens." ~Wolfie
"Not exactly, there are things that you can do over and over and still suck at." ~Elizabeth
"Yeah, like marriage." ~Drewcifer
"Time flies when you're having a blasty-blast." ~Drewcifer
"Woah, that's gonna pop off and cut out someone's eye." ~Ms. Sarah
"Don't papercut his eye!" ~Ms. Sarah
"What kind of teacher would I be if I said, 'Ehh, mediocre to shit is okay.'" ~Ms. Sarah
"In an awkward and uncomfortable way, that makes me happy." Ms. Hope
"My birthday is next week, somebody make me a vagina cake!" ~Dana
"I had a co-dependent boyfriend once... he sucked." ~Dana
"With all this talk of cake and vaginas, I learned that I'm hungry and horny." ~Brian
"It's a clock radio. It's called that because it has both." ~Carissa
"A cock radio?" ~James
"Yes, beacause it has balls... Imagine what happens when it goes off." ~Carissa
"Each condom is electronically tested and mother approved." ~Carissa
"James is electronically tested!" ~Carissa
"Cholestorol comes out of your boobs and is difficult to sniff." ~Sara
"Cool" ~Hill
"Time flies when your clasp is down... I don't know." ~Carissa
"We're getting high off each others stupid fumes!!!" ~Carissa
"My butt is on fire." ~Katie
"No, you do not have flames shooting out of your butt!" ~Sandy
"What about a prostitute? Your ass is a prostitute!" ~Sara
"I do not prostitute my ass." ~Carissa
"You're a girl!" ~Caitlin
Age: ~*~18~*~
Gender: ~*~Female~*~
Orientation: ~*~Bisexual~*~
Status: ~*~Single~*~
Religion: ~*~Wiccan~*~
Ethnicity: ~*~Japanese-American~*~
YAY! THE QUOTES ARE BACK!!!!!
webs.com was making me frustrated... so I'm bringing them back to allpoe.
"Bubbles are coming out of her brain!" ~Greg
"Hold on, let me go get my crap!" ~Linz
"Okay, but don't expect me to hold your hand after you're done digging in the toilet." ~Sara
"Oh look! Fuddruckers! Or if you say it backwards - Rudd... nevermind." ~Wendy
"T'was good and yummy but now I'm done!" ~Wendy
"My psychologist needs a psychologist." ~Sara
"I want everyone to look at that poster in the back of the room." ~Dunn
"Who's that fruitcake?!" ~Rochelle
"That fruitcake... is me." ~Dunn
"Dost thou have a cow?" ~Ellen
"What do you want?" ~Wendy
"A root beer float." ~Linz
"What the heck is a pooperfluff?" ~Wendy
"Those are big cookies. Do you like cookies with chocks of chunklet?" ~Terry
"I have a potato in my backpack." ~Brenden
"Oh, I thought he was going to say he had a potato in his head." ~Sara
"Can I trust you?" ~Sara
"Of course." ~Terry
"DON'T YOU LIE TO ME TERRY!!!" ~Sara
"Do any of you know who this is?" ~Dunn
"Brenden" ~yearbook staff
"How do you know it's Brenden? You can't even see his face!" ~Dunn
"THE HAIR!" ~yearbook staff
"I, have a butt!" ~Sara
[walks in with a large wooden stake] ~Dad
"What are you doing with that?" ~Sara
"Hunting vampires. Are you one?" ~Dad
"That's a stupid question, I love garlic." ~Sara
"Yeah, well, you could be mutated." ~Dad
“It helps to have a password that’s random, cause then no one can guess it.” ~Sara
“Yeah.” ~Ellen
“Like mine is ‘g2yk?’” ~Sara
“Mine is ‘teflonpan.’” ~Ellen
“Umm… okay… that is random.” ~Sara
"I called you... WITH MY BUTT!" ~Linz
"Hey look! An Intrepid!" ~Sara
"What color is it?" ~Linz
"Black." ~Sara
"CRAP!" ~Linz
"I thought it looked quite good." ~Sara
"Look! It's the golden thingy-thing from the traveling stuff-n-fluff!" ~Linz
"I just had the most kinky sex with the copy machine! I've seen parts of that machine that should never be seen..." ~Kinsey
"Why are you molesting that book???" ~Kinsey
“Bugs normally have penises?! I always wondered how insects had sex!” ~Sara
“Lice having penises and having sex on your head….. that’d be awkward!” ~Ashley
“Have you ever snorted glitter? When you snort glitter, then sneeze, it all comes out and glitter, like, falls to the ground. You snort, then sneeze. They’ll think you’re a fairy because your snot is crystallized. Look! It’s pixie dust!” ~Chris
“Have you ever sneezed and it comes out your nose, your mouth, your ears, and your eyes. Your whole face just opens up.” ~Chris
“You don't even have to snort that shit. You just drink it." ~Sara [talking about glitter]
"She's got this problem with forks. She stabbed herself with one once and then she stepped on a fork. HOW THE HELL DO YOU STEP ON A FORK!?!?" ~Sara
“No one wants to square my hypotenuse, so I have to triangle my coordinate plane.” ~Scott
“Pick a color, 1-10!” ~Chi
“Chelsea doesn't do things that are illegal, she herself is illegal.” ~Sara
"I don't like milk. It's like cow vomit... FROM THE NIPPLE!" ~Sara
"The only reason I'd kick you out of bed is so I could do you on the floor." ~Chi
“No disrobing the other bus riders!” ~Maralin
“I’d take your shirt off on the bus.” ~Chi
“And I’d let you!” ~ Kayla
“How did our belly button get up here?” ~Kayla
“Gravity is a myth. Earth Sucks.” ~Chi
“OH! It’s funnier now that I get it!” ~Sara
"You're a sexy muffin butt." ~Kayla
"I can hear your face turning red!" ~James
"My favorite color is naked!" ~James
“It didn’t do that last time!” ~Sara
“Are you gonna complain to your boyfriend because you have a butter boob now?” ~Sara
“People are gonna start calling me a ‘butter boob’ now.” ~Kayla
“Not if you don’t tell them.” ~Trina
"YOU JUST GOT BANGED IN THE FACE BY A BIG BLUE BUFFALO!!!" ~James
"Carrig... something's wrong with my computer." ~Sara
"Is it the grey screen of doom?" ~Carrig
"I don't know, but it just told me to taste something in German." ~Sara
"Yeah. That sounds like the grey screen of doom." ~Carrig
"You know what I'm thinking?..." ~Carrig
"I'm thinking Arby's!" ~JJ
“I thought you said that you were dry imagining it.” ~Kayla
“What?!” ~Sara
“Well… I’m wet imagining it.” ~Kayla
“Nothing’s too kinky for the corner!” ~Sara
“I like cake, guys!” ~Trina
“What?” ~Lisa
“She likes cake… Guys. Not guys made of cake. Not even guys that MAKE cake. But the actual product of cake… Guys.” ~Crow
“Where’s Ozzy?” ~Lisa
“Oven.” ~Shawota
“Evan!!!” ~Lisa
“Whaaat? I’m making a cherryhuahua pie.” ~Shawota
"God! How much blood do I have in my chin?!!" ~Chi
"Do you have any flaws?" ~Sara
"Yes, I was imperfectly created. i was put through rigorous military experimentation where I was implanted with an infective skin deteriorating virus" ~Reno
"So…. Are you a vampire?" ~Sara
"I am SO a vampire." ~Reno
"That’s hot!" ~Sara
"Actually, my skin holds a fairly cold temperature if I don’t drink often." ~Reno
"If someone that I think should have loved me enough to be at my funeral doesn't show up, I'm haunting their asses!" ~Shawota
"I won't come." ~Trina
"Why??" ~Shawota
"Because then you'll haunt me!" ~Trina
"Oh! Well, I'll haunt you anyway!" ~Shawota
"Yay! I'll sit up all night waiting for you!" ~Trina
"I'll be laughing at you." ~Shawota
"You're mean. But I probably will end up thinking every noise is you. Yngwie will hit a table and move a lamp and I'll jump up and hug it. 'SHAWOOTTAAAAAA!!!!'" ~Trina
"... You scare me." ~Shawota
"But you looove me!" ~Trina
"Yeah." ~Shawota
"I thought you had an idea." ~Chi
"That was before I drew the shitty star. I'm gonna do it better this time." ~Kayla
"In other words, get ready to stick your fist in your mouth again." ~Trina
“Drinking drinking till the ship is sinking, gambling, stealing, lots of sex appealing. I’m a pirate. And I’m here to steal you.” ~Bradley
“I can’t find my underwear.” ~Kayla
“Hey look! Kayla’s got boobs on her eyes! Uh… I mean, eyes on her boobs.” ~Sara
"RUN!!! Katrina is going to stab you!!!" ~Reno
"Oops… I killed her first. (I SWEAR IT WAS SELF DEFENSE!!!!!!!!)" ~Sara
"Lies!" ~Reno
"But it really was self defense." ~Sara
"You WOULD say that, you monster." ~Reno
"You said yourself that she was gonna stab meeeee………………… AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! HER F-ING ZOMBIE STABBED ME!!!!!!!!!!!" ~Sara
"Hahahaha. And so it has begun. mwahahahahahoho" ~Reno
"Who’s side are you on anyway? Mine or the zombie’s. Is this some kind of prophecy or something?????" ~Sara
"It is Catholic business now. Your participation is no longer required." ~Reno
"Ummm…. Ok…. I’m still bleeding here…." ~Sara
"Band-aid?" ~Reno
"Would you like your bag in a milk?" ~Danielle
“At least you’re not Bella Swan!” ~Sara
“Is this the one that he looks like he has two arms?” ~Sara
“Uhm… People normally do, Sara.” ~Kayla
"This is the end. Are you sure you're comfortable with doing this?" ~Kayla
"I'm not comfortable with the fact that you said 'the end.'" ~Sara
“You’ve got the rest of your life. That’s a lot of years, man… If you don’t get hit by a car… If.” ~Kayla
"It's cool to feel him cripple underneath me." ~Hill
“Yeah. You guys clean up your mess.” ~Sara
“It’s not our mess. We’re just cleaning it up.” ~Chi
“It’s sticky.” ~Trina
“We didn’t make the mess. We’re just cleaning it up. Kinda like sex and we’re the parents. Gotta clean the sheets.” ~Chi
“WHY DID YOU PUT IT THERE, ELI?!” ~John
“Gay ex boyfriends aren’t allowed to touch things that I’ve already claimed!” ~Trina
"You know how awesome it would be if our farts had colors. 'Ooop. Chelsea farted again. It's a blue cloud." ~Chi
“It would be funny if you farted and a rainbow cloud came out. IT’S MR. FARTICLES!!!” ~JJ
"Are you sniffing my hair?" ~JJ
"As if this couldn't get any more awkward." ~Trina
"I wish I didn't have feet, then I'd walk around on nubs." ~Sara
"Oh My God! Look at that dog! What is that?!" ~Sara
"I think its a really fat chihuahua." ~Hill
"I don't know, it doesnt really look like a chihuahua. It's really fat. Maybe it's part pug." ~Sara
"Chihuahuas and pugs can breed together?" ~Hill
"I don't know, but if they did I'd call the puppies chipughuas." ~Sara
"That sounds like a really ugly dog." ~Hill
"Woah! She's really getting into my pants!" ~Chi
"Aw, you only love me for my Irma." ~Chi
"What if boobs grew out like antennas?" ~Reno
"What the fuck are we talking about." ~Trina
"I'd use mine to feel your face." ~Reno
"My back is so fucked up. It's, like, swollen. I hope I don't die from it." ~Kayla
"I hope I don't die..." ~Kayla
"Me too, I kinda enjoy your company." ~Trina
"...Kinda." ~Sara
“So a knife would be an it, a spork would be a hermaphrodite, a fork would be a male, and a spoon would be a girl.” ~Trina
“Yeah, so, which one’s a necrophiliac?” ~Kayla
“All of them.” ~Trina
“EEWWW SPORKING!!!” ~Kayla
“YAAAAAAYYYYY SPORKING!” ~Trina
“DAMN YOU CAPSLOCK!!!!!!!” ~Sara
"It's okay to fuck your fiance. That's why fiance starts with F." ~Sara
"Yeah, well so does fire but I wouldn't want to fuck it! That would hurt!" ~James
"That's sounds like it'd be easier with a candle." ~Sara
“I just dumped the humpster!” ~Sara
"What about banana boobs?" ~Dev
"They're bigger when I'm naked." ~Mad
"I can't see you!!! Let me go put my hearing-aids in!" ~James
"No wonder they call him Crazy Scotty, he's got one big cock!" ~James
"That's not a cock, that's a porcupine." ~Dev
"My pants are vibrating.... And I like it." ~James
"Everytime I eat cold things, I get a brain-fart." ~James
"I'll shank you with a rusty, plastic spoon!" ~James
"My eye squeeked." ~Sara
"I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU NAKED! PUT SOME SOCKS ON!" ~James
“My food pops outta me when it’s done.” ~James
“You just pulled it outta my poop-hole!” ~James
"Yeah Sara! It was a 80 mile per hour werewolf with no brakes!" ~Kayla
"WHERE THE FUCK DID THE HEAD GO!!!" ~Kayla
"Yeah, a bunch of little baby foxes tore the deer apart..." ~Kayla
"Not baby foxes... really big foxes." ~JJ
"HELL HAS NO WALLS!!!" ~Sara
"How do dead things live somewhere?" ~Kayla
"I live at your house..." ~JJ
"Oh God, Sandy's gonna do it!" ~Kayla
"She doesn't want to masturbate to this, cause they're girls." ~Sara
"I do have underwear on!!" ~Kayla
"But why would you want Brock to watch you do it?" ~Chi
"Dude, I watch you do it all the time." ~Sara
"That was too scientific... let's just skip to the dick part." ~Sara
"RELEASE YOUR BOWELS!" ~Denim
"I really don't care what's going on, as long as I KNOW what's going on. I hate not knowing. It's like, 'you're going to die tomorrow.' I'd be cool with that. But if it were something like, 'I'm sorry, sir. But it appears that you are clinically dead' I'd be all, 'What?! But.... But... How?! Why? I'm. I'm breathing. And... I'm pretty sure I'm alive. Am I a zombie...? And... If so... Can I eat your brains? Gain all of your knowledge.' Because... You know. I want to know what the fuck's up with that." ~Shawota
"Riiight... So, that'd be fucked up." ~Kit
"Thank you for calling the Mental Help Hotline...if you are not calling from a bridge or holding a weapon...please press the * key...and our operator will be with you shortly..." ~Amethyst
"What's red on your butt?" ~Kayla
"I don't know, is it pink?" ~JJ
"The penis fairy plows people in public places!" ~Chi
"Your freezing! Come to bed with me! I'll warm you up, you cool me down, and it will be fun!!" ~Sara
"So if I enjoy fucking cold people it means I'm a necrophiliac?" ~Sara
"You're a cookie... AND KAYLA'S GONNA EAT YOU!!!" ~JJ
[sings to bread roll while spreading butter on it] ~Carissa
"Carissa, why are you singing to your roll?" ~Sara
"What? I'm just buttering it up!" ~Carissa
"If I'm a yellow highlighter and your a pink highlighter, then can we get together and make some little orange highlighters?" ~Sara
"Oh I see, you're an anime club virgin!" ~Sara
"They want you to believe this is anime club, but really it's just group therapy." ~Sara
"This place is like an asylum." ~random chick
"No, I've been there and this is worse." ~Sara
"OH MY GOD! IT'S MOSES!" ~Sara
"Yes, and he'll part all the water in your body." ~Evan
"Ewww!" ~Sara
"Or maybe he'll part your legs." ~Evan
"Ewwwer!" ~Sara
"I like my guys skinny, pale, and cold... so basically, I'm just a step away from being a necrophiliac." ~Sara
"You're like the bringer of death by car crash." ~Sara
"But nobody's died yet." ~JJ
"She doesn't have a Death Note, she has a Crash Note." ~Sara
"What's that called when you need blood to live?" ~Kayla
"Uh, life." ~Trina
"So, tattoos give you nipple diseases??" ~Sara
"My disease affects the nipple."~Trina
"I would not want that disease... I don't want my penis falling off." ~Chi
"Sara, I don't like weiners." ~Kayla
"Become a lesbian." ~Sara
"No." ~Kayla
"It's cool to feel him cripple underneath me." ~Hill
“Grandpa, what are you doing? You can’t open the window. If you open the window the alarm will go off.” ~Dev
“I know the alarm will go off. I just need enough time to get out the window.” ~Grandpa
“You’re not gonna jump out the window. I won’t let you.” ~Dev
“I need to jump out the window. So, stick that in your stupid pipe and smoke it!” ~Grandpa
"You see! This is why you don't take me out to see a vampire movie with sexy actors in it while I'm in a violent mood and hungry!!!" ~Sara
"You know, sometimes I wonder about the nutritional value of blood. I mean... it's low in fat, high in protien and I think it's low carb. Plus, if you're anemic like me you get the added bonus of lots and lots of iron! Where's the nearest blood bank!?!?" ~Sara
"Unless you bite someone with AIDS." ~Carissa
"I guess I'll have to interview my victims before I bite them." ~Sara
"So, if I bite you I won't get any nasty diseases.... LIKE AIDS, or herpes of the blood?" ~Carissa
"So what do you want to eat?" ~Sara
"I don't know... food, anything except pencils." ~Carissa
"So basically you want to get AIDS from a Thai stripper." ~Sara
"Basically." ~Liz
"Sara, pick up! Pick up the phone, Sara! It's sitting right next to you! I called you back like you said. Hehehe. Now you're gonna have to listen to this message instead of looking at pictures of shoes. Oh, that's an ugly pink shoe. Hehe. James can't fit his foot in the ugly pink shoe." ~Dev
"I don't know guys, I think this haircolor looks natural." ~Sara
"Yeah, for a smurf!" ~Kayla
"I thought smurfs had white hair." ~JJ
"No, there are different types." ~Kayla
"Ring around the rosey,
Pocket full of hosey,
Cashes, cashes
WE ALL GET AIDS!" ~Sara, Kayla, & JJ
"I wanna live to be 300. Then my last words can be '300!!!!'" ~Chi
"No! On your deathbed, 300 years old, 'Tonight... we dine... IN HELL!' And then you die." ~Trina
"Why did someone draw a wanker on my snowman?!?!" [starts to erase it] "I feel dirty erasing it." ~Mrs. Lewis
"You just erased its manhood!!" ~Eric
"There are quite a few males who's manhoods I'd like to erase!" ~Mrs. Lewis
"Sara, I'm gonna send you to Thailand." ~Liz
"But that's your dream, not mine." ~Sara
"I know, that's why I'm sending you there." ~Liz
"Are you saying that you want me to become a Thai stripper?" ~Sara
"No!" ~Liz
"Good! Cause I hate to tell you: I DON'T HAVE AIDS!" ~Sara
"Well, that's good." ~Tori
"Guys like shirts that attract attention to the booble area." ~Carissa
"You suck." ~Sara
"No, you suck!" ~Dev
"You're so perverted... and anyway I like to receive." ~Sara
"Eww, nevermind. I didn't want to know that." ~Dev
"I never thought it was possible, but you're even uglier on camera." ~Sara
"Yeah, but.... wait..." ~Jamie
"Plan B is.... What the Hell?" ~Carrig
“I do love you, you just won’t let me touch you sometimes.” ~Kayla
"Jessica, is that your computer sitting there all non-chalantly?" ~Chi
"Yeah, cause computers can sit there non-chalantly." ~Trina
"I don't like american cheese." ~Kaitlyn
"Neither do I." ~Sara
"What's wrong with America?" ~Brandon
"The problem is not that it's American, the problem is that it's individually wrapped." ~Kaitlyn
"I just don't like the way it tastes." ~Sara
"EWW!!! DEODERANT TASTES BAD!!!" ~Kia
"I don't know. I think my food for when I'm high would be popcorn." ~Sara
"Yeah, that is good... NEVER PUT POPCORN IN THE MICROWAVE AND PRESS THE POTATO BUTTON!!!! THAT'S HOW I BURNT DOWN MY HOUSE!!!" ~Megan
"What does pussy even taste like?" ~Sara
"I don't know." ~Kia
"Why am I even askin' you?!? I'm the bisexual one!" ~Sara
"Maybe I could just stick my hand down there and taste it. It prolly tastes kinda tart... with a hint of fish." ~Kia
"OH MY GOODNESS! The light is more scarilier at night!" ~Kia
"I do NOT have frequent temper tantr... Ok, yeah I do." ~Sara
"Go away you cur... What is a cur anyway? ~Sara
"I've never even heard that word before." ~Kia
"Darn! I guess that means you're not gonna define it for me." ~Sara
"Did you just lick the table?" ~Sara
"No!" ~Mom
"I was talking to the dog..." ~Sara
"Oh... you both have strep? Now I kinda regret hugging you." ~Sara
"Arrggg. Your momma is locked." ~Carrig
"There's a random Santa Clause walking around school?" ~Chi
"Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!" ~Santa
"I WANT A COOKIE!!!" ~JJ
"HEY! No playing with people's faces with rulers!" ~Carrig
"I'M ON SANTA'S HIT LIST, BITCH!!!" ~Kayla
[sticks tongue out] ~Jeanette
"Put that tongue back in or the tongue fairy will come and rip it out." ~Cody
"That would hurt." ~Jeanette
"Blunt force trauma to the potato!" ~Sara
"Don't open his candle! You'll smell all the flavor out of it!" ~Cody
"Which of you liked to play Bondage Barbie?" ~Dad
"OH MY GOD, IS THAT A FINGER?!?! IT IS A FINGER!!!! THERE'S A FINGER ON THE TABLE!!!! WHY IS THERE A FINGER ON THE TABLE?!?!" ~Sara
"You're too black to be a Keebler elf." ~Chi
"There's a black one! Carrig isn't there a black Keebler elf?" ~Kayla
"I was just wondering that." ~Carrig
"I fail at picking my nose." ~Kayla
"Hair makes me wanna go bald." ~Kayla
"What about a jiggly?" ~Kayla
"What the hell is a jigglypuff?" ~Trina
"That's a pokemon silly." ~Kayla
"I have a tree-fetish" ~Kayla
"But that's hypocratical." ~Kayla
"Kayla, it's just better if you don't talk." ~Carrig
"I am a maggot." ~Trina
"I died four times!" ~Britt
"HEY!" ~Carrig
"You owe me a cookie!" ~JJ
"Can you feel my wood?" ~Tiras
"Akward... So, oak or cherry?" ~Sara
"Why did all the dinasaurs die out? Because Tiras touches Kayla at night. 'Nooo! They're in my underwear!!!'" ~Chi
"What??? I have dinasaur underwear." ~Kayla
"I have a crazy mouth!" ~Sara
"Look, this guy has a rare skin disease that allows bark to grow on his skin." ~Sara
"I've heard of him! He's in a freak show! And he's Korean! I know because--" ~JJ
"He's your uncle!" ~Chi
"I call him Uncle Barky." ~Trina
"No, but he does have a family." ~JJ
"Yeah, he has two sons." ~Sara
"And Kayla's the mother... because we all know she'd hit that." ~Trina
"Why did you ask my boyfriend about his wood?" ~Kayla
"Because it was funny!" ~Sara
"But it IS cherry!" ~Kayla
"Well if I die from eating cheese, at least I'll die happy." ~Sara
"Guess what we decided yesterday! Everything you eat is made from poop!" ~JJ
"Yeah, like I pooped in your salad yesterday." ~Carrig
"I didn't have a salad yesterday.... wait, I did. You pooped in my mother's salad?" ~JJ
"Yes, cause she asked me to." ~Carrig
"When I was your age, tattoos were for queers." ~Carrig
"WHAT!?!? THAT'S GAY!!!!" ~Kayla
"That's what we said." ~Carrig
"Go get a tattoo, or sit here and do pot... I choose pot." ~Chi
"There's something stuck up in there!" ~Sara
"Did you say that on purpose?" ~James
"You mean that there's something in the gay fry's hole?" ~Sara
[nods] ~James
"YUP!!!!" ~Sara
"That's a tight gay fry!" ~Sara
"That's a gay virgin." ~James
"It's got a small hole!" ~Carissa
"TOUCH ME!!!" ~Kayla
"Your cheese is pooping! It is... It's like a cheese butthole, for cheese only." ~Kayla
"Kayla has a tree-fetish!" ~Sara
"No I dont!" ~Kayla
"A knot-hole is better than no hole!" ~James
[laughs] ~Dean
"It wasn't funny... not even stupid funny. If I were a commedian I would want a hundred Deans in the audience." ~Mrs. Lewis
"Sara! What was up with your voicemail? That was really weird. It was like Jess's... just without Jess talking." ~Julia
"I need a way to get a hold of Carissa other than myspace... I'LL PROLLY CALL KOLT!" ~Julia
"I'll just call you Dikki. And for short, I'll call you Dick!" ~Eubanks
"Takes one to know one." ~Mrs. Lewis
"This is Taco Bell. What's your beef?" ~Jacob
"Did you just say something about Benefiber?" ~Sara
"Is that something old people take to make their poop hard?" ~Kayla
"...Yeah, so, I'm not talking to Kayla for the rest of the day." ~Trina
"Look, a ladybug.... Look!" ~Kayla
"I don't care." ~Carrig
"STOP HUMPING MY COMPUTER!!!" ~Kayla
"I squeezed it and it squirted on me!" ~Kayla
"Carrig! I need to show you something! I drew my anus on the wrong side!!!!" ~Kayla
"Turns out, when I'm hyper I'm less likely to get the numbers mixed up in a dyslexic fit!!!..... Or maybe, I'm just less likely to notice it." ~Sara
"Yeah, that's probably more like it." ~Angie
"I have to go to the dynecologist." ~Kayla
"Oh... I'm sorry." ~Trina
"Wait, don't you mean a gynecologist... with a G?" ~Sara
"A dynegologist...?" ~Kayla
"No... A GYNEcologist." ~Trina
"How could you make a mistake like that when one of your best friends wants to do that as her career?" ~Sara
"Well that's awkward." ~Trina
"Yeah, well, she's bi so I guess it's ok for her." ~Sara
"Well, go fuck yourself J!" ~Trina
"That would be kinda hard." ~JJ
"What are you doing with that carrot?" ~Liz
"Holding it...... Feeling it." ~Sara
"Your boobs look exceptionally squooshy today." ~Sara
"I will eat your soul." ~Sara
"I'M FREAKING HUNGRY!!!" ~Chi
"Deja moo! The feeling I've heard this bull before." ~Uncle Norm
"Haha, you're a farmer." ~Chi
"My stepdad had eye cancer and I laughed." ~JJ
[phone rings and JJ answers it]
"GRANDMA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN JESSIE'S PHONE? GET OUTTA JESSIE'S PHONE GRANDMA!!!" ~Kayla
"It's my mom." ~JJ
"And my grandma's dead." ~Kayla
"Did you know girls can get hard too?" ~Sara
"Nuh uh!" ~Kayla
"Yeah huh... the nipples!" ~Sara
"Really?" ~Kayla
"Yeah." ~Dev
"It happens when your either really excited or really cold." ~Sara
[looks down] "So... am I excited... or cold." ~Kayla
"And she smelled bad! At least if you bump into someone you should smell good about it." ~Sara
"I sit there and wonder, 'Who should I date now?' Who does that!" ~Kayla
"You." ~Sara
"Really, who should I date next?" ~Kayla
"I'm not touching that one with a ten foot pole." ~Sara
"No! Touch it!" ~Kayla
"Woah." ~JJ
"You're gonna put the British kid in charge of American equipment?" ~Jamie
"How about you get a tripod to the face?" ~John
"OH THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT THE HOOD!" ~Kayla
"What?" ~Chi-Chan, Sara, & Trina
"Cause hood is at the end of neighborhood." ~Kayla
"OH MY GOD, KAYLA!!!" ~Chi, Sara, & Trina
"Look what I found!!!" ~Kayla
"OH MY GOD YOU FOUND THE FETUS!!!" ~Sara
"You're a horrible person that amuses me to no end." ~Trina
“Oh my god, you guys.” ~Trina
“Well when you’re listening to a song about rebel yelling….” ~Chi
“You should try talking to my dad… you get stoned just listening to him.” ~Kayla
"Harley, why are you late?" ~Mrs. Lewis
"Sorry, I had to give CJ a long lecture about sex." ~Harley
“Kayla has no butt; her butt is concave.” ~Sara
“What about a condom cave? That sounds more like me.” ~James
“Girls can take it in the ass too, you know.” ~Sara
“My doctor told me that lamictal can cause hyperactivity.” ~Angie
“Really? My doctor never told me that. My doctor told me that it can cause birth defects!” ~Sara
“You take lamictal?” ~Angie
“Yes.” ~Sara
[5 minutes later] “Woah! That explains things!!!” ~Sara
“I like my job, I don’t want to get fired.” ~Angie
“I like fire!” ~Sara
"Angie, do you have a bouncy ball? I want a bouncy ball." ~Sara
“Angie! I found something better than a bouncy ball!” ~Sara
“Sara, I’m not getting you a bouncy ball.” ~Angie
“No, really! I saw a seal in the toy machine!” ~Sara
“A seal?” ~Angie
“Yeah!” ~Sara
“You’re ADHD.” ~Angie
“It was in the claw machine?” ~Paige
“Do you have your driver’s license?” ~Danielle
“….Yeah.” ~Sara
“How’d you get it?” ~Danielle
“What do you mean ‘How’d I get it?’” ~Sara
“Just because you pay 50 cents doesn’t mean you’ll get it.” ~Paige
“You got your license for 50 cents?” ~Angie
“Yes, Angie, I got my license for 50 cents. I just paid them and they gave me my license… though they probably only did it to stop me from coming in and begging.” ~Sara
"Who melts their thong in the microwave?!" ~Kayla
"I didn't know you weren't supposed to put underwear in the microwave!!!" ~Kayla
"I'm not crying! I'm just sweating from my eyes!" ~James
"I'm going to be in the darkroom watering my emulsion." ~Carrig
"This is like Mission Man Back!" ~Kayla
"My nose burns with joy." ~Kayla
"Turns out, bad guys bleed Kool-Aid" ~Sara
"Not just the heartless guys?" ~Dad
"So many things you could fit into a mouth that big..." ~Kayla
"Wow, Kayla! You are so perverted!" ~Chi
"I'm not perverted, I'm just logical!" ~Kayla
"Too bad my shoes don't come off." ~Chi
"Have you ever played apple twist? Where you twist the stems off apples and it's supposed to tell you who you're gonna marry. I always thought I was gonna marry a girl named Harper because the apple told me so. I gave up about 7 months ago when I realized I've never met a girl named Harper." ~Marble
"I BROUGHT POPCORN!!! I know what we can do to hang out! Let's go to Home Depot and see if they actually have their microwaves hooked up!" ~Sara
" I don't get mad when my mom smokes pot... I smoke it with her!!! " ~Smayda
[weird noise]
“WHAT WAS THAT!!!!” ~Sara
“I was enjoying my cheese!” ~Carissa
“Yeah, well you make weird noises when you enjoy things.” ~Sara
“May you eat your tacos in peace!” ~Sara
“Don’t try to eat peanut butter through your nose!” ~Sara
“I already did.” ~JJ
“Hello, my homies!” ~JJ
“YOU WISH YOU HAD A HOME!!!!” ~Sara
“I don’t want to be gay!!!” ~Kayla
[spits] “I’m a llama!” ~James
“Ooh ooh! Tell her that you’re hanging out with 3 hot girls and a gay boy!” ~Sara
“NO! I’m a llama!!!” ~James
“Okay, tell her that you’re hanging out with 3 hot girls and a really sexy llama!” ~Sara
"Everybody be quiet! I'm about to be bitchy." ~Carissa
"Oh my god! My ring rings! Listen! .......nevermind, it stopped." ~Sara
"You know that 'no child left behind'? Yeah. That's bull crap. We'll leave you behind." ~Carrig
"He put the pee in the vagee." ~Britt
"If you say you went to France one more time, I will cut your head off and sew it back on backwards!!!" ~Mrs. Lewis
"Wait, where'd you go?" ~random boy
"Ummmm.... Paris..." ~Trevor
"Where is Paris?" ~random boy
"Somewhere in Europe." ~Trevor
"There's brain juice in my pee?!?!" ~Harley
"It worries me that that is so flimsy." ~Mrs. Lewis
"That's what she said!" ~Bowersmith
"I'm listening to Russian lesbians." ~Julia
"What about launching lesbians?" ~Sara
"No... Russian lesbians!" ~Julia
"Oh! I was thinking of lesbians flying through the air. SUPER LESBIAN!!!" ~Sara
(later)
"I was listening to Russian lesbians." ~Julia
"Wait? Russian lesbians? As in Tatu? I thought you were talking about rushing lesbians..." ~Sara
"Eli! You are just like my 2 year-old sister! We do not have to look at you to listen to you!" ~Chi
"You have a 2 year-old sister?" ~Trina
"No, that was a lie." ~Chi
"I'm not really that hard up for it." ~Eli
"Woah!" ~JJ
"I said hard up, not hard on!" ~Eli
"What's a mongoloid?" ~Kayla
"You don't know what a mongoloid is?" ~Smayda
"Is it a food?" ~Kayla
"Do you like to be the pitcher or the catcher?" ~Carissa
"Both!" ~James
"At the same time!!!" ~Sara
"Poke it like a female." ~JJ
"What?!?" ~Zani
"I poke it like a female." ~JJ
"So I guess you're not there, so I guess I'll just jump in a barrel of acid and hopefully talk to you later." ~Kolt
"TITS!!" ~Carissa
"BOOBIES!!" ~Sara
"You're immature." ~Carissa
"I've got 68 poems now... all I have to do is write one more and then leave it for a few weeks." ~Sara
"Why?" ~Carissa
"Cause then it'd be 69." ~Sara
"Oh... SARA!" ~Carissa
"I'm not going to prom anymore." ~Liz
"Why?" ~Sara
"I wanna save money for... other things." ~Liz
"LIKE A BOOB JOB!!!" ~Sara
[whimpers] "Why? Does it look like I need a boob job?" ~Liz
"Is this a trick question?" ~Carissa
"Look at these boobs! Does it look like they need to be bigger?!?!" ~Liz
"What boobs?" ~Carissa
"WELL FUCK THE COOKIE!!!" Sara
"I ALREADY DID!" ~JJ
"Woah..." ~Sara
"You know what, I just wanna rub my butt on you." ~Kayla
"Are your chickens growing under your skin?" ~JJ
"YES!!!!" ~Sara
"Drugs." ~JJ
"Woah, he looks like you!" ~Sara
"He sounds like me on the phone too!" ~James
"Ok, I've changed my mind. You can't date this guy." ~Sara
"Why?" ~James
"Because you'll do it and then the very next day you'll find out he's your long lost twin." ~Sara
"......ew." ~JJ
"Pull your shirt off!!" ~Kayla
"I'd seriously like to make love to this song." ~Kayla
"Well, I'm disturbed now. Thank you." ~JJ
"Where's the zoomer-inner button." ~Kayla
"We're gonna shove these up in there!!!!" ~Kayla
"You have nuts and I name them Fred!!!" ~JJ
"Rub my boob!" ~Trina
"Rub your stubbly boob." ~Chi
"What is the Vatican? Is it a type of food?" ~Kayla
"Carrig! What's the Vatican?" ~Kayla
"It's a pill for men with E.D." ~Carrig
"Well, sorry I'm not Catholic!" ~Kayla
"I'm not either! Even the Wiccan was laughing at you!" ~Trina
"And your sex life is damned!" ~Titus
"I'm not a penis haver." ~Kayla
"Jessie's like a savior... like Jesus with hair." ~Kayla
"How am I a savior when I stole their clothes?" ~JJ
"Oh... YOU'RE A BITCH!" ~Kayla
"Eli do you love me?" ~Kayla
"Why do you keep asking me this?!?!" ~Eli
"That's a no." ~Trina
"Hit me harder." ~Trina
"Woah, kinky." ~JJ
[music playing]
"Hey there's a dog that sings this!!!!" ~JJ
"You have a hole!" ~Sara
"No comment." ~Eli
"Kareoke, doesn't that sound like a food?" ~Kayla
"Everything you don't know sounds like a food..." ~Chi
"The Vatican..." ~Trina
"Mongolians..." ~Chi
"Mongolians?" ~Kayla
"Somebody talk to me." ~Kayla
"Hi, Kayla." ~JJ & Chi
"No... make conversation with me." ~Kayla
"Hi, Kayla. How are you." ~JJ
"Good." ~Kayla
"Okay, I'm done." ~JJ
"Why am I getting all girled up for a gay guy?!?!" ~Sara
"GONASYPHAHERPALAIDS!!!" ~Eli
"I think you have a problem... you might die tomarrow." ~Sara
"Gonasyphaherpalaids?" ~Sara
"Doesn't that sound like a candy from Willy Wonka's Factory?" ~Kayla
"Life isn't fair. That's why they make bras in different sizes." ~Britt
"So today we discovered that the swine flu really is not that big a deal. What we really have to watch out for is after the flu dies down; when all the people who died from it come back as pig zombies." ~Sara
"WITH PIGGY SNOUTS!!!" ~Kayla
"You have an invisible butterfly between your boobs!" ~Sara
"Yeah, my cousin gave me this shirt... she had a baby." ~Caitlin
"Stop making out in the hall!!!!!!!!" ~Britt
"Yeah, you makin' outers!!!" ~Titus
"So, if you eat cow tongue does that mean you're french kissing the cow?" ~JJ
"Jessica wants to know if eating cow tongue means you're french kissing the cow?" ~Sara
"I don't think so, because the cow is not a willing participant." ~Mom
"Mom says she doesn't think so because the cow is not a willing participant." ~Sara
"Tongue rape?" ~Eli
"I am NOT sensually tonguing my glass." ~Sara
"And I was not watching with much interest." ~Eli
"Don't look at my limp!" ~Carrig
"If he were a vampire I think he'd suck something other than blood." ~Kayla
"She'd, like, crap out whole vegetables." ~Kayla
"If it was to be a really horrible death, it'd have to include a man's package." ~Eli
"That's kinda annoying. I don't like it." ~Eli
"Well, too bad!" ~Chi
"It's a girl thing, Eli." ~Sara
"I don't like it either." ~Trina
[hesitates] "It's a girl thing, Katrina." ~Sara
"HOLY SHNIPLES!!! ......Not to be confused with holy shnipples." ~Sara
"I watched the fog swallow up a silver Toyota Corolla and then poop out a blue Honda Odessey." ~Sara
"So I've got you little angels all morning." ~Carrig
"We have been little angels lately." ~Jodii
"Yeah, right..." ~Carrig
"People with beer-bellies shouldn't open their shirt." ~Sara
"Oh, I'll do it." ~Chi
"Maybe you have a virus." ~Sara
"Well there's no doubt about that." ~Eli
"I told you about that." ~Sara
"Oh, I do that stuff on my Wii." ~Eli
"Why does it always come back to penis?" ~Sara
"Because cock jokes are awesome." ~Eli
"Something smells like bad fart." ~Eli
"There's a good kind of fart?" ~Sara
"I guess so... My dad says his smells like roses." ~Eli
"... um... ok...." ~Sara
"So? My parents say I'm special, but that doesn't mean they're right." ~Chi
"My DS broke! And I loved that thing, too. Although I didn't treat it very well. That's probably why I don't have a girlfriend, either..." ~Eli
"Everybody smile." ~Luey
"We have to smile. Quick, somebody tell a cock joke!" ~Eli
"What is this book about?" ~Bowersmith
"Blaaack people and whiiite people... and BEES!" ~Harley
"Who would name their black kid Zachary? I've never heard of a black kid named Zach!" ~Bowersmith
"The black Power Ranger!!!" ~Jerimiah
"Who cares about the black Power Ranger?!" [hesitates] "Wait... there's a black Power Ranger?" ~Bowersmith
"At what age does a male become able to produce children?" ~game card
"Wait, wait, wait when do the balls drop?" ~Rosie
"Ummm on new years." ~Brandon
"I toed the bottle." ~Sara
"You towed it where?" ~Carissa
"No, I toed it... as in, kicked sensually." ~Sara
"Hold the wheel with your other hand." ~Carissa
[switches to hold steering wheel with left hand] ~Kolt
"FEEL MY LEG!!!" ~Carissa
"Sticks or tacos?" ~Carissa
"Get that white stuff off your face!" ~Sara
"Hi, Eli." ~Kayla
"Hi." ~Eli
"No, Eli, say hi to me!" ~Sara
[pause] ~Eli
"It's ok, Eli, we all know who you love more." ~Kayla
"HITLER!!!" ~Chi
"Let's go in a dark room and play 'who's in my mouth?'" ~John
"Homosexuals are gay!" ~Eli
"You're gay! Don't talk about homosexuals like that." ~Kayla
"You know what happens when you get engaged?!" ~Kayla
"What happens when you get engaged?" ~Casey
"GONASYPHAHERPILAIDS!" ~Sara
"So you can get 8 out." ~Carrig
"hehe... ate out..." ~Jamie
"Oh my god! That freaked me out this weekend! I got four friend requests! I've got like four friends now! At first I thought it was a virus but then I thought maybe I might have a deadly disease that I don't know about and everyone felt sorry for me." ~Carrig
"We take paper, make it pretty, and charge an arm and a freakin' leg for it. That's how we make our money." ~Carrig
"You can't beat the ones that are willing to go naked!!!" ~Sara
"I hope you jump off a cliff and eat it." ~JJ
"I don't know, I don't go around sniffing piercings." ~Trina
"Titalating hopscotch" ~Carissa
"It's my fucking phone, I'll hit you with my penis!" ~Jesse W.
"I'll straight beat you with my weiner." ~Jesse W.
"That's the guy who sold Chelsea the sausage!!!" ~Carissa
["Sex Toyz" by Brokencyde is playing]
"Did they just say what I think they said?" ~Dev
"Maybe. What did you think they said?" ~Sara
"I'm not gonna repeat it." ~Dev
"Then yes! That's exactly what they said." ~Sara
"I have a question. What kind of shampoo does Cousin It use?" ~Sara
"Apparently, not Head and Shoulders." ~Dad
"I just opened my mouth and made it happen." ~Sara
"Kathy's Corner has cherry flavored anal lube." ~Kolt
"Anal flavored cherry lube?" ~Sara
"What does that have to do with farting in Walmart?" ~Kayla
"Yeah, but it's white." ~Sara
"All it needs is a paint-job. Look at me, I got one and I'm fine." ~Kayla
"Devon, there's something you need to know about sex. Sex is like pringles..." ~Sara
"Okay, now I'm curious, how are you gonna compare sex to pringles?" ~Dev
"Once you pop the fun don't stop!" ~Sara
"I wanna know if you're bringing some guy of any... sort. Cause, just, yeah. Alrighty. Oh, and make sure you look really fucking crazy, or something. Cause we're doing security most likely. Cause, Sean hurt his back in a car accident and Em's not gonna be there and I guess I'm a crazy motherfucker." ~Julia
"Curse you an your non phone answering." ~James
"I wish I had hair that defied gravity." ~Sara
"That's a big potta-porty!" ~James
"I spit in her mouth with my tongue." ~James
"BIG BOB'S BITCH TITS!!!" ~James
"Do you want your items in a bag?" ~Walmart Cashier Guy
"No." ~James
[places items in bag] "...Oh, wait, you said you didn't want the bag." [takes items out] ~Walmart Cashier Guy
"That's okay, he was lying." ~Sara
"That's my whole life." ~Walmart Cashier Guy
"Lying?" ~Sara
"I'm not sure, but I think that's Spanish for 'crazy chicken'" ~Sara
"There's a Big Boy in my anus!" ~James
"I'm so good, I can make guys moan without even touching them!" ~James
"Balls." ~Kolt
"Balls." ~Carissa
"Balls." ~Sara
"POTATO!!!" ~James
"Pie." ~JJ
"Jiffy Lube - where you get your lube in a jiffy!" ~Sara
"Or your jiffy in a lube!" ~Carissa
"Peanutbutter?" ~James
"Don't eat peanutbutter through your nose." ~Sara
"Sara, I don't eat peanutbutter at all." ~Hill
"Oh, well then, you suck." ~Sara
"It's graphically delicious!!" ~James
"I remember now! In my dream, Tex shot Katie!" ~Sara
"What?" ~James
"In my dream, Tex shot Katie! ....Hmm, I wonder who paid her? Oh... wait... prolly me." ~Sara
"I can feel my ass spreading just thinking about it." ~Robin
"Now we're gonna watch this video, made with the highest quality possible." ~Ms. Sarah
"Was that sarcasm?" ~Drewcifer
"No" ~Ms. Sarah
"Was THAT sarcasm?" ~Drewcifer
[Note: It WAS sarcasm]
"This is why I have to pee." ~Kayla
"What if boobs grew out of my back." ~Kayla
"You're mom's pickle pissapeared!" ~Kayla
"I'm gonna make my player on my myspace poop green." ~Carissa
"I WILL fucking fix my fucking shower while fucking!!" ~Kayla
"I like fruity goodness on a stick!" ~Carissa
"You know what makes me angry? Things that bounce." ~Carissa
"My elbow can't spell" ~Sara
"Damn weanis." ~James
"Yes... my weanis is going to hell." ~Sara
"Your mom's weanis is going to hell... and her penis and her jeanis." ~Kayla
"Go drink some poop soup!" ~Kayla
"What do you call a prostitute with no arms and no legs?" ~Carissa
"I don't know." ~Kayla
"Me neither." ~Carissa
"Don't make fun of masturbation... it's sex with someone I love." ~Carissa
"Son of a mother firetrucker brother!" ~Elizabeth
"That was an angry, like I hate you, sneeze!" ~Drewcifer
"Time flies when you're having fun." ~Andrew
"This class is fun? We're gonna have to fix that." ~Ms. Sarah
"I get better the more I do." ~Drewcifer
"Well, yeah, that generally happens." ~Wolfie
"Not exactly, there are things that you can do over and over and still suck at." ~Elizabeth
"Yeah, like marriage." ~Drewcifer
"Time flies when you're having a blasty-blast." ~Drewcifer
"Woah, that's gonna pop off and cut out someone's eye." ~Ms. Sarah
"Don't papercut his eye!" ~Ms. Sarah
"What kind of teacher would I be if I said, 'Ehh, mediocre to shit is okay.'" ~Ms. Sarah
"In an awkward and uncomfortable way, that makes me happy." Ms. Hope
"My birthday is next week, somebody make me a vagina cake!" ~Dana
"I had a co-dependent boyfriend once... he sucked." ~Dana
"With all this talk of cake and vaginas, I learned that I'm hungry and horny." ~Brian
"It's a clock radio. It's called that because it has both." ~Carissa
"A cock radio?" ~James
"Yes, beacause it has balls... Imagine what happens when it goes off." ~Carissa
"Each condom is electronically tested and mother approved." ~Carissa
"James is electronically tested!" ~Carissa
"Cholestorol comes out of your boobs and is difficult to sniff." ~Sara
"Cool" ~Hill
"Time flies when your clasp is down... I don't know." ~Carissa
"We're getting high off each others stupid fumes!!!" ~Carissa
"My butt is on fire." ~Katie
"No, you do not have flames shooting out of your butt!" ~Sandy
"What about a prostitute? Your ass is a prostitute!" ~Sara
"I do not prostitute my ass." ~Carissa
"You're a girl!" ~Caitlin
- Last seen on Nov 3 8:04 PM. Member since October 21, 2008.
- I'm a citrine experience poet for 180 comments.
- My mood is
, and quote is "You Whore!!!". - I am a girl from Ohio (Finland)
- When I'm not writing, I'm teleporting into your bedroom to touch you inappropriately while you sleep.
- I am in the groups A Critical Circle, All Good Things Written, Bis Lesbians Gays and Transgendered, Comments for All, Do not judge me, FedUp, Frustration With Society, Just A Little Odd, My Field of Paper Flowers, Those of Us Seeking Inspiration, Wiccan Pagan Group, the power of darkness
- I have 180 comments, 77 poems, 2 journals
My Poetry
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We are the lights of aurora borealis
Our love shimmering across the night sky -
I married her today
She looked so beautiful in that white dress -
I tell you I love you
You tell me goodbye -
Slit my writs
Drain the poison
My journal entries
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Yesterday, the wonderful Serenity-words gave me over 100 extra points for a reason that will remain secret; leaving me with over 800. Since I have such an excess of points I am hoping to open my first contest soon; most likely with the help of sweet Serenity.
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Today I found a floppy disc that contained a bunch of poems I'd written when I was in grades 5 through 8.April 18, In My life. → Make first comment?
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Serenity-words on May 8YOU SHOULD PUT THE QUOTE OF THE BALLS DROPPING!!! It goes like this.
At what age does a male become able to produce children? ~Playing Card
Wait, wait, wait when do the balls drop?~Roseie
Ummm on new years.~Brandon -
breathoffire : HI on December 9, 2008HEY SARA!!!!!!!!!!! HEHEHE. IM ON YOUR QUOTES!! LOL.
