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I am very difficult to label so don't try, it wont stick. I love to have things, and I enjoy things that cost money, which should make me materialistic, but I am also an impassioned artistic soul. Which also leads to me loving nature I can have as much fun watching a broadway play as I do rolling down a grassy slope in the park again... and again... and again untill even the little kids are sick of it. If I can get away with running barefoot around the glistening lake at the local arboretum with my husky, then so be it, untill I collapse. I also love people, all people, until they give me a very good reason to quit liking them and make voodoo dolls instead. Even when someone is an asshole I appreciate that they're giving the world some spice to have fun with. I mean, you gotta have someone to knockout. Without the jerks, all the nice people would fight, instead of forming little groups and attacking the jerks with great speed and efficiency.
    I try to always find the admirable qualities in everyone. No one is evil incarnate and the difference I observe in people is inspiring, because they are so strange to me, and therefore, so interesting. because I love variety. The world is a mad house mix of people and if you don't want to love people for being different than you, then at least cope with it. Because causing another being misery is not right, no matter what your beliefs may be. Try to learn from the inconsistancies you see in the world.
   I hope to go to Parsons Academy of Art and design in New York City and graduate with a degree in clothing design. I also want to see the world, and settle in Japan. Hey, it's a little planet, but you've gotta see what you got. And I plan to see aaaaaalllllllllll of it. and get hopelessly lost most of the time.
   I must add that any man who treats a girl like shit around me will be maced, beat and fed to starving dogs.
If you want to know more, I expect you to find that out on your own.....


"Tradegy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

"That would be a good thing for them to carve on my tombstone: wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgement."
                                                         -Jane Austin

"Two lefts don't make a right, but 3 do!"
                               -Raylee McKinley

"We did our worst, and that's all that matters!"
                                       -me
"NO!!! It's not for youuuuu! It's not even for meeee!!"
                                        -Dumpy the communist cat

"All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost."
                                                   -JRR Tolkien

"She had the disposition of a yellow jacket, and you could hear her a mile away."
                           
"when you come to a fork in the road, take it."

"If you don't go to other people's funerals they wont come to yours."

"If you don't know where your going, you'll never get there."

"No one ever goes there anymore, it's too crowded."

" This isn't right, this isn't even wrong."

"If they wanted us at school before the sun comes up, they might as well start at 9pm, while I'm still awake"
                                   -me  
"This isn't a book to be tossed aside lightly it is to be thrown with a great force."      


"I am a newage communist, whats yours is mine and whats mine is .......mine!"
                                              -me
"Oh god, the nuns are dancing again, this is like some horrible dream! Quick Quick! Turn it off, i swear never to watch anime porn again..."

"Your eating pickles and cream cheese??? *gasp!* Your pregneant! *gasp!* It isn't mine!!!"
                                  -Yoni


"I shall make a new yers resolution: from now on I shall only use cursing for artistic purposes!"
(drops drink on floor while attempting to make toast)
"DAMN!"
(friend)"You cussed, I thought you just said you weren't gonna do that anymore!"
(me) "No I didn't, I said I would only cuss artistically, and I'm an artist, which means eveything I say is artistic, so I can curse all I want!"
                                                         -me

"Ah! I've done it! Damn! They've purply pinchburps! We're done for!
                                                           -"the reporter"
                              from "starship titanic" by Douglas Adams

"grrr you I hate!"

"I must come to terms with my own insanity!"

"How DARE you slap me on the head!"

(while recording a tape)
SS- "hold on I'll be right back"
N- "Heheh, she's gone!...... (taptaptap) Hey, Hey you, you in the future, tell me, tell me what's going on!"
SS- Nicky, by the time the future rolls around we'll be dead, and you won't be able to hear the answer..."
N-"Doesn't matter!"
SS- "Yes it does."
N- "NO! We're here now!"
SS- "Nicky if some kid in the future hears a recording of two dead people from the past saying that 'they're here now' he's gonna freak out!"
N-heheheeeheee! (taptaptap) hello? What is happening?
SS- "Nicky, we've been through this! The people in future can not hear you!"
N: "I'm not talking to them anymore!"
K: "No?"
N: "NO... I'm talking to the people in the past!"
(awkward silence)
K: "Nicky the people in the past can't hear you!'
N: "yes they can!"
K: "NO!"
N: " YES! We're gonna rewind the tape!"
K: "what???"
N: "Rewinding the tape puts it back in the past!"

-nicky butler (If you are ever lucky enough to meet this girl, keep an eye on her, she's bound to do something strange!)

(WARNING!!! you must sing this next quote in a french accent, to the tune of PINK PANTHER)

"La butt, La butt, La butt is after you!!"
                                    -Bernard

"sometimes there just aren't enough rocks"
                                   -Forrest Gump