People think Im an angel but what they dont know is what Im doing when there not looking.
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My name is Harley and I am 16. I live in the worst city possible in CA, well, I think so anyway. I like to write about my past because it is the easyest way for me to get over what happend. I write to help control my mood swings and depression. I dont remember how or why I started writting poetry. It was a very confuzing subject when I was a kid, but now it makes up a very big part of my life. I think That writing is a way to express your self and tell others waht your feeling when you dont want to speak. Writting is one of the only ways I can cope with the past without hurtting myself or others. Ever sence I started writting, I havent lashed out at people as often as I used to. I cant wait to see all my freinds from my home town again. I love to read, draw, and watch tv. I love to watch anime, but when its not on I like to watch Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, Family Guy, American Dad, Law and Order: SVU, and CSI Las Vegas ( The first one).
I love myspace so if you wanna read some of my other work, you can find me at jokers_quinn@myspace.com. I play the violin and I love playing for people.
And one of my ultime FAVE funny things my friend Rose says is, " I have ADD and majic markers, Oh the thrills I will have!" ( for those of you who dont know; majic markers: a marker made by Crayola that is specially made to work on ONLY color wonder paper, which in turn is specially designed to activate the ink in the marker to make it actually show UP on the paper. Normal pens will work on color wonder paper. But majic markers will NOT work on normal paper. I dont know why, they just dont.) I am a seatle seahawks fan. Yes I know they didn`t do so well this year but they are my team and I lubs dem.
A bunny, her eyes are taped wide open, and a stinging liquid (Laundry Detergent), is slowly dripped into her open eyes. The test was/is done to see how much laundry detergent is needed, before the animal goes blind, or her eyes are completely burned out. The test showed: Laundry detergent is damaging when splashed into eyes. Really? No way!"
ANIMAL TESTING IS SOO WRONG!!!! If you agree put this on your page
(>^-^)>$ I gives you money!
(>^-^<) Just kidding!
$<(^-^<) Its mine.
*A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
*poke*
you have been poked by a crazy person please it is in your best interest that you go to your nearest doctor and get the affected area checked out for you could go crazy or worse. I am in no way responsible for your currant condition because the zombies told me to do it.
ARE YOU CRAZY? THEN PASTE THIS ON YOUR PAGE!
Have you ever
General:
( ) Smoked a cigarette
( ) Drank so much you threw up
() Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
( ) Gone on a blind date
() Skipped school
(x) Seen someone die
( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Florida
( ) Been to Mexico
( ) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
() Been on the opposite side of the country
() Gone to Washington , DC
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
() Recently colored with crayons
() Sang karaoke badly
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
() Made prank phone calls
() Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
() Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
() Been kissed under the mistletoe
(x) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
(x) Made a bonfire on the beach
(x) Crashed a party
() Gone roller-skating
(x) Ice-skating
Relationships:
(x) I've had someone cheat on me.
( ) I've gone on a blind date.
() I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(x) I miss someone right now.
( ) have a fear of commitment.
() I have a fear of abandonment.
( ) I've cheated in a relationship.
() I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
( ) I've gotten divorced
() I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) I've told someone I loved them
(x) I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality:
( ) I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
( ) I've had a crush on a teacher.
(x) I am a cuddler.
(x) I love to flirt.
(x) I've been kissed in the rain.
(x) I've hugged a stranger.
(x) have kissed a stranger.
Honesty/Crime:
( ) I am a terrible liar.
(x) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
() I've snuck out of my house.
(x) I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
() I've cheated while playing a game.
() I've cheated on a test.
() I've run a red light.
() I've been suspended from school.
() I've witnessed a crime.
(x) I've been in a fist fight.
() I've been arrested.
Drugs/Alcohol:
(x) I've consumed alcohol.
() I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
() I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
() I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
() I can't swallow pills.
(x) I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
(x) I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
(x) I shut others out when I'm depressed.
() I take anti-depressants.
() I'm anorexic or bulimic.
() I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
() I'm addicted to adrenaline
() I've hurt myself on purpose
() I'm addicted to self harm
(x) I've woken up crying.
(x) I've cried myself to sleep.
Death and Suicide:
() I'm afraid of dying.
(x) I hate funerals.
(x) I've seen someone die.
() Someone I know has attempted suicide.
() Someone close to me has committed suicide.
(x) I've attempted suicide.
Random:
(x) I can sing well.
() I open up to others easily.
(x) I watch the news (occasionally).
(x) I don't kill bugs.
(x) I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
(x) I curse regularly.
(x) I sing in the shower.
() I am a morning person.
() I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
() I'm a snob about grammar.
(x) I am a sports fanatic.
(x) I twirl my hair
() have "x"s in my screen name
(x) I love being neat *Sometimes*
() I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
(x) I bake well.
(x) My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
(x) I would wear pajamas to school.
() I like Martha Stewart.
(x) I know how to shoot a gun.
() I am in love with love.
() I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
(x) I laugh at my own jokes.
(x) I eat fast food weekly
(x) I believe in ghosts/spirits.
() I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
(x) I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
(x) I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(x) I am really ticklish.(depending on where)
() I love white chocolate
() I bite my nails
(x) I play video games
(x) I'm good at remembering faces.
(x) I'm good at remembering names.
(x) I'm good at remembering dates.
(x) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
() I have tried to join a circus and failed
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If you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,
ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, best friend, family member, or just a
person you love, repost this onto your page
"80% of Americans say "I LOVE YOU". 20% actually mean it. If you honestly are in the 20%, paste this into your profile."
"I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bunny
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I WEAR SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a bunny.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be bunny them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I don't FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL ao I MUST be gay.
I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear BOY'S CLOTHES so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie."
~*Post this in your profile if you think stereotyping is just plain wrong*~
If you'd walk 5,000 miles to spend 5 minutes with someone who you love, put this in your profile."
1. Slept naked? yes
2. Taken a shower with someone? No, not yet.
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? No
4. Driven a car? Yes
5. Stolen anything when you were young? No
6. Been in love? Yes
7. Been dumped? Yes
8. Stole money from a friend/family member? No way
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Havent you hurd of stranger danger?
10. Been in a fist fight? Yes
11. Snuck out of your/someone’s house? No, id get caught to fast
12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes
13. Been arrested? Well, there was this one time... lol no.
14. Hugged a stranger? Yepp!
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? No.....
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? Who hasnt?
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? He was hot!
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? Nope
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? No... Ok, it was one time and nothing happend!
20. Lost a friend? No
21. Been on a plane? No way! I hate hights!
22. Been to an island? Does a small hill of sand in the middle of a river count?
23. Slept in until 1? Every one does
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? Yah...
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yep
26. Made a snow angel? Of corse! I used to live in the snow
27. Played dress up? I still do. What? Its fun...
28. Cheated while playing a game? Yes
29. Been lonely? Many times
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? No.....
32. Felt an earthquake? Yepp. It was scary! lol
33. Touched a snake? I used to have one
34. Ran a red light? Does running across the street at a red light count?
35. Been suspended from school? Nope. Im a good child... (busts up laughing)
36. Had detention? Yes. And it was REALLY boring.
37. Been in a car accident? No
38. Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? No.....
39. Used a fake id? No
40. Crawled through a window? Yes
41. Been lost? yah
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? nope
44. Cried yourself to sleep? Too many times...
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yah
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? No
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
50. Kissed in the rain? Yah...
i went to class soaked
51. Sang in the shower? Yes
52. Made love in a park?
Thats kinda wierd.... I dont people watching me...
53. Had a dream that you married someone? Yeah
54. Glued your hand to something? No...... yes...
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? No
56. Ever gone to school naked? Yah! all the time! lol jk, no
57. Been a cheerleader? Cheer leaders are WAY too preppy for me, and i dont like preps
58. Had more than ten boy/girl friends? No, im not a slut.
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? Thats gross.
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?? I love scary movies!
61. Played chicken? Hahaha.... good times, good times
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Once.
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yah. my face got bright red, then I realized he was drunk.
64. Broken a bone? Nope. never broken a thing. (knock on wood)
65. Been easily amused? Yep
66. Laugh so hard you cry? Yeah
67. Mooned/flashed someone? Mooned, no. Flashed, thats a totaly different story....
68. Cheated on a test? No......
69. Forgotten someone's name? Who hasnt?
71. Done something dumb while drunk? nope! well maybe... I dont know.....
73. Blacked out from drinking? nope. Irish can hold their liquor.
74. Played a prank on someone? Yeah. It was so funny
75. Gone to a late night movie? No.
76. Made love to anything not human?
WTF?!
77. Failed a class? Yeah, lots
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? Yes. I tryed to eat a crayola marker. didnt work so well...
79. Smoked pot? gross
80. Stayed up all night? Yes
81. Celebrate the 4th of July? Yeah
82. Thrown strange objects? Depends on your definition of strange...
83. Felt like killing someone? Still do...
84. Thought about running away? Atempted, wont atempt again.
86. Got a piercing? 5 and wanting more
87. Cut your own hair? Yeah
89. Made a parent cry? Yeah
90. Cried over someone? Yeah
91. Kept somebody else's clothes you borrowed? Heck yah. she still has my cow pjs!
92. Dated someone more than once? Yes
93. Had/Have a dog? Yes. I have 4 and a bunny
94. Have an iPod? No
95. Smoked a cigarette? yah. i almost puked.
96. Been in a band? Want to. If u want to start one, I`ll join.
97. Drank 25 sodas in a day? Yes. i was bouncing off the walls, literaly.
98. Broken a CD? Yeah
99. Shot a gun? they scare me...
100. Wanted someone but could never have them? Every one has.
28 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Start playing Calvin ball; see how many people you can get to join in.
4. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
5. Challenge other customers to deuls with tubes of gift wrap.
6. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
7. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down thin narrow isles.
8. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volume up to 10!
9. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrasment.
10. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
11. Put M&M's on layaway.
12. Move "Caution: Wet FLoor" signs to carpeted areas.
13. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows form bed and bath.
14. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying , "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin- -to the Batcave!"
15. TP as much of the store as possible.
16. When some one asks you if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
17. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
18. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hire employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
19. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joe vs. the X-Men.
20. Take bets on the battle described above.
21. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
22. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
23. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
24. When some one steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it wiithout saying a word.
25. Relax in the pation furniture until you get kicked out.
26. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,"No,no! It's those voices again!"
27. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
28. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?'
2. Say, 'Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.'
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, 'Damn, this water's cold.'
5. Drop a marble and say, 'Oh shit! My glass eye!'
6. Say, 'Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, 'Now how did that get there?'
9. Say, 'Humus. Reminds me of humus.'
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, 'Whoa! Easy boy!'
11. Say, 'Interesting.. more floaters than sinkers.'
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, 'Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?'
13. Say, 'C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me.'
14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.
15. Say, 'Boy, that sure looks like a maggot.
16. Say, 'Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'
17. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
18. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your 'Cross-Dressers Anonymous' newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, 'Peek-a-boo!'
20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing 'Born Free'.
92% OF AMERICAN TEENS TODAY WOULD DIE IF ABRECROMBIE & FITCH SAID IT WASN'T COOL TO BREATHE ANYMORE. IF YOU'RE PART OF THE 8% THAT WOULD BE LAUGHING THEIR BUTTS OFF, PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!"
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
Dorks are cool. Dorks are smart. Dorks will one day rule the universe. If you're a Dork and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there
are concerned with being popular and fitting in.
If you're part of the five percent who aren't,
copy this, put it in your profile,
and add your name to the list.
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quest of world domination!
My name is Harley and I am 16. I live in the worst city possible in CA, well, I think so anyway. I like to write about my past because it is the easyest way for me to get over what happend. I write to help control my mood swings and depression. I dont remember how or why I started writting poetry. It was a very confuzing subject when I was a kid, but now it makes up a very big part of my life. I think That writing is a way to express your self and tell others waht your feeling when you dont want to speak. Writting is one of the only ways I can cope with the past without hurtting myself or others. Ever sence I started writting, I havent lashed out at people as often as I used to. I cant wait to see all my freinds from my home town again. I love to read, draw, and watch tv. I love to watch anime, but when its not on I like to watch Vampire Diaries, Supernatural, Family Guy, American Dad, Law and Order: SVU, and CSI Las Vegas ( The first one).
I love myspace so if you wanna read some of my other work, you can find me at jokers_quinn@myspace.com. I play the violin and I love playing for people.
And one of my ultime FAVE funny things my friend Rose says is, " I have ADD and majic markers, Oh the thrills I will have!" ( for those of you who dont know; majic markers: a marker made by Crayola that is specially made to work on ONLY color wonder paper, which in turn is specially designed to activate the ink in the marker to make it actually show UP on the paper. Normal pens will work on color wonder paper. But majic markers will NOT work on normal paper. I dont know why, they just dont.) I am a seatle seahawks fan. Yes I know they didn`t do so well this year but they are my team and I lubs dem.
A bunny, her eyes are taped wide open, and a stinging liquid (Laundry Detergent), is slowly dripped into her open eyes. The test was/is done to see how much laundry detergent is needed, before the animal goes blind, or her eyes are completely burned out. The test showed: Laundry detergent is damaging when splashed into eyes. Really? No way!"
ANIMAL TESTING IS SOO WRONG!!!! If you agree put this on your page
(>^-^)>$ I gives you money!
(>^-^<) Just kidding!
$<(^-^<) Its mine.
*A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
*poke*
you have been poked by a crazy person please it is in your best interest that you go to your nearest doctor and get the affected area checked out for you could go crazy or worse. I am in no way responsible for your currant condition because the zombies told me to do it.
ARE YOU CRAZY? THEN PASTE THIS ON YOUR PAGE!
Have you ever
General:
( ) Smoked a cigarette
( ) Drank so much you threw up
() Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
( ) Gone on a blind date
() Skipped school
(x) Seen someone die
( ) Been to Canada
( ) Been to Florida
( ) Been to Mexico
( ) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
() Been on the opposite side of the country
() Gone to Washington , DC
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
() Recently colored with crayons
() Sang karaoke badly
(x) Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
() Made prank phone calls
() Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
() Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Claus
() Been kissed under the mistletoe
(x) Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
(x) Made a bonfire on the beach
(x) Crashed a party
() Gone roller-skating
(x) Ice-skating
Relationships:
(x) I've had someone cheat on me.
( ) I've gone on a blind date.
() I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(x) I miss someone right now.
( ) have a fear of commitment.
() I have a fear of abandonment.
( ) I've cheated in a relationship.
() I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
( ) I've gotten divorced
() I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) I've told someone I loved them
(x) I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality:
( ) I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
( ) I've had a crush on a teacher.
(x) I am a cuddler.
(x) I love to flirt.
(x) I've been kissed in the rain.
(x) I've hugged a stranger.
(x) have kissed a stranger.
Honesty/Crime:
( ) I am a terrible liar.
(x) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
() I've snuck out of my house.
(x) I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
() I've cheated while playing a game.
() I've cheated on a test.
() I've run a red light.
() I've been suspended from school.
() I've witnessed a crime.
(x) I've been in a fist fight.
() I've been arrested.
Drugs/Alcohol:
(x) I've consumed alcohol.
() I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
() I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
() I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
() I can't swallow pills.
(x) I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
(x) I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
(x) I shut others out when I'm depressed.
() I take anti-depressants.
() I'm anorexic or bulimic.
() I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
() I'm addicted to adrenaline
() I've hurt myself on purpose
() I'm addicted to self harm
(x) I've woken up crying.
(x) I've cried myself to sleep.
Death and Suicide:
() I'm afraid of dying.
(x) I hate funerals.
(x) I've seen someone die.
() Someone I know has attempted suicide.
() Someone close to me has committed suicide.
(x) I've attempted suicide.
Random:
(x) I can sing well.
() I open up to others easily.
(x) I watch the news (occasionally).
(x) I don't kill bugs.
(x) I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
(x) I curse regularly.
(x) I sing in the shower.
() I am a morning person.
() I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
() I'm a snob about grammar.
(x) I am a sports fanatic.
(x) I twirl my hair
() have "x"s in my screen name
(x) I love being neat *Sometimes*
() I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
(x) I bake well.
(x) My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
(x) I would wear pajamas to school.
() I like Martha Stewart.
(x) I know how to shoot a gun.
() I am in love with love.
() I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
(x) I laugh at my own jokes.
(x) I eat fast food weekly
(x) I believe in ghosts/spirits.
() I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
(x) I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
(x) I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(x) I am really ticklish.(depending on where)
() I love white chocolate
() I bite my nails
(x) I play video games
(x) I'm good at remembering faces.
(x) I'm good at remembering names.
(x) I'm good at remembering dates.
(x) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
() I have tried to join a circus and failed
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If you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,
ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, best friend, family member, or just a
person you love, repost this onto your page
"80% of Americans say "I LOVE YOU". 20% actually mean it. If you honestly are in the 20%, paste this into your profile."
"I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bunny
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I WEAR SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a bunny.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be bunny them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I don't FLIRT WITH GUYS AT SCHOOL ao I MUST be gay.
I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear BOY'S CLOTHES so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm POSTING THIS so I MUST be a groupie."
~*Post this in your profile if you think stereotyping is just plain wrong*~
If you'd walk 5,000 miles to spend 5 minutes with someone who you love, put this in your profile."
1. Slept naked? yes

2. Taken a shower with someone? No, not yet.
3. Kissed a member of the same sex? No
4. Driven a car? Yes
5. Stolen anything when you were young? No
6. Been in love? Yes

7. Been dumped? Yes
8. Stole money from a friend/family member? No way
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? Havent you hurd of stranger danger?
10. Been in a fist fight? Yes
11. Snuck out of your/someone’s house? No, id get caught to fast

12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? Yes
13. Been arrested? Well, there was this one time... lol no.
14. Hugged a stranger? Yepp!
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? No.....

16. Left your house with out telling your parents? Who hasnt?
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? He was hot!
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? Nope
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the opposite sex? No... Ok, it was one time and nothing happend!

20. Lost a friend? No
21. Been on a plane? No way! I hate hights!
22. Been to an island? Does a small hill of sand in the middle of a river count?
23. Slept in until 1? Every one does
24. Love someone or miss someone right now? Yah...

25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yep
26. Made a snow angel? Of corse! I used to live in the snow
27. Played dress up? I still do. What? Its fun...
28. Cheated while playing a game? Yes

29. Been lonely? Many times
30. Kissed more than 4 people in one night? No.....

32. Felt an earthquake? Yepp. It was scary! lol
33. Touched a snake? I used to have one
34. Ran a red light? Does running across the street at a red light count?
35. Been suspended from school? Nope. Im a good child... (busts up laughing)
36. Had detention? Yes. And it was REALLY boring.
37. Been in a car accident? No
38. Had a party in your house while ur parents were away? No.....

39. Used a fake id? No
40. Crawled through a window? Yes
41. Been lost? yah
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? nope
44. Cried yourself to sleep? Too many times...

47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yah
48. Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? No
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Yes
50. Kissed in the rain? Yah...
i went to class soaked51. Sang in the shower? Yes
52. Made love in a park?
Thats kinda wierd.... I dont people watching me... 53. Had a dream that you married someone? Yeah
54. Glued your hand to something? No...... yes...
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? No
56. Ever gone to school naked? Yah! all the time! lol jk, no
57. Been a cheerleader? Cheer leaders are WAY too preppy for me, and i dont like preps
58. Had more than ten boy/girl friends? No, im not a slut.
59. Didn't take a shower for a week? Thats gross.
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?? I love scary movies!
61. Played chicken? Hahaha.... good times, good times
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Once.
63. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger? yah. my face got bright red, then I realized he was drunk.
64. Broken a bone? Nope. never broken a thing. (knock on wood)
65. Been easily amused? Yep
66. Laugh so hard you cry? Yeah
67. Mooned/flashed someone? Mooned, no. Flashed, thats a totaly different story....
68. Cheated on a test? No......
69. Forgotten someone's name? Who hasnt?
71. Done something dumb while drunk? nope! well maybe... I dont know.....
73. Blacked out from drinking? nope. Irish can hold their liquor.
74. Played a prank on someone? Yeah. It was so funny
75. Gone to a late night movie? No.
76. Made love to anything not human?
WTF?! 77. Failed a class? Yeah, lots
78. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat? Yes. I tryed to eat a crayola marker. didnt work so well...
79. Smoked pot? gross
80. Stayed up all night? Yes
81. Celebrate the 4th of July? Yeah
82. Thrown strange objects? Depends on your definition of strange...
83. Felt like killing someone? Still do...
84. Thought about running away? Atempted, wont atempt again.
86. Got a piercing? 5 and wanting more
87. Cut your own hair? Yeah
89. Made a parent cry? Yeah
90. Cried over someone? Yeah
91. Kept somebody else's clothes you borrowed? Heck yah. she still has my cow pjs!
92. Dated someone more than once? Yes
93. Had/Have a dog? Yes. I have 4 and a bunny
94. Have an iPod? No
95. Smoked a cigarette? yah. i almost puked.
96. Been in a band? Want to. If u want to start one, I`ll join.
97. Drank 25 sodas in a day? Yes. i was bouncing off the walls, literaly.
98. Broken a CD? Yeah
99. Shot a gun? they scare me...
100. Wanted someone but could never have them? Every one has.
28 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Start playing Calvin ball; see how many people you can get to join in.
4. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
5. Challenge other customers to deuls with tubes of gift wrap.
6. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
7. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially down thin narrow isles.
8. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volume up to 10!
9. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrasment.
10. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
11. Put M&M's on layaway.
12. Move "Caution: Wet FLoor" signs to carpeted areas.
13. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows form bed and bath.
14. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying , "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin- -to the Batcave!"
15. TP as much of the store as possible.
16. When some one asks you if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
17. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
18. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hire employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
19. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joe vs. the X-Men.
20. Take bets on the battle described above.
21. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.
22. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
23. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
24. When some one steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it wiithout saying a word.
25. Relax in the pation furniture until you get kicked out.
26. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,"No,no! It's those voices again!"
27. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
28. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?'
2. Say, 'Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that.'
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, 'Damn, this water's cold.'
5. Drop a marble and say, 'Oh shit! My glass eye!'
6. Say, 'Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, 'Now how did that get there?'
9. Say, 'Humus. Reminds me of humus.'
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, 'Whoa! Easy boy!'
11. Say, 'Interesting.. more floaters than sinkers.'
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, 'Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?'
13. Say, 'C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me.'
14. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettucine alfredo you had for breakfast.
15. Say, 'Boy, that sure looks like a maggot.
16. Say, 'Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'
17. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
18. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your 'Cross-Dressers Anonymous' newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
19. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, 'Peek-a-boo!'
20. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing 'Born Free'.
92% OF AMERICAN TEENS TODAY WOULD DIE IF ABRECROMBIE & FITCH SAID IT WASN'T COOL TO BREATHE ANYMORE. IF YOU'RE PART OF THE 8% THAT WOULD BE LAUGHING THEIR BUTTS OFF, PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!"
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
Dorks are cool. Dorks are smart. Dorks will one day rule the universe. If you're a Dork and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there
are concerned with being popular and fitting in.
If you're part of the five percent who aren't,
copy this, put it in your profile,
and add your name to the list.
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