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Robberty Bob

I am an Ironman Triathlete.
I am smarter than Paris Hilton and hope to be smarter than a bag of rocks soon.
I am a Goalie, and a huge wings fan.
I am not that huge, on race day I am almost thin.
I'm a sucker for a vaudeville gag.
Anyone who knocks “shave and a haircut” gets invited into my house.
Anyone who follows it with “two bits” gets a beer.
Perfectly bad jokes are perfectly fine with me.

  • Last seen on Nov 4 11:16 PM 2007. Member since November 28, 2006.
  • I'm a emerald dog poet for 8 comments.
  • My mood is , and quote is "never put off for today what can be put off forever".
  • I am a guy from Michigan (United States)
  • When I'm not writing, I'm slacking.
  • Visit my homepage at www.depotek.com/HumorWritersKeep
  • I have 8 comments, 8 poems

Poems I'm focused on

  • Ironman Wisconsin 2007
    Ironman Wisconsin 2007 – Bob Finger This race report really starts with the 2006 Ironman in Madison Wisconsin. 2006 was not a good race year for me, and the Ironman was a large part o
    35 lines, 1 comment, September 11, 2007
  • The side door of the garage
    “We need to fix that. Just look at that ugly door. Bob, let me ask you what you think of that?” This was grandpa’s way of saying something was about to change. Grandpa wasn’t really inte
    15 lines, 1 comment, August 18, 2007

My Poetry

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  • Open Letter to Hollywood
    Dear Hollywood, First I would like to say that I have the utmost respect for Michael J. Fox. He has always acted with dignity both on and off the movie set. I understand that a great
    12 lines, 1 comment, August 28, 2007
  • Paintball
    Paintball
    Throughout my life I have fond many adventures and obsessions to call my own. One notable example was the game
    26 lines, 2 comments, August 21, 2007
  • Riders Revenge
    When training for an Ironman, there is no way to get around long bike rides. Its not that long rides are painful or tedious (they are both, but also fun) that makes these long rides a problem
    23 lines, 1 comment, August 20, 2007

Guest Book

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  • galfalfa : So like on July 6, 2007
    where's your poems? What's the hold up? eh? uh?
    Oh and please dont tell me your muse is missing that wont fly with me

    galf

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