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Name:Amanda
Dating:YES
Age:17
Piercings: 7 in my right ear
4 in my left
1 in my nose
1 in my lip the right side
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Here are some funny Jokes:
A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said
"did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector
light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there
sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the
dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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Name:Amanda
Dating:YES
Age:17
Piercings: 7 in my right ear
4 in my left
1 in my nose
1 in my lip the right side
********************************************************************************************************************
Here are some funny Jokes:
A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said
"did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a
safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector
light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there
sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the
dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
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- Last seen on Feb 14 9:49 PM. Member since November 30, 2006.
- I'm a carnelian hope poet for 146 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is Weak Enough To Die.... But Strong Enough To Live.
- I am a 17 year old girl (Canada)
- When I'm not writing, I'm probably doing art.
- I am in the groups A Cyber Cafe for the In Love Looking and Broken Hearted, Cutters Noncutters and ExCutters, Just talking, Marilyn Manson fans ONLY, Stephen King Lovers
- I have 146 comments, 2 contests
My Poetry
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Too many causes, Too many excuses,
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Being stuck in between you And someone else.
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Accepts one,
Denies the Other.
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theredcatjazzoflove : i read your main page were you discussing the topic about color polotics all that good stuff on May 18, 2007hey i love this shit you got on your page its sos so true in its ion lil way. I like your style I would be honored if you considered being in my group. the beginnig of essence come join me you have the flavor to be in my group mjust put in your application and ill accept. hjgs and great write
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lorddraco98 on May 8, 2007Love the new stuff
Miss you
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lost-in-yesterday on May 7, 2007i really love the love think about the accedent. it was sad but really i hate to say cool but i think u know what i mean. the abuse poem mean so much as well . well off to read your work
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