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(waves) hey, whats up, I'm Will.

I'm a 21 year old living in Pilot Mound MB (thats in Canada for those of you who don't know) I have short black hair and my eyebrow is peirced. I've got bluish grey eyes. I'm 5'9" and in good shape. I'm quite skinny but not a stick. I'm a real music lover and I'm a very dedicated guitarist. I work in an old folks home as a Dietary Aide. In my spare time I hang out in my garage fixing vehicles. Currently working on restoring a 77 Chevy truck. I also loooove to snowboard and spend most of my winter on the slopes.

I'm finally getting my feet planted on the ground. Got myself a nice house and a couple of vehicles. Things keep lookin up for me

My favorite bands are:
Nirvana (Pure genius, the best band in the world)
Cky (just insanely awesome)
Foreign Objects (Insane talent right there)
Oil
HIM
Rise Against (A new addition to the list, but awesome all the same)
Alexisonfire (straight up Canadian genius, I'm proud to be Canadian)
Papa Roach
Blink 182
Boxcar Racer
Green Day
Billy Talent (More of what Canada has to offer to the music world)
AC/DC (Classic, thats all I have to say)
Metallica
Slipknot
Weezer
Evanescence (Amy Lee is hott!)
Led Zepplin
Faith No More
Pink Floyd
Static X
The Offspring
Finger 11
Linkin Park
Disturbed
3 Days Grace
AFI
Tool
Ozzy Osborne
Black Sabbath
Foo Fighters
Our Lady Peace
Queens Of The Stoneage
Tragically Hip
Bush X
Guns N Roses
Good Charlotte
Kittie (Theres nothing hotter than a hard rock band thats all chics)
Mudvayne
Adema
Dry Kill Logic
Rammstein
Reel Big Fish
and many others

My Nicknames are:
Random Soldier (Obviously)
Hellboy (Daryl and Trevor call me that for some reason)
Jesus (Nadz and Britt call me that cuz I look sorta like Jesus)
Billy-goat, Goat (My nickname at work, the second year Media students call me that too)


I do what I want, dress how I want and say what I want, and don't give a damn what others think of me...then I get in trouble. I don't care, I do what I want.

I live my life one day at a time. I don't really plan ahead. My motto is "It's better to burn out than to fade away" that was said by Kurt Cobain.
And my other motto is "Why be normal"


The bestest things I've heard some of my friends say:

"Jasmine?! She's fucked more guys than cancer" -Davey-
"Driving defeats the purpose of walking" -Me-
"Anything sounds better than Creed" -Me-
"Two monkeys fucking on a pipe organ sounds better than Creed." -Funk-
"Let the substance abuse begin!" -Funk-
"Thats the problem with having two parents...you always here the same thing twice" -Me-
"You know why women have smaller feet then men? So they can stand closer to the sink" -Dennis-
"You know why men snore? Cuz when they lie on their back, their balls cover their ass-holes and it makes a vapor barrier." -Jeffs mom-
"Hey, I wanna use your mom when she's off the phone." -Riley-
.......Car goes in the ditch.......car goes out of the ditch.......car keeps going.......total silence.....and then..."Holy Shit!" -Me and Richard-
"(Screaming)....Have I ever told you I love you?" -Tina-
"(Screaming)....I love you too!" -Me-
"Don't make me stop the car!" -me-
"I love you Bill!" -Ritchard-
(Into the microphone on stage) "I love you too Ritchard" -Me-
"Hey man, where the hell is 2 inches from never ending?" -Ritchard-
"Isn't it obvious?...wait....where the hell is 2 inches from never ending?" -Me-
"I think i need to be alone" -Me-
"Oh, ok" -Tina-
"With you!" -Me-
"suck my balls!" -Random guy in the mall-
"Present them!!!" -Dudley-
"Stupid automatic windows...there all like...automatic and stuff" -Ritchard-
"Hey Girls.....You wanna go for a walk?" -Nate-
"No, not really" -Random chics at the ATM-
Oh......well, do you want some of this?!" -Nate as he starts to hump the air and the chics take off-
"No gangsta gon' be steppin' to this, specially when we be scratchin' Abba and Prince" -Mo-
"I don't wanna play soccer, I'm gonna have to play soccer all day, I don't wanna play soccer...but I love soccer" -Random Girl on the bus-
"You just said you don't like soccer, and now you say you love it...YOU SUCK!" -Mo-
"My anus is bleeding!!! -Techno Mike-
Turns the mic on"..........eerm..eeeep!...(turns the mic off)...oh shit" -Chelsea on air live in the radio station-
"How much would a mono-pod cost?" -Matt-
"You know, I honestly on't know." -Greg my video teacher-
"It's obvious, a mono-pod would be one third the cost of a tri-pod." -me-

Oh yeah...and if you wanna chat. try me at 'billybong_24@hotmail.com' I should be there, if not, i decided to get a life.