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Random   Master: is Soooooo copyrighting Land Muffins right now and if i see it in Worms 5 "The new slime breed" I'm gonna sue     (5 minutes ago)  September - 2005
lol just don't ask, I'm keeping it here as proof

www.reallifecomics.com/daily_old.php?strip_id=1188 - poetic magnets  

HELLO ALL! Welcome to my author page, enjoy your stay!



Personal Stats
Name: Matthew
Online Nicknames: (Incase you see people calling me strange names)
Magikan (magi for short) RM (obvious) and variations of math, matthew, swain, etc....
Age: 22
DoB: 7th April 1985 ('85 was a great year to be born )
Place of Birth: Bristol, England
Current Location: South Wales
Height: 6'3" (approx. 194cm I think)
Weight: 11 Stone or 154lbs
Hair Colour: Blonde
Eye Colour: Blue
Occupation: See below (Trainee Accountant for the lazy people )
Hobbies & Interests: Reading, writing, listening to music (I have a varied taste so just might surprise you), gaming or chatting on the PC, gaming on my Gamecube, walking (yeah that surprises alot of people), sketching, table top gaming (Necromunda & Warhammer Quest) and Roleplaying (Dungeons & Dragons)
Had a Bass for xmas last year, enjoying just following tabs of songs I like. Current songs I can play are:-
Queen "Another One Bites the Dust"
Kittie "What I Always Wanted"
Kittie "Charlotte" 
Kittie "Brackish"
Kittie "Paperdoll"
U2 "With Or Without You"
Blink 182 "What's My Age Again"
Sum 41 "Nothing on my Back"
Killswitch Engage "The End of Heartache"
Killswitch Engage "Rise Inside" 
Smile Empty Soul "Silhouettes"
 

"Random" Info and other things

I was born on Easter Sunday :>
I've though up some weird story/script ideas that I've never created but would like people to know about so here goes (may even write them up some day oh and the ideas ARE COPYRIGHTED This is my proof):-
Chaos in Salivaville - ok this was a crazy idea I came up with during a random convo with a friend. Basically it's in the style of celebrity deathmatch but it's set inside a mouth, with commentators and everything. The first episode would feature "The Tongue" Vs "Chewing Gum" starting with a bit of tongue crushing but then soon cheating using the teeth in a type of tag team (just imagine how mad the commentators would go "Oh My God the teeth are joining in, attacking the gum mercilessly this is surely against the rules Ted - Sure is Rufus" (names of commentators to be changed I'm sure )

An assasin who named himself John Doe as an unknown person he chose that name to be ironic (for those who don't get it, when a dead body is unidentified or people refuse to give names they are titled as John or Jane Doe is most cases) he deals death in a ninja type stealth outfit armed with a left-handed hockey stick and a right-handed hockey stick and dual weilds them :>

That's all I want to add for now.... there are other strange things along the lines of running jokes like Mr Tufty Duck above



If u do read my poems feel free to comment on them, I'll try to return the favour but I'm a bit slow. Feel free to inspire me in ur comments too if u like. I haven't written any poems in a while, mainly coz i've had nothing bottled up to release but also due to the fact that I'm working alot on my story in my spare time.

It's called "Tales of the Chromatic Dragons" and I'm not currently posting more than the two chapters, that have already been posted below (critical comments welcome) while I make sure it's going in the direction I want it to. I'm also looking into some web space a friend has offered to put more info about it on there as a better focus point (I also plan to be the illustrator for this story)

What do u mean I don’t sound very random? Well sure my author page has to be polite and normal else u wouldn’t know ur trees from ur ducks and ur cabbages from ur music CDs I mean geez I don’t want to drive you all insane

Anyways I'll leave u to get on with whatever it was u came here to do,  

Master of Randomness and Creator of Confusion

btw if ur on msn messenger my addy is:
magikan_vearlae@hotmail.com

If you have AIM my screen name is:
Magikan Vearlae       (original, no? )

Feel free to add and chat to me.

Quoteskies
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"If we're all freaks and your the normal one, then you're the freak!" - Roger (College Roomies from Hell by Maritza Campos)
"Do u know ur place in life? Mine seems to be in peoples hearts " - ME
"Too quick for those flying pigs!" - ME
"Just because I'm hot, doesn't make me violent!" - ME
"It's entirely possible that it could be a definate possibility" - ME
“Finger ring for easy retrival” - yes I’m as shocked as you! Found it on the side of a lever arch file at work!!!
”Need help to get ahead? We’ll get behind you, expect more!” - omg omg omg!! That was on a poster outside a learning center promoting learning!!! OMG! Wonder how many people signed up because of it
”Inhale. Kill. Exhale.” – M:tG card flavour text “Lightning Reflexes”
”You are never alone, even when sometimes it feel like you are.  You must remember that” – said by  Grace Beckett in the novel “The Last Rune” by Mark Anthony

"Insulting RM in the CB is like running into a brick wall, everybody loves that kid" - said by b funkadelic when someone was in a bad mood and decided I wasn't funny so decided to swear at me... lol very fitting I thought

‘"Isn't that a lampost?"
*BANG*
"No. THAT was a lampost"
"Oh sorry, I can't see"
"I know you can't and neither can I!"’
THE BLIND LEADING THE BLIND! – NEED I SAY MORE?*


A BIG SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO LEAVE ME COMMENTS!

AND A BIGGER ONE TO ALL MY FRIENDS ON AP

And now... time for some Random links:-
photobucket.com/albums/d168/Magikan/ - pics of me or of my life
www.mxtabs.net - A good site for guitar, bass and drum tabs
allpoetry.com:2500/march/published/What+is+a+Moderator An AllWrite topic titled "What is a Moderator" written by one of the Site Supervisors, AnnD
www.sjgames.com/munchkin A very funny spoof card game taking the mickey out of D&D. Has other versions which are spoofs of Star Wars, Japanese Films and Vampires - check it out!


Web Comics I either read or have read:
www.little-gamers.com - The web comic that got me into webcomics. Not the best I've read since alot of the others but it has it's awesome moments Currently in their links section of the main page they have some I recommend:
Commissioned - one of my personal favs coz not only do i find the comic funny but his ever so honest author comments are an added bonus
CTRL+ALT+DEL   and MacHall
www.giantitp.com/cgi-bin/GiantITP/ootscript - The Order of the Stick - a funny web comic basing most of it's jokes on 3.5 edition D&D
www.crfh.net - College Roomies From Hell - The first of many web comics I've read that are hosted by keenspot. Others worth checking out via the drop-down box at the very top right of the page are:
Funny Farm , GPF , El Goonish Shive  and  Wandering Ones
www.megatokyo.com/
www.reallifecomics.com/ - pretty sure this was the second ever webcomic I read, very good and very funny.
www.pvponline.com/ - Another Fave! Many gamer/gaming references but also other storylines, a nice mixture!
www.rmcomics.com/ - One of the more recent ones I've found but it's so awesomely unique I recommend anyone to read it for the author's originality! Titled "The Gods of Arr-Kelaan


Oh and if u play Final Fantasy XI look up my Character "Maniake" if ur on the Diabolos server