RainChild• Show poetry

I'm not really anything, I'm just me!
Let's see here.................
I'm not quite sure what exactly to put here...
Oh one thing, I'm not actually 18... I just find reading some of the things reserved for adults interesting. I think mature people can handle it, but I can see why they put that on there. I'm 15 =)

http://allpoetry.com/poets/inis%20arose <- My Mom!
http://allpoetry.com/poets/BrokenTwig <- My Daughter!

Check them out! Yay!!! Anyways, I get frustrated easily and cannot express myself easily through poetry yet. I don't know what it is about me, but if I try to express myself through almost anything, there seems to be a barrier between me and my creative-ness. Just a tad bit of information I thought someone might want to know.

Thank you for visiting my Author page! Hope you read and comment on my poetry, as I hope to do the same in return for you!
~Kelsey~

To my friend Kezzy - "Hey Monkey Face!" - Kezzy

Joke From ebaumsworld.com

Mary received a parrot as a gift. The parrot was fully grown with a very bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was a curse: those that weren't curses were to say the least, rude.

Mary tried to change the bird's attitude by constantly saying polite things. Words and playing soft music...anything she could think of. Nothing worked.

She yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. She shook the bird and the bird got madder and more rude. Finally in a moment of desperation, Mary put the parrot in the freezer to get a minute of peace.

For a few moments she heard the bird swearing, squawking kicking and screaming and then, suddenly there was absolute quiet. Mary was frightened that she might have actually hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Mary's extended arm and said:

"I'm very sorry that I offended you with my language and my actions and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior and I am sure it will never happen again."

Mary was astounded at the changes in the bird's attitude and was about to ask what had changed him, when the parrot continued, "May I ask what the chicken did?"

I think this is awesome... even though you may not.