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Hi. I'm Aly.
If you are reading this, you must be slightly curious. Well, in fact~ your slightly creepy XD. Jk. Whether or not you know me, i am about to tell you all about me. Not that i'm interesting or anything...
but i am nobody but myself.
I'm not here to impress you~ Believe it or not, that is not my life goal.
I will not try to please anyone.
I will be there for you if you need me.
I can't fix your problems,
and i can't make you happy.
If you are expecting something from me, expect to be dissapointed.
If you have a problem with the way i see things, be upfront about it,
or dont talk to me.
If you have something you want to tell me, spit it out. I hate head games.
I hate lies.
I hate drama.
I speak my mind most of the time.

If you are still reading this, I am surprised ^^
Now i will tell you more =)

I have black shoulder length hair, and bangs that cover half of my face. My eyes are green, I am 6'2" tall,152 lbs ((skinny for a tall person)) and i am an overall happy person.----> I am emo. <---- ^^ a happy emo. For the most part. Not that it matters lol. I believe in solving my own problems, and fixing things all by myself ^^

~~I DONT NEED ANYONE~~

I am extremely random, but also very serious. I love cookies ^^ I love ice cream... and well, i just love FOOD lol.... i also love music, i own 8 guitars, and i love playing them. I love the outdoors~ at night ^^ I am bi =D
I love my family.

I am scared of guys~ i dont ever want to be hurt again.

I make strange faces at people i dont know for fun XD
I throw things at cows =P
I act like i am insane in the middle of a crowded place XD
I will walk through the school hallway dancing like a nerd and singing x]
I make alot of loud random noises =O
I growl at people that look at me strangly^-^
I blink loudly
i will throw something at someone when they arent looking XD
I pout if i am frustrated -.-
I squeak if i am unexpectedly touched O.O
I love biting! *vampire*
I love all music!
I play with fire ^^
I love hugs!


okay. enough about me. IM me if you read this, and tell me about you!

The never ending story [[To be Cntin'ued]]

Once upon a time, there was a teddeh. He was a curious teddeh, and his mother told him many times, "If you do not eat your wires, you will grow up to be a poodle". Teddeh followed his mothers advice, never swaying from the flowing hair of the beard that was his father. Teddehs mom soon died from an overdose of whale blubber,[[found convienently in her earwax]] teddeh screamed 'why does the world have to taste like yogurt?!?!" in utter agony. In total frustration, and anguish, teddeh jumps over a bottle of A1 sauce, in hopes it would bring his mother back, but he only tripped over a dead mouse, so the spell failed. Teddeh then went on a school feild trip to find himself, but he reached into his pants, only to find he knew who he was all along. XD years later, teddehs dad hired rabid squirrels to find teddeh, because his beard was in bad need of a flea bath.

[[ added onto by NeonLights ]]The rabid squirrels attacked Teddeh which some cottage cheese, a plastic spoon and a muffin. Teddeh [who was terrified of cottage cheese, plastic spoons and muffins] screamed and ran.. He ran and ran and ran until he saw it.. the great ball of poofballyness

[[continued by me PurpleEmoFoofCheese]] The poofball screamed at him "TEDDEH! YOU SHALL EMBARK ON A FRITO FILLED JOURNEY!" and proceeded to lick teddeh passionatly, and skipped off into the alleyway. Teddeh suddenly found himself in....



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(o.O) I am trying to take over
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why boys and girls make out
did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If you repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you. but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out again for 5 years........

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HATE EMOS?

READ THIS:

Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a t-shirt that barely cover anything?

Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

Isnt it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

are you laughing?

Isnt it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

Isnt it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

im not laughing

Its so funny that you and your friends can make a guys life hell and not know anything about the silent battle he might be fighting.

Isnt it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A guy A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HIS WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HIS LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HIS FRIENDS

keep on laughing

Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life

without knowing her situation with her friends

or her family

or her LIFE

BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH

OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND

BRAVE IS

GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE HEADS AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES

ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT

ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET

ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE

ITS ANOTHER DAY OF AND DODGING RUMORS

keep on laughing
if you agree put this on ur blog
and advise others to do so
screw THE EMO HATERS.


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THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
1) When there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, “Hi Chinel. How’s your day been?”
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator while saying work it girl! And telling them to pose.
8)Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the cornerwith a wind up clock in it, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, “Did you feel that?”
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay, don’t panic, they open again!”
15) Swat at flies that don’t exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, “Shut up, all of you, just shut up!”
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, “Got enough air in there?”
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “Your one of THEM!” and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, “I have new socks on”.
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, “This is MY personal space”





=^.^= put this on

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=O.o= if you can pull

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I bet u tried to make those faces ^.^

If u didn't i guess i'm the only tard =(

o well more cookies for me hahah ^.^


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===== This is that little bunny...
(O.o)
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===== I tied him up, and cut off his foot
===== to give luck to the rusty spoon wielding squirrels.
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FRIENDS: FAKE OR REAL????

FAKE FRIENDS: try to make you do something you don't want to
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you don't have regrets
FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: would sit next to you saying "Dang.... we screwed up... but that crap was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: are the reasons you never have food
FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep you stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowds but that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: walk right in and scream " Hey!! I'M HOME!!"
FAKE FRIENDS: are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will take your drink away when they think you've had enough
REAL FRIENDS:will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that you know we don't waste nothin!
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you
REAL FRIENDS: will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back

Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.

* If you are an obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
* If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
* If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
* If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want; stay on the line while we trace your call.
* If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship.
* If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
* If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
* If you are dyslexic, press 969696961001
* If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
* If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
* If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
* If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep. Or after the beep. Or before the beep. Please wait for the beep.
* If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
* If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are far too busy to talk to you.


Marijuana, Should it be legal?

You know, its funny that our government has made cigarettes, prescription medications and alcohol legal... (both of which kill hundreds of thousands of people annually)
And yet, Marijuana ((a natural pain killer/ antidepressant)) is made illigal why?

There are hundreds of reasons~ a big one being that our Government can't make a reasonable profit from it ((only because they are going at it from the wrong angle)) and another reason being, its much easier for the state governments to forbid it, then throw every possesor into jail, making a profit from it that way.(i.e. huge fines, and the states give the jails and prisons more money for every prisoner they have... the courts make money too, for every case heard, lawers get paid, etc etc.)

Another big reason, which covers a very broad spectrum (as controversial as it seems) is the government wants us to use unnatural means to get that 'buzz' or to treat depression, and/or pain. When we use prescription meds, we are putting unnatural things into our bodies, that (while we are told to believe are curing whatever ails us) only solve the problem temporarily, but cause much worse health problems later on... ((hello? more money spent on meds to then treat THOSE problems!!))

Then you think about cigarettes~ what is in a cigarette? ((look it up)) You got people everywhere dying of cancer, and having lung problems, getting sicker easier, and being hoplessly addicted to cigarettes, because of the chemical substances thrown into them to make sure you stay addicted. ((MONEY MAKER!)) And you see billboards everywhere, magazine ads, commercials, and store windows filled with pictures of brand name cigarettes, all screaming "BUY BUY BUY!" And the sad irony is that all the good that will ever come out of cigarettes is, failing health, a possible lifelong addiction, and possible death. But with all these people getting sick from cigarettes, the doctors and health insurance companys are making oodles.
Sorry for going off on a tangent, but you see my point.

Alcohol~
There are hundreds if not thousands of alcohol related deaths everyday. You hear about people getting drunk, then snapping completely and killing someone, or beating their wife, or getting in their car, driving off and getting in a fatal accident, taking another family out with them. You hear about teens dying from alcohol poisoning, or passing out and getting raped. ((AND THIS STUFF IS LEGAL OVER MARIJUJANA)) You never hear stories about how someone hit a bong, then went out and shot an innocent old lady... In most cases, people who smoke marijuana just sit around happy, and porking out, or playing video games... ((i know this from personal experience XD)) So ask yourself why alcohol is so easily attainable, despite its dramatic mood- altering effects, and then why marijuana is illegal, when its effects are hardly as negative as those of alcohol.

Its not only the mood altering effects of alcohol that are so devastating, but the health issues that arise out of constant drinking. Alcoholics see it as an easy escape, a way out of reality, so they will spend every penny that they have on alcohol. (My mom is an alcoholic) The resulting health issues (i.e. liver failure, [and in my moms case, severe depression] throat problems, gastrointestinal problems, etc.) give doctors an open door to getting into the patients pockets. ((See how it all ties together?))

An alcoholic in a family is even more devestating, emotionally, physically, and metally, especially for the children and/or wife/husband. The children will blame themselves, and the spouse will take it upon themselves to solve it. Now if this isn't a serious problem, i dont know what is. The government must be blind,

-Or is intentionally ignoring it.-

Sadly, the majority of the poulation does not realize that the government isn't as trustworthy as they want it to be.
The are all under the illusion that the government will do whatever it takes to protect us.
So unfortunatly, the government is also brilliant, because it has the general poulation convinced that they need the government.

So, in short, the government's one ultamite goal (and everyone else's for that matter) is to aquire the big green from poor unsuspecting people. How sad is it that our world revolves around material things? I wish people would open their eyes =/

But yeah, marijuana should be legal. lol.

~~WRITTEN BY ALY~~