There once was a small girl named Britty
And all the boys thought her quite Pretty.
One day, a boy asked if she, he may court,
Though he soon found through being her escort
That her amount of sarcasm was quite shitty!
Pretty Britty dislikes;
*Chalk; She has coxophobia. Not funny.
*Emos. If you want to end life, then end it and stop bugging me.
*Prude people.
*The color yellow.
*Acne. On face, back or genitalia.
*People whom I would refer to as Douche Bags.
*Two-facers && Heartbreakers. And people who put "&&" in their poems.
*Superman.
*Soggy bread.
*Facades.
*Smelly people.
*Feet.
*People who smell.
*Excessive Displays of Public Affection.
*PEOPLE WHO REEK!
*Epic poetry. Really. We get it; you have no friends and therefore have way too much time on your hands.
- Last seen 1 day ago. Member since October 3, 2007.
- I'm a obsidian idea poet for 639 comments.
- My mood is
, and quote is "Such a pretty world we live in... that is, if all the people just disappeared =]". - I am a woman (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm trying to work my way through my studies..
- I am in the groups Love or Life
- I have 639 comments, 6 contests, 4 columns, 92 poems, 9 stories
Poems I'm focused on
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I love a man who is so sweet,
I feel like he’s always there – even though we may never meet.28 lines, 13 comments, May 21, 2008 -
Mother dearest, my one and only how is it that everything you do leaves me feeling so lonely?49 lines, 16 comments, May 20, 2008
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To the untrained eyes that see me everyday
I fear absolutely nothing in this world,37 lines, 26 comments, April 7, 2008 -
This night, the stars shone so brightly against the black curtain of night and your eyes were so dark, even though we were right under the moon.65 lines, 14 comments, April 4, 2008
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Look at the way you stand
when she comes into the room.35 lines, 8 comments, February 3, 2008
My Poetry
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I’ve been watching you for a long time now,
When things broke apart you let them fall down.31 lines, 4 comments, September 22 -
Dust clouds.
They build up around our laboratory like weightless ghosts43 lines, 1 comment, April 29 -
Not completely done yet... I can add more on later.91 lines, 3 comments, April 15
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What is the true meaning of the word friend?
Is it someone who will be there til the very end –13 lines, 2 comments, April 9
My Stories
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Picking up the last piece of steak with my fork, I popped it into my mouth and chewed happily. Adamus was watching me, but I had tried to ignore it; since he’d been watching me since I walked into his office. Taking a small d1669 lines, April 20. In 600-2000 words
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“Dedrick.” The words escaped my lips, breaking me from my frozen slumber. I shivered as I remembered the cold, but I found that I was now warm. For a few moments, I laid there with my eyes shut. Had Dedrick found me and broug757 lines, April 20. In 600-2000 words
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The snow fell down around me, and it sprinkled my red hair with small white pictures that soon melted away into nothing. I stood on the edge of the balcony, staring down at the beautiful garden below me. In my hands, I held t517 lines, April 13. In <600 words
My other items
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- Column: Memoir - Chapter 1 at allpoetry
An interesting and true love story, based on yours truly. - Column: Trinity (III) at allpoetry
- Column: Trinity (II) at allpoetry
Still a part of the first Trinity...
Guest Book
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emoskater15 : hey whats up on July 28hello member me kurtis
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SomeonesToySoldier on April 22Hey beautiful why haven't we seen any new poetry lately?
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SomeonesToySoldier on March 13Yay!!! shes writing again.
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Snap.Crackle.Pop on January 13hi:] what is that link??
