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Pound Cake PreacherShow poetry

I am a 33 year old man, just like Jesus. I recently graduated from my minister studies, and am now pleased to be the leader of my church. I'll be frank with you, I write poetry because Im great at it. I like rainbow flavored snow cones and family friendly television. I live by one simple rule; God is right all the time no matter what! I have a wife and kids and they feel they exact same way that I do. I have never asked them, but I know they do. That is a talent God in his gracious vision of my life has given me. I can see right through people. By that I mean I see there souls, i dont see under their clothes because then god would send me to fiery torment to writhe in pain and hellish agony for eternity plus an hour. Its the hour that really gets you. I'm being serious, that is what hell is even though I know folks like to tip toe around it. We're not ballet students here, we are children and God is the father! Amen!

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  • Grenadine on March 31
    Gren is amused.
  • Cibtastic on March 15
    Come back to the boards. We declared you best newb of forever, and you were not even there to claim the award!
  • Kikai Ni : Huh on February 26
    My you've an unusual page - and your poetry isn't half bad either.
  • Pound Cake Preacher : Naughty comments are in the past! on September 28, 2007
    Your talent and wisdom is evident in every breath you take. Even the steps of your walk and the motions of your hands as they squeeze each other in prayer. You are so perfect and one day you will be pope. Pound Cake for Pope. You are a natural pontiff. Your skills with all things are not to be denied! All those who dislike you are spawned Satan. How can one not embrace your totally righteous goodness and throbbing faith?

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