*I must have a little vanity
because I like this*
*Pleasing to talk to, and to read
Instinctively writing, so your soul can feed
Never harsh with an unkind word
Kindness pouring out, with the sweetest words ever heard
Everyone thinks he is funny, and rightly so
You must read his work and then you'll know
Everybody knows his dog has a cat slave
Pirate at heart exitement he craves
Elequent poet, says what is on his mind
Tirelessly teasing but always kind
Everyday Pete nicer guy you'll not find.
by *QUEEN*
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*It must be time for the holiday season annual CAT COOK OFF*
*Pussycat's shudder at the sound of his name
I think that it's really a crying shame
Not that he's cruel, he couldn't be kinder
Kinda like a friendly feline meatgrinder
Eventually winning you over with witticisms light
Your cat however... bring in for the night
Else a stew may be simmering come early next morn
Perhaps then the tabby in it will be yourn
Even simmered tho you may still like your cat
That's the beauty of animal fat
Embroiled with veggies and spices galore just have a taste,you'll be begging for more...*
by *LongRoadHome*
*Famous Quotes by ME
(((((IT'S NOT A SPOTTED OWL UNLESS YOU HAVE SEEN IT)))))*
*(((((All ELECTRONIC PARTS RUN ON SMOKE INSIDE, ONCE YOU SEE THE
SMOKE LEAVE THE PART IT WON'T WORK ANYMORE)))))*
- Last seen on Nov 16 2:57 AM 2006. Member since February 20, 2004.
- I'm a obsidian idea poet for 621 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is "The world is a garden if you take the time to look".
- I am a 49 year old guy (USA)
- When I'm not writing, I'm a Paper weight.




















- I have 621 comments, 3 contests
My Poetry
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Cold brushes by my face
While the raven gives voice to the winter air24 lines, 4 comments, August 27, 2005. In Spiritual -
1 lines, 4 comments, August 27, 2005. In Humor
My Stories
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We all have a dead horse on our dinning room tables. It's name is poverty. Our country, like all others has a class of people that for reasons I'm not going to pontificate on,465 lines, 3 comments, September 6, 2005. In <200 lines
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Hi I'm Jay,
My Friends say I'm a nice guy, with very few oddities.98 lines, 5 comments, August 27, 2005. In <200 lines, Humor -
6 lines, 6 comments, July 9, 2005. In <200 lines, Humor
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MysticalMelindy on January 28, 2007Hullo, hubby. I'm baaaaaaaaack! I miss you. How is everything? I see you haven't been on in a few months either, but I hope you pop in one of these days and let me know how you're doing.

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Beauty Sleeps on June 14, 2006I've just been experimenting... and for a while, I was having a write-off with another poet, creating some less-than-desireable writes, but I'm too busy to take them off right now.
Hey... are you still my dad?
Kate
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MysticalMelindy on May 16, 2006Heeeeeey....
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queen on April 14, 2006Happy Easter

