PinkSmurf• Show poetry

I LOVE EVERYONE!!! EXCEPT MEAN PEOPLE SO IF UR MEAN JUST GO BACK TO YOUR CAVE!!!


Hey! I'm Porsche!and so u know I'm not a totally depressed person with no friends or nothing...people keeping saying they hope i can find someone to talk to...only i have people to talk to ...this is just another way i let that emotion out...so i geuss thats my style if anything is.But ya lol just a little FYI...
Ummm that picture was taken like the friday before halloween and my skirt went up at a angle...and it went up REALLY high and i think it's the funniest thing EVER!!!>>>>>>LOL

*SINGS* i want a cookie ..i want a cookie ...i want a cookie yes i do!!!
gimme a cookie ..gimme a cookie..gimme a cookie and ill love u!*done singing*  (white chocolate macadamian nut plz...lol

~*~DiSLikEs~*~
canned meat, people who lie.....i HATE LIARS!back stabbers,people who need to make someone else feel bad in order to feel ok about themselves,guys that only want sex from you,BUSH!..WAR!!!!!puke green, people that tell you they love you 10 minutes AFTER you break up,needles and sharp pointie things that can hurt you,ice,my math teacher,grape flavored EVERYTHING!tummy aches,people who barrow money and never give it back!,grrr mean people,beavus and butthead,action movies,turkeys that hurt you and make you cry!,people that run away and make everyone worry and cry about them and they are selffish assholes who don't care to call and tell everyone they love that they are at least ok!People who say they don't pity themselves or want pity but they do or else they wouldn't post that they are about to hurt themselves if they don't want someone to go NO don't do that!They'd just do it and not advertise it

I love random people...and people who make me laugh( not hard to make me laugh im very easily entertained)...don't piss me off i can be quiet the bitch if i wanna,but thats rare...only it gets bad so i decided to pre-warn yall....
skiier chic...(my ariel)
umm i dunno what else to say....
kinda bored
lil thirsty....
...ohh my kingdom for a slurpee right about now!...lol
and ummmm the colors pink, black and green kick ass
FUNNY POEMs! and i don't know who they are by...but bravo to them!

Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in.


Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
I'm In Love But Not With You...
When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried
But All It Was...
Was Another Guy,
You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick...
I Said I Loved You
And You Thought It Was True,
But Guess What Baby?!
You Got Played Too!!


~@~ favorite quotes~@~
OMG OMG OMG JULIA!!! i can't beleive i forgot "I CAN'T BELEIVE HE'S NOT BUTTER!!!!"(our friend casey was sick forever!! and we were ina  comupter class last yr on msn and i was like i can't beleive hes not butter!like the kind ya eat only not!..WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT...it was funny good times good stuff!

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."   (Douglas Adams)

*Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.  (Anonymous)

On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"  (Anonymous)

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.   (Anonymous)

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.  (Anonymous)

If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!"  (Yogi Berra)

*(Calvin): People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world. (Hobbes): Isn't your pants' zipper supposed to be in the front?

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them. (William Clayton)

If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at all.   (Rodney Dangerfield)

One day as I came home early from work ..... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy .... Hey buddy .... why are you doing that for? He said .... Because you came home early.  (Rodney Dangerfield)

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.   (Rodney Dangerfield)

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.   (Rodney Dangerfield)

*"Men marry women with the hope they will never change. "Women marry men with the hope they will change. "Invaribly they are both disappointed."  (Albert Einstein)

"Is being an idiot like being high all the time?" - Janeane Garofalo

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. (Sacha Guitry)

Tell a man there are 300 Billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.  (Jarger)

*"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." - John Lehman (US secretary of the Navy)

*"Everything you see I owe to spaghetti." ~ (Sophia Loren)

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."  ( Ronnie Shakes )

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. (Lana Turner)

"The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!"?" - Bill Watterson (‘Calvin & Hobbes’)

*Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.  (Steven Wright)

*There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.  (Steven Wright)

What a nice night for an evening.  (Steven Wright)

*Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?  (Steven Wright)

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking fivemiles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we doesn't know where the hell she is. - Ellen DeGeneris

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.- Carol Leifer

Never say "Oops" in the operating room. - Dr. Leo Troy

Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words "large" or "size" with "rear end". Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. -Tim Allen

Never use while sleeping. -Instruction on Conair hair dryer

Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts. -Ruth Gordon

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jack*ss, and I'm just the one to do it." -A congressional candidate in Texas

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows. - Frederick Ryder

Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you. - Mrs. Patrick Campbell

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.


If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did." --Jack Handey

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby." --Also Jack Handey

Television is called a medium. This is because it is neither rare, nor well done

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that, you've got it made

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


why don't you light your tampon on fire, blow up your box, cause thats the only "bang" your gonna get!-movie Percilla

If you walked a mile in my shoes then you'd be crazy too!

Puddle Of Mudd
Blurry

Everything's so blurry
and everyone's so fake
and everybody's empty
and everything is so messed up
pre-occupied without you
I cannot live at all
My whole world surrounds you
I stumble then I crawl


"everyman is guilty for the good he did not do" -voltaire

'Love Is Like...A Knife, It Can Stab The Heart Or It Can Carve Wonderful Images Into The Soul That Will Last A Lifetime'

Don't Look For someone You Can See Yourself With. Look For Someone You Can't See Yourself Without'


"To be hurt, to feel lost
To be left out in the dark
To be kicked when you're down
To feel like you've been pushed around
To be on the edge of breakin down
When no one's there to save you
No you don't know what it's like
...Welcome to my life..."
      ~Simple Plan

*"As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your bestfriend and you might even fall in love with them. You'll blame a new love for things an old love did. You'll cry because time is passing so fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too hard, & love like you've never been hurt, cause every minute you spend mad or upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back."/*

~*~If the ocean were milk, and you were the cream i'd dive for you like a submarine!!!~*~

"Love is you, You and me, Love is what, we can be..."
-Love, John Lennon

it's better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for someone you're not" -- kurt cobain

Don't take life so seriously.It's not perminent

Stress is when you wake up screaming and then u realize u weren't asleep yet

Therapy is exspencive.Bubble wrap is cheap.You chose

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas!

Sarcasm, just another servise i offer!

"They say true love is just around the corner...i guess im just running in circles"
-Andy Frasco

LETS HAVE FUN PLAY WITH A LOADED GUN SHOOT UP BUT KILL NO ONE,CAUSE I WOULD FEEL LIKE SHIT-unwriten law

Your daddy works in porno
Now that mommy's not around
She used to love her heroin
But now she's underground
So you stay out late at night
And you do your coke for free
Drivin' your friends crazy
With your life's insanity-Guns N Roses

you dont die from a broken heart u only wish u did"
-Sondra Shelby

I have to get over you because you will never be mine, but knowing my luck, just as I get over you, you'll be falling for me
-Sondra Shelby

In everyone's past there is a love they can't get over and a summer where it all began
-Sondra Shelby

love
1 a (1): strong affection for another arising out of kinship or personal ties.
(3): affection based on admiration,benevolence, or common interests.

its better to have loved and lost then to have lived with the pyscho the rest of your life!


everyone seems so normal then u getta know them!

God only created man first because everyone needs a rough draft before a master peice!!(master peice a.k.a women)-iunno some really smart person

He should know that "ummm ok" means NO u fucker!-Julia and me!

Love is when 1 soul inhabits 2 bodies

duct tape is like the force...its got a dark side...a light side...and it holds the world together-Ariel

Stephanie:HOLLY WAKE UP! WAKE UP HOLLY!!LOOK AT THE PRETTY SUNRISE!!!!
Holly H MY FUCKING GOD...THE SUN RISES OVER THERE*points the oppisite direction Stephanie was showing her* U MORON! U WOKE ME UP FOR THAT!!

HAHAHA ...good times good stuff



ouch! i just got a sharp pain in my arm  ....oh well its gone now....hmmm
if your still reading this u must be as bored as i am now.....

Stephanie is a dork ...i've known her 9 yrs...she writes on here too but im not sure how to spell her SN thinger so i wont tell you eh?


P.S no i don't want a stripper!(that means you stephanie.... NO!)
( )     ( )   <<<<< reminds me of stripper music!!! it was inspired!
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~*~AboUt Me~*~
Well, i live in a small nothing town in alaska.
~!~Favorites~!~
book: wild magic
bands i listen to: sublime
nirvana
smile empty soul
shine down
goo goo dolls
unwriten law
blink 182
linkin park
NIN
relient K
sum 41
weezer
yellowcard
tool (only like one song ticks and leeches)
offspring
sugarcolt
MY NEW LOVE GREEN DAY
and lots lots lots more but i can't think of em right now

sport:snowboarding...and im going to be taking belly dancing lessons soon thats gonna be awsome.
best friends: Stephanie,Holly, Sarah,Bob,Hilary, Ariel,Alex ~$~LOVE YOU GUYS!~$~
favorite person:Adam Johns  
ummm i like to draw a bit too

most my poems are writen when i need to get some sort of emotion out of my system.... enjoy!....
PS
WEEE thats my tripped out colored picture!!!



HMMMMM..IMMA BITCH IMMA LOVER IMMA CHILD IMMA MOTHER IMMA SINNER IMMA SAINT I DO NOT FEEL ASHAMED..IM YOUR HELL IM YOU DREAM IM NOTHING INBETWEEN YOU KNOW YOU WOULDN'T WANT IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!

THIS JUST IN: i HATE it how all my gurl friends (friends that are gurls) always put their boyfriends first...NEWS FLASH your friends have been there for you long before and will be there for u long after he's gone!....none of you seem to get that!and u still put him first  makes me sad since im like the ONLY one without a guy right now and it sucks worser(yes i said worser) cause i don't want one!
.....IF n e one wants to talk to me

                   ~*~ShoUt OutS~*~
       (not in any particular order of importence)

Stephanie(AKA my Love Bunny..lol)We've been through HEEPS of crap over the last 8 yrs and i just want you ot know i'm sorry for being a evil wench in the 6th grade and making your life a living hell.I don't know who i would be if i hadn't had you in my life stephanie ...i love to death!love always-"bubble bath girl"

Ariel(AKA..well all i got is Ariel): Damn gurlie i'd love to say you've grown up alot since you were my neighbor, but lying ain't my style  haha! just messing with ya.We've had alot of good times..alot of weird 3 in the morning talks.you've helped me get through alot when i lived next to you!I love you forever and for always!

Holly(my beast):Holly, Holly, Holly... where to begin?well i geuss the begining will work.lol.you've gone through a lot in the last year..and dragged my ass along for the rollar coaster ride.But we made it 9 yrs and still going strong!lol.We're like in a marrige that somehow we can't get out of.Only its a platonic marrige(no sex)...and we can't get divorced we're just plain and old stucked!But thank you for all the good times.Your one of the nine people in the world that i REALLY trust and love to absolute death...Sorry to the other about 6 billion people you just haven't made the cut... the whole don't know you thing kinda  is getting in the way, it puts a wall there!LOL

Alex (lol my peaches N cream)Hey gurlie i love you, you've been through hell and back so many times and your such a strong person.I admire your strength.Your a sweet (i would say innocent but like i said earlier lying ain't my style).I love you and that baby girl you brought into this world. I'll always be there for you alex!And baby girl arianna the cutest little baby EVER!


Yahoo: p0r5ch3_2007
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baby, your the reason i live, laugh, cry and die.......(think about that!)