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Heyloo
My name is Lauryn
*shakes hand like mad and grins widely*


Once you're able to see things my way
Everythings fluffin' adorable

♥♥ . . . . . WTF!! So Your Afraid Of PICKLES hmmmm . . like i could understand if your like molested by one :L :L OMG OMG Ima Mill A Pickle At Your Face

I Love Licking Envelopes n Smellin Stuff
And Yes Im Retarded...
Retarded Like A Fox

♥ Love ♥
| Higurashi no Naku Koro ni | Elfen Lied | Ouran High School Host Club | Harry Potter | Potter Puppet Pals | Naruto | Neon Gensis Evangelion | Bleach | Cardcaptor Sakura | Futari Wa Pretty Cure | Deathnote | DeviantArt | Fanfictions | Beesnipes Plotless Series | Photography | Writing | Make-up | Art work | Manga | The Sims 2 | Music | Editing | Roleplay | Song Fics | Harry/Draco | LxLight | L [[Lawliet]] | Lolita | Rainbows | Jeffree Star | Nintendo | Yoshi | Kirby | Bananas | Gloomy Bear | The Young Ones | Lee Evans | Mock The Week | Final Fantasy | Professor Remus Lupin | Hugs && Cuddles | Texting | Pineapples | Silk Quilt Covers | Giggle Fits | Building Dens With Rebecca Cause We're Cool Kids | Hello Kitty Peppermints | Coffee | My Moo Moo Cow Water Bottle | The Sound Of Rain && Thunder | Weekends | The Kilkenny Cat | Black Magic && Frogs Lotion. xD |

• Hate •
| Predjudism, Sterotypes, Racism and Discrimination | Critism | The Munchies | Having No Food In The House When I'm On The Munchies | Peodophiles | Being Pestered | Writers Block | Screwing Up A Decent Bit Of Artwork | Show Offs | Simple Minded People | Reality | Back Talkers | My Self Confidence Issues | Sims 2 Crashing | Homework | Coursework | Housework | Any Form Of Work-Work | Being Really Hot | Freezing My Butt Off | Not Being Able To Sleep And Having To Watch The Food Channel At Four In The Morning Learning How Prunes Can Be Made As An Enjoyable Snack For All Your Digestive Track Needs. |

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THINGS TO DO IN A LIFT


1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your mobile?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

23) MAKE a really bad joke then laugh hysterically at it as if it was really funny

and hope you dont get kicked out of the building by security xD

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