Hello.
My name is Patrick Walz and I am an electric human.
Shauna, my wife, is the apple of my eyepiece, the starting point and the end.
Shauna and I have a son named Xavier Leone who is a curly creature from Mars.
We also have a set of twins:
Maxwell Skye, who is a rhinoceros with the heart of a sugar glider.
And Kaya Rane, whose beauty will eventually crush empires. She is the most feminine tomboy on Earth.
Me,
I have a perfect driving record.
My favorite stimulant is music.
I have rolled where no man has rolled before.
I breakdanced in 1983.
I raved in 1989.
I raved and breakdanced in 2004.
I will never stop using the word "foxy".
Or "fresh". or "gangsta". or "rad".
I am inspired by other people's intolerance.
My wife and I thought TITANIC was hilarious.
I wore thicks.
I have 28 tarantulas.
My heroes are Tommy Chong and Paul Reubens.
Uncle Sam is my literary whipping-boy.
I wrote "Fuck Preps" in everyone's yearbook.
As a bud becomes a flower so the stoners become the bud.
In my head I have a million stories waiting to be written.
Yup. In my head.
I need to hurry up and get famous.
because I dropped acid right on its ever-loving head, baby.
NOW LET THE SKELETON WEDDING BEGIN!!!
My name is Patrick Walz and I am an electric human.
Shauna, my wife, is the apple of my eyepiece, the starting point and the end.
Shauna and I have a son named Xavier Leone who is a curly creature from Mars.
We also have a set of twins:
Maxwell Skye, who is a rhinoceros with the heart of a sugar glider.
And Kaya Rane, whose beauty will eventually crush empires. She is the most feminine tomboy on Earth.
Me,
I have a perfect driving record.
My favorite stimulant is music.
I have rolled where no man has rolled before.
I breakdanced in 1983.
I raved in 1989.
I raved and breakdanced in 2004.
I will never stop using the word "foxy".
Or "fresh". or "gangsta". or "rad".
I am inspired by other people's intolerance.
My wife and I thought TITANIC was hilarious.
I wore thicks.
I have 28 tarantulas.
My heroes are Tommy Chong and Paul Reubens.
Uncle Sam is my literary whipping-boy.
I wrote "Fuck Preps" in everyone's yearbook.
As a bud becomes a flower so the stoners become the bud.
In my head I have a million stories waiting to be written.
Yup. In my head.
I need to hurry up and get famous.
because I dropped acid right on its ever-loving head, baby.
NOW LET THE SKELETON WEDDING BEGIN!!!
- Last seen on Aug 2 3:39 PM. Member since January 28, 2005.
- I'm a lapisLazuli dream poet for 356 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is "Thanks for the sour persimmons, Cousin.".
- I am a 35 year old man from Virginia (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm Patrick the Library guy.
- Visit my homepage at Ka-pow!!!
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he feels power from the sky
like the fire served in brothels;
the magnitude of their sighs. -
Faint Lily in darkness, light-caste intruder
doth quietly, deliberately dwell. -
The wind is howling
over the hickory city59 lines, 15 comments, January 28, 2005. In Society
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For months Trent had been trying to find the perfect bike path, and at last he had found it.1639 lines, 1 comment, April 3. In 600-2000 words, Horror
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I was there, an arms length from the impeccable sexpot and her long cigarettes.
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Staring deeply into the eyes of his hangman, the phantasmal smile stretched back further still, to the edge of each ear.
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sweet arrival on May 6omg... you describe you and your family in such a wonderful way... i loved reading it. and i dont go to many homepages, let alone read them and on top of that, leave a guestbook entry!!! i dont know, i'm just like that. but this was wonderful...so i had to just had say it.
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Eringo on July 14, 2006Ya, silly.. I can never get in touch with you... Send me an email address or something, would ya?
His name is John, no NOT Jon
We started talking in Feb, met in March, became exclusive in April, started technically living with me in May, got engaged and gave up his apartment in July and we are getting married in Sept.
yes... THIS YEAR
And don't worry.... this will NEVER change our fantasies -
Patrick Walz on July 13, 2006HOLY FUCKING SHIT!! I know I was out of the loop for a while, but YO!
Congratulations! You must intimate all that has happened in the last few months. WhoWhaWhen et cetera! Tally hoo! Tell me, Tell me, Tell me.
I'm more than happy for you, but I hope this doesn't change anything between us in my fantasies. (el wink-o)!
Much love,
Me! -
Eringo on July 12, 2006Hey, just wanted to drop you a line and tell you that I am getting married.
also wanted to let you know that everyone posts over at Dreadcentral.com the horror channel had a break down... You missed it, it was messy.
Hope all is well for you and your family
sending tons of love.
Jen
