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So I guess this is the part where I tell you all about me, right? Okay, feel free to stop reading...now! Hmm...well I'm a generally happy person, and I have a lot of love to give, and everytime someone new comes into my life, my heart creates more, so it never has to be divided, only multiplied. I drip with Charisma and Ingenuity, and can talk and charm myself out of virtually any trouble I ever get into. I'm boycrazy, but I'm married, so things can tend to get incredibly complicated. I love my husband, though, so don't try to think you can sneak your way in here. I'm often away from AP, we don't have internet at my house, but the drama still finds me, and quite frankly there are more than a few people on this site that have severely disappointed me. Let's see what else...I'm incredibly blessed. I have amazing friends. Some of them at least.

There are several friends of mine who will tell you that I am an angel. Don't believe them. I have no wings and I sin just like everyone else. I'm just blessed. I have amazing friends and an amazing life. Things get hard for me just like they do you...sometimes harder than I think I can handle, but my friends...my angels...always make sure I get through just fine. Thank you guys. Without you I'd be nothing.

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This is JimBob.  I love JimBob.  Very much.

Imposing Snail:

Sunshine Singer:

evilbatwoman:

can-i-make-a-comment:

Sunshine Singer: It's like a smiley chain

Sunshine Singer: I'm so putting that on my page

Rejected Easter Egg: I'm not a douche

Rejected Easter Egg: I don't cling to your mom's vagina

Fatally Gorgeous: yes, yes you are

Sunshine Singer: Yes...yes you are.

can-i-make-a-comment: world=AP

Treid-Markd-Liar: ...a long time ago...in a galaxy far away...

Patched Up Ragdoll: Yer mom...failed.

Doom Fridge: Once upon a time there was a man named Phil, and another man named Dani. They were in love, but one day a beautiful princess walked past the two and Phil feel in love and Dani vomited. After Dani vomited, Phil didn't love him anymore, so Phil threw a leperchaun corpse at Dani, and decided to marry the beautiful princess named Chey. Because Chey was hotter than Dani. But the secret was that Chey and Dani made babies. The babies grew and grew and all of the sudden B A M....The world exploded the end.

Great Executioner V:

Rejected Easter Egg:

Electric Sunrise:

Doom Fridge: *imwithstupid

Zombie Bad Boy Likes when Kels pokes my bewbs.

Rejected Easter Egg:

Patched Up Ragdoll:

young lyrical:

The Anonymous:

Rejected Easter Egg: way to ruin the dancing nonny

Levanna: fact. . .

Sunshine Singer: fiction. . .

WolvenCryOfDespair: surreal

Levanna: scifi

Salt Therapy: abstract

shadowlyn infinitas: stranger than fiction?

Sunshine Singer: Lmfao this is going on my page

XSilent-DeathX: excuse me ragdoll???

Patched Up Ragdoll: You're excused.

AlbinoNinjaPenguin advises people not to buy thongs. they ride up.

Black Lethe Blossom: I'm buying a whole giaganta bag of them tomorrow.

Imposing Snail: Of thongs?

Black Lethe Blossom: The lollipops, not the thongs

Calamatous Claws: And fine. You're not invited Kellena!
KelleBear:
KelleBear:
Calamatous Claws:
MetallicAcid:

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People special to me:

Nephlim-my Dashing Damsel in Distress. Fair Dulcinea. This is one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet. No I take that back, she IS the sweetest girl you will ever meet. She is precious to me, and if you harm her I will find you.

Alyx Cosnahan-My Tacooo. What a sweetheart, she's too pretty to not be dear to me.

Celadoran-  Ethan is fucking rad.  But he can take care of himself, so I don't need to threaten.

Narcissus in Chains-"You're so beautiful, with and edge and charm."

Saint Cosnahan-My Saint. I worry about him.

Matisera -Manesa is amazing. She has gotten me through a lot of rough times, and I swear she will kick your ass if you mess with her, I won't have to.

Piccola-My Gramz.  She's an amazing poet, and the best Grandmother I could ever have asked for.

Captain Suicide-El Capitan.  W00t!  He's absolutely amazing, and is helping me a lot with everything I'm struggling with.  

MaddHattress- Niko...what can I say? I love her so much, and I don't know how I got by the past ten months without her.  I've missed her so much, and I'm so glad I've got her again.   This time I'm not letting her go.  So don't screw with her, because I won't just let it happen

Riftkin- My AP mom. She's like the super rogue of the century, I adore her.

Angelina Avaritia- Dani, omfg, me and this chick have a past. We have been through serious rough patches in our friendship, but I'm glad that I've been able to be there for her, and that I'm a person she goes to for advice. Thanks for the great memories, Terror Twin. ILY!

Random Master- Mastah! Omg, this guy lemme tell you. He's like Mr. Nostalgia. Everytime I talk to him I get the sudden, overwhelming urge to watch Ducktales. He's a really great friend, and if you don't know him, you're missing out.

Beautiful Calamity- Kit Kat! Omg. She is amazing. One of the best friends I have ever had, I am truly blessed to have her in my life. You mean so much to me, you don't even know. Glad I found you! Love you Equal!

Salt Therapy- Salty Sizzle! My feelings about this decadent female can be summed up here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUm5VVrncDs and here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TiQCJXpbKg. She's epic, like me. She and I are in the same boat together and I am glad to have her to lean on, just as she has me to lean on. "You sit and lean your back up against me, and I'll sit and lean my back up against you, and that way neither of us have to sleep with our heads in the mud."

Vhoori the Goblin- Moonbeam. "The Moonlite never fails to light my path. the Moon always shines so that I am not alone. If the Moon should crumble, all the world would crumble with it. So let me keep my Moonlite, for without her, I wouldn't be whole." She is...Shiney. One of these days I'm going to steal her away. She's sweet and loving, and you couldn't ever find a better friend. Anyone who isn't thrilled to have the gift of her love is a damned fool. I would give so much just to see her smile. I've never dreamed to have a better little sister. She's never, not once, let me down, and I miss her like crazy now that I don't have internet. Every day that I don't get to talk to her my heart freezes just a little.

Pirate Of The East - My Sex Hair! Ensuring that at least something about my physical appearance is appealing, he never fails to make me grin. He's an amazing friend and I adore him.

Fatally Gorgeous - Kellena. Wow. What to say...here lately she and I have gotten a bit close. I adore her and am thrilled that she's found someone whom she loves.

Silkster - I don't even know what your current name is but here you are on my page anyways. She is so sweet. I didn't even know her but she always said hello to me in the Drama Box and gave me a . Please, don't screw with her. I'd hate to have to break your toes

D-Town-Poet - Patrick. Oh lord This boy lemme tell you. Freaking adorable as hell, sweetest guy you'll ever meet...if you can get past the asshole part of him. I adore him

non existant - Munkis...uhm...Kay you're mentioned.

WickedJester- My Secret Keeper. He knows things about me you only wish I'd share with you And I love him dearly. So please, refrain from messing with him. I don't like to be upsetted. *steals pillow*

Rejected Easter Egg-Eggethmeister. I adore this hard boiled delight, and would go to extreme lengths to see her shell crack into a smile I LOVE JOO!

Doom Fridge-Freezer. I heart her stories

Animal-Animal Cracker.  Hurray! I truly do adore cuddling in cages with him! He's super amazing and has the most epic piercing thingies on his back.

Electric Sunrise- Phil!!!! He's prettier than I am, and I adore him! He's always a voice of reason when anyone is being unreasonable...THAT MEANS HE'S GOOD AT GIVING ADVICE! He's good at just listening, but honestly, he's too hot to talk to without drooling lol! Anywho when he tells you to do something, you'd better do it, because otherwise you're not so much in his good graces anymore, and that would make anyone cry for a week

The odd one- Ickus. She's suuuuch a sweet heart, and sooooper key-oot! I absolutely adore her and every time I talk to her I smile a little. You'd be an idiot to not love her.

Phantom Light- Justin!  Uncle Drako pwns face.  I lurve him dearly and he's always been able to make me grin.  Don't mess with him, or I'll sic Paris Skyle on you

Grandmaster G- Gio!  Gio pwns, even if he is more intelectually advanced than I am! 

The Anonymous- Anonymousse!  Pwnage.  Free that Burmese chick!

Sidewinder- Bill rocks.  He's always so kind and curteous and willing to pipe in with anything you're talking about, even if he doesn't really get it he tries to.  I adoooore Bill, so don't try to mess with him.  He's a CB Vet and your ass will get pwnt.

Fulabeans- Dustin!  Wow, what to say now that things have blown over.  He and I have been through a lot of shit, gone through periods of not speaking because of shit that's happened, and our friendship still found it's way through.  There are things I won't ever be able to put into words, but I don't have to, we understand each other. 

Zombie Bad Boy - Mattikins!  My little brother, who always looks out for me.  I'd do a lot for this boy, his happiness makes me smile.  I love him like I would love a brother, which makes sense because he's my brother!  I'm so proud of him, and sleep easier every night knowing he's out there busting ass for our safety.  I LOVE YOU BRO!  He drew this for me

Jehdin tal Darasin - Did I spell that right?  I can't ever remember.  Jeh is such a sweetheart.  She's my RP character's one true love and I adore her, with her little bronze tail end.  I've known her for a couple of years now I think and she's always been there for me, even when she thought I was being an idiot and making a bad decision.  I'll never thank her enough for what she's done, and besides, she's funn as hell, AND AND!  She's an amazing artist.  You should IM her and see if she'll show you her deviant art.

I own Kit Kat. She is mine. Shut the hell up if you don't like it.

If you're not on this list, I may have forgotten you, so let me know, otherwise you have to earn your way up there.

 

Maiden, Maiden, on a ledge,
Don't stand so close to the edge,
Don't get so close to the brink,
The distance down too far I think,
For if you fall to rocks below,
The world would never get to know,
The noble heart that beats within,
And cries against the pain and sin,
That is so rampant on this earth...



Maiden please, you have great worth.





Maiden, Maiden, with a blade,
Look at all the cuts you made,
Scars that go into the soul,
Agony beyond control,
Vain attempt that always fails,
To bring peace when life assails,
God, don't let your lifes light fade,



Maiden please, put down the blade.





Maiden, Maiden, on the run,
There is also good and fun,
Hidden in this silly world,
Live your life with sails unfurled,
Laugh at all these angry fools,
Raise some hell! Break some rules!
Find  the strength for one more day,



Maiden, please dont fly away.

The above is a poem written for me by my dear friend Rakerman1, thanks for all of your support. 

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