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"Ecstasy is a glassful of tea and a piece of sugar in the mouth."
~ Alexander Pushkin.


Everything is perverted.

Everything.


"A little princess... It's always tea-time..."
~ Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll.

"If you are cold, tea will warm you;
If you are too heated, it will cool you;
If you are depressed, it will cheer you;
If you are excited, it will calm you."


I get excited when hearing about murders - victims and their killers,
excited in a childish way, I mean.

Like that little girl winning a stuffed toy at a carnival excited.

I also get like that concerning fairies, and certian books.

I also very much enjoy the smell of books.

It calms me.

And, if you haven't guessed it; I'm obsessed with tea.

I drink up to 15 or more, cups a day. Not counting the times where I'm up all night, by the by, as that also counts as a day, but not in the same sense.

Hitler goes to his doctor and he says:
"Doctor!
Every time I give one of my impassioned speeches to the fatherland, I ejaculate! What should I do?"
And the doctor says:
"Hitler!
Don't change a thing!
If you did not ejaculate every time you give one of your impassioned speeches to the fatherland, those same speeches would, somehow, not come off quite so powerfully."

~ Melora Creager.



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  • uglyfetus on September 5
    YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hooray for people who rock. Yeah i really need to write some new poems.
    Just wanted to stop by and tell you that for no reason
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  • lovergirl16 on August 1
    Hey girl, is that better? i wanted to write a little about myself, then my plans was to start writting poems after that! Do you like them? i still have a lot to write about! But there is just a little of my mind so far, what do u think? There ok, i have better plans for my poems though, i am going to get more into detail with them, and show people what i really have in mind when i write.!
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  • Converse Queen on July 27
    Hey have you heard of Emilie Autumn? I'm sure that you'd enjoy her music.
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  • nine stab on June 8
    I must say that there are really no adjectives I can use to describe what I think about your poetry.Such talent is very rare.Thank you for sharing your art with the rest of us.
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