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♥ God is Love
Love is light
Light is life
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Life is spirit
Spirit is eternal

"The only people who are worth your tears will never make you cry."

"The perfect man for me is not the one who is perfect, but the one for whom my love is perfect."

"Each day is a new life, to the wise man."

"Love is an attempt to change a piece of a dream world into reality."
-Theodor Reik


QUOTES BY DAVE BARRY

"I can win any argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me."

"You can only be young once. But you can always be immature."

"Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath."

"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face."

"Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet."

"Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business."

"Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting."

"I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford."

"Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice."

"The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates."

"The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television."

"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-avarage drivers."

"The problem with winter sports is - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter."

"The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species."

"We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail."

"What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers."


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Be ye wise as a Serpent.