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Life is a book an you are its author

Welcome to my page

Sup. I'm Crystal. I'll try and keep it short and sweet.
- Narnia. My main passion for about 6 or 7 years now.
- Taylor Swift - I love her. She's beautiful, talented, and my inspiration.
- Adam Lambert - Sexiest Man alive, super beautiful, gorgeous, adorable, and my other inspiration.
- Tommy Joe Ratliff - Just as sexy as Adam except claims he's straight XD
- Team Jacob - Always have been, always will be
- The Tomorrow Series - love the books, love the movie
- Proud Swifty, Narniac, Glambert, Twilighter etc
- Adommy Lambiff - the cutest thing EVER. adorable ♥
- I'm dedicated...
- Author, Poet (yes, I've been published 4 times), Fan Artist and Photographer
- I also like Disney Channel, Channel [V], CMC, TBBT, and Hamish and Andy
- Sims 3 (although I dont get much time to play it)
- Ice Skating
- Listening to music (my ipod goes where i go)
- Twitter and Facebook (very addictive)
- I HATE Homophobics!!
- I dont swear
- Not fond of the colour pink
- I like quotes
- Junk food, reading, writing, chocoholic, drawing
- I'm a negative person

Follow Me On Twitter: http://twitter.com/#!/Narniakid


Be who you wanna be not what others wanna see

The greatest revenge in life is to accomplish what others say you cannot do

I love writing because you can open up and express all your feelings and hopes and dreams. And when you do it kinda makes you feel a bit better

You can learn a lot about me and my life by reading my work. For people who know me, it might surprise you. Oh well. I have a reputation to live up to.

Don't get offended, my fellow twilighters, but I'm Team Jacob. No offence, but Edward is an old, pale, dead, sparkling loser. By the way, I don't want to hear your Jacob bashing comments, so please post them somewhere

I believe there are different types of writers. There are some like my friends, Kyla and Paige, who can just sit down and write and write for however long they feel like,whenever they feel like. Then there are people like me. I can't just sit down and write. I have to wait for ideas and inspiration (also peace and quiet, consentration, and free time). Usually most of my inspiration and ideas come when I'm suppose to be sleeping :/

My Storywrite Family:
Little Sisters:...............narnia12, Ruffled Roses
Big Sisters:..................Sarin Rayne, love-life-peace
Little Brother:
Big Brother:..................Lieutenant Miller
Twin:.........................Neon.Rose
Cousins:......................CrystalFairyWings, orangpeeling
Neighbour:....................HaydenLaunter
Mum:
Stepmum:
Dad:.........................terrex
Stepdad:
Best Friends:................Chookfoot, belle980, rainforest
(Dead)Grandma:...............Psychotica
Grandpa:
'Adopted Scheming Sister':...Quiley
'Ninja Assistant':...........Carina.J.LR

If you would like to join my family, please leave a message!

I LOVE THESE COPY AND PASTE THINGYS! FEEL FREE TO COPY AND PASTE THEM!



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-PLEASE READ THIS-
My name is Sarah I am but three,
My eyes are swollen I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car
My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse My name he calls
I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,
I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late
His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy Murdered me.

We need to stop child abuse!
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im sorry if i...

CRY too much
SMILE too big
LAUGH alot
SING in the car
CUT my wrist
DANCE in the rain
SLEEP on the floor
TALK too loud
TRY too hard

just remember im me not you
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Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.
If you are an obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want; stay on the line while we trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 969696961001
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep. Or after the beep. Or before the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are far too busy to talk to you.

Every girl dreams that one day she will find a boy that does these things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someone’s life.

• leave her cute text notes.
• kiss her in front of your friends.
• trust her over everyone else.
• tell her she looks beautiful.
• look into her eyes when you talk to her.
• let her mess with your hair.
• touch her hair.
• just walk around with her.
• forgive her for her mistakes.
• look at her like she's the only girl you see.
• hold her hand when you're around your friends.
• when she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her.
• let her fall asleep in your arms.
• get her mad, then kiss her.
• tease her and let her tease you back.
• stay up all night with her when she's sick.
• watch her favorite movie with her.
• kiss her forehead.
• write her letters.
• when she's sad, hang out with her.
• let her know she's important.
• let her take all the photos she wants of you.
• kiss her in the pouring rain.
• when you fall in love with her, tell her,and when you tell her, love her like you`ve never loved someone before.

~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
6. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
7. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
8. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."