Mystical-Ways• Show poetry

Hello I' am 16 years old. Do not believe what this website tells you because it is WAY behind. Most of my poems come from
" the spur of the moment"
I am a very random girl who considers herself to be the 2% that is diffrent from the 98% that isnt. I do not watch the hills. I threw popcorn at the movie screen once a twighlight scene got too corny for my eyes. I love writing in any shape of form. I procrastinate and yet i attentively pay attention in class. I have a high vocabulary and yet i do not put it in use much. I got an advance in english on my SAT scores and yet it was the only subject i failed.

opposites are my hypocrites.

Spell check is my lovable enemy

Microsoft dose NOT work

Cna Yuo Reda tihs?

that's all about me so stop stalking.



By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.
You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.
You shalt have your opinions, but shalt not insult pairings.You shalt avoid them if you hate them.
You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.
You shalt paste this in your profile.

If you cried when Axel faded, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you cried when Shukaku was ripped from Gaara, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you cried when you foudn out Jiraiya died, paste this into your profile.

If you releated Jiraiya's death to Sirius's (Harry Potter), copy and paste this into your profile. - dude, i totally did! i was thinking, "man, first Harry loses his parents and finds out he has a godfather. and then his godfather dies. and then, Naruto doesn't have his parents, and when we find out Jiraiya's his godfather, he dies! UHG! whyyy, cruel world, whyyy? i loved Sirius Black and that pervy old coot! both were such awesome characters!! TT.TT "

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two mooses meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (AND FANART, OMFG!)

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. (we talk in code. no one knows what we're saying. sometimes i do this with my siblings instead, and then even my freinds don't get it. XDD)

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. (it's very natural, actually! Hideki --Chobits-- is known for it~!)

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (on everything, especially projects for school, chores, contests, my writing ... XD)

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (i'm Kitsune, another freind is Inu, another is Neko, and there is more and more ... we all go by animals, LoL.)

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off while the preps died.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, Big Green Eyes, akkiangel, LunaHilary, singergirl221, Vixen Of The Flame,-a-lost-cause-317-, Silver Element, BlueSkyHeaven, Sabaku no Rebecca, FullMoonAtMidnight, IXLoveXGaaraXNaruto, Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenan666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Astra Ranyl, String, FlamingDoritos, knightcrest, TeddyRuxpin, Freakin'idiot, Mystical-Ways

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutly no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

I solemnly swear that anyone that flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree, copy this into your profile.

if you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny (like someone dying or crying), put this in your profile.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

I cdnuot blveiee taht i cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phannmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at a Cmabgrdie Uniervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the fisrt and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses and you can raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the hmaun mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and i awlyas toghuht slpelnig was ipmorantt! Taths so cool!

An ou ead his? F o, hen t roves hat ou on’t eed he irst etter f a ord or a entence o ake ense o our rain.
((Can you read this? If so, then it proves that you don't need the first letter of a word for a sentence to make sense to your brain.))

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Y is for youth, 'cause we don't like 'em old...
A is for... (or so I've been told).
O is for "Oh, yeah, baby...you're so hard!"
I is for insane, 'cause that's what we all are!

If your parents ask what 'yaoi' is, tell them it stands for "Young Academics On Ice."

Ten reasons why a cucumber is better than a man!

1. He doesn't snarl.

2. He doesn't have a mother.

3. He's hard for a week.

4. He's only 29 cm in length.

5. He isn't jealous when you're having fun.

6. He isn't mad when you have higher paying at work.

7. He doesn't hit on your friends.

8. He doesn't stink like beer.

9. He doesn't come home late.

10. You can eat him whenever you want, and then get a new one.