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MySmileIsARifle

Without writing I can't function.

  • Last seen on May 16 11:41 AM 2007. Member since July 22, 2005.
  • I'm a diamond love poet for 189 comments.
  • My mood is , and quote is "are you suggesting cocoanuts' migrate?".
  • I am a 24 year old girl (usa)
  • When I'm not writing, I'm a student.
  • I have 189 comments, 2 contests, 12 poems

My Poetry

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  • I sit here often
    wondering where your at.
    16 lines, 5 comments, August 4, 2005. In Personal
  • your hair is soft,
    unlike your eyes,
    10 lines, 9 comments, August 3, 2005. In Other
  • Baby's gotta new cell phone;
    callin him at nine
    17 lines, 3 comments, August 1, 2005. In Angst
  • We dance around,
    while others dance within
    10 lines, 2 comments, August 1, 2005. In Other

Guest Book

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  • Cactus Matt on September 30, 2005
    Okay, so I talked to my friend in northern FLA and he said we could have a wonderful wedding there... only two problems -
    1) My friend is a minister in the church of anal intercourse enthusiasm, so I will have to pay him in... well, you know.
    2) The truck stop buffet closes at 10:00, so we need to find an after hours (or in this case after-early-ass-in-the-evening) friendly festivity for (at least my half of) the wedding guests because (again, at least my half of) the wedding guests are gonna wanna get SOOOOOO DAMN WASTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, and be careful. If you have any pets, my Uncle Don may try to sell them for crack. Other than that, just pick a date.
  • Cactus Matt on August 26, 2005
    Soooo... I've been considering your marriage proposal and I've decided to warn you of three things first:
    NUMBER ONE - Whether you like it or not, good or bad, you WILL become fodder for future poetry.
    NUMBER TWO - I fart in bed - A LOT (see my piece entitled "STINKY SLEEPOVER SONGS")
    NUMBER THREE - Well, fuck, I'm a poet. Who the fuck would ever want to marry a poet.

    If you can handle these three things, we can now begin our courting rituals. With any luck we'll be in Vegas by New Years!
    WOOO HOOO!!!!!!
  • xdevilstailx on August 6, 2005
    thank you! can you let all your friends read this poem too? thanks
  • MySmileIsARifle on August 3, 2005
    I am a huge huge huge john frusciante fan

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