Whatever you write may be misconstrued.
Oh well,
peace through laughter, dears.
A blonde diary...
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.January
Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
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.February
Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....
Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!
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.March
Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"
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.April
Trapped on escalator for hours .... power went out!!!
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.May
Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of
water won't fit into those little packets!!!
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.June
Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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.July
Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later,
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
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.August
Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....
car swamped because soft-top was open.
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.September
The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
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.October
Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
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.November
Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour
per pound and I weigh 108!!
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.December
Couldn't call 911 . "duh".....there's no "eleven"
Button on the stupid phone!!!
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