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HEY I'M BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN!

I think I'm about to start writing again. That makes me rather happy. And I have realized that I am a xanga/returnedlivejournal whore. So go visit that site. Hint: my username is the same everywhere.

So my life in the past million years:

1. I am still mormon
2. I am hungry
3. I am bad with staying current with this.... so talk to me online instead. sn: Mormonmoshpit. If you're hot and a guy, feel free to im me. ;-) I've had one take on this, but boy the fun we have!

I write on the spur of the moment... mainly during class as I feel that I will never need to know about teddy Roosevelt's favorite type of pie.  As you can tell by the name, I am a Mormon. And to answer some of the questions I've been asked about said religion:

No, Mormons do not have magical powers. They can not
A: fly  
B: use laser-vision nor can they
C: look through walls. (but sometimes I wish I could!                              

Yes, it is true that all Mormons are extrememly attractive. This fact is proven by looking at me! haHA                          

Moving away from those "crazy mormons"... Here are some of my favorite authors on this site:

Author the first: Darianna i wuv woo!
Author the second: AngelSuicide15      
Author the third: Blue-eyed-blonde         
Author the second: LadyXofX9XLives    
Author the second: Cinara      
Author the second: Pockets     RAW EMOTION!
Author the fourth: JesusChrist        
Author the fifth: silentsiren      
Author the sixth: Wolfbane    
Author the seventh: RetardedPuppiez  
Author the eighth: TwiztedandAlone  
Author the ninth: Whims  
Author the tenth: what was it.. MindOphelia? well, it is now.   
Author the eleventh: rhiannon 11  
Author the twelfth:  COULD BE YOU! With seven easy payments of just $99.95!          

There's probably some other people in there.... but I'm not very accurate with my friending.                       

I live in Illinois... there's nothing at ALL to do here except write poetry or eat. I am a master at both. lol. My lifelong dream is to be a sexologist! or... a dairy farmer! Both are equally exciting! COWS! MOO! You know... Someone should give me a thousand dollars... cuz with a  thousand dollars I'd be a millionaire... and I could buy all the important things... like LOVE!


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  • Last seen on Nov 16 3:25 AM 2006. Member since June 21, 2003.
  • I'm a carnelian hope poet for 119 comments.
  • My mood is , and quote is "Potato Salad All Night Long!".
  • I am a 16 year old girl (USA)
  • When I'm not writing, I'm a slacker.
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  • kissjess : Hey there fellow mormon... how you doing? on May 5, 2007
    Hello! My name is Lynne, and I'm an official with The Latter Day Saints LDS Mormons group and wanting to know if you would care to join. We really want to get this group going! But for that to happen quicker, we need to alert the members of the church that there IS an AP group for them. Here's the link:
    http://allpoetry.com/board/show/Group+board+Latter+Day+Saints+++LDS++Mormons
    Thank you, and have a Blessed Day!
  • on March 27, 2006
    you know, you're not really a mormon because u may be physically baptised but that's it...u don't act it
  • kissjess on December 31, 2005
    DIE
  • babblinbrooke on August 6, 2005
    all mormons are attractive? I live in mormonville USA (salt lake city) and I would really like to point out the fallicies in this statement. mostly my entire ward. how are the mormons in IL though? I hear it's more fun out of Utah.

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