McFlurryAngel• Show poetry

A bit about meeeee before all the hacking commences My friends are the most important things in the world to me (next to family). So if anyone ever hurts one of them then I shall track you down and pee on you. Don't think I'm joking! My favourite colour is blue, I know all of the pokemon theme tune < one of my best friends (hannah) is James from Team Rocket whilst I am Jessie.
NO ONE IS MEOWTH YET!!!! SPACES ARE OPEN!!!!! Me ish a tomboy and damn proud of it! Tee hee!!!! < I'm weird, crazy and...yeah People give me music to listen to and I happen to fall in love with it!
Linkin Park is awesome! The Offspring
The Red jumpsuit apparatus < cant spell for me life!!!
Go Audio < mwah ha ha! 95% Percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5% yelling "Jump B itch, Jump!! i really mean it too jump b itch!!!!!!!!
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You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I say Amy Lee
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Gerard Way
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say Im Weird
I Say Im Different

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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I would not follow, I would be at the bottom to catch them when they fall.

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The best kind of friend is the kind you can sit on a porch and swing with, never say a word, and then walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.

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A true friend is someone who knows there's something wrong even when you have the biggest smile on your face.

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Hacked:

So to start, Lydia pole danced outside on a lamppost!
She has incredibly big breasts!
I have seen her naked ! - I was slightly turned on
I had pretend sex with her !- Secretly
And you thought you knew Lydia !!
And I will lovve her always x..
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Hackage-a-rooony!
Lozzz heree, just wanna say, hacking lydia is an apportunity for extreme sabatage- jookes. no seriously, i hate all of you. Lollage. No no, dont worry, it's not like i'd say that to your face. (behind your back maybe)
Love lyds, becuase she's worth it
She's actually quite cool. Scary at times, but awesome all the same.
Lovee ya Lyds, whats it been- 10 years?
Omg i sound OLD. Scaary.
Lovess x

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Page Hackage!!!! by the one and only fiancee

HEYA!!!
This is one gurly who reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally loves this chicky here,
=P i am seriously protective of friendys and Lydiii-chama is one of my bestest. =P
She is AWESOME!!! Pwettyful, CLEVER (yes, YES .. dont argue with me!) A great person and nice as.....pie!
She can always make me smile even if i feel worse than shit or if someone like that is talking to me=P its a gift i swear.
You'd be mad not to like her and even more insane not to get along with her.
She can be sooooooo random and is my telapathic partner......watch us play pictionary.....you'd run for your life. X.X
I seriously would not live without her.
Ahh something i betcha didnt know....she knows the whole of the pokemon theme tune off by heart and has a pink room with fairies on it! lol
Anyone hurt her i'll feed you to my pixie's alter ego in a stew...flavoured with mint.
=P
I love her so much and i hope she loves me too.
She CAN write really well and is super duper talented and if she doesnt see that then shes a DOUCHE BOUCHE BAG ohhhhhhhh burned.
I will stick to you as long as you stick to me.
LOVE YOU!!!!!!
hehehe.
<---for no reason =P

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Hacked by my Wifey:

Well Howdee Yo Peops Out There (:
Firstly..I would like to start off appologising if some of this doesnt make sence or the spelling is bad.. In my defence. My Dad hit me in the head with a shuttlecock and my sister smashed my elbow with her racket so its not my fault!
Anywhooooooooooo..
My gorgeous wifey.
She is funny, talented, smart, makes people smile, laff, such good fun to be around, she is just.. and angel. Truly. She deserves such amazing things in life. Such happiness.
And i know she is going to make everyone proud in everything she does. No matter what they may be.
I love this girl. So much. My heart smiles everytime i think of her or hear her name.
A true loyal friend. I feel sorry for all those thousands of people who aren't as lucky as me to have befriended her. Because i honestly dont know how i would cope without this amazing and breath-taking gurl.
And i am soo proud.. to call her my wifey. My best friend.. part of me.
And she is.. she is part of me. A part i cant function without. A part i wont function without.
We share so many memories.. some good.. some bad. But those just make us stronger..
But i dont need strength when i have this girl. She is all i need (:
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
P.S She doesnt suck at writing.. at all! she is delusional.. dont listen to her!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
P.S <-- dont diss man!

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This is just a nice message from Charley as he lays claim to this particular corner of Lyd's page. Now be nice to her or i shall have to waste my valuable calories hunting you down. All clear?
Goooood.
Charley
xxxxxx

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If you would jump in front of a bullet for your girlfriend, boyfriend,
ex-girlfriend, ex-boyfriend, best friend, family member, or just a
person you love, post this onto your page.

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╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your
║╩╣║║║║║ page if you are emo
╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ or support emos xx
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This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your profile to
help him on his way to world domination

If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
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If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile.
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If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.


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Paste this on your page if you can't spell.

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║██║ Put this ipod on your profile if you
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|………..| If you've ever pushed
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* •. .•**му ¢нємι¢αℓ яσмαи¢є*..* *
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ι'м иσт ∂єρяєѕѕє∂ ----- ι'м נυѕт αℓωαуѕ ѕα∂.
ι'м иσт ¢яуιиg ----- му єуєѕ αяє נυѕт fυℓℓ σf тєαяѕ.
ι’м иσт ℓινιиg ----- ι נυѕт кєєρ вяєαтнιиg.
ι'м иσт ѕтυρι∂ ----- ι נυѕт ∂σи’т gєт ιт.
ι’м иσт тяуιиg ----- ι’νє αℓяєα∂у gινєи υρ.
ι'м иσт ωєιя∂ ----- ι'м נυѕт ∂ιffєяєит.
ι'м иσт α яєвєℓ ----- ι נυѕт ∂σи’т тαкє σя∂єяѕ.
ι'м иσт α вєℓιєνєя ----- ι’νє αℓяєα∂у ℓσѕт нσρє.
ι'м иσт α fυ¢к υρ ----- ι נυѕт мαкє мιѕтαкєѕ.
ι'м иσт ємσтισиαℓ ----- ι נυѕт нανє α ℓσт σf fєєℓιиgѕ.
ι'м иσт α ¢υттєя ----- ι נυѕт fσυи∂ α ωαу тσ gєт яι∂ σf ραιи.
ι'м иσт ℓαυgнιиg ----- ι иєє∂ тσ ѕмιℓє fιяѕт
ι'м иσт ρєяfє¢т ----- ι ∂σи’т ωαит тσ вє.
ι'м иσт ιgиσяιиg ----- ι נυѕт ¢нσσѕє иσт тσ ℓιѕтєи.
ι'м иσт α gσѕѕιρ ----- ι нανє му σωи ℓιfє.
ι'м иσт ιмραтιєит ----- ι נυѕт ∂σи’т ℓιкє тσ ωαιт.
ι'м иσт тσυgн ----- ι נυѕт ∂σи’т тαкє ѕнιт.
ι'м иσт σριиισиαтє∂ ----- ι נυѕт νσι¢є ωнαт ι тнιик.
ι'м иσт qυєѕтισиιиg ----- ι נυѕт нανє му ∂συвтѕ.
ι'м иσт нι∂ιиg ----- ι נυѕт ωαит тσ ∂ιѕαρρєαя.
(Some of its true but I just really like the way it looks!)


FAKE FRIENDS: try to make you do something you don't want to
REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you don't have regrets
FAKE FRIENDS: call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: call your parents DAD/MOM
FAKE FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong
REAL FRIENDS: would sit next to you saying "Dang.... we screwed up... but that crap was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: are the reasons you never have food
FAKE FRIENDS: borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: keep you stuff so long they forget it's yours
FAKE FRIENDS: know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: could write a book about you with direct quotes from you
FAKE FRIENDS: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
REAL FRIENDS: will kick the whole crowds but that left you
FAKE FRIENDS: would knock on your front door
REAL FRIENDS: walk right in and scream " Hey!! I'M HOME!!"
FAKE FRIENDS: are for awhile
REAL FRIENDS: are for life
FAKE FRIENDS: will take your drink away when they think you've had enough
REAL FRIENDS:will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Drink the rest of that you know we don't waste nothin!
FAKE FRIENDS: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you
REAL FRIENDS: will knock them out
FAKE FRIENDS: would ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: will send this to all their real friends and hope to get it back



...Have You Ever...
[_] Smoked a cigarette
[_] Drank so much you threw up
[X] Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
[_] Been arrested
[_] Gone on a blind date
[_] Skipped school
[X] Seen someone die
[_] Been to Canada
[_] Been to Florida
[_] Been to Mexico
[X] Been on a plane
[X Been lost
[_] Been on the opposite side of the country
[_] Gone to Washington , DC
[X] Swam in the ocean
[X] Felt like dying....
[X] Cried yourself to sleep
[X] Played cops and robbers
[X] Recently colored with crayons
[X] Sang karaoke badly
[X] paid for a meal with only coins
[X] Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
[X] Made prank phone calls
[X]Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
[X] Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
[X] Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
[X] Danced in the rain
[X] Written a letter to Santa Claus
[_]Been kissed under the mistletoe
[_]Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
[X] Blown bubbles
[_] Made a bonfire on the beach
[_]Crashed a party
[X]Gone roller-skating
[X]Ice-skating



[X] I'm single
[_]I'm in a relationship
[X}I've had someone cheat on me.
[_] I've gone on a blind date.
[X] I miss someone right now.
[_] have a fear of commitment.
[X] I have a fear of abandonment.
[_] I've cheated in a relationship.
[_] I've gotten divorced
[X] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[X] I've told someone I loved them
[_] I've kept something from a past relationship.


Sexuality

[X] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
[X}I've had a crush on a teacher
[X] I am a cuddler.
[_] I love to flirt.
[_]I've been kissed in the rain. =]
[X] I've hugged a stranger.
[_] have kissed a stranger.


Honesty/Crime

[_]I am a terrible liar.
[X] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
[X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[_]I've snuck out of my house.
[X] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[X] I am keeping a secret from the world
[X] I've cheated while playing a game.
[X] I've cheated on a test.
[_] I've run a red light.
[X]I've been suspended from school.
[X] I've witnessed a crime.
[X]I've been in a fist fight.
[_] I've been arrested.
[X}I've shoplifted


Drugs/Alcohol

[X]I've consumed alcohol.
[_] I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
[X] I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
[_] I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
[X] I can't swallow pills.
[_] I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
[_]I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[X] I shut others out when I'm depressed.
[_]I take anti-depressants.
[_] I'm anorexic or bulimic.
[X] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[_] I'm addicted to adrenaline
[X] I've hurt myself on purpose
[_] I'm addicted to self harm
[X] I've woken up crying.
[X] I've cried myself to sleep.


Death and Suicide

[_] I'm afraid of dying.
[_] I hate funerals.
[_] I've seen someone dying.
[X] Someone i no has attempted suicide.
[_] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[_] I've attempted suicide.


Random

[_] I can sing well.
[_] I open up to others easily.
[_] I watch the news.
[_] I don't kill bugs.
[X] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
[X] I curse regularly.
[X] I sing in the shower.
[_]I am a morning person.
[_] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[_] I'm a snob about grammar.
[X] I am a sports fanatic.
[X] I twirl my hair
[_] i have x's in my screen name
[_] I love being neat
[_] I love Spam
[X] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
[_] I bake well.
[X] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
[X] I would wear pajamas to school.
[_] I like Martha Stewart. (who???)
[_] I am in love with love.
[X] I laugh at my own jokes.
[X] I believe in ghosts.
[_] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[X] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[X]I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[X] I am really ticklish.(depending on where)
[X] I bite my nails
[X] I play video games
[X] I'm good at remembering faces.
[_] I'm good at remembering dates.
[_] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

[X] My answers are totally honest


Ok I stole this from Karra-Mayy because I thought this would be a laugh < her poems are awesome

EMO
[x] you own at least 5 black shirts
[x] you like skinny jeans
[x] you’re listening to music right now
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before
[x] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/mp3/itunes
[x] Like the color black
[x] hate most girly girls
[x] have dyed ur hair dark
[x] sometimes like to be alone
[_] hate popular music
[x] keep hair in front of your face < sometimes when I have my fringe down
[x] have given people evil stares
[_] Hate your parents < ...hard to say
[x] Life sucks for you < not all the time
[x] have been called emo
[x] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue < I love the colour blue
[x] Complain a lot
[_] own a studded belt
Total: 15

PART TWO:

SLUT/MAN WHORE:
[_] own more than 10 minishorts
[_] have kissed more than 2 people in one night
[_] have been called a slut
[x] like to drink
[_] ever wear low cut shirts
[_] have been called a tease
[_] Flirt with every girl or guy!
[_] love the opposite sex
[_] Go to parties/sleepovers at least once a week
[_] own 5 tube tops
[x] Sit on the opposites lap
[_] you kiss because you think its fun
Total: 2

PART THREE:

JOCK:
[_] Own at least 5 jerseys
[x] Have 10 or more trophies
[_] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[x] Love sports
[x] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[x]Hardly wear makeup
[_] Have / had played lacrosse
[x] Play more than 2 sports
[x]Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
[_] You play/ played Basketball on a team
[_] You play/ played baseball-softball on a team
[_] You play/ played soccer on a team
[x] You run/ran track
[_]You play/ played football on a team
[_] Been called a jock
[x] Have set a record
[_] Are friends with your coach/pe teacher
[_] Love watching sports
[_]can do 15 pushups without getting tired
Total: 8

PART FOUR:

NERD:
[_] wear your pants at your waist
[x] have/had braces
[_]in advanced classes
[_] On Math team
[_] Have all A’s
[_] Like spending time with your parents, sometimes
[_] have been called a nerd as a joke
[_] are *annoyed* or bullied << ANNOYED YUP
[_] i like to learn
[_] Like your teachers
[_] Watch history channel
[_] never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird
[_]scared to talk to the opposite sex
[x] Dont have pics of yourself on myspace < Dont have a myspace.
[x] read a book a month
[x] You read on your last spring break
[_] Have your own website
[_] wear pocket protectors

Total: 5

Emo: 45%
Slut/Man Whore: 6%
Jock: 24%
Nerd: 15%

hmmmm not bad