MathiasThom• Show poetry

**** I'm experiencing dns server errors in my internet connection, so basically I don't have a working connection ,as of yet... I don't know how long this will last, but I'm looking into solutions to fix this retarded problem... 5/25/09 +UPDATE+ Found out my homophobic brother in law is blocking my computer access,thus killing my internet connection... Can you feel the love?

By the way, 2 people are ignoring me on this site... I find that hilarious,lol! I have no idea who I might have pissed off... Oh well... P ****


Don't believe everything you read, since I don't believe in everything I write...

If you feel awed,inspired,disgusted...GREAT!

Sometimes, I slip into another skin, to express other points of view...

Artistic liberty, lol

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I am bipolar... A term that sends most people running to the hills,lol

This quirkiness of my being is often reflected in my poetry...

So, feel inspired,and hang on!

It might be a bumpy ride...

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This is how every man should be treated by his man

To every guy who has said, "Sex CAN wait.
"
To every guy who has said, "You're handsome" to his man.

To every guy who was never too busy to drive across town to see his guy.

To every guy who gives his guy flowers and a card when his guy is sick or down.

To every guy who has given his man flowers just because that's how he feels.

To every guy who has said he would die for his guy.

To every guy who really would.

To every guy who did what his guy wanted to do.

To every guy who cried in front of his man. ....
To every guy in front of whom his guy has cried. ..
To every guy who holds hands with his man.

To every guy who kisses his man with meaning.

To every guy who hugs his guy when he's sad.

To every guy who hugs his guy for no reason at all.

To every guy who would give their jacket up for his guy.

To every guy who calls to make sure he got home safe.

To every guy who would sit and wait for his guy for hours just to see him for ten minutes.....
To every guy who would give his seat up...
To every guy who just wants to cuddle.

To every guy who reassured his guy that he is handsome no matter what.

To every man who told his secrets to his guy.

To every guy who tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.

To every guy who thought "maybe this could be the one.
"
To every guy who believed in his guy's dreams.

To every guy who would have done anything so that his guy could achieve them.

To every guy who never laughed at his guy when he told him his dreams.

To every guy who walked his man to his car and opened the door.

To every guy who gave his heart.

To every guy who prays that his guy is happy even if you are not with him.



Not many men appreciate nice guys anymore...

And because of this, there are not many left out there...

I guarantee 90% of the men who view your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image,selfish bastards...

If you are a nice guy repost this with:

"This is how every man should be treated by his man"

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Here's Some Instant Therapy For A Quick Pick Me Up

MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE

1 Coffee Mug
4 tablespoons flour(that's plain flour, not self-rising)
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons baking cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional) Small splash of vanilla

Add dry ingredients to mug, and mix well . Add the egg and mix thoroughly. Pour in the milk and oil and mix well. Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla, and mix again. Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.

The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don't be alarmed! Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired. EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to share!)

And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world? Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!

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Enter profound statement here:

Collecting friends for the sheer numbers of it, means nothing online...Popularity rhymes with hilarity... Entering contests and having no one leave any sort of comment to me,is very suspect... Can you survive criticism, without friends pumping up your ego? Without your friends leaving vaporous comments behind,as if the feedback somehow elevates one above the pack?...

Just a thought to ponder...