My name is Mark Rickerby.
Thanks for visiting my author page.
"I come to Mark Rickerby's author page and other writings
but the main one is warmth that stems from his love of humanity
with insight, humor, the courage of his convictions, and wisdom.
I come away from his page always thinking . . . wanting to make a better
These pages present some of the influences and observations
Portrait of a Beautiful Woman.

Steve Irwin
1962 - Too Soon
He had the heart of a lion and the faith of a child.
God's creatures lost their greatest defender today.
Seems what's true for them is true for our Steve.
We never know what we have till it's taken away.
Rest in Peace, mate.
(First line above borrowed from Change This World,
the song sung at Steve Irwin's memorial service.)
Here's a link if you'd like to hear the song
and watch the one-hour memorial.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z7drBmh-g4
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I'd like to introduce a child I sponsored
through the Christian Children's Fund.
Her name is Caroline and she lives in Zambia.
Is she a cutiepie or what?

You can sponsor a child by clicking here -
ChristianChildrensFund.org
Very few of us can do anything to change the entire world,
but we can change one child's entire world
for only $25.00 a month.
It's very little to us but a lot to her.
What's there to think about?

I thought I'd put up a more recent photo of myself.
It was taken at the AllPoetry.com annual party.
I finally had the chance to meet the one person on this site
who doesn't like my writing style.
(I know - it's hard to imagine.)
That's him on the right.
(Dig those crazy wolfman gloves.
You can see the guy's wrists!
Not a lot of attention to detail in those days, I guess. lol)
BRAGGING SECTION
Look for my article titled The Journey Home
in the June, 2006 issue of Inside Kung Fu magazine.

Look for my poem Gratitude in
Chicken Soup to Inspire the Body and Soul,
available at all major bookstores.

Back When I Was Your Age (poem),
The Super-Duper, Ultra-Compacted,
Rainbow-Swirl, Big-As-Your-Fist Superball (story),
and Escape to a Foreign Island (story, formerly Thanks, Sinbad)
will be in an upcoming issue of Nostalgia Magazine.
It's a great magazine for anyone with a love for or interest
in old times, (even if you weren't around yet!)
For a subscription, visit their site at
www.nostalgiamagazine.net

Great news!
I wrote a tribute poem for Rodney Dangerfield,
my all-time favorite comedian, who died in late 2004.
His wife, Joan, a wonderful lady who stood by Rodney
through some very difficult times, multiple surgeries, etc.,
and made his final years immensely happier
than they otherwise might have been,
has posted the poem on his official website!
What an honor.
Here's the page -
www.rodney.com/rodney/about/about.asp

By the way,
There's a special DVD sale at the site of Rodney's
TV specials and interviews,
with a lot of never before seen footage.
Also, please visit Joan Dangerfield's website at
www.jungleroses.com
(Check out the giant rainforest roses. They're amazing!)
Last but not least, I have also written the white version
of the Oscar-winning song "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp
(Trying To Get The Money For The Rent)".
It's called "It's extremely difficult in our modern-day
society for a pimp to acquire the necessary capital
to secure his housing accommodations."
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God Bless Our Soldiers.
www.iwo.com/heroes.htm
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A few people have complained about the photo above
and asked that I post an actual photo of myself.
Okay, here it is -

Alright, enough joking around. Seriously, here I am . . .

I'm sorry.
That's very immature of me.
I really do need to grow up one of these days.
Sincerely this time, here I am . . .
Please don't ask me my age.
I'm starting to get very sensitive about it.
But to help you figure it out,
here's a childhood picture of me.

My name is Mark Rickerby,
formerly known here as HappyWanderer.
I figured I should use my actual name
to increase my growing fame.
(Okay, only a few people know who I am -
my ma and pa, my girl Betty Lou, and my old dog Trey.)
There is magic in storytelling.
Maybe it's just the rush of creativity.
Maybe it's avoiding what Maya Angelou called
"the agony of bearing an untold story inside of you."
Or maybe it's revenge against death;
stealing a little more, with each story, from his suitcase.
As they say, when a person dies, it's as if a vast library burns
to the ground. So the more stories we tell and record
for posterity, the more we cheat death of his victory
and achieve a kind of immortality.
I was referred to this site by the Grand Master
of my martial arts dojo, who is well-known here as
"Haikumonk." I owe much to him.
He planted a lot of good seeds in my spirit and instilled
a love of philosophy and poetry in me when I first entered
his school as a punk kid almost 20 years ago and I'm still
learning from him today.
Do yourself a favor -
look up the American School of Martial Arts
and study under this man.
You'll learn much more than self-defense.
Besides, then we can all train together
and become an army of warrior-poets!
MY SITE PHILOSOPHY
I judge people by their heart, not their level of education
or talent. I believe in encouraging others and helping them
find the greatness within themselves,
greatness they might not have been aware of
until someone pointed it out to them.
I believe that our inner world should be clean
because the outside world is not.
I believe that everything we think, say and write
either adds to or detracts from our happiness
and the happiness of everyone we come into contact with,
so the most loving thing we can do for our friends
and loved ones is to strive to be happy
and emotionally consistent ourselves
so they will have one less burden in their lives -
the burden of worrying about us.
I use my real name, not a nickname,
because I stand behind everything I say. I
f you read my work and the debates
that sometimes occur beneath them,
you will see that I have some strong opinions.
For example, I might joke around with liberals
a little now and then . . .

But I also poke fun at conservative figures . . .

I enjoy a good debate but I don't get emotional
about anything that is said to me here, good or bad.
I just keep on writing either way.
Even when I'm verbally slapping around a bully
(which the Internet is teeming with because of the anonymity
and lack of accountability it provides),
I'm laughing the entire time.
If there's one thing I've learned from writing workshops
and sites like this, it's that everybody has their own taste.
One person can absolutely love a poem
and the next can despise it, and it's okay either way.
To be overly flattered by compliments or crushed by
criticism is to place the opinions of others above your own,
which is like letting the waiter eat your dinner.
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's when unpublished,
unknown writers (like most of us) join this site, then proceed
to act superior, as if they are Ernie Hemingway, insulting
other writers. This is a place to learn and grow.
None of us are finished products.
We're all trying to find our voice and develop our skills,
so people who act superior are incredibly annoying,
mainly because poets in general have nothing
to feel superior about.
There are very few famous poets in the world,
especially America. There's just no money in it.
If you want money, make a slasher film or start a porn site.
Most people aren't interested in the subtle nuances of language
or capturing the sublime in words.
Poets are the bastard children of the literary world
so for them to fight is like wino's in an alley fighting over
a 50-cent bottle of ripple.
Constructive criticism is great, but if anyone starts acting
highbrow and putting down my work sarcastically,
I will kick him like a rented mule until his head is reduced
to a piece of tattered flesh and tooth fragments
hanging from his collar.
(Figuratively speaking.)
I enjoy being around people
who are fully human,
who feel deeply,
who display the full range of emotions
without being abusive toward others,
who aren't afraid to express themselves,
who have nothing but love for everyone around them,
who have a streak of righteous indignation,
who ache for the suffering of others
and do everything they can to ease it,
who cry when they see a stranger in pain,
who don't have to know someone personally
to care about them,
who value the short time they have to be alive
and want to add as much light as possible
to this troubled world.
There are some poets on this site who are those kind of people.
Their words reflect who they are perfectly.
I can be sure when I'm reading the work
of my best friends here (and you know who you are)
that I'm seeing directly into their souls.
Others treat writing as some kind of game,
as if it doesn't matter what they put into the universe;
as if the words they say, think and write
don't shape their lives. But they do.
Everything we do (everything) reverberates into the world
and either adds to the light or the darkness
outside and inside ourselves.
So love my writing or hate it,
but know that I labor over every word,
and I have the greatest respect for poets here
who I can see do the same.
Side A is now over.
Please fast forward the tape to side B.
As bizarre as it may sound, some people on this site
have actually accused me of being a little bit overzealous
about my defense of America, the land that I love.
Can you believe that? I think such accusations are
totally groundless. In fact, just to show you how down to
earth I am, here's a recent photo of myself.

If you want to read my work (below) more selectively,
The Tips of the Tallest Trees (2)
Just Live (3)
Gratitude
Carlos
Your Coat as Well
It's Love That Makes A Home
Things Just Ain't Jellin' Since I Lopped Off My Melon
Thank You, Mom
The Devil's Best Tool
I'm a Poet
I Love You
Alien Classroom
To Hell and Back on a Vespa
The Journey Home - For My Grand Master
Touring Paris with Jim Morrison
The Dirty Mirror
Journey to God
For Sara
Confession Time
The Pretentious Coffeehouse Poet-Type Guy
Holocaust
Sea of Lies
Mama Lucia's Cafe
The Enchanted Isle
Keep An Eye On Summer
How We Survive
Fartology - The Neglected Science
Halloween Breakdown
An Open Letter To Islamic Terrorists
For Jacqui
Cupid is a Blind, Little Jerk
The Upside of Hatred
Double-O Dumb Ass
What Happens To Them
Teams
A Woman Walks Alone
Who Can You Trust?
Jelly Rolls
Busted By The Phlegm Police
Sybil Attacks!
Talky Tina
The Crawlspace
Void
The Super-Duper, Ultra-Compacted,
Without You
On Looking Through Old Photographs
Godzilla vs. Mark
A Soldier's Letter From Iraq
The Mysterious Notes
The Endless War
The Dreaded Potato Bug
Boo Frickin' Hoo Hoo - Ode to a Sore Loser
Coffee and Pancakes, The Hard Way
Magic Eraser
Sleeping Giant
That We Were Kind
The Lane That We're In
Franken-What?
Sing Your Heart Out
Yay! I'm Still Here!
Far Away
Trust the Spring
Jackals
The Beast
Mickey the Mouth
Fractured
For Ryan White - 1971-1990
Yo Quiero This!
KFC = Killing Friendly Chickens!!
Would Anyone Like to Buy a Slightly Bent Flugal Horn?
The Other Side of Solitude
Faith
Greek Island
How AllPoetry.com Saved The World
The McGee Curse
Puk-Ack!! (An Homage to Super Chicken)
Happy Birthday to You
Merry Christmas, My Ass!
May you live a thousand lifetimes
and feast on the fruits of paradise.
(That's better than "Yours truly," don't you think?)
Mark Rickerby
AKA Happy Wanderer
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Here's my pooch, Molly, all tucked in
and ready for a good night's sleep.
(Yes, she's spoiled rotten.)
I firmly believe that if everyone in the world
had a dog like Molly,
there would finally be peace on earth.
(Just a theory.)

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"Art is not a mirror held up to reality,
but a hammer with which to shape it."
(Bertolt Brecht)
I exist as I am, that is enough,
If no other in the world be aware I sit content,
And if each and all be aware I sit content.
One world is aware and by far the largest to me,
and that is myself,
And whether I come to my own to-day
or in ten thousand or ten million years,
I can cheerfully take it now,
or with equal cheerfulness I can wait.
(Walt Whitman)
"Every man is haunted until his humanity awakens."
(William Blake)
"Mourn not the dead that in the cool earth lie,
but rather mourn the apathetic,
throng the coward and the meek
who see the world's great anguish and its wrong,
and dare not speak."
(Ralph Chaplin)
"While these teachers said that we would appreciate poems
to the pleasure of listening to the best words in the best order."
(Bill Moyers - Fooling With Words)
"Nothing is altogether lost - neither the silent pain of stars
(Yiannis)
"From the deepest sincerity comes the greatest achievement."
(Confucius)
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil
is for good men to do nothing."
(Edmund Burke)
"Good timber does not grow with ease.
The stronger the wind, the stronger the trees."
(Williard Marriott)
"Your vision will become clear only
Who looks outside, dreams.
(Carl Jung)
"Rest not! Life is sweeping by!
Go and dare before you die."
(Goethe)
"Young lovers seek perfection.
Old lovers learn the art of sewing shreds together
and seeing beauty in the multitude of patches."
(How To Make An American Quilt)
"If you put a small value upon yourself,
rest assured that the world will not raise your price."
(Anon.)
"Everything can be taken from a man but one thing,
the last of human freedoms:
to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances."
(Viktor Frankl)
"You must not lose faith in humanity.
if a few drops of the ocean are dirty,
(Mohandas Gandhi)
"There is no agony like bearing an untold story inside of you."
(Maya Angelou)
"Bad things are not the worst things that can happen to us.
NOTHING is the worst thing that can happen to us."
(Richard Bach)
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable,
but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."
(George Bernard Shaw)
"When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard,"
I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?"
(Sydney J. Harris)
"Be who you are and say what you feel,
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind."
(Dr. Seuss)
"Everyone has talent.
to the dark place where it leads."
(Erica Jong)
"The world breaks everyone, and afterwards
many are strong at the broken places."
(Ernest Hemingway)
"Empty pockets never held anyone back.
Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that."
(Norman Vincent Peale)
"Make it a rule of life never to regret and never to look back.
Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can't build on it;
(Katherine Mansfield)
"Courage doesn't always roar.
Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day
that says I'll try again tomorrow."
(Mary Anne Radmacher)
"Death leaves a heartache no one can heal.
Love leaves a memory no one can steal."
(From a headstone in Ireland)
"He who trims himself to suit everyone
will soon whittle himself away."
(Raymond Hull)
"My father didn't tell me how to live;
he lived, and let me watch him do it."
(Clarence Budington Kelland)
"Our children learn more from what they see in our eyes
than what they hear from our lips."
(Me)
"The pessimist complains about the wind.
The optimist expects it to change.
The realist adjusts the sails."
(Arthur Ward)
"Deep within man dwell those slumbering powers;
(Orison Swett Marden)
"If you can't laugh at yourself,
(Anon.)
"Decide what you want,
Establish your priorities and go to work."
(H.L. Hunt)
"Try as much as possible to be wholly alive, with all your might,
and when you laugh, laugh like hell,
and when you get angry, get good and angry.
Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough."
(William Saroyan)
"No matter what you do or how bad you feel about it,
(Laurell K. Hamilton)
"There are only two races - the decent and the indecent."
(Victor Frankl)
"Regret is just mental masturbation without the happy ending."
(Grand Master Don Baird)
"There are two kinds of Pacifism - to turn the other cheek
(Tom Laughlin)
"Genius might be the ability to say a profound thing in a simple way."
(Charles Bukowski)
"An unhappy person can pick a fight with a flower."
(Claudia)
"Within, I do not find wrinkles and used heart,
"Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry,
the philosophy which does not laugh,
and the greatness which does not bow before children."
"Some believe that life is a conflict between the rich and the poor.
"This great evil - where does it come from?
(The Thin Red Line)
"When I despair, I remember that all through history
(Mahatma Gandhi)
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While sitting at my darkened window
As a cold, gray rain was falling down11 lines, 1 comment, May 9 -
There is a darkness in the heart of man
They must destroy what is good and pure10 lines, 7 comments, May 6
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We were driving through the Black Country one year
When my brother said, "Stop, I could do with a beer."47 lines, 9 comments, May 4
My Stories
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He watched an old woman in a black dress carefully navigating the cobblestone path and wondered if the loves he had known in his younger, more careless days would remember him with fondness when they too had
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I used to think that there are two kinds of people - those who are awake and those who are asleep. But after living a little while longer, I realized that there are actua57 lines, 13 comments, August 12, 2005. In <200 lines, Other
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When I was about eight years old, my father changed jobs and we had to move. They bought a house that was much larger than our old one. I didn't want to move and le
Guestbook
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michellemybelle on May 9HI Mark, I came to your page in need of a laugh and I got many! Thank you! I love the 6th sense joke as well as this;
Last but not least, I have also written the white version
of the Oscar-winning song "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp
(Trying To Get The Money For The Rent)".
It's called "It's extremely difficult in our modern-day
society for a pimp to acquire the necessary capital
to secure his housing accommodations."
very white of you!!! LMAO! Thanks!
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AusStar : Thanks for the Welcome on April 24Hi Mark, Thanks for your welcome. I followed your link to your interview (which i read) and left a comment as instructed :-) Your link to the song for the wonderful Steve Irwin doesn't work anymore but here is a link to another song written about Steve Irwin by a most talented Australian singer/songwriter, who I love dearly, Colin Buchanan http://maroochydoremooloolaba.com.au/html/steve_irwin_tribute.html
Guess What!! I went shopping today and spent $600 on clothes for my trip to California (I know its almost a year away) I'll probably have to sleep in a park on a bench as I'll have no money left, but my gosh! I'll be the best dressed one there. Oh, and I am addicted to this site. Thanks! I'll never forgive you... oh I mean forget it. Kind Regards, Bex -
Maureen : Hi Mark! on March 23
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SeptemberFaith on March 15Hey Sunshine. How have you been?




