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"Sorry, you are banned from the teen boards by AnnD until Dec 9 6:19 PM 2012 for 'Since we last spoke about your conduct on the teen board, we have had to remove a minimum of seven comments made by you on there which were offensive, demeaning or inappropriate in their content, for the teen board. I am now removing you permanently from there as it would seem you are still not able to conduct yourself fittingly for that board. I have tried to give you every chance possible to conduct yourself in a suitable manner but this seems to have failed. You are welcome to join in on the adult board without worrying too much. but there are still a few rules on that board but far less than on the teen board. AnnD Site Supervisor'."

Oh well, it was nice while it lasted. I am a little confused how I am permanently banned but only for 5 years... don't ask questions though. Ann's already threatened to smother my first born.

Sorry, you are banned from all boards by Amunet Wolfbane until Dec 31 11:59 PM 2012 for 'Since you were banned from the teen board permanently, you've resorted to inappropriate comments on the policy board. Obviously you cannot seem to keep crude remarks from the pages, therefore you need not be on them. Humor is one thing, but remarks such as this " 'I first read this thread as 'problems with my tits.'' on Problem with my lists because" are unwarranted and distasteful. Due to your board history and the site supervisor imposing a permanent ban from the teen board, you will no longer be allowed board privileges here. Amunet Wolfbane Moderator Manager'.

Tits. Ohhhh.