[There's supposed to be a picture here. Stupid Gold.]
Yeah. Totally stalking you.
Straight is over-rated, get bent!
So, like, I'm a cool guy. Kind've retarded.
I chalk it up to faulty test-tubes.
(My mom told me I was a test-tube baby. xDD)
You'll see me in the StoryWrite CB a lot, acting stupid, being my care-free self,
or debating random shit with random people. Don't take anything
I say to heart, I'm just being stupid for the sake of amusement.
I may seem immature, but rest-assured, when I'm serious, I'm serious.
I'm not exactly the most motivated person on the planet. Hur.
Everything I write on here is not done out of personal motivation, it's done on a whim when Serendipity gets a grip on the ol' Texan wing-wong down below. I can't write without the brain whirring, which happens not as often as I'd like.
Read mah shiz, make your judgments, leave your comments, and break it down smooth, 'cuz I'm lookin' forward to it.
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Addition!
I'm kinda, sorta an artist, so if you want to check out mah shiz:
http://raistlinmaj3r3.deviantart.com
New submissions!
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By the way, I'm always up for encouraging comments, or constructive criticism, or why my stuff sucks. So read up, and comment. I usually return the favor.
And, by all means, be as critical as you like.
I won't lie. I'd feel a little defeated, but at least you're
telling me how to make it better. Crush my soul!
I demand it!
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Major Quotage:
lloovvee911 : magius u remind me of jesus.
RectopathicCalypso: He reminds me of Borat.
Magius Avvail: LMFAO Wtf? When did I become Borat Jesus?!
- Member since January 7, 2009.
- I'm a emerald dog poet for 5 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is "AIDs is no joke. Wrap it or Fap it, and that's the Message of the Day, from Borat Jesus!".
- When I'm not writing, I'm The Homeless Guy Jerking in your Window.
- I am a
21 year old
man
from Texas (United States)
 - I have 5 comments, 8 poems, 38 stories, 3 philosophies, 18 journals
My Poetry
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A bit of a cynical lyric that's aimed at sinners and murderers.
45 lines, 1 comment,
May 21, 2009. In God, Life, Lyrics, Music, Other, Pray, Prayer, Religion, Song
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A poem about the incessant dribble that runs amok in some people's heads.
38 lines, 4 comments,
May 21, 2009. In <600 words, Depression, Emotional, Life, Mental, Poem, Poetry, Voices
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The fallacy of man lies in their beliefs.
13 lines, 1 comment,
May 21, 2009. In <600 words, Belief, Fallacy, Humanity, Mankind, Poem, Poetry, Question
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Depressing poem about a sick person whom hasn't been heard from and the worry because of it.
My Stories
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The on-going is on-going. ANGEL STORY!
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When a helmet just isn't enough... Story of Angels.
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A poem about angels and the progression of their charges and inspiration.
270 lines, 14 comments,
June 26, 2009. In <600 words
My journal entries
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It is I, though, lo and behold, this is not an antic of a philosophical nature. I'm simply writing this because I am confused. You see, I'm infamous for having these bizarre dreams that result in comical tales. IE: having sexual relations with Freddy Krueger before singing acapella to a chick on the phone and being told by Freddy that I should shave my rainbow ball-fro. Fucked up, right? Yeah. Lately, however, I have been having nightmares, or no drea...
It is I, though, lo and behold, this is not an antic of a philosophical nature. I'm simply writing this because I am confused. You see, I'm infamous for having these bizarre dreams that result in comical tales. IE: having sexual relations with Freddy Krueger before singing acapella to a chick on the phone and being told by Freddy that I should shave my rainbow ball-fro.
Fucked up, right?
Yeah.
Lately, however, I have been having nightmares, or no dreams at all. Which is odd when considering the prior. It was once very rare for me to have nightmares, and whenever I did have a nightmare, it was a dream that I was fully enslaved to. While being realistic to the extreme, I was still conscious throughout. Though very terrified.
I've been dreaming of rolling over in bed and coming to a stop, unable to move farther. I've been told this is sleep paralysis, but I don't feel that's quite right.
Like, the most recent dream of that sort, was two nights ago. I rolled over after sleeping on my left side, but as I rolled, I got about halfway over when my legs stopped moving. I tried to force them, but they wouldn't go any farther. It felt like something solid beside me. I looked, nothing there. So, I just rolled back on my side and went to sleep. Which, I then woke up scared that someone was beside me. No one was.
Not to mention the time that I tried to roll over and felt a hand on my chest, stopping me from moving. Which, I tried, and then rolled back to sleep again. Though, that was followed by further cuddling from an unknown source, which woke me up from my dream. lol
Who ya gonna call?
Fuckin' no one. These ghosts CUDDLE!
Fuck yeah.
Anyway, the dream I had last night dealt with a child. A ghostly child.
I walk out of this bathroom to the broadside of a forklift and a stack of pallettes. Between, a child. Ring-like little kid. It looks up, runs at me screeching its little kid scream, wraps its arms around me, and continues to both screen and run, as if trying to push me back. I could not scream and I didn't want to touch. I woke up with a gasp. Something I haven't done in forever, and it actually felt exciting to do. xD
My point?
I WANT MY CRAZY DREAMS BACK!
They were more fun. Dx
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Lady issues. Teh vagoina rot. The Crimson Moat. Death of baby Beluga. The men'stration cycle, fellas. The overflow of the Red Sea, fully equipped with copper flavored marinade. Why can't women just...stop? Just...don't have them! Plug it up! I have unlimited access to sutures, I can get you sewn up quicker 'an I can disappoint you in the sack! Srsly. I'm in it to win it, [And if you're not...
Lady issues.
Teh vagoina rot.
The Crimson Moat.
Death of baby Beluga.
The men'stration cycle, fellas. The overflow of the Red Sea, fully equipped with copper flavored marinade.
Why can't women just...stop?
Just...don't have them! Plug it up!
I have unlimited access to sutures, I can get you sewn up quicker 'an I can disappoint you in the sack!
Srsly.
I'm in it to win it,
[And if you're not first, you're last, baby.
Boosh.
Lady issues are like omens.
Like dogs spazzing out before it rains.
Like watching your life flash before your eyes.
Like the gurgle of the tummy just before the water balloon bursts -
They scare the living shit out of me!
You're so mean!
Ladies... The answer is simple.
*thwacks*
Stop!
Why can't they?
[Because it defies the laws of biology.]
Well, they seem to disregard all form of logic.
[Touché.]
ohaipointFAIL kthx.
I think the next time I hear someone complain about stomache cramps, I'm just gonna chloroform them.
I'll bring a pair of socks with me to soak up the bullshit.
[Fuckin' gross.]
Fuck you! What?
[Wanna fight about it?]
COME GET SOME!
"What was women's punishment for eating the apple? They've got the menstrual cycles, painful child births - what was man's punishment? We have to deal with women!" - Loose quotation from Daniel Tosh.
Ok...
I was bored.
In other news...
Don't go into the Champaign room unless you know the stripper goes all out.
Point made. Point served. Swish!
PS:
Ladies... Try to chill out.
When it's that time, just lock yourself away if you have to.
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Legion - say whaaat? What-what, in the butt? So, like, I saw a trailer being advertised on MySpace, and looking at the descrip...
Legion - say whaaat?
What-what, in the butt?
So, like, I saw a trailer being advertised on MySpace, and looking at the description, I was totally stoked for the movie. Legion.
A movie about angels and demons and a prophesied messiah.
I love angels and demons.
I should not have watched the trailer. Dx
Link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QZcFyYPunc
It's looks horrible.
Like a straight-to-DVD National Lampoons flick.
Or an episode of Gilmore Girls.
I mean, the plot idea, alone, is incredibly stereotypical of angelic storylines, but I get that. When dealing with angels and demons, there's not a whole lot to work off of. At least not when you're trying to follow common angelic knowledge and trying hard to seem like you know what you're talking about.
Plot aside, the acting should be better than what was shown so far. Dennis Quaid can do so much better (or is that just wishful thinking?), the portrayal of the possessed looks like a cop-out of modern horror movies, and the banter between Michael and Gabriel seems so blandly undertaken - it's like the guy read one example of an angelic conversation and tried to put it in his own words, but FAILed in the process.
[Stephanie Meyers, an
Guest Book
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Noticed you like Raistlin!! Uber-cool character, tries to play the evil one but deep down has a heart, my favourite character from Dragonlance too... And DUDE, your artwork is awesome!! You need to stop being so lazy and get to work more on your talents!! I'm not saying stop being lazy, because hey! I love laziness too, I'm just saying trade a little lazy time for arty-time... It would be a shame if your talents weren't evolved and shared... Anyway, peace and will be keeping my eye on your work.
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VENNgeance : WHen I'm not writing I'm the homeless guy jerking in your window!! Pure class!! lmao!! on June 9
You're insane by the way, and probably need medication... Either that or you ARE sane, and I need medication... Either way, keep writing and entertaining the world. Peace be with you! And if I catch you jerking in my window, I'll slam the f***er closed on it!
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