[There's supposed to be a picture here. Stupid Gold.]
Yeah. Totally stalking you.
Straight is over-rated, get bent!
So, like, I'm a cool guy. Kind've retarded.
I chalk it up to faulty test-tubes.
(My mom told me I was a test-tube baby. xDD)
You'll see me in the StoryWrite CB a lot, acting stupid, being my care-free self,
or debating random shit with random people. Don't take anything
I say to heart, I'm just being stupid for the sake of amusement.
I may seem immature, but rest-assured, when I'm serious, I'm serious.
I'm not exactly the most motivated person on the planet. Hur.
Everything I write on here is not done out of personal motivation, it's done on a whim when Serendipity gets a grip on the ol' Texan wing-wong down below. I can't write without the brain whirring, which happens not as often as I'd like.
Read mah shiz, make your judgments, leave your comments, and break it down smooth, 'cuz I'm lookin' forward to it.
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Addition!
I'm kinda, sorta an artist, so if you want to check out mah shiz:
http://raistlinmaj3r3.deviantart.com
New submissions!
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By the way, I'm always up for encouraging comments, or constructive criticism, or why my stuff sucks. So read up, and comment. I usually return the favor.
And, by all means, be as critical as you like.
I won't lie. I'd feel a little defeated, but at least you're
telling me how to make it better. Crush my soul!
I demand it!
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Major Quotage:
lloovvee911 : magius u remind me of jesus.
RectopathicCalypso: He reminds me of Borat.
Magius Avvail: LMFAO Wtf? When did I become Borat Jesus?!
- Last seen on Nov 13 11:07 PM. Member since January 7.
- I'm a emerald dog poet for 5 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is "AIDs is no joke. Wrap it or Fap it, and that's the Message of the Day, from Borat Jesus!".
- I am a 21 year old man from Texas (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm The Homeless Guy Jerking in your Window.
- I have 5 comments, 8 poems, 26 stories, 4 journals
My Poetry
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A poem about the incessant dribble that runs amok in some people's heads.38 lines, 2 comments, May 21. In <600 words, Depression, Emotional, Life, Mental, Poem, Poetry, Voices
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Depressing poem about a sick person whom hasn't been heard from and the worry because of it.
My Stories
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A poem about angels and the progression of their charges and inspiration.269 lines, 10 comments, June 26. In <600 words, Angels, God, Inspirational, Jesus, Poem, Religion, Religious
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Done for a contest.
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Done for a contest, 100 words.
My journal entries
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It is I, though, lo and behold, this is not an antic of a philosophical nature. I'm simply writing this because I am confused. You see, I'm infamous for having these bizarre dreams that result in comical tales. IE: having sexual relations with Freddy Krueger before singing acapella to a chick on the phone and being
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