Mad Pastor Grovell• Show poetry

I am sometimes accused of being a BIGOT and a ZEALOT. And I am proud to be those things for they are godly attributes and show that I am SAVED! I shall be in glory in Heaven, rejoicing whilst sinners rot and burn in HADES!

If you do not accept the inevitability of AGONISING HELLFIRE for all sinners [even minor offenders will suffer terribly, probably a severe ROASTING for a few centuries], please read no further, as you are probably CONDEMNED yourself.

                     

SOME BIBLICAL QUOTES TO ILLUSTRATE MY STERN AND GODLY BELIEFS - AND DON'T QUIBBLE FOR THESE ARE ARE THE ACTUAL WORD OF GOD & NOT TO BE PISSED ABOUT WITH:

"Therefore, whoever kills Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And the Lord set a mark on Cain, lest anyone finding him should kill him." [Genesis iv:15]

"So God looked upon the earth, and indeed it was corrupt; for all flesh had corrupted their way on the earth. And God said to Noah, 'The end of all flesh has come before Me, for the earth is filled with violence through them; and behold, I will destroy them'." [Genesis vi:12/13]

"Tamar thy daughter-in-law hath played the harlot; and also, behold, she is with child by whoredom. And Judah said, bring her forth, and let her be burnt." [Genesis xxxviii:24]

"Give not that which is holy to the dogs, and do not throw down your pearls before swine, lest these trample them under their feet, and those turn and tear you." [Matthew vii:6]

And please also note what the GODLY John Calvin wrote about the above passage: "As the ministers of the Gospel, and those who are called to the office of teaching, cannot distinguish between the children of God and swine, it is their duty to present the doctrine of salvation indiscriminately to all." Thus [and MAKE A GOOD NOTE OF THIS BIT, you EVIL SEX-SINNERS out there]: filthy sex-mad swine, sinners and the godless are all for the big burn-up unless they repent forthwith! Hallelujah! Yeeha!

“The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the Lord thy God”.[Deuteronomy xxii:5] THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT AS IT MEANS GOD WILL SERIOUSLY HARM ANY SEX-SINNERS WHO CROSS-DRESS! God really HATES transvestites.

"In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array; But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works. Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression." [1 Timothy ii:9-14] In short this means that Women and INFERIOR to men and should keep their mouths shut until spoken to. This is God's word and YAPPING FEMALES will BURN (and especially if they are witches too).

SO NOW YOU KNOW MY GODLY POINT OF VIEW: I PREACH THE PUNISHMENT OF SIN & THE TORMENTS WHICH AWAIT ALL LOATHSOME SINNERS! SO GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES NOW & START PRAYING GOOD & HARD. AND REMEMBER THAT THE WORST SIN OF ALL IS SEX-SIN!

Just think: would you want to suffer a trillion years of having red-hot pokers shoved up your back-end by wicked demons just because you had a knee-trembler once? Right on. DON'T EVEN GO THERE. Get grovelling in front of the cross!

           

Just think: would you want to suffer a trillion years of eternity having red-hot pokers shoved up your back-end by evil demons just because you had a knee-trembler once? Right on. DON'T EVEN GO THERE. Get grovelling in front of the cross!

Wake up to your sinful life before it's too late, and get praying real hard or GOD will SMASH your head in like a ripe tomato being smashed to pulp by a holy sledgehammer in the name of the VENGEFUL LORD!!! Amen. Hallelujah!