, and quote is "NOM NOM NOM! I'm gonna eatchu!".
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100 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
1). Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob.
2). Tell him you’re looking for people to donate blood and ask if he would be so kind as to donate.
3). Tell him that you saw Mike Newton romancing Bella in the cafeteria on one or those days he went ‘camping’.
4). Scream and yell in public about him being a stalker watching Bella sleep every night and following her everywhere.
5). Tell him you think his piano playing is horrible and you think he’s tone deaf.
6). Go up to him and begin singing ‘I am a vampire’ by Antsy Pants as loud as you can.
7). Ask him out.
8). Then ask him how old he is.
9). Then drop your jaw and say ‘Oh my gawd, you’re OLD.’
10). Imagine him naked while following him around.
11). Tell him that *you* know what Bella’s thinking.
12). Try to take his pulse and then freak out when he doesn’t have any.
13). Throw Holy water on him while screaming something about an exorcism when you learn he’s a vampire.
14). Tell him he needs a tan and take him to a tanning salon.
15). Tell him that Bella and Mike make a cute couple.
16). Randomly stare at him and when he asks you what youre looking at, repeat # 9.
17). Go into his room and smash his CD collection, and when he comes in, point at the mess of broken CD’s on the floor and say “ Lookie, shiny.”
18). Sit in the back seat of his car and yell at him to slow down, commenting on his driving in between screams.
19). Call him a stupid, shiny Volvo owner.
20). Tell him you think he’s a sex god.
21). Then laugh and joke about him being a virgin.
22). Then call him the one-hundred and seven year old virgin.
23). Everytime he’s near you, leap in front of a car and scream at him, asking to be saved.
24). Ask him why everyone in his family has more muscles than he.
25). Run around with a lighter threatening to set him on fire if he comes any closer.
26). Show him a picture of Robert Pattinson and laugh at their resemblance.
27). Tell him Bella went to Italy to have Aro turn her into a vampire.
28). When he’s in Italy go up to him and say “Just kidding”.
29). Begin to sing the Llama song, but change the words to“ here’s a Cullen, there’s a Cullen, and another little Cullen, fuzzy Cullen, funny Cullen, Cullen, Cullen, truck!” right in his ear.
30). Ask him to turn you into a vampire.
31). When he tells you “no”, beg him and threaten him with Bella’s life.
32). When he finally agrees to bite you, whisper “I can’t wait till Bella hears this”.
33). When he bites you, scream in agonizing pain while asking him “How could you do this to a perfect little girl like me?”
34). Once you change into a vampire, go up to Edward and tell him you bit Bella.
35). Tell him that he was right and her blood does smell amazing and you were unable to resist, sorry.
36). Tell him that you can now read his mind and that he should be ashamed at the . . . . Graphic ways he pictures Bella.
37). Laugh when he explains himself and shake your head, saying you were only joking.
38). Tell him in public that you’ve seen him and Jacob sneaking around at night.
39). Wink at him when you do number 38.
40). Push him into the sun and start singing “Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend”.
41). Tell him that he looks cold ask if you should get him a space heater.
42). Watch “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” and every time Cedric comes in the screen, scream “Cedward” at the top or your lungs.
43). Begin to use large and elegant words for an entire conversation, then ask him what you meant.
44). Kiss him and don’t pull away even when he tries to push you off.
45). Every time Bella comes into the room jump on Edward’s back and whisper into his ear “I’ll be your spider monkey”.
46). Buy him “blood pops” from Hogsmeade (Harry Potter reference)
47). Call him a “leach” or “bloodsucker”.
48). Question about why he has a cross in his home if he’s a vampire.
49). Go to the back of the Cullen house and continuously throw rocks at their glass paned windows.
50). Throw garlic at him while screaming “DIE DIE DIE”.
51). Purchase a “Bite me” Tee Shirt from Twilight Tees and wear it everywhere.
52). Run around picturing yourself naked.
53). Following him around all day, knowing that he can read your mind.
54). Run around picturing Bella naked.
55). Sit next to him in class and every time he looks at you, run a hand through your hair and let the sent of your blood wash over him. Or ask Mr. Banner to turn on the Giant Fan!
56). Giggle randomly and when he asks you what your problem is, repeat number 44.
57). Ask him what happened to Cedric at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Inquire that Carlisle is actually Voldemort in disguise and Voldemort is really a vampire who attacked Cedric instead of killing him therefore, Edward Cullen.
58). Invite him to a bonfire at La Push.
59). Shove him over the boundary line.
60). Make him watch the 40 year old virgin.
61). Smile at him every 5 minutes while doing number 60.
62). Buy him a pet dog and name it Jacob Black.
63). Tell Tanya Edward decided to take her back.
64). Video that cat fight between Bella and Tanya.
65). Post the video on YouTube.
66). Force him to eat human food.
67). Tell Rosalie that he thinks she’s ugly.
68). Sit back and watch the result of number 67.
69). Have Emmett challenge him to an arm wrestling match.
70). Get Mike Newton and Jacob Black to crash his wedding.
71). Sing “Seventeen Forever” by Metro Station.
72). Stab him with a pencil.
73). For Halloween, pour glitter on your face and walk around going “I’m Edward Cullen”.
74). Call him your “Cuddly Wuddly Eddicans”.
75). Ask him about Dracula, you know, his distant cousin?
76). Talk about how great Jacob is, how much you love Jacob, and how Jacob is a better choice for him than Bella.
77). Tell him that he would be better off if he just ate Bella because, well, it’s just going to happen anyway.
78). Cut your finger then run up to him and shove it in his face.
79). When he tells you to get away, push it back in his face and say “You *sure* you don’t want it?”
80). Make a shirt that says “I kissed a wolf”, on the front and “And I think I liked it”, on the back and force him to wear it.
81). Go up to him and stare at him for a really long time.
82). When he asks you what you’re looking at, ask him if he’s that guy from Harry Potter.
83). Say “I’m not scared of you.”
84). Ask him why he doesn’t have a cool scar on his head. (Harry Potter reference)
85). Sit next to him in Biology and stare at him the whole time.
86). While in Biology, make yourself faint at the first mention of blood.
87). Drive slow.
88). When he says that he and Bella are getting married, look up and go “OMG, Bella, are you preggo?”
89). When the wedding comes, invite the entire La Push pack.
90). When he gets mad, cry and fling yourself at him, swearing you were only trying to help.
91). For the reception, theme all the plates and cup decorations Harry Potter.
92). Scold him for going out with Bella who’s soooo much younger than him.
93). But Bella a Team Jacob shirt.
94). Buy him a Team Jacob shirt.
95). Spend hours making meals and offer him to eat them.
96). When he refuses, get all upset and run away crying.
97). Convince him to join the track team.
98). Run around singing “Bella and Edward sitting in a tree. H-U-N-T-I-N-G!”
99). Slip love note into his school locker and sign them Jacob Black.
100). Force him to read New Moon.
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2. Linkin Park
3.Slipknot
4. Stone Sour
5. Killswitch Engage
6. Theory of A Deadman
7. Avenged Sevenfold
8. Metallica
9. Green Day
10. Evanescence
11. Suicide Silence
12. Escape the Fate
13. Korn
14. Marilyn Manson
15. Flyleaf
16. Blink 182
17. Weezer
18. My Chemical Romance
19. AFI
20. Forever the Sickest Kids
21. System of a Down
22. Papa Roach
23. Three Days Grace
24. Trivium
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To Every Guy...
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
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To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
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no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything
so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her
when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.
...This one bulletin is for you...
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And because of this, there are not many left out there...
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When I say 'I'm fine', this is my translation:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I'm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I nsecure~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~N eurotic~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~E motional~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i just fine...nothing wrong here...absolutely...
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ι’м иσт α вιтcн ----- ι נυѕт ℓιкє вєιиg яυ∂є.
ι'м иσт α ѕιииєя ----- ι נυѕт ¢αит ∂σ αиутнιиg яιgнт.
ι'м иσт ∂єρяєѕѕє∂ ----- ι'м נυѕт αℓωαуѕ ѕα∂.
ι'м иσт ¢яуιиg ----- му єуєѕ αяє נυѕт fυℓℓ σf тєαяѕ.
ι’м иσт ℓινιиg ----- ι נυѕт кєєρ вяєαтнιиg.
ι'м иσт ѕтυρι∂ ----- ι נυѕт ∂σи’т gєт ιт.
ι’м иσт тяуιиg ----- ι’νє αℓяєα∂у gινєи υρ.
ι'м иσт ωєιя∂ ----- ι'м נυѕт ∂ιffєяєит.
ι'м иσт α яєвєℓ ----- ι נυѕт ∂σи’т тαкє σя∂єяѕ.
ι'м иσт α вєℓιєνєя ----- ι’νє αℓяєα∂у ℓσѕт нσρє.
ι'м иσт α fυ¢к υρ ----- ι נυѕт мαкє мιѕтαкєѕ.
ι'м иσт ємσтισиαℓ ----- ι נυѕт нανє α ℓσт σf fєєℓιиgѕ.
ι'м иσт α ¢υттєя ----- ι נυѕт fσυи∂ α ωαу тσ gєт яι∂ σf ραιи.
ι'м иσт ℓαυgнιиg ----- ι иєє∂ тσ ѕмιℓє fιяѕт
ι'м иσт ρєяfє¢т ----- ι ∂σи’т ωαит тσ вє.
ι'м иσт ιgиσяιиg ----- ι נυѕт ¢нσσѕє иσт тσ ℓιѕтєи.
ι'м иσт α gσѕѕιρ ----- ι нανє му σωи ℓιfє.
ι'м иσт ιмραтιєит ----- ι נυѕт ∂σи’т ℓιкє тσ ωαιт.
ι'м иσт тσυgн ----- ι נυѕт ∂σи’т тαкє ѕнιт.
ι'м иσт σριиισиαтє∂ ----- ι נυѕт νσι¢є ωнαт ι тнιик.
ι'м иσт qυєѕтισиιиg ----- ι נυѕт нανє му ∂συвтѕ.
ι'м иσт нι∂ιиg ----- ι נυѕт ωαит тσ ∂ιѕαρρєαя.
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♥Rules of love♥
Kiss on the lips- i love you
kiss on the ear- you are special
kiss on the nose- laughter
kiss on the cheek- friendship
kiss on the forehead- i confort you
kiss on the neck- i want you
kiss on the shoulder- you are wonderful
kiss anywhere else- be careful
playing with hair- cant live without you
holding hands- happiness
arms around waist- you are mine i need you
a hug- i care
nibble on the ear- start warming up
smiling at each other- i like you
wink- flirtation
looking around- hiding feelings
tender kiss on side on your lips- your mine
wetting lips- waiting for a kiss
tear drops- im losing you
crying- i lost you
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You'll never understand why I hurt so much
because you're not the one who is crying,
you're not the one who is left behind,
you're not the one who loved too much,
and you're not the one who is holding on to someone who is gone...
Over the time you've been gone, I've learned not to love.
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Your perfect little girl dropped a grade on her report card.
Your perfect little girl yelled at you last night.
Your perfect little girl talked back to you again.
Your perfect little girl painted her nails black.
Your perfect little girl has lied to you all her life.
Your perfect little girl cries herself to sleep every night.
Your perfect little girl dated before she was sixteen.
Your perfect little girl was broken by a boy.
Your perfect little girl hates you.
Your perfect little girl has given up on life.
Your perfect little girl had a tantrum today.
Your perfect little girl wants to run away.
Your perfect little girl has no real friends.
Your perfect little girl hasn't let you dry her tears.
Your perfect little girl disobeys you.
Your perfect little girl hates the world.
Your perfect little girl is hated by the world.
Your perfect little girl is very unhappy.
Your perfect little girl has become a disgrace.
Your perfect little girl...well she's not so perfect anymore...
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100 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen
1). Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob.
2). Tell him you’re looking for people to donate blood and ask if he would be so kind as to donate.
3). Tell him that you saw Mike Newton romancing Bella in the cafeteria on one or those days he went ‘camping’.
4). Scream and yell in public about him being a stalker watching Bella sleep every night and following her everywhere.
5). Tell him you think his piano playing is horrible and you think he’s tone deaf.
6). Go up to him and begin singing ‘I am a vampire’ by Antsy Pants as loud as you can.
7). Ask him out.
8). Then ask him how old he is.
9). Then drop your jaw and say ‘Oh my gawd, you’re OLD.’
10). Imagine him naked while following him around.
11). Tell him that *you* know what Bella’s thinking.
12). Try to take his pulse and then freak out when he doesn’t have any.
13). Throw Holy water on him while screaming something about an exorcism when you learn he’s a vampire.
14). Tell him he needs a tan and take him to a tanning salon.
15). Tell him that Bella and Mike make a cute couple.
16). Randomly stare at him and when he asks you what youre looking at, repeat # 9.
17). Go into his room and smash his CD collection, and when he comes in, point at the mess of broken CD’s on the floor and say “ Lookie, shiny.”
18). Sit in the back seat of his car and yell at him to slow down, commenting on his driving in between screams.
19). Call him a stupid, shiny Volvo owner.
20). Tell him you think he’s a sex god.
21). Then laugh and joke about him being a virgin.
22). Then call him the one-hundred and seven year old virgin.
23). Everytime he’s near you, leap in front of a car and scream at him, asking to be saved.
24). Ask him why everyone in his family has more muscles than he.
25). Run around with a lighter threatening to set him on fire if he comes any closer.
26). Show him a picture of Robert Pattinson and laugh at their resemblance.
27). Tell him Bella went to Italy to have Aro turn her into a vampire.
28). When he’s in Italy go up to him and say “Just kidding”.
29). Begin to sing the Llama song, but change the words to“ here’s a Cullen, there’s a Cullen, and another little Cullen, fuzzy Cullen, funny Cullen, Cullen, Cullen, truck!” right in his ear.
30). Ask him to turn you into a vampire.
31). When he tells you “no”, beg him and threaten him with Bella’s life.
32). When he finally agrees to bite you, whisper “I can’t wait till Bella hears this”.
33). When he bites you, scream in agonizing pain while asking him “How could you do this to a perfect little girl like me?”
34). Once you change into a vampire, go up to Edward and tell him you bit Bella.
35). Tell him that he was right and her blood does smell amazing and you were unable to resist, sorry.
36). Tell him that you can now read his mind and that he should be ashamed at the . . . . Graphic ways he pictures Bella.
37). Laugh when he explains himself and shake your head, saying you were only joking.
38). Tell him in public that you’ve seen him and Jacob sneaking around at night.
39). Wink at him when you do number 38.
40). Push him into the sun and start singing “Diamonds are a Girls Best Friend”.
41). Tell him that he looks cold ask if you should get him a space heater.
42). Watch “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire” and every time Cedric comes in the screen, scream “Cedward” at the top or your lungs.
43). Begin to use large and elegant words for an entire conversation, then ask him what you meant.
44). Kiss him and don’t pull away even when he tries to push you off.
45). Every time Bella comes into the room jump on Edward’s back and whisper into his ear “I’ll be your spider monkey”.
46). Buy him “blood pops” from Hogsmeade (Harry Potter reference)
47). Call him a “leach” or “bloodsucker”.
48). Question about why he has a cross in his home if he’s a vampire.
49). Go to the back of the Cullen house and continuously throw rocks at their glass paned windows.
50). Throw garlic at him while screaming “DIE DIE DIE”.
51). Purchase a “Bite me” Tee Shirt from Twilight Tees and wear it everywhere.
52). Run around picturing yourself naked.
53). Following him around all day, knowing that he can read your mind.
54). Run around picturing Bella naked.
55). Sit next to him in class and every time he looks at you, run a hand through your hair and let the sent of your blood wash over him. Or ask Mr. Banner to turn on the Giant Fan!
56). Giggle randomly and when he asks you what your problem is, repeat number 44.
57). Ask him what happened to Cedric at the end of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. Inquire that Carlisle is actually Voldemort in disguise and Voldemort is really a vampire who attacked Cedric instead of killing him therefore, Edward Cullen.
58). Invite him to a bonfire at La Push.
59). Shove him over the boundary line.
60). Make him watch the 40 year old virgin.
61). Smile at him every 5 minutes while doing number 60.
62). Buy him a pet dog and name it Jacob Black.
63). Tell Tanya Edward decided to take her back.
64). Video that cat fight between Bella and Tanya.
65). Post the video on YouTube.
66). Force him to eat human food.
67). Tell Rosalie that he thinks she’s ugly.
68). Sit back and watch the result of number 67.
69). Have Emmett challenge him to an arm wrestling match.
70). Get Mike Newton and Jacob Black to crash his wedding.
71). Sing “Seventeen Forever” by Metro Station.
72). Stab him with a pencil.
73). For Halloween, pour glitter on your face and walk around going “I’m Edward Cullen”.
74). Call him your “Cuddly Wuddly Eddicans”.
75). Ask him about Dracula, you know, his distant cousin?
76). Talk about how great Jacob is, how much you love Jacob, and how Jacob is a better choice for him than Bella.
77). Tell him that he would be better off if he just ate Bella because, well, it’s just going to happen anyway.
78). Cut your finger then run up to him and shove it in his face.
79). When he tells you to get away, push it back in his face and say “You *sure* you don’t want it?”
80). Make a shirt that says “I kissed a wolf”, on the front and “And I think I liked it”, on the back and force him to wear it.
81). Go up to him and stare at him for a really long time.
82). When he asks you what you’re looking at, ask him if he’s that guy from Harry Potter.
83). Say “I’m not scared of you.”
84). Ask him why he doesn’t have a cool scar on his head. (Harry Potter reference)
85). Sit next to him in Biology and stare at him the whole time.
86). While in Biology, make yourself faint at the first mention of blood.
87). Drive slow.
88). When he says that he and Bella are getting married, look up and go “OMG, Bella, are you preggo?”
89). When the wedding comes, invite the entire La Push pack.
90). When he gets mad, cry and fling yourself at him, swearing you were only trying to help.
91). For the reception, theme all the plates and cup decorations Harry Potter.
92). Scold him for going out with Bella who’s soooo much younger than him.
93). But Bella a Team Jacob shirt.
94). Buy him a Team Jacob shirt.
95). Spend hours making meals and offer him to eat them.
96). When he refuses, get all upset and run away crying.
97). Convince him to join the track team.
98). Run around singing “Bella and Edward sitting in a tree. H-U-N-T-I-N-G!”
99). Slip love note into his school locker and sign them Jacob Black.
100). Force him to read New Moon.
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A Person I can't live without:
~LordZeya~
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(\ /) pUt On YoUr PrOfIlE
(O.o) tO pUt HiM fUrThEr
(>"<) InTo HiS qUeSt FoR
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_____"+,_____,+"____ put this on ur page if u love ROCK
My Favorite Music:
1. Bullet For My Valentine
2. Linkin Park
3.Slipknot
4. Stone Sour
5. Killswitch Engage
6. Theory of A Deadman
7. Avenged Sevenfold
8. Metallica
9. Green Day
10. Evanescence
11. Suicide Silence
12. Escape the Fate
13. Korn
14. Marilyn Manson
15. Flyleaf
16. Blink 182
17. Weezer
18. My Chemical Romance
19. AFI
20. Forever the Sickest Kids
21. System of a Down
22. Papa Roach
23. Three Days Grace
24. Trivium
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To Every Guy...
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful
no matter what.
To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything
so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her
when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.
...This one bulletin is for you...
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore...
And because of this, there are not many left out there...
i guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this because they care more about their image
If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed "
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way
repost this with: "To Every Guy...
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Goths:
*Don't always wear black
*Don't worship Satan
*Are NOT evil
*Do not want to kill people
*Do not hate everybody
*Are not always depressed
*Can be happy too
*Are usually nice people
*Are normal, just like you
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║╩╣║║║║║ page if you are emo
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║╚╝║╬║║║╔╗║are or support
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║═╣║║╔╣═╣if you are one of the
║║║║║╚╣║║11% that still
╚╩╩═╩═╩╩╝loves ROCK music
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When I say 'I'm fine', this is my translation:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I'm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~F ucked up~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~I nsecure~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~N eurotic~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~E motional~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i just fine...nothing wrong here...absolutely...
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ι’м иσт α вιтcн ----- ι נυѕт ℓιкє вєιиg яυ∂є.
ι'м иσт α ѕιииєя ----- ι נυѕт ¢αит ∂σ αиутнιиg яιgнт.
ι'м иσт ∂єρяєѕѕє∂ ----- ι'м נυѕт αℓωαуѕ ѕα∂.
ι'м иσт ¢яуιиg ----- му єуєѕ αяє נυѕт fυℓℓ σf тєαяѕ.
ι’м иσт ℓινιиg ----- ι נυѕт кєєρ вяєαтнιиg.
ι'м иσт ѕтυρι∂ ----- ι נυѕт ∂σи’т gєт ιт.
ι’м иσт тяуιиg ----- ι’νє αℓяєα∂у gινєи υρ.
ι'м иσт ωєιя∂ ----- ι'м נυѕт ∂ιffєяєит.
ι'м иσт α яєвєℓ ----- ι נυѕт ∂σи’т тαкє σя∂єяѕ.
ι'м иσт α вєℓιєνєя ----- ι’νє αℓяєα∂у ℓσѕт нσρє.
ι'м иσт α fυ¢к υρ ----- ι נυѕт мαкє мιѕтαкєѕ.
ι'м иσт ємσтισиαℓ ----- ι נυѕт нανє α ℓσт σf fєєℓιиgѕ.
ι'м иσт α ¢υттєя ----- ι נυѕт fσυи∂ α ωαу тσ gєт яι∂ σf ραιи.
ι'м иσт ℓαυgнιиg ----- ι иєє∂ тσ ѕмιℓє fιяѕт
ι'м иσт ρєяfє¢т ----- ι ∂σи’т ωαит тσ вє.
ι'м иσт ιgиσяιиg ----- ι נυѕт ¢нσσѕє иσт тσ ℓιѕтєи.
ι'м иσт α gσѕѕιρ ----- ι нανє му σωи ℓιfє.
ι'м иσт ιмραтιєит ----- ι נυѕт ∂σи’т ℓιкє тσ ωαιт.
ι'м иσт тσυgн ----- ι נυѕт ∂σи’т тαкє ѕнιт.
ι'м иσт σριиισиαтє∂ ----- ι נυѕт νσι¢є ωнαт ι тнιик.
ι'м иσт qυєѕтισиιиg ----- ι נυѕт нανє му ∂συвтѕ.
ι'м иσт нι∂ιиg ----- ι נυѕт ωαит тσ ∂ιѕαρρєαя.
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♥Rules of love♥
Kiss on the lips- i love you
kiss on the ear- you are special
kiss on the nose- laughter
kiss on the cheek- friendship
kiss on the forehead- i confort you
kiss on the neck- i want you
kiss on the shoulder- you are wonderful
kiss anywhere else- be careful
playing with hair- cant live without you
holding hands- happiness
arms around waist- you are mine i need you
a hug- i care
nibble on the ear- start warming up
smiling at each other- i like you
wink- flirtation
looking around- hiding feelings
tender kiss on side on your lips- your mine
wetting lips- waiting for a kiss
tear drops- im losing you
crying- i lost you
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Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.
* If you are an obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
* If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
* If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
* If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want; stay on the line while we trace your call.
* If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered to the mother ship.
* If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
* If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
* If you are dyslexic, press 969696961001
* If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.
* If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
* If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
* If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep. Or after the beep. Or before the beep. Please wait for the beep.
* If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
* If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are far too busy to talk to you.
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----///-\\\----If u feel::
---|||---|||---Alone
---|||---|||---Hated
---|||---|||---Suicidal
----\\\-///----Appathetic
-----\\///-----Depresed
------///\-----Or
-----///\\\----Just
----///--\\\---Feel in pain
---///----\\\--Put this on ur page
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You'll never understand why I hurt so much
because you're not the one who is crying,
you're not the one who is left behind,
you're not the one who loved too much,
and you're not the one who is holding on to someone who is gone...
Over the time you've been gone, I've learned not to love.
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Your perfect little girl dropped a grade on her report card.
Your perfect little girl yelled at you last night.
Your perfect little girl talked back to you again.
Your perfect little girl painted her nails black.
Your perfect little girl has lied to you all her life.
Your perfect little girl cries herself to sleep every night.
Your perfect little girl dated before she was sixteen.
Your perfect little girl was broken by a boy.
Your perfect little girl hates you.
Your perfect little girl has given up on life.
Your perfect little girl had a tantrum today.
Your perfect little girl wants to run away.
Your perfect little girl has no real friends.
Your perfect little girl hasn't let you dry her tears.
Your perfect little girl disobeys you.
Your perfect little girl hates the world.
Your perfect little girl is hated by the world.
Your perfect little girl is very unhappy.
Your perfect little girl has become a disgrace.
Your perfect little girl...well she's not so perfect anymore...
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