LostLastLove• Show poetry

Hey,
Sorry i haven't really written in a while, but i've been a little busy. I hope i can put some more up.
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Really weird advice. Hope you get it.

Be strong, Be weak, Be what ever the F you want.

I can't see what your looking for,
so get out my frinkin' door.

Maybe i should leave,
Maybe i shouldn't,
maybe you should just get out of my life
and leave me be!
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I was reading an anime book today. And in that book i saw someone say the smart thing. (sorry can't give you the name of the book) It said:
Shut up now, or i'll shoot you!
Silence Immediately!
This is your fault you stupid monkey!
Don't group me with them!
He never says anything without complaining about food first!
Hate you rain on your parade, but the disposal of this waste of skin is rightfully ours!
(The ones above are different lines. They do not make a sentence and each one is said by a different person.)

(Next thing is all together!)
It's to hot scoot over! (said the small boy *can't give you the names sorry*)
no room to scoot over you half fried monkey! (said the red hair pervert)
The grave is plenty cool! (said the priest with the gun pointed at the other two)

(Here is a new monologue.There are a few sentence between but that has nothing to do with this)

Get in. (Said the priest pulling up in jeep.)
What gotten into you? I thought you were too high and mighty to drive! (said the red haired pervert)
Shut your trap. I'm not about to let Half-dead a** holes drive me to the grave. (said the priest as they got in)
Do you even have a License? (said the red hair pervert)
Good question. (said the priest)
We're all gonna die!(scream the red haired pervert.)

(Here is the monologue that was in between the grave quote and the license quote.)
We're dyin' an' im hungry! This sucks! (said the boy everyone call monkey)
then shall we make a bet?(said the guy that is always to happy)
whoever dies before we make it to the city loses. (said the red haired pervert)
We're going to need a penalty with that. (said the priest)
The loser is rolled out, onto the street naked. (said the guy who is always to happy)
With nothing but a nipple ring. (added the priest)


First this might sound like a really bad story but its not. Its just really stupid and funny. All it is, is that four guys are traveling together.
Ones a priest that love to smoke gamble and drink. He also love to make empty threats about killing his friends if they dont stup up and he always has his gun on him.
Another one is a red haired pervert who also love to smoke gamble and drink. In the most difficult times he can always make a perverted joke. Not to mention he complains about the girls.
The guy who is always happy is just as he sound. He is always happy. Its weird put he has a dragon named jeep that turns into a jeep.
The last is a kid who i think is a god and hasn't eaten anything for 500 years so he always complains about being hungry. They also call him monkey.

There are nine books, then a sequel, then a another sequel. (don't ask i dont know)

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