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Lizzie-MoffatShow poetry

'The Queen Of The Eccentric'

Hello.
I am Lizzie Moffat. And you can read NEY backwards to get my REAL INITIALS.
It doesn't really make sense does it... but white RABENS! You'll understand one day...

Just don't ask me

So what can I say with out sounding rather daft?
Dad says it is pronouned DUFT... but then what is that "a" for? I don't know.

Also it is proven (a BRILLIANT remedy) that if you stuff your head in a refrigerator and stuff your face with TWINKIES (for YOU americans), Crisps (for British) & PIE (for Aussies) you will loose atleast 20 pounds!
Far out!

DisClaimer a message from a philospher: Everything on this page could or could not be true or not true, thus it means, or could not mean that I dislike or like SWIMMING!

Please don't try to contact me using a shoe phone. I've had enough of those recently.
Instead contact me on this number: 000 (for Australia) 112 (for Britian????) & 911 for the AMERiCaNs!

Just don't get all arrogant and shove lime on to my face!!!!!!!!!!

So have a lovely night and call me when you get over that HANGOVER!

C YA L8er FREEAKAZOID!


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  • ScarletStainedTears on September 2
    i like your page it has a lot of your personality in it
  • ShaleeneUchiha : ................. on May 13
    i know something u don't know
  • thanks for the guestbook
    cool page!!
    hehe so whats up?
  • crazysexycool6969 on April 23
    lol i love hitch hikers guide......i have neva met anyone else who has. if u guys no any more fans of......more outdated movie novels and the such let me no i wanna meet them. hope to hear from you guys and gals..love not war

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