Lira Typphart• Show poetry

Salutations, you have reached the page of a clinically insane person with no common sense whatsoever. I suggest you leave before my evil toxin non-thinking brainwaves seep into your skull and turn you into my personal zombie slave which includes the task of washing my feet and cooking hot dogs for me daily.

Why I am here: I have no idea how to write good poetry, in fact I have no idea how to write poetry at all, but I do like reading poetry quite a bit, so I might as well try. I like free-verse poetry that has a strong realistic tingle to it.Yum.

Hair:No hair. Bald.
*smiles stupidly for several seconds*
Fine.Kidding.Black hair,cut at GreatClips.
Girl: Yes,thank God Almighty.
Height:Short. Like,shy of 5 and a half feet short.
Tattoos:I have one of a unicorn on my elbow! ...It's washoff... ):
Donkey or Elephant: Donkeys.They won't gore you to death with their great wonking big tusks.
Ethnicity:Chinese! Whoo!
Eyes:Cold enough to kill you with one glance...
Yoda:Is awesome!
Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi.Coke gives me painful cramps after I burp.