I am LadyOfFate! any questions??
currently I need help with a story. please vote at the poll below.
http://www.quizilla.com/polls/12863561/what-should-i-name-the-town-in-my-story
http://dragcave.net/user/DreamingForever
click that link and on my dragon eggs and hatchlings and watch them grow!
Name: Mel-Mel-Chan
looks: brown hair, cat eyes, glasses, chubby
fave food: onions, cooked, not alone, but in almost everything
least fave food: permint, fish, any meat really, olives, raddishes,carrots(flavoress), watermelon(tastes like water)
fave thing to do: find out stuff
least fave thing to do: heroics(but I do them anyways)
free time uses: makes quizzes(different site), write poems, read poems, sleep, tv, or something.
What do you do: for me to know and you to find out.
what would you like to be doing most of the time: sleeping. I miss sleep. I don't get much anymore. but that is school life for you.
movies: I like movies I can laugh at or have fun being at. I am a Jackie Chan fan. lol. No one who knows me has figured that out yet.
movies you don't want to see: Horror. I hate horror and so does any guy who are with me at the time. they think I will grab onto them when i am scared but no.
Ideal date: I would like to go ice skateing. who ever taking me would love that too because I am a horrible skater and would almost always be falling into their arms. That or some interesting.
have you ever dated: been on a date, a tornado hit
titles: fate, good-luck, chimes, jiggle, lighting, ninja, evil demon from hell, sweet angel from heaven, girl with one hell of a punched, demonic gyspy, Hippie lady, gyspy girl, loud mouth, Secret keeper, safe, stone wall, sleepwalker, sleeptalker, intense eyes, beast girl, wolf woman, werecat, cat girl, fang, creature girl, zoo lady, girl who knows it all, girl who study too much, girl who knows her animals, comet, Haley's comet, etc.
ever been kissed: only by people who wanted good luck.
how do you see life right now: bubbling with hardships, but I can get though. I need no one to save me. though secretly I wish someone would save me.
greatest fear: ain't telling that
greatest passion: ain't telling that
weight: no one should ever ask that
Height: tall enough
one word that describes you best: loud
one word that doesn't describe you at all: normal
what people want to do to you most of the time: get me dressing, acting, and seemingly normal and girly
what do you want to be like most of the time: Me, I am a tomboy mix with odd and unquie.
pets: none. had to give away my cats. want a future fish named Fiyero
quotes(mostly ones I said and made up):
Don't argue with me, I am sick and if you keep yaking on I am gonna yak on you.
You keep threatening me with junk you don't even got, damn you, you stupid person! You are suppose to have what you threaten with or else it is no good to threaten it at all!
Sure you are a genius.... in a world of half brain inbred idiots....
You care about my bloodline why? If I was royal I would be inbred, if I was all this or that, I would be your sister, and I already know I am all mutt. so bark bark woof.
Men like you make me seriously just go to straight lesbian.
How many girls did you turn lesbian by being such a loser jerk?
It must suck to be the girl who turns men gay.
You are a guy! how do lesbians chicks turn you on? you got no chance of being with either of them!
Bush doesn't vote yes to gay marriage because he wants to have both the lesbians get it on with him as well, the pervert.
People are just like candybars; hard and tough on the outside, but soft and sweet on the inside.
You see a mess, I see fun!!!!
listen you moron! I have a fever, I am throwing up and I am sick of hearing you speak, now step off and let me sleep or get puked on!
He's a cat not a dog! he isn't gonna fetch you your slippers even if you paid him!
Love is nice, but if it is just lust it is hell to clean up.
Do I look like an idiot to you?
Without pain you won't know joy.
Back off or suffer a fate worse then death, my mother!
Love does hurt, but that is how you know it is real.
I feel sorry for you, it must suck to be that stupid.
Never surrender into the darkness.
Didn't anyone tell you not to piss off girls?
I am a loner so I am alone.
Okay, but your going have to help me with the paperwork because I would get confused and frustrated and then we will have confetti instead of paperwork
Call me what you wish as long as you can back it up
Teamwork is a fancy word for common sense to helping others.
Oh yeah ingore me when I need you, some mother you are
I look calm when I am so stressed out that I am chewing my hands?
You know my right hand tastes different from my left hand
Kakashi is your husband.
I like cloaks, I made it myself.
This blue cloak is the cloth my cat gave birth on. So forever will I have them with me.
How can a grandmother kick out her own grand-daughter over the fact that she won't give her full control over herself.
Sorry I stopped defending people whom are hurting me
Yes I am keeping my options open.
I just realized something, I am too god damn hopeful that my mother would actal help me or love me.
Why? why won't she ever even defend me? Or help me?
Why do people always think that I have to have others tell me what to think? I have aspbersges not stupidity.
How did I get the villians from story books as realtives???
Okay, you agree that you are irrational and unreasonable and yet you refuse to listen to reason and rational thinking?
How the hell am I suppose to clean the room and pack at the same time? those two activites are polar oppisites!
Sorry I am not a moron like you?
Dude, I am not my father! I have boobs if you hadn't noticed!
Did you just call me my father? Are you stupid? I am nothing like either of parents!
A liar calling you a liar is just insulting.
I agree with you, I won't steal.
What? You can't kick me out in one night! I need a week to pack at least!!!
I didn't break that you loontic and if I did it was by accident and you know that.
You are not suppose to be happy if your called a villian, and your not suppose to agree with it.
Legally you can't keep me from finding a place to stay, so reconnect the internet.
I think I am making an invisablity cloak cause this feels like the cloak that was described in harry potter's book.
friend: what are you doing?
me: playing with bread
friend: only you
I want to spike my ten inch long hair
I want to keep my cats!!!
Don't blame me for his death! I wasn't the one who made his life out to mean money!
He was a living creature not a dollar sign! But you don't give a damn unless it is money.
Oh hell no I am not going to pay you! I didn't do it for starters, so why should I pay for it?
You are kicking me out because I didn't give you control over my money and food and such. I am already your maid and severant.
So you agree with me that I do stuff no one else would put up with, and you are still kicking me out?
Yeah, all the jerks are related to me
You are such a jerk! Your not related to me are you?
I am sorry but I have to sew it is either I sew or I start biting myself.
I love bread!
Friend: what are you eating?
me: garlic sauce shells
Friend: Noodles?
Me: yes
Friend2: She always eats noodles. If she eats anymore she will be a noodle
Friend: Do you eat anything besides noodles?
Me: Yes
Friend: when? what?
Me: at home and whatever I can. I had some chilli joe the other day.... what is that face for?
So you pretty much gave me a paper weight.....
I really got to go out for acting cause while panicing and stressing out I am walking around with a calm confident air to myself. God damn I am good at acting.
I can't afford to stress out and cry and freak out, I have to focus to getting things done.
Apparently I can scare people just by standing still and not smiling
Smile, they won't know what to think!
You are in hell and you still worry about others???
Yes I am in hell, and what you except me to stop worrying about others even if my life crumbs to pieces I may end up in a ditch to live in?
Back away from me or I will beat you with my baguette
Wow, they ate my sunset cake and all four cake size brownies. that is impressive.
I love bread!
why is it anyone who isn't blood can see me better and worse.
Where is my prince charming or knight in shining armor? I kinda need saving now!
How did my life end up a drama or something?
My heart is locked away; Unless you have the key turn away.
Love is nice, but sometimes I wonder if it is real.
Don't cry unless your tears hold power.
Look into yourself to see what is real.
Pickle cream and Ice egg. what the heck? where can I get some of that junk or what is it for one?
The only way I know how to live is to be myself everyday and not let my troubles trouble you. For if I cause a tear to fall from your eye I have failed to do what I wished for.
You are you. I am me. Do not wish to be someone you can not be.
Don't say anything you don't mean
Follow your heart for your eyes may tell lies
If I had to pick between being serious or seriously insane i would pick seriously insane since they get to have more fun!
I wish I had mutiuple personalities! then I would have playmates that never can go away! and we can play all day!
Man I wish I was Mily Cryse. She gets paid for having a split personality! she gets paid and so does her other self hannah montanna! I wish I could get paid for having multiple personalities and not being able to make up my mind on who I am.
Being blind doesn't always mean not able to see, It could be not willing to see or can't understand.
Don't ask me something you already know.
Crossing the river to the land of success is full of rocks called failure.
Don't force the creative process on a creative person or they will come up with creative ways to hurt you.
To me the glass ain't half empty or half full, it is empty because I drank it all.
I don't care weather it is truth or lies I write what is in my heart and my mind.
Art is the reflection of an artist
I will smile and then die laughing
Don't make a promise you don't intend to keep.
Why wake up from a dream to face a reality that is fake
Innocent blood falls when madmen are in charge
Why must we be torn between the two things we have in life; the stuff we want and the stuff we really need.
Power is nothing without knowledge
The ties that bind us is the love for family
Forcing your beliefs on others will only chase them away
Even the smartest person is seen as an foolish idiot
Don't piss off the gamemaster
If actions speak louder than words, what are you trying to tell me?
I am pretty sure you can't be me
No one is in fashion. they are either ahead or behind.
Yes, In fact you are in an alter universe known as my butt.(I was being a wise crack that day)
Grades don't matter to me, only what I learn matters, so shut up tests!
Do I have to eat the school food? Yesterday I had to catch my pudding to get something to eat.
something just landed in my pudding didn't it? oh look it is a quarter.... damn you people stop pelting me with lose change i hopes I will eat it and get poisoned by the metal!
Don't make something you can't control.
Seriously.... I didn't make you curse me out. did I hold a gun to your head and say curse me out?
you are just mad because you know I am right!
Yeah, get mad at me! I have a moral code and ethics something you seriously need to learn.
Why are you cleaning his room? did he ask you to? nope didn't think so. so just get what he asked you for and get out, your pissing me off.
Hello! I am not breaking the law! and quit threatening to evict me over that! if we get caught, I am testifying that you made me do it!
Oh yeah sure you can evict me over dishes, lamest reason ever
Your going to evict me because I told you the truth?
You want to evict me because you think my sister would take care of you? honestly, that ain't happening. she is selfish.
What kind of idiot are you?
I don't eat a lot of junk food. I only eat once a...... ok so I eat a lot of junk food.
I knew it! you can't lie
they really oughta make those photo booths for 3 fat chicks cause me and my friends can't fit in and we always travel in 3!
If that is a wide load, what is that? extra wide load cause I can't see past her!
Move big butt coming through, watch your head I may fart!
I must say that was a good bootleg, you could hardly tell it wasn't the real thing.
what are you gonna do with barbie? smack me with her? she may give me a black eye. for a chick she is always hard.
if you want a small blunt object that hurts whenever you throw it, use barbie.
what the hell would I want a doll for? I haven't been into since I sold all 300 of mine for 5 bucks.
let's kill barney!
Oh yeah I feel real safe with barney when bevis and butthead are aiming to kill him...
kid me: Barney where are your spots?
barney: they fell off in the car
kid me: how the hell do spots fall off?
barney: I sat in spot remover
kid me: but you said they fell off in the car
barney: I sat in spot remover then got into the car where they fell off
kid me: you are so full of it! you aren't barney you are a cheap knock off who couldn't afford to put spots on!
nothing says fun like a stupid dinosaur bugging someone until he gets beats with a mircophone
I like watching the sims burn to death!
watch! I can kill myself in 10 minutes on the sims...
Damn you! your suppose to do as I say! who in control her simmy! me or you?
how general was that fart in my general direction?
if my mom was a hamster then I must be half hamster, now give me my hamster powers!
hedgefrog? Oh I made those up! they are half hedgehog half frog!
I know hedgefrogs couldn't exist! I made them up
hedgefrog? a spikey greyish green frog!
As much as we want to be free we can never be free
Don't go near the table when there is a feeding frenzy. you might lose a hand or two.
Oh now I am an adress book too? I am already the phone book!
Don't fight with a mother, she tends to win.
when you fight a girl she hurts you, but if you fight a guy when the fight is over no one wins or loses.
follow your own path see what you get.
Things ain't what they seem
If I had wings I would show you everything from a new point of veiw
ages ago we pledge never to draw the line between, but you just drew the line
the most comples design cold also be the simplest.
You wish you could fly, I wish I could say on the ground.
Nobody dies without a reason
If I am going to be blackmailed for wearing a dress I might as well look good.
war is nothing more than a simple word meaning we made a really dumb mistake.
Don't piss off your girlfriend's best friend, they tend to be able to find you.
Why are they following me like I got candy stuck to my butt?
Is there candy stuck to my butt that I can't see cause you keep following me!
If you are going stand over my shoulder, then be useful!
Umm, yeah, can you not talk about poop and laxtives while I am trying to eat my candybar
That was a laxtive, this is a snickers, not the same thing. Someone took off the snickers wraper and put it on a laxtive to trick the person, I bought this from a vender so It is good.
-does she dress up for halloween?
-yes as a matter of fact I do, dress up for halloween. I just like wearing stuff like this.
I am a usagi tenchi!(bunny angel)
my bunny ear broke now I look like a drunk bunny
Is there a reason you just decided to start bashing me?
Well he is an idiot, but who isn't
Don't predict my furture I am still not going to be prepared for it!
If someone aww's me or says I am cute one more time that person is getting slapped!
How does a baby steal cows?
why the hell am i getting chain letters...
Chain letters are not cute
Why are they called chain letters.. there is no chains in the letters
I just wanted to say pizza. no reason
Pizza!
We shall call it kiwi!
umm, yeah I am learning to speak japanese... why?
I can't speak spanish unless I want to bite my tounge off...
You expect me to be loyal, but you don't show me a reason to be loyal to you
If I dide tomorrow don't be sad, smile.
You got to give me points for trying.(I was talking to a friend about something)
Is lieing for freedom wrong?
I am not going to listen to someone who hates me
my body and my face can lie, but my eyes never could
Eyes are in which we see into your and our own spirit and soul.
listen to my words you may learn something.
Shallow! I mean I can walk in a puddle of you and not get my feet wet!
spell check was invented so I would stop making a fool out of myself
Yeah I am Bi, so??? Got a problem with that??
Just because two bi girls are best friends and looking for a date doesn't mean that they are looking for one guy to date!! get your heads out of the gutter!!
I know my chest is nice, but don't crash your car because your trying to see down my shirt, moron.
why don't they let people have gay marriage?? Bush would like it if he thought of all the chicks kissing and such. and the girls would go with it too for the kissing!!
I am bi not blind!
Geez, your girlfriend is hiding from me since she thinks I like her. that is stupid.
Brothers.... They are so afraid that you will steal their girl even if you don't want the girl that they lie to their girlfriends to make them fear you.
Uht, yeah I am bi, now go away I am trying to sleep
You know one japanese word already! Pajama is pajama in japanese!!
Why the hell is this in there! It is the same word in both languages! That is utterly useless!
I would chew on metal too if I has as many anxieties as you.
Look it is red robin hood!
Look it is darth mal!
look it is little red!
look, it is batman after getting his cape dyed red at the cleaners!
Dude! I know I suck, you don't have to go into a half hour of telling me how much I suck. I can under 5 minutes, or 10, but a half hour just talking about I suck? dude, you suck!
what does your shirt say? aren't you suppose to be working on improving your self-esteem? Oh, wait you are insulting the reader...
how does one sew their bra that they are wearing to a pillow?
I must be gifted, I can sew my pants together without even noticing it.
I got plushies! here have one!!!
Plushiesssssssssss!!!!!!!!! I want one!
fffffffffffffFaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Give me the fan!
yeah I am obessed.
-it is an icebreaker!
-that is one big bag of ice breakers.
I am me, hate me for being me and not for my sexuality
Love is blind, Hate is blind. Which one will you choose?
I choose not to see what you are. What I choose is to see who you are!
Dude, what is with homophobas??? it isn't like someone of the same gender is going to jump them. that rarely happens!!
Enough with the damn santizer! Your hands are dripping already!
Sorry killer jellybeans were eatting me
Nothing is scarier then a jellybean army..... except the evil clown army, run for your pitiful lives!!
Great, not only did I have to fight all of the greens, blues, reds, and pinks, I now Have to face the dreaded black jellybean.
person 1: so how are you?
person 2: I feel like throwing my guts out
person 1: go ahead, i am all ears
person 2: No, I meant litterally
person 1: oh!
Pardon me, my good, uh, uh, sir.
I'll have to ask you to release that young...
- Keep movin', junior. - lady.
But you... Are-Aren't you a damsel in distress?
I'm a damsel. I'm in distress.
I can handle this. Have a nice day. -from meg and hercules in the movie
Next time, don't let your guard down because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes! -phil from hercules
Are you, uh, all right, Miss, uh...
Megara. My friends call me Meg.
At least they would if I had any friends.
So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?
Uh, uh, uh, I'm, um, uh...
- Uh, uh... - Are you always this articulate?
Hercules. My... My name is Hercules.
Herc... Huh. I think I prefer Wonderboy.
So, uh, uh... How-how-how'd you get mixed up with the, uh...
Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are.
They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me. I'm yours."
Don't worry. Shorty here can explain it to ya later.
Well, thanks for everything, Herc.
It's been a real slice. -meg and hercules
She's somethin'. Isn't she, Phil?
Yeah, ye... Oh, yeah. She's really somethin'.
A real pain in the patella! Earth to Herc!- Phil and hercules
the mice have grown smarter and now they can hack our computers
my cat can hack your computer while hacking a hairball
Aw, how cute.
A couple of rodents lookin' for a theme park. - meg from hercules
Excuse me.
It, uh...
seems to me that what you folks need is a hero.
Yeah, and who are you?
I'm Hercules, and, uh...
I happen to be a hero. - hercules and a guy
Phil, I-I did great.
They even applauded. Sort of.
Huh! I hate to burst your bubble, kid...
but that ain't applause.
Ph-Ph-Ph-Phil? What do you call that thing?
Two words:
am-scray!
Let's get ready to rumble!
That's it. Dance around! Dance around!
Watch the teeth! Watch the teeth! Keep going. Come on. Come on.
Lead with your left. Lead with your left. Your other left!
Whoa!
All right! All right! You're bad! Okay!
See, Phil? That... That wasn't so hard.
Kid, kid, kid. How many horns do you see?
- Six? - Eh, close enough.
Let's get you cleaned up.- hercules and phil
See, he's gotta have a weakness...
because everybody's got a weakness.
I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing.
For the Trojans, hey. They bet on the wrong horse, okay?
We simply need to find out Wonderboy's. -Hades from hercules
I rather worship a portable toliet then you
Oh man I think I sat at the wrong table
Oh, I just caught the butt end of that, she rather worship a portable toliet then you!?
I rather date a toad
Hurry up and die already, you are getting on my nerves
Stop following me around like I got candy stuck to my butt!
Do I look like I date jerks?
Would it kill people to be on time!?
Just because I have pale skin doesn't make me a vampire damn it!
Do I look like a vampire to you? Forget I asked that even I know the answer to that
I need a tan I keep getting mistaken for a vampire
Why did I get the lecture when he was teasing me and I was fighting back?
aunt: you have a huge ship of problems
niece: I thought I had a small spork boat of problems
aunt: No, you have the tantantic of problems
niece: then who is the iceberg?
aunt: your mother
(thought this was funny)
Halie, Not comet, If I was a comet I would be a flying rock. Can you diferate the two?
Why is he leading us? How is he leading us?
Why am I leading? How did I end up leading?
Oi! Why is the dyslexic person reading the newspaper, someone else read!
How many ways do I have to tell you I don't understand before you get that I don't understand!!!
I don't understand, Not deaf. Raising your voice wouldn't help either way!
I was thinking of you the other day, because the song "just keep swimming" kept popping into my head.
What are you on?
Who are you kidding, you don't have apsbergers.
Yeah they suffer the mental illness of stupidity and wanting to stay that way!
I am a busy body who can't be stopped. If something isn't being done I will do it even if I am over stressed!
Someone stop me from over working!!!!
A loan?? never understood it.
Drop it!! My angel wings!!!
Why are you trying to teach me something that I pyschially I can't learn.
Don't push the red button!!!! It puts you on hold!!!!
I want an invisablity cloak too!!!
Why is my leg vibrating??? Oh!! My cell... I'm late!!
Please tell me you hear the music too!
If you are going stand over my shoulder be useful.
Racist? I am not racist! I have black realtives, I am a mutt of like everything, plus I have friends of different nationalities. I can't be racist! I am not Racist, I just don't like you!
If your going to accuse me of something be it something I am likely to do or be.
Just because I am white and your black and I won't give you something of mine doesn't mean I am Racist.(some black guy i know called me racist just because I wouldn't give him my umbreella)
I paid for an x-box, not a cardboard box!
Do you see where the game system is missing? Yeah it was never in the box, now give me my damn game system cause I am not going to pay 100 or more dollars for a cardboard box!!
If you keep getting hurt doing that stop that!
why does this egg look like a gramham cracker???
No, seriously what are we doing for easter besides tormenting me?
I suffer from aspberguers. And no that it isn't a burger made of ass or a vegeitarian meal, it is a mental disorder.
what is this? Oh that is what it is... puting down now...
Hello! how can you not find me? I am the only loonitic wearing bunny ears!
No don't kiss me I am irish!
How am I bleeding now?
Okay, I fallen and I am stuck.... now how to get back up too sitting while I am dangling here upside down bewteen to chairs? (injured foot time)
Yes I am ambitious and I can't so no, that is why I am doing everything.
No! I am not making a cake tomorrow or the next day and I won't be bullied into it either! I am just making them for the holidays!
If you want cake so bad, you make it!!
Do I look smart to you?
Can you speak moron please?
this computer doesn't like to show the background, that computer has pms, that computer likes to show type super sized, and that computer is like "you want to go online, well screw you!"
Yeah I had a dangerous childhood, didn't you?
Yeah I will be here, unless something eats me.
Just because I am smart on some stuff and can work a computer doesn't mean I am not a moron!
me(reading something): think twice before burdening your friends with secrets
friend: did you say think twice before burning your friends with ciggerrettes?
me: no!
Me(reading): when a friend is down take them out for coffee or dinner
friend: wait, what did you say to me eariler? that I looked tired, like hell,
me: and like shit
friend: then you should take me out for dinner!
me: Hell no! I am broke!
me(reading): when a friend takes you out to eat, offer to pay the tip.
Friend: huh?
Me: That is nice and all but what if your broke! *flips though the book* man, they don't cover anything if your broke!
friend: I like what you said. what if you are broke, right?
Should I just teach you how to make pretty cakes?
I should get paid for this.
I should get paid for being related to you
I am abusing you by what? living? I don't do nothing but help you out. Sure I grumble but I hate sunshine, sunburn, water, you, and waking up for something stupid.
Me:I saw you speeding past the frist time, but you didn't see me.
Driver: you should have yelled after me.
Me: oh yeah my voice is really going to catch up to a speeding vechile
Eh? what the hell does this say?
I would transfer the phone call, but I don't know how.
I would give you the phone number, but the number is on my cell phone and I am on my cellphone and I don't know how to do that and stay on the phone
Oh my god, I am so sorry I hung up on you before I was trying to text something and you called!
If you tell anyone I will beat you with a plushie full of mexican jumping beans.
Hey I like to hide my face.
Since when does batman wear blue?
Batman's utility belt was always yellow. Why? I don't know. Maybe he wanted everyone to know where he is getting everything from
Bright side, I can be happy with the fact that my grams won't be barking at me anymore
Every sinking ship has a little life boat coming from it, it is up to you if you are aboard it.
someone: where is the paperwork
me: I got frustrated and turned it into conffetti. want some?
Ooof, there is a fat cat on my chest
He wasn't just a cat, he was like my son!
I saw his frist breath and his last.
The story of the secret goldfish as I heard it was. There once was a girl who bought a goldfish. she didn't let anyone see it because she bought it herself with her own money. But truth is the goldfish was already dead. And the girl already cry and mourned for her friend and didn't want to do it again.
Let this be my secret
I don't want your sympanthy I want your help
me: I don't need sympanthy, I need help
friend: You need both
teacher: where is your father maybe he could help?
me: I haven't a clue where he is, even If I looked
teacher: what about your mother?
me: ha, she is ingoring me. No way in hell would she stick her head out for me, that would acutally take guts.
I don't need someone to tell me if your a jerk I can see it myself
How stupid are you to think that I can't come up with a single thought of my own, and guys I am a writer!!
someone: Your female, I think.
me: *gropes self* last time I checked I know this day and age yeah, but I am a chick.
I can't tell you how glad I am that I lost my keys.
Please tell me that is a joke
I am testing your mind. why can't you solve these simple riddles?
Somedays I feel like a genius even though I know I am an idiot.
Most of my boxes are books and movies... I am a bookworm that much is certain.
Why is this so heavy? it is just breakables!
Keep your eyes open you never know what will be useful.
Repeat what you are going to do because if your are having memory problems that helps
hmm, they look fimular... why? ack! now I know!
You think I would hurt you? You think I am that stupid? Hell If I wanted to hurt you I could have done a hell of a lot worse.
Why is it that people avoid me when they got a problem and bad mouth me behind my back and haven't the guts to talk to me.
I am not mad! I am upset, annoyed and such with you, but not mad. Next time give me a god damn warning!
She isn't an asshole, she is just paranoid. We came to her to help me out for a bit and then what I wanted help with was suddenly under fire at her place so she thinks we did it. I know we didn't but she doesn't want to hear that.
Humanity they don't want to hear anything that doesn't fit what they already planned out in their heads.
No I don't want to take anti-depression pills even though I am depressed. It scares me.
We are walking in a feild of bombs and we keep steping on the live mines. If I lose any more limbs from it I am going be just a torso.
Do I look like the type of girl who would do that?
Don't that is.... plastic fruit...
I just want a photo copy of my family coat of arms is that so hard???
Just because I don't agree with you, doesn't mean I hate you?
Is talking out problems, such a hard thing to ask?
I can't even think about my mother without crying, I thought she would acutally do something more then watch!
Is it fun to watch me squirm?
God is great and powerful, but even they can't do everything so get off your arse and do something.
Sure God sent me, He said Get up and stop being stupid!
I want a home, a place to rest, cry, be weak, think, dream, relax, get comfort, be free!
I am homesick, but I have no home. So what am I home sick for?
I am not belittling my feelings, I seriously don't understand them!
Damn it! I just want to cry!!!!
How can I betray my beloved felines by not staying with them forever.
How can a grandmother take her own granddaughter to court and accuse her of stealing and edvict her when that granddaughter does everything for her!
After all you done to me, I am not sure.
I am going to question everything.
Holy cow! I didn't mean to print that much!
How much did you print?
Oh look another one, another one, another one.... how many pages did you print... what do you mean you don't know!?!
Oh look at all the dead trees we got!
Yes, I just called you an a-hole in german. Now you know what it is in the future.
Yeah it is said that I know more german then the pureblood german guy.
I just sent an empty text!?!? I am an idiot.
AAhhhahhhhahh! Why is it so loud? I can feel the sound!
I want to adjust to the loudness of level 35, like my friends can hear it at, but I can't. I can hear it at level 9 easy, it seems loud when it is level 15 so level 35 or louder is unbearable.
Nothing is wrong, I just can't stand to hear it.
Nothing is wrong, I just don't want to hear you fight.
I just leave if someone is fighting. I tired to get them to discuss it over tea and cookies but no one likes that option and it isn't in me to fight. I hate fighting.
What is wrong avoid fighting if you hate fighting and they won't be civial.
Handle it in the presence, so you don't get overwhelmed in the future.
Why is the world so loud, I want quiet and to listen to soft music!
How many ways do I have to tell you to shut up to have you to stop talking to me?!
How hard is it to find a place to live?
I just want to listen to my music!
How many times do I have to say I am alright??!
I am reasonable I will hide who I really am to be convient for people around me.
If someone is stealing what is most important to each person they can't steal anything from me, because I lost it all.
I am not going to try to make up with my grandmother, ever! She is never going to change her thinking and I will never see her as right since I know she is wrong so we could never make nice!
You don't get it? I reject them and they will accept me a bit. It is horrible but true. the more I hate them the more they love me.
Why don't I have parents who will actually act like parents?
I believe God telling me to write.
Yeah I thought of living in a motel for a bit. if I am despriate.
90% of my friends are worried about my living problems, and 10% think I am so witty that I can surrive.
I can't help it, I am just creative.
I am sorry I can't turn my brain off. It is way too creative. It is maddening.
Who is darla? I was calling you darling!
You really don't get it, I am homeless now, it is all about me!
It is really about me! I am the one in need, the one working, THe one trying. I always was, you were just too stupid to see! It is my life, so it is all about me.
Excuse me, but I don't want to pay someone to be a slave to them!
I wish I was seen as more then a dollar sign to my family.
If I ever become rich and famous, my family isn't getting any of it, they are already after my money when I have none!
I will disappear so completely that my family will ever find me again, unless I want them too.
Just because I have a cloak doesn't make me a superhero.
Do I look like I can fly?.... Did you just say yes?!?!
Toes? DId she say toes? That is just too funny!
Don't step on my cloak
Does this cloak tred on me? I didn't think so, get off!
Why are all the guys pants hanging off, I keep seeing their underware.
I know she is mentally distrubed but her talking to her in that hissing tone all those horrible things is kinda creeping me out. I think she may jump me because of whatever she is talking to told her too.
It is a rattrap....
I don't like what I have to do, I hate it, but I must. Kill me now
I shouldn't joke, even the morbid jokes become reality
he is not smothering he just doesn't want to let me go because he is helping me.
Cellphones were made so people would stop demanding someone to stay with them 24/7
How am I suppose to have any private time when my roommate is a foot away from my bed?
Oh good, it looks like a college dorm... small
I need my nail chippers, I am ready to bite my nails.
How many songs do I fit?
I am not mad, I am annoyed.
I want my space, but I haven't got space because I am homeless!
someone: we were just haveing a discussion
me: yeah, he was pro, I was con
Me: I still feel bitey
someone: what?
Me: I have an oral fixation, I tend to have to bite something
SOmeone: okay I am going to do the dishes!
Stop talking about cleaning you are making me want to shampoo the floor!
I don't mop, I get out scrub brushes and a bucket and wash the floor that way.
writers don't just write what they know. they are inspired by it. Because if they just wrote about what they knew there would be a million stories about jerks fighting over nothing and no heros, no villians, and all morons.
someone: what are you eatting?
me: nothing
someone: then what is in your mouth?
me: my teeth
Someone: but it looked like you were chewing!
me: Oh I was biting the inside of my mouth.
me: *ducks chandlier*
someone: oh you are not as short as us.
me: It appears so
If anyone wants to steal my food from the fridge they are going to regret it... I am a vegetrain!
I knew I should have brought my cellphone
why are so many people calling
I should stop listening to others and listen to myself
I want to paint my nails.
me: Well Now I got a playmate.
friend: How old?
me: Three
Friend
stares* 
me: what? no one else will play video games with me!
How did she take 'what's up, doc?' as an insult?
Okay, who celpto my tumpaware?
Okay, How did I end up doing everything for the potluck? cooking, plating and putting away! the only thing I didn't do was the dishes!
Listen, You don't have room to talk mr. clompy clomp. I can't control if that door sucks so much it makes a racket
He lied and said I was slamming doors when I never slam doors only he and miss. fights with everyone are the only ones who slam doors.
I want chocolate. None of that peanut butter with chocolate crude, I want chocolate that gushes into your mouth thick and creamy and gooey. so give me Fudge rounds!
Fudge is chocolate! If it is peanut butter fudge it isn't right.
Yay! I got a tv! Now I can play video games on it!
I don't care that it is old, it still works I hope.
Is there a moment you don't stop talking?
Okay, I heard it all before you can stop complaining now. They suck, end of story now stop it!
Oi, he just makes anyone even a pasfist want to push him into the street.
I met people in wheelchairs before and they were nice. Now I learned, that even wheelchair bound you can still run into a jerk. For that reason you need steal toe boots.
If you don't know about it, don't say anything.
Mary Tyler Moore did not sing Que Sera Sera! No! I mean it she didn't it was Doris Day! Stop saying it was Mary! Idiot...
I swear, I am living on a bad reality show except I am not getting paid, I am paying them.
Look what I got you! curtains! reason being, when I was your roommate I kept wanting curtains in there. Hope you like lime green.
I give up on trying to get along with them. As far as I am concerned they don't exist anymore! I am ingoring that they are alive!
Oi, sorry but I am allerigic to perfume and colone.
What is wrong with you! didn't you think? I am allergic to perfume and colone and strong smells and you let that stuff out near me! what if I got seriously sick or died? then what?
I am not crazy, the voices in my head is my brain on boredom
What is a mommy hug? Is that when she is hugging you so tightly you can't breathe or when she sits on you?
The trick is to keep staring though them, not at them. They will figure out that you don't care anymore. some are just slower then others.
Some people are such jerks that they will fight with everyone. Pathetic.
Some people are so pathetic that they must make their lives more interesting by being busy bodies and tormenting others.
hmmm... ah! what the? hello? why are you so close to me?
*friend making ciggerettes*
Me: can I try?
friend: Um.. Sure! *hands stuff to make cigerettes*
Me: Cool, I wanted to try. looks like fun! *makes a cigerette fast and well*
Friend: *exzamines it* you're hired
Tempers are high... they must be low on their meds.
Geez! You take offense to everything.
The most offending people get offended easilest
Do I look like I give a damn?
You said that, and That and that! Say something new!
Umm, You are calling the nice guy a a-hole
How did you get that from what we were talking about?
Screw this! I am sticking to myself.
People like you are the reason people like me get commited
Do you ever shut up?
I just have to deal with it.
Yes I like my noodles, now don't mess with me
Hey I bit before. so what? just don't touch my food.
I am the evil Underware here to take your soul.(this was a joke I made while doing an evil sounding voice. what I really said was "I am the evil lord of the underworld here to take your soul." but since the evil sounding voice is so distortied, plus I can't do it for long since it is a bass and I am naturally a saprano, the line didn't come out right enjoy)
how I spend my time:
I either read, write, singing(not too good), running into a doors, talking to friends, staring off into space, watching tv, working, school, and being a idiot. this is all fun or funny at times.
how people describe me:
If you ever watch any anime you will see a character that would be a lot like me. Usually it is the brash, loud mouth, jerk, loner person. (Or the one sitting in the coner only speaking insults to you as they tell you what has to be done to save everybody.) None the less I am the one who is always in trouble even if I did nothing wrong. If you ever listen to the song Headstrong by trapt I am said to be that.
my fave game online is- talking to people's aways messages. It is funny to me at least.
add to my omg collection. so far I have found out omg can mean- Oh my god, oh my goodness, oh my guts, oh my gods, Oh my godess, Oh my goin
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I am alone
Always alone
I hide away
Hide from you
I know not what to do
I don't speak
I don't cry
I am always looking to the sky
People talk about me
I know that
So I will hide
Hide from it all
No one is here to save me
I am always lost and hiding
Note: most riddles I put here have been thought up already.
riddle to solve - when you don't know what i am, I am something. when you know what I am, I am nothing. what am I?
hint- the riddler said this riddle
riddle- six people were found in a grave. two mothers, two daughters, two grandmothers, two fathers, two sons, two husbands, two wives, how is this done?
Riddle- what can be seen by the naked eye, be put in a barrel, but makes the barrel lighter?
Riddle- what runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks?
Riddle- what is the last thing you take off before you go to bed?
riddle- what has 4 legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening??
Riddle- Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
riddle- When is the best time to have lunch?
riddle- What makes a man bald-headed?
Riddle- What always ends everything?
riddle- What is it that one needs most in the long run?
riddle- What animal keeps the best time?
riddle- What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
riddle- Where is the best place to see a man-eating fish?
riddle- If there are 5 apples on the counter and you take away 2, how many do you have?
riddle- Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
riddle- Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?
hint- think british
riddle- How many birth days does the average man have?
riddle- Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?
Riddle - Give me food , I will live , give me water and I will die . What am I ?
Riddle- you will find lots of old stuff in me, what am I?
Riddle- I got numbers on my face, but I can't count past 13. what am I?
Riddle- what has teeth but never eats?
Riddle- a man builds a house with every wall faceing north. A bear passes the house, what color is the bear.
hint - trick
Riddle- what is yours, you can't give away, and everyone uses it?
Riddle- what do you have when you are sitting but not when your standing?
Riddle- I am very famous, I have seen famous kings, I am older than you think, there are many like me, but I am one of the only two that go north. what am I?
Riddle- what goes up but doesn't come down?
Riddle- what is blind but can see?
Riddle- what question can you never answer yes to?
Riddle- across the water I am the way. Over the water I do stay. I don't move nor swim. what am I?
riddle- we eight move forward not back to protect our king from the foe's attack
riddle- what is everything to you and nothing to everyone else?
riddle- take one off and scratch my head, what was once red is black instead
riddle- We're five little things of the everyday sort, You'll find us all in a tennis court
riddle-Pernounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
Im double, Im single,
Im black blue and grey,
Im read from both ends,
And the same either way
riddle- what does the riddler always seek, but never really wants?
riddle- what goes around the world but stays in a corner?
riddle- the man who invented it doesn't want it. the man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it, doesn't know it. what is it?
riddle- I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right and in the middle, but I still hold water. what am I?
riddle- No sooner spoken than broken. what is it?
riddle- I am light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. what am I?
riddle- if you break me, I do not stop working. If you touch me, I may be snared. If you lose me, Nothing will matter. what am I?
Riddle- at night they come without being fetched. and by day they are lost without being stolen. what are they?
riddle- until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me when I have flown. what am I?
riddle- lighter than what I am made of, more of me is hidden than seen. what am i?
riddle- what is it that after you take away the whole, some still remains?
riddle- what kind of coat can only be put on when wet?
riddle- what building has the most stories?
riddle- what bone keeps getting longer and shorter?
riddle- how can I place a bookbag on the floor where no one could jump over it?
riddle- Two mothers and two daughters go to a pet store and buy three cats. Each female gets her own cat. How is this possible?
riddle- What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft?
riddle- My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe.
riddle- What's white when it’s dirty?
riddle- Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come?
riddle- What is it that everybody does at the same time?
riddle- A doctor and a nurse have a baby boy. But the boy's father is not the doctor and the mother is not the nurse. How can it be?
riddle- The more you take away, the larger it becomes? What is it?
riddle- You can keep it only after giving it away to someone else. What is it?
riddle- What is so fragile even saying its name can break it?
riddle- How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
riddle- What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
riddle- The more you take the more you leave behind.
riddle- What turns everything around, but does not move?
riddle- I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be.
riddle- You can see nothing else
When you look in my face,
I will look you in the eye
And I will never lie.
riddle- Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not. what is it?
riddle- What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands?
riddle- what insturment can't you touch, but when you play all will hear?
riddle- It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?
riddle- how far can you go into the woods?
riddle- When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
riddle- Brothers or sisters have I none, but that mans father is my fathers son. Who is that man?
riddle- What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?
riddle- While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?
riddle- I am with you when you are born. I am there until you die. I am there when your awake. I there when your asleep. You can never lose me. People like to debate about me. No one knows when I start, but they know when I end. what am i?
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I found this online. hope you like it
Title: Friendship Cake
Categories: CAKES
Servings: 1
1 c greetings
1/2 c smiles
1 lg hug
2/3 c love
1 ts sympathy
2 c hospitality
Preparation :
Cream greeting and smiles thoroughly. Add hugs separately.
Slowly stir in love. Sift sympathy and hospitality and fold in
carefully. Bake in warm heart. Serve often.
News flash from Mel-Mel-Chan Land!!!!---
Nuku Scarra gave birth to Saidan Duo's children at march 24th at 5 and 8 pm
The babies are doing fine and love to squeak. one is adventurous while the other loves to cuddle.
Hope you enjoyed hearing the joyious news!
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2008 news flash from mel-mel-chan land!!!!!
Nuku Scarra gave birth to a baby with a mysterious father at 10:06 pm january 16th!
they baby is fine and unsure. it is a few colors and very pretty.
lets wish the new arrival luck!
news flash: bast artmeis the cat got adopted out. and should be having fun with her new family
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A sad news flash from Mel-Mel-Chan's world. 2009
Kakashi Oreo, my black and white cat. Died May 27th, at 8:00 am. He couldn't breath and was very very sick. so he went to sleep forever.
Thank you all for listening
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a sad new flash from Mel-Mel-Chan's world
my grams edvicted me. Yes that is right she took me to court and made me pay her 105 dollars so I can be homeless. Oh joy, since I did everything for her. Well I had to give away my cats Nuku Scarra and Saidan Duo. Nuku is in places unknown. and Saidan is currently at my aunts. Future unknown. it hurts
Hello all, I am working on raising money for getting a new place to live and to pay my phone bill. So I am doing sewing.
So if you want me to sew for you, I will.
E-mail me at HandStiched@hotmail.com and place an order
that way you can place an order and we can work out a payment. and such. thank you
currently I need help with a story. please vote at the poll below.
http://www.quizilla.com/polls/12863561/what-should-i-name-the-town-in-my-story
http://dragcave.net/user/DreamingForever
click that link and on my dragon eggs and hatchlings and watch them grow!
Name: Mel-Mel-Chan
looks: brown hair, cat eyes, glasses, chubby
fave food: onions, cooked, not alone, but in almost everything
least fave food: permint, fish, any meat really, olives, raddishes,carrots(flavoress), watermelon(tastes like water)
fave thing to do: find out stuff
least fave thing to do: heroics(but I do them anyways)
free time uses: makes quizzes(different site), write poems, read poems, sleep, tv, or something.
What do you do: for me to know and you to find out.
what would you like to be doing most of the time: sleeping. I miss sleep. I don't get much anymore. but that is school life for you.
movies: I like movies I can laugh at or have fun being at. I am a Jackie Chan fan. lol. No one who knows me has figured that out yet.
movies you don't want to see: Horror. I hate horror and so does any guy who are with me at the time. they think I will grab onto them when i am scared but no.
Ideal date: I would like to go ice skateing. who ever taking me would love that too because I am a horrible skater and would almost always be falling into their arms. That or some interesting.
have you ever dated: been on a date, a tornado hit
titles: fate, good-luck, chimes, jiggle, lighting, ninja, evil demon from hell, sweet angel from heaven, girl with one hell of a punched, demonic gyspy, Hippie lady, gyspy girl, loud mouth, Secret keeper, safe, stone wall, sleepwalker, sleeptalker, intense eyes, beast girl, wolf woman, werecat, cat girl, fang, creature girl, zoo lady, girl who knows it all, girl who study too much, girl who knows her animals, comet, Haley's comet, etc.
ever been kissed: only by people who wanted good luck.
how do you see life right now: bubbling with hardships, but I can get though. I need no one to save me. though secretly I wish someone would save me.
greatest fear: ain't telling that
greatest passion: ain't telling that
weight: no one should ever ask that
Height: tall enough
one word that describes you best: loud
one word that doesn't describe you at all: normal
what people want to do to you most of the time: get me dressing, acting, and seemingly normal and girly
what do you want to be like most of the time: Me, I am a tomboy mix with odd and unquie.
pets: none. had to give away my cats. want a future fish named Fiyero
quotes(mostly ones I said and made up):
Don't argue with me, I am sick and if you keep yaking on I am gonna yak on you.
You keep threatening me with junk you don't even got, damn you, you stupid person! You are suppose to have what you threaten with or else it is no good to threaten it at all!
Sure you are a genius.... in a world of half brain inbred idiots....
You care about my bloodline why? If I was royal I would be inbred, if I was all this or that, I would be your sister, and I already know I am all mutt. so bark bark woof.
Men like you make me seriously just go to straight lesbian.
How many girls did you turn lesbian by being such a loser jerk?
It must suck to be the girl who turns men gay.
You are a guy! how do lesbians chicks turn you on? you got no chance of being with either of them!
Bush doesn't vote yes to gay marriage because he wants to have both the lesbians get it on with him as well, the pervert.
People are just like candybars; hard and tough on the outside, but soft and sweet on the inside.
You see a mess, I see fun!!!!
listen you moron! I have a fever, I am throwing up and I am sick of hearing you speak, now step off and let me sleep or get puked on!
He's a cat not a dog! he isn't gonna fetch you your slippers even if you paid him!
Love is nice, but if it is just lust it is hell to clean up.
Do I look like an idiot to you?
Without pain you won't know joy.
Back off or suffer a fate worse then death, my mother!
Love does hurt, but that is how you know it is real.
I feel sorry for you, it must suck to be that stupid.
Never surrender into the darkness.
Didn't anyone tell you not to piss off girls?
I am a loner so I am alone.
Okay, but your going have to help me with the paperwork because I would get confused and frustrated and then we will have confetti instead of paperwork
Call me what you wish as long as you can back it up
Teamwork is a fancy word for common sense to helping others.
Oh yeah ingore me when I need you, some mother you are
I look calm when I am so stressed out that I am chewing my hands?
You know my right hand tastes different from my left hand
Kakashi is your husband.
I like cloaks, I made it myself.
This blue cloak is the cloth my cat gave birth on. So forever will I have them with me.
How can a grandmother kick out her own grand-daughter over the fact that she won't give her full control over herself.
Sorry I stopped defending people whom are hurting me
Yes I am keeping my options open.
I just realized something, I am too god damn hopeful that my mother would actal help me or love me.
Why? why won't she ever even defend me? Or help me?
Why do people always think that I have to have others tell me what to think? I have aspbersges not stupidity.
How did I get the villians from story books as realtives???
Okay, you agree that you are irrational and unreasonable and yet you refuse to listen to reason and rational thinking?
How the hell am I suppose to clean the room and pack at the same time? those two activites are polar oppisites!
Sorry I am not a moron like you?
Dude, I am not my father! I have boobs if you hadn't noticed!
Did you just call me my father? Are you stupid? I am nothing like either of parents!
A liar calling you a liar is just insulting.
I agree with you, I won't steal.
What? You can't kick me out in one night! I need a week to pack at least!!!
I didn't break that you loontic and if I did it was by accident and you know that.
You are not suppose to be happy if your called a villian, and your not suppose to agree with it.
Legally you can't keep me from finding a place to stay, so reconnect the internet.
I think I am making an invisablity cloak cause this feels like the cloak that was described in harry potter's book.
friend: what are you doing?
me: playing with bread
friend: only you
I want to spike my ten inch long hair
I want to keep my cats!!!
Don't blame me for his death! I wasn't the one who made his life out to mean money!
He was a living creature not a dollar sign! But you don't give a damn unless it is money.
Oh hell no I am not going to pay you! I didn't do it for starters, so why should I pay for it?
You are kicking me out because I didn't give you control over my money and food and such. I am already your maid and severant.
So you agree with me that I do stuff no one else would put up with, and you are still kicking me out?
Yeah, all the jerks are related to me
You are such a jerk! Your not related to me are you?
I am sorry but I have to sew it is either I sew or I start biting myself.
I love bread!
Friend: what are you eating?
me: garlic sauce shells
Friend: Noodles?
Me: yes
Friend2: She always eats noodles. If she eats anymore she will be a noodle
Friend: Do you eat anything besides noodles?
Me: Yes
Friend: when? what?
Me: at home and whatever I can. I had some chilli joe the other day.... what is that face for?
So you pretty much gave me a paper weight.....
I really got to go out for acting cause while panicing and stressing out I am walking around with a calm confident air to myself. God damn I am good at acting.
I can't afford to stress out and cry and freak out, I have to focus to getting things done.
Apparently I can scare people just by standing still and not smiling
Smile, they won't know what to think!
You are in hell and you still worry about others???
Yes I am in hell, and what you except me to stop worrying about others even if my life crumbs to pieces I may end up in a ditch to live in?
Back away from me or I will beat you with my baguette
Wow, they ate my sunset cake and all four cake size brownies. that is impressive.
I love bread!
why is it anyone who isn't blood can see me better and worse.
Where is my prince charming or knight in shining armor? I kinda need saving now!
How did my life end up a drama or something?
My heart is locked away; Unless you have the key turn away.
Love is nice, but sometimes I wonder if it is real.
Don't cry unless your tears hold power.
Look into yourself to see what is real.
Pickle cream and Ice egg. what the heck? where can I get some of that junk or what is it for one?
The only way I know how to live is to be myself everyday and not let my troubles trouble you. For if I cause a tear to fall from your eye I have failed to do what I wished for.
You are you. I am me. Do not wish to be someone you can not be.
Don't say anything you don't mean
Follow your heart for your eyes may tell lies
If I had to pick between being serious or seriously insane i would pick seriously insane since they get to have more fun!
I wish I had mutiuple personalities! then I would have playmates that never can go away! and we can play all day!
Man I wish I was Mily Cryse. She gets paid for having a split personality! she gets paid and so does her other self hannah montanna! I wish I could get paid for having multiple personalities and not being able to make up my mind on who I am.
Being blind doesn't always mean not able to see, It could be not willing to see or can't understand.
Don't ask me something you already know.
Crossing the river to the land of success is full of rocks called failure.
Don't force the creative process on a creative person or they will come up with creative ways to hurt you.
To me the glass ain't half empty or half full, it is empty because I drank it all.
I don't care weather it is truth or lies I write what is in my heart and my mind.
Art is the reflection of an artist
I will smile and then die laughing
Don't make a promise you don't intend to keep.
Why wake up from a dream to face a reality that is fake
Innocent blood falls when madmen are in charge
Why must we be torn between the two things we have in life; the stuff we want and the stuff we really need.
Power is nothing without knowledge
The ties that bind us is the love for family
Forcing your beliefs on others will only chase them away
Even the smartest person is seen as an foolish idiot
Don't piss off the gamemaster
If actions speak louder than words, what are you trying to tell me?
I am pretty sure you can't be me
No one is in fashion. they are either ahead or behind.
Yes, In fact you are in an alter universe known as my butt.(I was being a wise crack that day)
Grades don't matter to me, only what I learn matters, so shut up tests!
Do I have to eat the school food? Yesterday I had to catch my pudding to get something to eat.
something just landed in my pudding didn't it? oh look it is a quarter.... damn you people stop pelting me with lose change i hopes I will eat it and get poisoned by the metal!
Don't make something you can't control.
Seriously.... I didn't make you curse me out. did I hold a gun to your head and say curse me out?
you are just mad because you know I am right!
Yeah, get mad at me! I have a moral code and ethics something you seriously need to learn.
Why are you cleaning his room? did he ask you to? nope didn't think so. so just get what he asked you for and get out, your pissing me off.
Hello! I am not breaking the law! and quit threatening to evict me over that! if we get caught, I am testifying that you made me do it!
Oh yeah sure you can evict me over dishes, lamest reason ever
Your going to evict me because I told you the truth?
You want to evict me because you think my sister would take care of you? honestly, that ain't happening. she is selfish.
What kind of idiot are you?
I don't eat a lot of junk food. I only eat once a...... ok so I eat a lot of junk food.
I knew it! you can't lie
they really oughta make those photo booths for 3 fat chicks cause me and my friends can't fit in and we always travel in 3!
If that is a wide load, what is that? extra wide load cause I can't see past her!
Move big butt coming through, watch your head I may fart!
I must say that was a good bootleg, you could hardly tell it wasn't the real thing.
what are you gonna do with barbie? smack me with her? she may give me a black eye. for a chick she is always hard.
if you want a small blunt object that hurts whenever you throw it, use barbie.
what the hell would I want a doll for? I haven't been into since I sold all 300 of mine for 5 bucks.
let's kill barney!
Oh yeah I feel real safe with barney when bevis and butthead are aiming to kill him...
kid me: Barney where are your spots?
barney: they fell off in the car
kid me: how the hell do spots fall off?
barney: I sat in spot remover
kid me: but you said they fell off in the car
barney: I sat in spot remover then got into the car where they fell off
kid me: you are so full of it! you aren't barney you are a cheap knock off who couldn't afford to put spots on!
nothing says fun like a stupid dinosaur bugging someone until he gets beats with a mircophone
I like watching the sims burn to death!
watch! I can kill myself in 10 minutes on the sims...
Damn you! your suppose to do as I say! who in control her simmy! me or you?
how general was that fart in my general direction?
if my mom was a hamster then I must be half hamster, now give me my hamster powers!
hedgefrog? Oh I made those up! they are half hedgehog half frog!
I know hedgefrogs couldn't exist! I made them up
hedgefrog? a spikey greyish green frog!
As much as we want to be free we can never be free
Don't go near the table when there is a feeding frenzy. you might lose a hand or two.
Oh now I am an adress book too? I am already the phone book!
Don't fight with a mother, she tends to win.
when you fight a girl she hurts you, but if you fight a guy when the fight is over no one wins or loses.
follow your own path see what you get.
Things ain't what they seem
If I had wings I would show you everything from a new point of veiw
ages ago we pledge never to draw the line between, but you just drew the line
the most comples design cold also be the simplest.
You wish you could fly, I wish I could say on the ground.
Nobody dies without a reason
If I am going to be blackmailed for wearing a dress I might as well look good.
war is nothing more than a simple word meaning we made a really dumb mistake.
Don't piss off your girlfriend's best friend, they tend to be able to find you.
Why are they following me like I got candy stuck to my butt?
Is there candy stuck to my butt that I can't see cause you keep following me!
If you are going stand over my shoulder, then be useful!
Umm, yeah, can you not talk about poop and laxtives while I am trying to eat my candybar
That was a laxtive, this is a snickers, not the same thing. Someone took off the snickers wraper and put it on a laxtive to trick the person, I bought this from a vender so It is good.
-does she dress up for halloween?
-yes as a matter of fact I do, dress up for halloween. I just like wearing stuff like this.
I am a usagi tenchi!(bunny angel)
my bunny ear broke now I look like a drunk bunny
Is there a reason you just decided to start bashing me?
Well he is an idiot, but who isn't
Don't predict my furture I am still not going to be prepared for it!
If someone aww's me or says I am cute one more time that person is getting slapped!
How does a baby steal cows?
why the hell am i getting chain letters...
Chain letters are not cute
Why are they called chain letters.. there is no chains in the letters
I just wanted to say pizza. no reason
Pizza!
We shall call it kiwi!
umm, yeah I am learning to speak japanese... why?
I can't speak spanish unless I want to bite my tounge off...
You expect me to be loyal, but you don't show me a reason to be loyal to you
If I dide tomorrow don't be sad, smile.
You got to give me points for trying.(I was talking to a friend about something)
Is lieing for freedom wrong?
I am not going to listen to someone who hates me
my body and my face can lie, but my eyes never could
Eyes are in which we see into your and our own spirit and soul.
listen to my words you may learn something.
Shallow! I mean I can walk in a puddle of you and not get my feet wet!
spell check was invented so I would stop making a fool out of myself
Yeah I am Bi, so??? Got a problem with that??
Just because two bi girls are best friends and looking for a date doesn't mean that they are looking for one guy to date!! get your heads out of the gutter!!
I know my chest is nice, but don't crash your car because your trying to see down my shirt, moron.
why don't they let people have gay marriage?? Bush would like it if he thought of all the chicks kissing and such. and the girls would go with it too for the kissing!!
I am bi not blind!
Geez, your girlfriend is hiding from me since she thinks I like her. that is stupid.
Brothers.... They are so afraid that you will steal their girl even if you don't want the girl that they lie to their girlfriends to make them fear you.
Uht, yeah I am bi, now go away I am trying to sleep
You know one japanese word already! Pajama is pajama in japanese!!
Why the hell is this in there! It is the same word in both languages! That is utterly useless!
I would chew on metal too if I has as many anxieties as you.
Look it is red robin hood!
Look it is darth mal!
look it is little red!
look, it is batman after getting his cape dyed red at the cleaners!
Dude! I know I suck, you don't have to go into a half hour of telling me how much I suck. I can under 5 minutes, or 10, but a half hour just talking about I suck? dude, you suck!
what does your shirt say? aren't you suppose to be working on improving your self-esteem? Oh, wait you are insulting the reader...
how does one sew their bra that they are wearing to a pillow?
I must be gifted, I can sew my pants together without even noticing it.
I got plushies! here have one!!!
Plushiesssssssssss!!!!!!!!! I want one!
fffffffffffffFaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! Give me the fan!
yeah I am obessed.
-it is an icebreaker!
-that is one big bag of ice breakers.
I am me, hate me for being me and not for my sexuality
Love is blind, Hate is blind. Which one will you choose?
I choose not to see what you are. What I choose is to see who you are!
Dude, what is with homophobas??? it isn't like someone of the same gender is going to jump them. that rarely happens!!
Enough with the damn santizer! Your hands are dripping already!
Sorry killer jellybeans were eatting me
Nothing is scarier then a jellybean army..... except the evil clown army, run for your pitiful lives!!
Great, not only did I have to fight all of the greens, blues, reds, and pinks, I now Have to face the dreaded black jellybean.
person 1: so how are you?
person 2: I feel like throwing my guts out
person 1: go ahead, i am all ears
person 2: No, I meant litterally
person 1: oh!
Pardon me, my good, uh, uh, sir.
I'll have to ask you to release that young...
- Keep movin', junior. - lady.
But you... Are-Aren't you a damsel in distress?
I'm a damsel. I'm in distress.
I can handle this. Have a nice day. -from meg and hercules in the movie
Next time, don't let your guard down because of a pair of big goo-goo eyes! -phil from hercules
Are you, uh, all right, Miss, uh...
Megara. My friends call me Meg.
At least they would if I had any friends.
So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?
Uh, uh, uh, I'm, um, uh...
- Uh, uh... - Are you always this articulate?
Hercules. My... My name is Hercules.
Herc... Huh. I think I prefer Wonderboy.
So, uh, uh... How-how-how'd you get mixed up with the, uh...
Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are.
They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me. I'm yours."
Don't worry. Shorty here can explain it to ya later.
Well, thanks for everything, Herc.
It's been a real slice. -meg and hercules
She's somethin'. Isn't she, Phil?
Yeah, ye... Oh, yeah. She's really somethin'.
A real pain in the patella! Earth to Herc!- Phil and hercules
the mice have grown smarter and now they can hack our computers
my cat can hack your computer while hacking a hairball
Aw, how cute.
A couple of rodents lookin' for a theme park. - meg from hercules
Excuse me.
It, uh...
seems to me that what you folks need is a hero.
Yeah, and who are you?
I'm Hercules, and, uh...
I happen to be a hero. - hercules and a guy
Phil, I-I did great.
They even applauded. Sort of.
Huh! I hate to burst your bubble, kid...
but that ain't applause.
Ph-Ph-Ph-Phil? What do you call that thing?
Two words:
am-scray!
Let's get ready to rumble!
That's it. Dance around! Dance around!
Watch the teeth! Watch the teeth! Keep going. Come on. Come on.
Lead with your left. Lead with your left. Your other left!
Whoa!
All right! All right! You're bad! Okay!
See, Phil? That... That wasn't so hard.
Kid, kid, kid. How many horns do you see?
- Six? - Eh, close enough.
Let's get you cleaned up.- hercules and phil
See, he's gotta have a weakness...
because everybody's got a weakness.
I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing.
For the Trojans, hey. They bet on the wrong horse, okay?
We simply need to find out Wonderboy's. -Hades from hercules
I rather worship a portable toliet then you
Oh man I think I sat at the wrong table
Oh, I just caught the butt end of that, she rather worship a portable toliet then you!?
I rather date a toad
Hurry up and die already, you are getting on my nerves
Stop following me around like I got candy stuck to my butt!
Do I look like I date jerks?
Would it kill people to be on time!?
Just because I have pale skin doesn't make me a vampire damn it!
Do I look like a vampire to you? Forget I asked that even I know the answer to that
I need a tan I keep getting mistaken for a vampire
Why did I get the lecture when he was teasing me and I was fighting back?
aunt: you have a huge ship of problems
niece: I thought I had a small spork boat of problems
aunt: No, you have the tantantic of problems
niece: then who is the iceberg?
aunt: your mother
(thought this was funny)
Halie, Not comet, If I was a comet I would be a flying rock. Can you diferate the two?
Why is he leading us? How is he leading us?
Why am I leading? How did I end up leading?
Oi! Why is the dyslexic person reading the newspaper, someone else read!
How many ways do I have to tell you I don't understand before you get that I don't understand!!!
I don't understand, Not deaf. Raising your voice wouldn't help either way!
I was thinking of you the other day, because the song "just keep swimming" kept popping into my head.
What are you on?
Who are you kidding, you don't have apsbergers.
Yeah they suffer the mental illness of stupidity and wanting to stay that way!
I am a busy body who can't be stopped. If something isn't being done I will do it even if I am over stressed!
Someone stop me from over working!!!!
A loan?? never understood it.
Drop it!! My angel wings!!!
Why are you trying to teach me something that I pyschially I can't learn.
Don't push the red button!!!! It puts you on hold!!!!
I want an invisablity cloak too!!!
Why is my leg vibrating??? Oh!! My cell... I'm late!!
Please tell me you hear the music too!
If you are going stand over my shoulder be useful.
Racist? I am not racist! I have black realtives, I am a mutt of like everything, plus I have friends of different nationalities. I can't be racist! I am not Racist, I just don't like you!
If your going to accuse me of something be it something I am likely to do or be.
Just because I am white and your black and I won't give you something of mine doesn't mean I am Racist.(some black guy i know called me racist just because I wouldn't give him my umbreella)
I paid for an x-box, not a cardboard box!
Do you see where the game system is missing? Yeah it was never in the box, now give me my damn game system cause I am not going to pay 100 or more dollars for a cardboard box!!
If you keep getting hurt doing that stop that!
why does this egg look like a gramham cracker???
No, seriously what are we doing for easter besides tormenting me?
I suffer from aspberguers. And no that it isn't a burger made of ass or a vegeitarian meal, it is a mental disorder.
what is this? Oh that is what it is... puting down now...
Hello! how can you not find me? I am the only loonitic wearing bunny ears!
No don't kiss me I am irish!
How am I bleeding now?
Okay, I fallen and I am stuck.... now how to get back up too sitting while I am dangling here upside down bewteen to chairs? (injured foot time)
Yes I am ambitious and I can't so no, that is why I am doing everything.
No! I am not making a cake tomorrow or the next day and I won't be bullied into it either! I am just making them for the holidays!
If you want cake so bad, you make it!!
Do I look smart to you?
Can you speak moron please?
this computer doesn't like to show the background, that computer has pms, that computer likes to show type super sized, and that computer is like "you want to go online, well screw you!"
Yeah I had a dangerous childhood, didn't you?
Yeah I will be here, unless something eats me.
Just because I am smart on some stuff and can work a computer doesn't mean I am not a moron!
me(reading something): think twice before burdening your friends with secrets
friend: did you say think twice before burning your friends with ciggerrettes?
me: no!
Me(reading): when a friend is down take them out for coffee or dinner
friend: wait, what did you say to me eariler? that I looked tired, like hell,
me: and like shit
friend: then you should take me out for dinner!
me: Hell no! I am broke!
me(reading): when a friend takes you out to eat, offer to pay the tip.
Friend: huh?
Me: That is nice and all but what if your broke! *flips though the book* man, they don't cover anything if your broke!
friend: I like what you said. what if you are broke, right?
Should I just teach you how to make pretty cakes?
I should get paid for this.
I should get paid for being related to you
I am abusing you by what? living? I don't do nothing but help you out. Sure I grumble but I hate sunshine, sunburn, water, you, and waking up for something stupid.
Me:I saw you speeding past the frist time, but you didn't see me.
Driver: you should have yelled after me.
Me: oh yeah my voice is really going to catch up to a speeding vechile
Eh? what the hell does this say?
I would transfer the phone call, but I don't know how.
I would give you the phone number, but the number is on my cell phone and I am on my cellphone and I don't know how to do that and stay on the phone
Oh my god, I am so sorry I hung up on you before I was trying to text something and you called!
If you tell anyone I will beat you with a plushie full of mexican jumping beans.
Hey I like to hide my face.
Since when does batman wear blue?
Batman's utility belt was always yellow. Why? I don't know. Maybe he wanted everyone to know where he is getting everything from
Bright side, I can be happy with the fact that my grams won't be barking at me anymore
Every sinking ship has a little life boat coming from it, it is up to you if you are aboard it.
someone: where is the paperwork
me: I got frustrated and turned it into conffetti. want some?
Ooof, there is a fat cat on my chest
He wasn't just a cat, he was like my son!
I saw his frist breath and his last.
The story of the secret goldfish as I heard it was. There once was a girl who bought a goldfish. she didn't let anyone see it because she bought it herself with her own money. But truth is the goldfish was already dead. And the girl already cry and mourned for her friend and didn't want to do it again.
Let this be my secret
I don't want your sympanthy I want your help
me: I don't need sympanthy, I need help
friend: You need both
teacher: where is your father maybe he could help?
me: I haven't a clue where he is, even If I looked
teacher: what about your mother?
me: ha, she is ingoring me. No way in hell would she stick her head out for me, that would acutally take guts.
I don't need someone to tell me if your a jerk I can see it myself
How stupid are you to think that I can't come up with a single thought of my own, and guys I am a writer!!
someone: Your female, I think.
me: *gropes self* last time I checked I know this day and age yeah, but I am a chick.
I can't tell you how glad I am that I lost my keys.
Please tell me that is a joke
I am testing your mind. why can't you solve these simple riddles?
Somedays I feel like a genius even though I know I am an idiot.
Most of my boxes are books and movies... I am a bookworm that much is certain.
Why is this so heavy? it is just breakables!
Keep your eyes open you never know what will be useful.
Repeat what you are going to do because if your are having memory problems that helps
hmm, they look fimular... why? ack! now I know!
You think I would hurt you? You think I am that stupid? Hell If I wanted to hurt you I could have done a hell of a lot worse.
Why is it that people avoid me when they got a problem and bad mouth me behind my back and haven't the guts to talk to me.
I am not mad! I am upset, annoyed and such with you, but not mad. Next time give me a god damn warning!
She isn't an asshole, she is just paranoid. We came to her to help me out for a bit and then what I wanted help with was suddenly under fire at her place so she thinks we did it. I know we didn't but she doesn't want to hear that.
Humanity they don't want to hear anything that doesn't fit what they already planned out in their heads.
No I don't want to take anti-depression pills even though I am depressed. It scares me.
We are walking in a feild of bombs and we keep steping on the live mines. If I lose any more limbs from it I am going be just a torso.
Do I look like the type of girl who would do that?
Don't that is.... plastic fruit...
I just want a photo copy of my family coat of arms is that so hard???
Just because I don't agree with you, doesn't mean I hate you?
Is talking out problems, such a hard thing to ask?
I can't even think about my mother without crying, I thought she would acutally do something more then watch!
Is it fun to watch me squirm?
God is great and powerful, but even they can't do everything so get off your arse and do something.
Sure God sent me, He said Get up and stop being stupid!
I want a home, a place to rest, cry, be weak, think, dream, relax, get comfort, be free!
I am homesick, but I have no home. So what am I home sick for?
I am not belittling my feelings, I seriously don't understand them!
Damn it! I just want to cry!!!!
How can I betray my beloved felines by not staying with them forever.
How can a grandmother take her own granddaughter to court and accuse her of stealing and edvict her when that granddaughter does everything for her!
After all you done to me, I am not sure.
I am going to question everything.
Holy cow! I didn't mean to print that much!
How much did you print?
Oh look another one, another one, another one.... how many pages did you print... what do you mean you don't know!?!
Oh look at all the dead trees we got!
Yes, I just called you an a-hole in german. Now you know what it is in the future.
Yeah it is said that I know more german then the pureblood german guy.
I just sent an empty text!?!? I am an idiot.
AAhhhahhhhahh! Why is it so loud? I can feel the sound!
I want to adjust to the loudness of level 35, like my friends can hear it at, but I can't. I can hear it at level 9 easy, it seems loud when it is level 15 so level 35 or louder is unbearable.
Nothing is wrong, I just can't stand to hear it.
Nothing is wrong, I just don't want to hear you fight.
I just leave if someone is fighting. I tired to get them to discuss it over tea and cookies but no one likes that option and it isn't in me to fight. I hate fighting.
What is wrong avoid fighting if you hate fighting and they won't be civial.
Handle it in the presence, so you don't get overwhelmed in the future.
Why is the world so loud, I want quiet and to listen to soft music!
How many ways do I have to tell you to shut up to have you to stop talking to me?!
How hard is it to find a place to live?
I just want to listen to my music!
How many times do I have to say I am alright??!
I am reasonable I will hide who I really am to be convient for people around me.
If someone is stealing what is most important to each person they can't steal anything from me, because I lost it all.
I am not going to try to make up with my grandmother, ever! She is never going to change her thinking and I will never see her as right since I know she is wrong so we could never make nice!
You don't get it? I reject them and they will accept me a bit. It is horrible but true. the more I hate them the more they love me.
Why don't I have parents who will actually act like parents?
I believe God telling me to write.
Yeah I thought of living in a motel for a bit. if I am despriate.
90% of my friends are worried about my living problems, and 10% think I am so witty that I can surrive.
I can't help it, I am just creative.
I am sorry I can't turn my brain off. It is way too creative. It is maddening.
Who is darla? I was calling you darling!
You really don't get it, I am homeless now, it is all about me!
It is really about me! I am the one in need, the one working, THe one trying. I always was, you were just too stupid to see! It is my life, so it is all about me.
Excuse me, but I don't want to pay someone to be a slave to them!
I wish I was seen as more then a dollar sign to my family.
If I ever become rich and famous, my family isn't getting any of it, they are already after my money when I have none!
I will disappear so completely that my family will ever find me again, unless I want them too.
Just because I have a cloak doesn't make me a superhero.
Do I look like I can fly?.... Did you just say yes?!?!
Toes? DId she say toes? That is just too funny!
Don't step on my cloak
Does this cloak tred on me? I didn't think so, get off!
Why are all the guys pants hanging off, I keep seeing their underware.
I know she is mentally distrubed but her talking to her in that hissing tone all those horrible things is kinda creeping me out. I think she may jump me because of whatever she is talking to told her too.
It is a rattrap....
I don't like what I have to do, I hate it, but I must. Kill me now
I shouldn't joke, even the morbid jokes become reality
he is not smothering he just doesn't want to let me go because he is helping me.
Cellphones were made so people would stop demanding someone to stay with them 24/7
How am I suppose to have any private time when my roommate is a foot away from my bed?
Oh good, it looks like a college dorm... small
I need my nail chippers, I am ready to bite my nails.
How many songs do I fit?
I am not mad, I am annoyed.
I want my space, but I haven't got space because I am homeless!
someone: we were just haveing a discussion
me: yeah, he was pro, I was con
Me: I still feel bitey
someone: what?
Me: I have an oral fixation, I tend to have to bite something
SOmeone: okay I am going to do the dishes!
Stop talking about cleaning you are making me want to shampoo the floor!
I don't mop, I get out scrub brushes and a bucket and wash the floor that way.
writers don't just write what they know. they are inspired by it. Because if they just wrote about what they knew there would be a million stories about jerks fighting over nothing and no heros, no villians, and all morons.
someone: what are you eatting?
me: nothing
someone: then what is in your mouth?
me: my teeth
Someone: but it looked like you were chewing!
me: Oh I was biting the inside of my mouth.
me: *ducks chandlier*
someone: oh you are not as short as us.
me: It appears so
If anyone wants to steal my food from the fridge they are going to regret it... I am a vegetrain!
I knew I should have brought my cellphone
why are so many people calling
I should stop listening to others and listen to myself
I want to paint my nails.
me: Well Now I got a playmate.
friend: How old?
me: Three
Friend
stares* me: what? no one else will play video games with me!
How did she take 'what's up, doc?' as an insult?
Okay, who celpto my tumpaware?
Okay, How did I end up doing everything for the potluck? cooking, plating and putting away! the only thing I didn't do was the dishes!
Listen, You don't have room to talk mr. clompy clomp. I can't control if that door sucks so much it makes a racket
He lied and said I was slamming doors when I never slam doors only he and miss. fights with everyone are the only ones who slam doors.
I want chocolate. None of that peanut butter with chocolate crude, I want chocolate that gushes into your mouth thick and creamy and gooey. so give me Fudge rounds!
Fudge is chocolate! If it is peanut butter fudge it isn't right.
Yay! I got a tv! Now I can play video games on it!
I don't care that it is old, it still works I hope.
Is there a moment you don't stop talking?
Okay, I heard it all before you can stop complaining now. They suck, end of story now stop it!
Oi, he just makes anyone even a pasfist want to push him into the street.
I met people in wheelchairs before and they were nice. Now I learned, that even wheelchair bound you can still run into a jerk. For that reason you need steal toe boots.
If you don't know about it, don't say anything.
Mary Tyler Moore did not sing Que Sera Sera! No! I mean it she didn't it was Doris Day! Stop saying it was Mary! Idiot...
I swear, I am living on a bad reality show except I am not getting paid, I am paying them.
Look what I got you! curtains! reason being, when I was your roommate I kept wanting curtains in there. Hope you like lime green.
I give up on trying to get along with them. As far as I am concerned they don't exist anymore! I am ingoring that they are alive!
Oi, sorry but I am allerigic to perfume and colone.
What is wrong with you! didn't you think? I am allergic to perfume and colone and strong smells and you let that stuff out near me! what if I got seriously sick or died? then what?
I am not crazy, the voices in my head is my brain on boredom
What is a mommy hug? Is that when she is hugging you so tightly you can't breathe or when she sits on you?
The trick is to keep staring though them, not at them. They will figure out that you don't care anymore. some are just slower then others.
Some people are such jerks that they will fight with everyone. Pathetic.
Some people are so pathetic that they must make their lives more interesting by being busy bodies and tormenting others.
hmmm... ah! what the? hello? why are you so close to me?
*friend making ciggerettes*
Me: can I try?
friend: Um.. Sure! *hands stuff to make cigerettes*
Me: Cool, I wanted to try. looks like fun! *makes a cigerette fast and well*
Friend: *exzamines it* you're hired
Tempers are high... they must be low on their meds.
Geez! You take offense to everything.
The most offending people get offended easilest
Do I look like I give a damn?
You said that, and That and that! Say something new!
Umm, You are calling the nice guy a a-hole
How did you get that from what we were talking about?
Screw this! I am sticking to myself.
People like you are the reason people like me get commited
Do you ever shut up?
I just have to deal with it.
Yes I like my noodles, now don't mess with me
Hey I bit before. so what? just don't touch my food.
I am the evil Underware here to take your soul.(this was a joke I made while doing an evil sounding voice. what I really said was "I am the evil lord of the underworld here to take your soul." but since the evil sounding voice is so distortied, plus I can't do it for long since it is a bass and I am naturally a saprano, the line didn't come out right enjoy)
how I spend my time:
I either read, write, singing(not too good), running into a doors, talking to friends, staring off into space, watching tv, working, school, and being a idiot. this is all fun or funny at times.
how people describe me:
If you ever watch any anime you will see a character that would be a lot like me. Usually it is the brash, loud mouth, jerk, loner person. (Or the one sitting in the coner only speaking insults to you as they tell you what has to be done to save everybody.) None the less I am the one who is always in trouble even if I did nothing wrong. If you ever listen to the song Headstrong by trapt I am said to be that.
my fave game online is- talking to people's aways messages. It is funny to me at least.
add to my omg collection. so far I have found out omg can mean- Oh my god, oh my goodness, oh my guts, oh my gods, Oh my godess, Oh my goin
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I am alone
Always alone
I hide away
Hide from you
I know not what to do
I don't speak
I don't cry
I am always looking to the sky
People talk about me
I know that
So I will hide
Hide from it all
No one is here to save me
I am always lost and hiding
Note: most riddles I put here have been thought up already.
riddle to solve - when you don't know what i am, I am something. when you know what I am, I am nothing. what am I?
hint- the riddler said this riddle
riddle- six people were found in a grave. two mothers, two daughters, two grandmothers, two fathers, two sons, two husbands, two wives, how is this done?
Riddle- what can be seen by the naked eye, be put in a barrel, but makes the barrel lighter?
Riddle- what runs but never walks, has a mouth but never talks?
Riddle- what is the last thing you take off before you go to bed?
riddle- what has 4 legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three in the evening??
Riddle- Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
riddle- When is the best time to have lunch?
riddle- What makes a man bald-headed?
Riddle- What always ends everything?
riddle- What is it that one needs most in the long run?
riddle- What animal keeps the best time?
riddle- What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
riddle- Where is the best place to see a man-eating fish?
riddle- If there are 5 apples on the counter and you take away 2, how many do you have?
riddle- Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
riddle- Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?
hint- think british
riddle- How many birth days does the average man have?
riddle- Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?
Riddle - Give me food , I will live , give me water and I will die . What am I ?
Riddle- you will find lots of old stuff in me, what am I?
Riddle- I got numbers on my face, but I can't count past 13. what am I?
Riddle- what has teeth but never eats?
Riddle- a man builds a house with every wall faceing north. A bear passes the house, what color is the bear.
hint - trick
Riddle- what is yours, you can't give away, and everyone uses it?
Riddle- what do you have when you are sitting but not when your standing?
Riddle- I am very famous, I have seen famous kings, I am older than you think, there are many like me, but I am one of the only two that go north. what am I?
Riddle- what goes up but doesn't come down?
Riddle- what is blind but can see?
Riddle- what question can you never answer yes to?
Riddle- across the water I am the way. Over the water I do stay. I don't move nor swim. what am I?
riddle- we eight move forward not back to protect our king from the foe's attack
riddle- what is everything to you and nothing to everyone else?
riddle- take one off and scratch my head, what was once red is black instead
riddle- We're five little things of the everyday sort, You'll find us all in a tennis court
riddle-Pernounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
Im double, Im single,
Im black blue and grey,
Im read from both ends,
And the same either way
riddle- what does the riddler always seek, but never really wants?
riddle- what goes around the world but stays in a corner?
riddle- the man who invented it doesn't want it. the man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it, doesn't know it. what is it?
riddle- I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right and in the middle, but I still hold water. what am I?
riddle- No sooner spoken than broken. what is it?
riddle- I am light as a feather, yet the strongest man can't hold me for much more than a minute. what am I?
riddle- if you break me, I do not stop working. If you touch me, I may be snared. If you lose me, Nothing will matter. what am I?
Riddle- at night they come without being fetched. and by day they are lost without being stolen. what are they?
riddle- until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me when I have flown. what am I?
riddle- lighter than what I am made of, more of me is hidden than seen. what am i?
riddle- what is it that after you take away the whole, some still remains?
riddle- what kind of coat can only be put on when wet?
riddle- what building has the most stories?
riddle- what bone keeps getting longer and shorter?
riddle- how can I place a bookbag on the floor where no one could jump over it?
riddle- Two mothers and two daughters go to a pet store and buy three cats. Each female gets her own cat. How is this possible?
riddle- What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft?
riddle- My life can be measured in hours,
I serve by being devoured.
Thin, I am quick
Fat, I am slow
Wind is my foe.
riddle- What's white when it’s dirty?
riddle- Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come?
riddle- What is it that everybody does at the same time?
riddle- A doctor and a nurse have a baby boy. But the boy's father is not the doctor and the mother is not the nurse. How can it be?
riddle- The more you take away, the larger it becomes? What is it?
riddle- You can keep it only after giving it away to someone else. What is it?
riddle- What is so fragile even saying its name can break it?
riddle- How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
riddle- What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
riddle- The more you take the more you leave behind.
riddle- What turns everything around, but does not move?
riddle- I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be.
riddle- You can see nothing else
When you look in my face,
I will look you in the eye
And I will never lie.
riddle- Whoever makes it, tells it not. Whoever takes it, knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not. what is it?
riddle- What can you hold without ever touching or using your hands?
riddle- what insturment can't you touch, but when you play all will hear?
riddle- It goes up, but at the same time goes down. Up toward the sky, and down toward the ground. It's present tense and past tense too, come for a ride, just me and you. What is it?
riddle- how far can you go into the woods?
riddle- When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?
riddle- Brothers or sisters have I none, but that mans father is my fathers son. Who is that man?
riddle- What relation would your father's sister's sister-in-law be to you?
riddle- While walking across a bridge I saw a boat full of people. Yet on the boat there wasn't a single person. Why?
riddle- I am with you when you are born. I am there until you die. I am there when your awake. I there when your asleep. You can never lose me. People like to debate about me. No one knows when I start, but they know when I end. what am i?
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I found this online. hope you like it
Title: Friendship Cake
Categories: CAKES
Servings: 1
1 c greetings
1/2 c smiles
1 lg hug
2/3 c love
1 ts sympathy
2 c hospitality
Preparation :
Cream greeting and smiles thoroughly. Add hugs separately.
Slowly stir in love. Sift sympathy and hospitality and fold in
carefully. Bake in warm heart. Serve often.
News flash from Mel-Mel-Chan Land!!!!---
Nuku Scarra gave birth to Saidan Duo's children at march 24th at 5 and 8 pm
The babies are doing fine and love to squeak. one is adventurous while the other loves to cuddle.
Hope you enjoyed hearing the joyious news!
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2008 news flash from mel-mel-chan land!!!!!
Nuku Scarra gave birth to a baby with a mysterious father at 10:06 pm january 16th!
they baby is fine and unsure. it is a few colors and very pretty.
lets wish the new arrival luck!
news flash: bast artmeis the cat got adopted out. and should be having fun with her new family
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A sad news flash from Mel-Mel-Chan's world. 2009
Kakashi Oreo, my black and white cat. Died May 27th, at 8:00 am. He couldn't breath and was very very sick. so he went to sleep forever.
Thank you all for listening
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a sad new flash from Mel-Mel-Chan's world
my grams edvicted me. Yes that is right she took me to court and made me pay her 105 dollars so I can be homeless. Oh joy, since I did everything for her. Well I had to give away my cats Nuku Scarra and Saidan Duo. Nuku is in places unknown. and Saidan is currently at my aunts. Future unknown. it hurts
Hello all, I am working on raising money for getting a new place to live and to pay my phone bill. So I am doing sewing.
So if you want me to sew for you, I will.
E-mail me at HandStiched@hotmail.com and place an order
that way you can place an order and we can work out a payment. and such. thank you
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Rain falls It cleans the earth
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Complexity A maze with no end in sight
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Stack the deck Deal the cards
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Bet your life Bet your winnings
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Hi, I am Rapunzel. The little sister to the princess mention in the princess and the pea. Just so you know for starters, the writers got the prince and princess
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Overlord Darklight : DOMINION FORCES ASSAULT! on August 13Lady of Fate
...add me you poll making wench!
you add me!
...you add me now!
(descends upon her unsuspecting townsfolk amidst a nebulous legion of his deadly pikemen, dark paladins and acolytes)
..I reassert claim over this land, Great Lady in the name of Czarina Serarra; High Empress of Neverwhere.
(Screaming civilians scatter as a vicious wedge of the demonic legion cuts a swath
through them and moves with intent towards The Lady's pagoda keep)
....and Overlord Darklight; Reaver of Nations; True Lord of Hosts!
(he stops at his door; knocks politely as his army continues the onslaught... leaves a banzaii tree with her chamberlain and a thank you note for her kindness. Grins and turns to retake command of the legion as his archers arm, notch and ready to let fly...)
...seriously my Lady!
I added you!
(scoffs with haughty indignance) -
Agrona on August 13(rides up to the kingdom gates on a blackened charger created from shadow, piercing red eyes or a demonic stature, huge and unyielding.)
(dismounts and moves up the steps of the castle, white unsullied robes dragging along the ground and yet remaining as immaculate as the Goddess who dons them.)
(holds Ariane at her side, white dragonglass reflecting the fleeting rays of the shattered solar, the runic inscriptions and symbols dancing the light like fairies across the river’s blood)
(glances over her shoulder at the chaos of the fallen kingdom as it is being rebuilt with a gateway to the Mother Realm.)
(bows low and dignified to the ruler, Lord or Lady, of the kingdom in all respect and offers a hand in friendship and a place as an Ally in her armies and legions)
(and claims this page for the Kingdom of the Omniverse and Nafaerium Palace after some deep thought on those who enter the alliance)
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antishrike : quotes on May 11"You are a guy! how do lesbians chicks turn you on? you got no chance of being with either of them!"
to tell you a secret that is the reason all men want what they cant have at that is the epitome of things we cant have -
Eightball on April 27Thank you very much
