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Hey I'm Kyle

Some things about me~
I was born August 13, and you should be able to guess the year from my age. I'm 16 years old with blonde hair and green eyes. MY HAIR IS FINALLY BROWN AGAIN YAY! I'm about 5'10" tall and I weigh 117 lbs. I'm very athletic. I play soccer, I ran CC and Track for my school, and I love polevaulting. I tend to be pretty outrageous when I'm around my friends. I love my life the way it is, it's amaazing. I do generally well in school (have to, so I can play sports ) and have never done a drug,smoked,or drink alcohol in my entire life. I have a hobby of counseling people and am very good at keeping secrets. I love being outside, air is fun fun Any questions about me ask, I'll tell you mine if you tell me your's. I'm generally a nice person, don't judge me because I dress punk every day. I have an emo side to me though, but it's totally normal to be sad sometimes, right, RIGHT!?!?!? WEll, I love all types of music, if I had a favorite, it would probably be punk rock or broadway. Yeah, I know, diverse right? Don't let people tell you that you can't do something, ever. I have a bad lung, and yet I still do all things I can. I also broke my hand, the doctor said I'd never play piano again. Well, today I can play Solfeggieto fast enough to make the keys (and my fingers) hot when I'm done. Yes, I'm a depressed jock who likes broadway and plays music. Oh, one thing I forgot to mention, I am bi. I've had a couple boyfriends and I enjoyed those relationships. No, they weren't sex relationships, if that's what your thinking. They were actual relationships, hugging, going to movies, walking around the neighborhood, staying together at the park, all that stuff. Don't judge me for being bisexual, I don't appreciate negativity towards bisexuality either. I have no label, so don't try labeling me

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