Kurai Namida• Show poetry

I'm
- Ashley.
- 18.
- Takenn
- Lovin Lifee
- Finally happy!!

I love quotes... i put them here to share with the people that i talk to daily. If you're not one of those people, i don't expect you to understand half of them.. But thanks for trying. :]

I'm with an amazing guyy, :] He makes me happy AND content.

AP Papa - Kit (SHE'S A GIRLEH!)
http://allpoetry.com/KitLynn

"You may be all that and a bag of chips, but i'm a bag of skittles, taste the rainbow BITCH!"

"They're easier to stalk if you're sober" =]] that's from me.

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS EVEN IF YOU DON'T SUPPORT BUSH.

People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right. -Sarah; The Crow

It can't rain all the time - Eric Draven; The Crow

Quick impression for you. Caw! Caw! Caw! Bang! Fuck, I'm dead! -Top Dollar; The Crow

I have a lot of skeletons in my closet, and apparently half of them are naked. -Brooke; One tree Hill

"He said it was alright, so, whisper, whisper, giggle, giggle." ~Ash

(Alcoholism- A habit that helps you to see the iguanas in your eyeballs) "That's another of my favorites. But, then again, I love iguanas." ~Kit "So you want to be an alcoholic?" ~Ash "Yeah!" ~Kit

"You know, I'm pretty sure that the pledge kinda says that we have the right to do whatever the fuck we want. Including not standing for it." ~Kit

"I have no problem saying something about someone behind their back, as long as I'm willing to say it to their face." ~Kit

"I'm not going to try to kick her ass. Cuz she would prolly kick MY ass." ~Ash "Not if you have a baseball bat. It's not playing dirty. It's just winning." ~Kit

"I'm serious. They just see it as playing dirty because they lost. I mean, if I know I can't win, I'm going to use any means I can. Fuck, bitch, this is a fight." ~Kit

"Bugs normally have penises?! I always wondered how insects had sex!" ~Sara

"Have you ever sneezed and it comes out your nose, your mouth, your ears, and your eyes? Your whole face just opens up. That is a really white piece of lettuce!!" -eats it like a squirrel- ~Chris

"A new game! Nuts to the face!" ~Chris

"Have you ever snorted glitter? When you snort glitter, then sneeze, it all comes out and glitter, like, falls to the ground. You snort, then sneeze. They'll think you're a fairy because your snot is crystilized. Look! It's pixie dust!" ~Chris

"Her tongue has turn signals." ~Chris

"You don't even have to snort that shit. You just drink it." (She was talking about glitter. XD) ~Sara

"Ow. If you snort that, you'll have, like, plastic snot. Like Willy Wonka's factory." ~Chris

"Oh good! I made a story!" -smacks the paper these are all written on- ~Chris

"If you shower with milk, you'll get all... milky." ~Chris

-Chelsea with her little group of souls up in heaven talking about her funeral; she's being used as a puppet- "Oh my god! Why didn't I think of that?!" ~Random soul "What?" ~God "We didn't call you here." ~Chelsea -starting to whisper- "Thinks he's so cool. Pft. Water." ~Chelsea "Yeah. Fuckin' attention whore." ~Random soul

"Look at him cussing! Circle, triangle, X, square!!" ~Chelsea

"Words taste like peaches today."

"Hey Bill! Did you hear what happened to Steve?!" ~Steve "Uh... You are Steve." ~Bill "I am Steve? Then that means..." -looks under blanket at broken pelvis; screams- ~Steve

"Yeah! Nuts are flying!" ~Chelsea

"Boob hump!" ~Sara "Uh! Uh! Yay." ~Chelsea

"I just enjoy pissing him off. I don't know what I say." ~Ash

"That's not an awkward sound like we're all about to be poisoned." ~Kit

"Square you!" ~Chelsea

-trips- "Aw... X." ~Chelsea

"She's like our drug dealer. =3 With M&Ms" ~Kit

"How do you always find an excuse to get spontaniously naked?!"

"I've been cleptoing. The cheaper way to shop!" -sing- ~Chelsea

"I'm gonna square your hypotinus later. Wait... does that mean I'm dividing your legs, or we're just gonna have kids?" ~Chelsea

"No one wants to square my hypotinus, so I have to triangle my coordinate plane." ~Scott

"I'd take your shirt off on the bus." ~Chelsea "And I'd let you!" ~Kayla

"Square you, quadrilateral!" ~Kit

"If true love finds you, set it free. If it returns, put several 8-inch blades in its head. If it returns again, run... Just run." ~Arin

"How did our belly button get up here?" Kayla "Gravity is a myth. Earth sucks." ~Chelsea

"Pick a color, 1-10!" ~Chelsea

"The only reason I'd kick you out of bed is so I could do you on the floor." ~Chelsea

"You can even see the crabs melt!" ~Patric

Me: *coughs*
Me: *stops* Krock, let me go get something to drink
Krock: Why?
Me: Uhm, because my throat hurts. duh
Krock: From talking?
Me: No, from coughing! now let me get something to drink!
Krock: I guess
Me: *gets up, walks out and mumbles* Jesus
Krock: Where is he?
Me: Where is who?
Krock: Jesus.
Me: Shut up, Krock. *walks out*

Me: I'm trying to explain to Kassi--
Krock: Shhh!
Me: how i'm actually doing my work! don't shoosh me!

Go up to someone and say “I heard the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body. Well, I have peanut butter stuck to the roof of my mouth and I need help getting it unstuck."

Michael: You did what with who for how many black jelly beans!?
Me: Ew. i hate Black Jelly Beans.
Michael: BLASPHEMY!

Brit: Did you kno that *Bob got rear ended?
Brit's mom: Yea! he got in a car wreck too!
(*Name was changed)

Elizabeth: I have mud in my hair! HOW COOL!

Random Bull rider: I did a glorified fuck'n belly flop

Mindy: That's the last thing i need! A dead body clinging on to me for dear life!

Mindy: I want Amanda Hugankiss (A man to hug and kiss)
Me: Shit! i want a Ross to hug and kiss.

Kristen: Lets get high and play Mario Brothers! I LOVE YOSHI!

Me: My mom will turn your hell into a ice skating rink!

Cody Alan Trent - When you get to heaven, God will look at you and say "Come on in boy, your entry fee has already been paid."

Cody Lambert: That's what we need Tuff, a trademark.
Tuff: I got one, it's hard, full of juice, and barely fits in my jeans.
Lane Frost: Ohhh, Tuff.
Tuff: It's my flask, Lane. Cody, want some OJ?

Me: Meow
Krock: Why is 35 and up the same color?
(Kassie explains)
Me: because she's a cat, and she's cool like that.
Me: HEY! that rhymes!

Me: Chris, go back into your own little worl-- Hey, you have weird colored ears.

If you don't shut up, i'm going to beat Jason to a bloody pulp and leave him on the side of the road to get hit by a semi truck - Kit's dad.

I'm an unruly little hoe! - Kit

I'm so immature. She said 69, and i giggled. - Kit

So if the sun isn't shining, i can't have a salad? - Josh

Josh can't have a salad because it's not shun-shiney out - Ash (meant to be 'sun-shiney')

I'm a creative little fxcker! - Kit

I would so kill myself... if i could survive - Kit

(Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?) "Bitch, you'd better sterilize that thing. I'll be damned if I die with aids." ~Kit

"You're acting like a bitchy girlfriend. I'm not your damn boyfriend. I don't have to notice this shit." ~Kit "You do if I say you do." ~Ash

"Chris! Would you rather replace me as her boyfriend, or her as my girlfriend?! Or... boyfriend... or whatever." ~Kit "How about I get rid of you and rape her. Or. Wait! Rape her and keep you! Or! No! I'll rape you both and keep you both!" ~Chris "... What...?" -looks at Ash- "So... is he both of our boyfriends now?" ~Kit "I... guess so..." ~Ash

"He didn't have that 'I just found a random thong with a phone number on a note in it tied to my windshield' kind of look." ~Kit

"Racism? Hardly. Supidity isn't a race."

"You shoot me in the face, I'll kick your ass!"

"OH! It's funnier now that I get it!" ~Sara

"Come 'er fuckin' stallion duck! He's not afraid at all! He's not afraid at all!"

"I'm gonna make you love me! That way, when I die, you'll feel ALL the pain you've made me feel, and I won't feel a thing!" ~Kit

"Hug me, kiss me, love me forever. I will NEVER promise the same to you." ~Kit

"Chill your panties!" ~Ash "... That'd be cold..." ~Kit

"I only like coloring when I'm stoned." ~Kit

"A prayer is really anguish in disguise."

"Procrastination is like masterbation. It's all fun until you realize you just FUCKED yourself."

"It didn't do that last time." ~Sara

"Are you gonna complain to your boyfriend because you have a butter boob now?" ~Sara

"People are gonna start calling me 'butter boob' now." ~Kayla "Not if you don't tell them." -blink- ~Kit

1,2,3,3,3,4,5,6,7,7,9,8,10,11 ohh! oh! and the camera's on me! and you're taking a break, oh shxt,
oh shxt, what's in the bucket
whats in the bucket,
but a bucket of shxt
but a bucket of grapes
and the grapes in the mouth
and the grapes in the mouth make you happy down south
make ya get a big boner, what'cha gonna do?
- The Rev

Just so ya know, You don't play guitar with your neck bro, you play it with your bum bum. - Syn Gates <3

They're going to mass produce electric cars.~Ash
Fuck ya! ...why?~ Kit
Gas prices~ Ash
Fuck ya! Gas prices suck!~ Kit
But then you're going to add another 200 dollars to your electric bill! ~Ash
Lets solve one problem by causing a bigger one! Fuck yaaa!~ Kit

Jason: Dumbass lol
Kit: You're mean
Jason: Fuck me
Kit: What?
Jason: Um... nothing
Kit: Riiight... Okay... So, that's awkward... lol

Kit: You are a french whore.
Kassie: But i'm not fully french...

"meow"~ Ash "woof! DEER!" ~ Mindy "Mer?" ~ Ash

The bug was like a snowflake. It hit my window and went SPLAT! ~ Mindy

New word – Synonyming
=DD

“who wouldn’t want to hump him? Especially with no clothes! That’s a bonus, that might get a boner.”

“yea, I understand that because play is hard to spell. And so is dough.”

“Play do? I think it means don’t play in your do…”

"you little horder!" -Mrs. Walls
"Careful with that word!" - Mrs. Vermillion
"I put the “d-e-r” on the end…... this time." –Mrs. Walls

“We should be firefighters instead of campers… we put OUT more fires than we start.” – Dad, on trying to start the campfire.


Limited warranty – depends on whether the person you’re dealing with has LIMITED intelligence.

"Ashley is the vag to my penis!" ~ Laney

"you'd better quit smoking! i'll be damned if my grandbaby comes out with flippers!" ~ Crow

"what are you guys doing over there? playing vibrator wars!?" ~Quila

when i saw him...i liked him
when i liked him...i kissed him
when i kissed him..i loved him
when i loved him..i lost him

"I had a toy ambulance. It was about the size of my head... And i had a big head." ~ Jesse Lee

pussy better...........cock.......goes down like a wett noodle and takes forever to get back up........ - Kassie

"ew! i hate the taste of the coating on midol... they taste disgusting" ~Ash "I kno, i kno." ~Kit "don't women have to suffer enough!? without doin the whole 'LETS MAKE FEMALE MEDICINE TASTE DISGUSTING!' well FUCK you" ~Ash

"you're not fat until you can't get your ass outta the bed without tripping on a roll (whether it be skin, or food)" ~Ash

"ya kno what? if you were my home work, i'd do you on the table... or in the chair, or on the floor, on my bed... well, just about newhere that i could do you. =D" ~Ash "well i would be rily hard home work so u would have to check it more then once" ~Tyler

"in a year my dear!! ha you'll be mine!! mawaawhahahwhahawhw.............." ~Kassie "so this time next year i'll be a lesbian? i'll leave TYLER for.... a chick??? psh. don't think sooooo" ~Ash "lol no your be bi and you'll still be with tyler and you two will have threesomes with girls that AREN"T my gf" ~Kassie

"My mom totally fucked up my name! P-A-T-R-I-C! slash! End! Period! GAME OVER!" - Patric

"I hate the KKK!!! They have three K’s and they won’t even share one with me!!!" – Patric

"i'd be pissed if i got shot by my own teacher!" - Quila

&& Tummy, i'm sorry for the butterflies; it's not my fault that he's the one with the beautiful face that makes me smile <3

"Mass genocide is the second most tiring activity you can take part in" – Kit
"second? What’s the first?" – Me
"Soccer" – Kit

-writes on Kit’s hand- ‘I like penis’
“but it only works if you have a pet goldfish.” – Ash
“which makes it really awkward later in life” - Kit

"Ohh! Idaho...POTATOS!" - kid in class

"i went to pat him on on the butt and i got his left nut. And that rhymed!" - Ash

"I'm laughing to keep from crying" - Tyler "I'm laughing because it's funny!" - Ash

"Hard water? what's the difference? i'm going to get pelted with a bunch of hard penis'!? what??" - Ash

"If you fall it only hurts for a couple of hours" - Shit kicker

"You deserve me a piece of pie!" - Dana

"why do guys like boobs?" - Ash
"free milk! it's like cows! THAT'S WHY THEY'RE CALLED COWBOYS!" - Mindy

"Want some tequila? ...No i'll have her later" - Mindy

"Pick a color!" - Ash
"RANCH!" - Mindy

"You might be a redneck if... you freak out if someone mistakes straw for hay." - Ash

"What does NHS stand for? Niggers, Hoes, and Skanks??" - Speech

"i thought you liked to get dirty?" - Patric
"When i know what i'm doing" - Ash

"Oi, shit! i've got a spider looking me in the eye! Rock an roar! i'll eat you bitch! ...oh, it's dead" - Patric

"Woo hoo! she's naked!" - Patric

"What ever happened to the dewalt drill?" - John
"You took it! it never came back!" - Patric

"WE DON'T CUT THINGS!" - Patric

"What's this vaccum box for homer!?" - Patric

"That's why most of the time we don't know the words to song cuz that's all we hear is the bass" - Tyler

"Look! my car doesn't even run and I still get pussy!" - Patric
"Wrong kinda pussy mother fucker!" - Tyler
"BUT STILL I GET PUSSY!" - Patric

"What do we do when we have a fire?" - Patric
"Let it burn" - John
"NO!" - Patric

"Fuck me!" - Ash
"I guess i don't do it enough if you keep screaming that!" - Tyler

"I love you."
"you're just saying that because you got a blowjob"

-Gives Ash rose- - Tyler
-Kisses Tyler- - Ash
"Ew! get a room!" - Penny
"NO!" - Mom

"You know how these boys cook 'beer, fish, beer, fish.' right?" - Penny
"No, it's more like 'Beer, Beer, fish. Beer, Beer, fish' " - Ash
"or it's beer, beer, beer, beer, forget about fish" - Doris

"What... you're not going to do the nasty!?" - Penny

"Heather, make it easier to tune you out." - Mr. Gilbert

"The epicest of epicness!" - Kit

"Yea, you'd never get laid" - Ash
"Yea! Wait! No!!!" - Tyler

"i can't see shit! Wait, yes i can!! there's a door!" - Rodney

“Lol my computer has a mind of it’s own and has gotten tired of my crappy spelling, it decided to make me learn a new language.” – Kassie

“you give me headaches…” – Ash
“And you give me hard ons” – Tyler

“What’re you gonna do!? Shove me in a blender!?! I don’t think so!!” – Ash
“No, I’m gonna spank you and take away your birthday” – Speech

“Sad face!” – Ash
“Sad face times 100!” – Tyler

“I’ll thump you with the cat!!” - John

"The epicest of epicness… that’s kinda hard to say honestly." – Ash
"the epic… huh?" – Heaf

"I’m not afraid of you!" - Heaf
"you’d better tie your shoes or you’ll be afraid of your own feet!" - mom

"I had to stop drop and roll, there was a fire drill" – Rodney
"that’s why you’re next to the fountain, use the water" – Ben

"Ow, pain. Assault, battery… assault with a battery" – Rodney

"I’m not diluted… I’m 100% Rodney" – Rodney
"100% crazy too" – Mrs. Roberts

"It’s either the egg, or the swimmer… your choice. And that kids is like duuhhuhhuuuuuuhhhhh!" – Rodney

"Yes! I do know something!!!" – Ben

"a bird! Evolve! Evolve into a… bigger bird!" - Rodney

"she's not pregnant!! she's just fat!" - Ash

"For you to stalk me and wait for me to fall asleep, you’ll have to watch me jerk off first" – Bryant

"That’s why you have minions… so you don’t have to see the person’s nightly rituals. Unless you really want to. Like Cristina Scabbia. I’d watch her all night" – Katrina

"You're gonna have to move the wall!" - April

"How do you breed the oil bug?" - Ash "Well when one oil bug loves another oil bug very much, or they're both very drunk..." - Kit

I accidentally sucked on your neck! Trip, -slurp- sorry!" - Brittney

"If you can, Ninja to the roof!" - Rodney

"i seem to be breaking out in aids again today" - Ash

"i went to rehab today and i lost 3 pounds!" - pappi
"Last time i went to rehab, i only lost my license!" - Norm

"Shit through a screen door and not even touch the screen!" - Todd

"Pillsbury looks at her and says 'BACK TO THE BAKERY!' " - Joe

Some Brick Walls Are Made Of Flesh

"You're just lucky!" - Austin
"No, you're lucky. You can kiss my butt, i can't." - Barb

-playing pool-
"He scratches like he has fleas!" - Barb
"I think he does" - Jonathon

"I'll put my wooly mammoth in the zoo." ~Rodney

"I just don't want big ass dinosaurs eating me." ~Rodney

More work, and less pictures. – Gilbert
I’m working! – Kit
I know you are, I’m talking to her –points to Ash- -Gilbert
I know you’re talking to me, I’m ignoring you because I have to fix this picture! – Ash

There are so many freshman in our highschool! – Seth
I know! They’re breeding like rats - Ben

"you held me through the worst, and loved me through the best, and now you want me for the rest. i love you" - Ash

"you're about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle" - Danny

And so the lion fell in love with the lamb

"tell her you have a plan to blow up california, and sink it. She'll freak out. Tell her you think it'll work too" - Fred

"Ten bolt, special, custom fuck up!" - Patric

"Tyler, you want pink eye?" - Patric "Do you want a black eye?" - Tyler

"If i woulda came, a little flag woulda came out of my dick that said 'BANG!'. That's it." - Adam

"Can i smell your balls?" - Steve

"Tyler has 3 cards, Fred has no cards, and Steve's like 'what the fuck!?'" - Jess

"Baby! My table sucks... i can't play footsie with you!" - April

"Quit looking at my cards! Be honest about it!" - April "Quit givin it to me! Be...square." - Fred

"I haven't found the flavor of this powder yet." - Patric (after licking a glass)

"Wanna see something cool!?" -licks glass- - Patric "Aw, dude!" - April

"I've got a fuck me hand!" - Tyler "Outside of the context of a card game, you shouldn't say that. It sounds wrong." - Jess

"Pickle Douche!" - Fred

"You can't be meek in this game! it's cutthroat... like UGGHHHHH!" - Fred

"This isn't a fuck you hand, it's a chaos deck." - Steve

"I'll see your green and raise you two." - Fred

"Arf! Arf! Trigger, that's Ashley." - Patric

"Those are beyond pecker-puffers! they Cock-Huffers!" - Fred

"This song makes me wanna choke something. Like, go find a small, cute, cuddly animal, and BAH! rip it's head off" - Patric

"Katrina is a hoe. Katrina is a hoe. Hi-ho the dairy-oh, Katrina is a hoe. Katrina likes sex. Katrina likes sex. Hi-ho the dairy-oh, Ashley does, too!" - Ashley

"Yeah, that scared me. Leave me alone." - Mr. Gilbert

"Frightened by a piece of chalk. That's gotta be a new record." - Mr. Gilbert

"Jesse. The big headed boy." -snort; hits head on desk- - Ashley

"Why isn't my computer case closi- Oh that's why..." ~Ash

"Being in love and loving someone are completely different...Loving someone is one emotion...Being in love...Makes you feel them all" ((i found this on Wulf-Eyez De Winter's allpoe. it struck me, and i just love it. =] ))

"I don't have money for dick!" - Kelley "You want dick!?" - Becky "It's a brand of hair gel. Dick for men!" - Kelley

-Rapping to 'Whatever You Like'- "Got crack on deck, got weed on deck too. I'm JP and i can have whatever i like!" - Jeff

-free style rapping- "I'm fuck'n white and... i can't rap." - Jeff

"one, three, four, one, no, four, two. What!?" - Ash

"it's understandable hun. i'd be scared and shit too. but if u are... i claim god father =D" - Joey

"If you randomly decide in the middle of it that it's not yours, i'll go white trash on your ass an take you to maury. =] lmfao" - Ash

"aww! my soul! i can feel it crumbling!" - Kit

"You see... i've got an itch" - Bryant

"Stuck a hoover up there and -makes sucking noise- Can i go to the bathroom?" - Rodney

"We're gonna get high and blow up!" - Tyler
"I'm feelin pretty high! BOOM!" - John

"You probably stuck the whole fuck'n thing in my butt cheek!" - Patric

"Upgrade! We're throwin cats." - Patric

"We'll upgrade to ANGRY cats!" - Patric

"I accidentally ran into it like "AH! HIDING SPOT!" - Tyler (talking about sperm in the egg)

"I'm so good, i can quick." - Kit

"Where are we?" - Cisilia
"I don't know where ya'll are, but i'm up here" - Rodney

"Macbeth! Grow a pair!" - Gilbert

"Just for future reference, your notes don't act as search warrants." - Rodney

"My soul hurts a little" - Kit

"I would murder my own children to be the wife of the king" - Gilbert (Interpreting Macbeth for the class)
"That's ambition!" - Rodney

"Man, we'd better not have daughters... you scare me" - Gilbert (interpreting Macbeth)

"Lady Macbeth says 'now remember, we have to cry when he dies" - Gilbert
"So i'm gunna kick you in the nads!" - Rodney

"What? it's not like it did it on... oh nevermind" - Rodney

"How old are you?" - Ash
"24, actually" - Gilbert
"OH MY GOD! He's younger than my boyfriend!" - Kit

"We replaced your head with a baked potato... you're going to die in 2 seconds. -mimes explosion-" - Dalton

"-whispers- son of a bitch! -different voice- What'd you say? -normal voice- DOG!" - Dalton

'The Penalty For Jumping Off A Building, Is Death'

"The difference between a girlfriend and a fiancee, is a very expensive ring" - Gilbert

"seeing him is like seeing Medusa." - Gilbert
"No, she had snakes on her head... and she didn't have legs" - Rodney

"I thought you had some insightful question" - Gilbert
"I was waiting for something about horses eating eachother" - John
"No, i see that shit all the time" - Rodney

"have you ever been to london?" - Jeff Foxworthy "No." - contestant "ever read about it?" - Jeff "I've seen a movie about it" - contestant "what movie?" - Jeff "Spiceworld" - Contestant (Smarter Than A Fifth Grader)

"You kno what my pet peeve is? Cheerios. You pour the cheerios in, and pour the milk in. But have you ever tried to dunk those little fuckers!? they don't even go down, they just float around the spoon!" - Dennis

"I once had a girlfriend that could do such things with her one good arm that could make you forget the growth on her neck." - Brad

"I've only bowled twice in my whole life. And the second time, i had a 187. But that was all three games." - Dennis

"The meat was so tough that you couldn't stick a fork in the gravy!" - Brad

"It's not weird to want to fuck a vehicle" - Dalton

"Hair dye won't lick your elbow!" - Ash

"Why macbeth goes so murder-happy-crazy." - Gilbert

"He just molested my notebook. Am I the only one who thinks that's awkward?" - Ash "I think it's hot" - Jullien -_-

"I never realized how cold it was in my world until i layed with you. When i lost you, i lost all my warmth" - Ash

"My grocery bill goes up 50 dollars every time Larry walks into the store with me" - Barb

"Did you just say Sexican?" - Ash

"One time i jumped in the air and got stuck." - Danny

"I'm taking pills, not giving a blow job" - Brittany

"Hey boys, we're going to need a new seat. My ass just ate this one" - Joe

"He's got the orange G-spot!" - Speech

"I'm the camoflauge mother fucker! 'Oh! i can see his hat! It says peterbuilt!' -throws hat- Shit! Not no more!" - Broderick

"Hey, i made the teacher run away. Yay. And ya kno what? All that rhymed" - Ash :3

"Get yo ass up before i stab myself in the foot, and call the police on you!" - JP

"Can you hear me now? ...So god damn what?" - JP

"Pull my hair! Scratch my back! Nibble my ball sack! Don't really pull my hair!" - Drew

"Fuck girl, eat bike, sell pizza." - Joey

"Are you going to get in trouble for me being here?" - Ash
"Are we having sex?" - Dalton
"Not yet." - Ash

"He thinks he has a british accent. But it's not, it's a speech impediments. There's a difference." - Kit

"If you're talking, It'd better be about bacteria or viruses and not the ones you have!" - Mrs. Roberts

“I was lookin’ for a……. yea I got nothing” – Rodney

“How Many of you have ever yelled at your computer before?” – Gilbert
“I told it I was gunna punch it in it’s pop-up blocker” – Rodney

"Sorry! Rodney apologizes!" - Gilbert
"No i don't!" - Rodney

"And 'U' is...?" - Mrs. Schneider
"Ugly..." - Aaron

"Unless you want to work entry level jobs for the rest of your life." - Gilbert
"I want to work entry level jobs for the rest of my life!" - Rodney
-shoulders slump- "I hate you" - Gilbert

"Just wear some SPF vampire!" - Danny

"Welcome to Walmart, Can i take your order?" - Speech

"Just a little bit of NIGGER FRIED!" - Joe
"What??" - Brittany
"Fried Chicken, Fried Nigger, it's all the same" - Joe

"If you can grab the doobie, you're ready to smoke" - Kyri

"You suck at life!" - Ash
"No, i don't! I took life management in high school!" - Jimmy

"See, you even have friends that are trying to steer you in the right direction" - Gilbert
"That's a first for her" -points to Ash- - Seth
"Hey!" -pinches Seth- - Ash
"Even with threats of physical violence" - Gilbert

"That's like 'I can't hear you, my eyes are closed.' " - Seth

“I asked Mr. Becket if I had a.d.d… and he said no, it’s called d-u-m-b.” - Heather

"Are you kinky?" - Ash
"I don't know..." - Chad
"Handcuffs?" - Ash
"Got any?" - Chad ;]

"This is how you count it.. 25, 50, 75, ZERO! 25, 50, 75, ZERO! Whoops, looks like you have none." - Alex

"I CAN'T SEE!" - Taylor
"Open your eyes.." - Anastasia

"We need Shaq and Deneshia.. they're black, they know how to rap!" - Miss Deb

"Hey, Buddha.. Do you know how to rap?" - Angie
"Presents??" - Buddha

"The best relationship starts out as a friendship"

"Speak softly and carry a big stick.." - Theodore Roosevelt

"Epic to the face failure!" - Chad

"A^2 plus B^2 equals C^2" – class
"That’s Gay^squared" - Jullien

What are you going to do in Alaska? – Mrs Walls
Freeze - Jessica

"You kno those navy boys, they take it in all ports" - Azarath

"First time we had sex she pointed and laughed and said 'who you gunna please with that??' I said 'myself'." - jim

"go ahead.. Drop the soap in the shower chad.. I dare ya. I'll give you something you ain't never felt before.. All 2 inches" - Jim

"I'm about as anatomically correct as a Ken doll" - Kit

"I may be dead, but you'll be crying. You'll look like a pansy" - Azarath

"You hurt my Michael.. I heard him say ow" - Mom

"She bit my wenis!" - Chad

"That's Jesus' way of saying DRIVE BETTER BITCH" - Chad

"...There's no itchy down there!" - Mindy

"...What is up my Home G? ...Fuck You! - Lewey

"Don't argue with destiny... It will kick your ass!" - Seymour (Burn Notice)

"It's Weed!" - Mindy
"If it smelled like that, no one would do it" - Joe

"Well, what're you doing now?" - Chad
"Takin a piss" - dad

"You can't be too allergic to her! You weren't sneezing when you were sucking on her neck!" - dad

"Oh hell! I'm gunna die! An I ain't wearing any underwear!" - Deanna

"I just got a raging soft on!" - Eli

"Lets do the lonely leg!" - Teigh

"How do i sit down? I don't remember.." - Laney

"If you're man enough to spit, you're man enough to swallow! Err, If you're man enough to chew you're man enough to swallow" - Barb

"You set your balls on fire tryin to smoke the damn thing." - Terry
"I've never had that problem" - Barb

"That's the face of rape" - Jeremy
"No, he lives down the street!" - Jordan

"Can you shut the light and shut the door off?" - Chad

"I hate people that go the speed limit" - Ash
"Me too!" - Rusty

"He was a panty waste!" - Rusty

"Homey G Dizzle Skillet Fried Rice!" - Ash