KittieKatRya• Show poetry

I'm random, in love with anime and quite possibly clinically insane.


I would sacrifice my life for a stranger but my whole world for a friend.

Dancing on tables, making artwork by spitting out pringles (surprisingly fun), owning almost the randomest thought track ever. I live by sarcasm and insanity, and mostly idiocy.....not a bad life sometimes.

i have issues, mood switches and zero self confidence so constructive coments please.

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Hacked by the one, the only, the munchie of all crisps, fiancee of Kat!
You may know me as Lydia, Lyds, Oi you, Retard, The one who walks into chairs and apologises or McFlurryAngel
Why hello! Did you like my introduction? I'm pretty proud of it meself!
Anyway, to the point of this hackage. Kat is one of me bestest friend and if anyone hurts her or even says one bad thing to her...then your face shall come into contact with me pee. Seriously, it's not plesant. I have pee'd on Kat myself (but that's beside the point).
I wove her very very much! And she ish a very talented writer of poetry and stories. No matter what she says, she ish very kind hearted and KAWAII!!!!!!
She is always there to listen to my rambles and to be honest, I have no idea why she puts up with me.
We are Ying and Yang. We are so different, yet so similar
She is really funny piss ya pants foonnnyy

So yes. If you hurt her then....my pee....your face....got it?

Great! Glad that's settled!!!

Right now, she is trying to do a friendship knot in her guide scarf.....she thinks she's failing....which she is

Well...I have appeared to have overstayed my welcome...so...umm....

Bye!




hmmm
this is charley,
hmmmm
i agree to all mcflurryangel's comment,

it quite funny as we are lying on her bed, nd shes off hunting down some random food source. for the hell of it. hmmm
how random.
and
ummmm
soo. . . . . this is fun....
ummm imgunna go now with the thret of grevious bodily harm if you harm her

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well Holly has finally hacked your page...it took me a while ok

i love you Kat and if anyone decides to hurt Kat or make he unhappy i will personally eat you and then rip out your eyes and serve them in stew...no really i would you can ask her
Kat i love you and you make everything so fun...really glad your are like one of my best friends......
Hurt her and feel my taco



.....(Kat) youch luv u twuu =P
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Woooooooooooop!
Stephy is finally here people.. no need to worry now! Its all okay..
Well.. Howdee! How y'all doing? Why you talking to me.. i cant hear ya?!
Goodness me... Anywhooo..
Kat.. Where to start.
She is incredible fun. Completly mad of course.. but thats all gooood! Smart..funny..just everything nice with sugar and spice.. seriously!
How could you ask for a better friend?! seriously..?!
I am sooo happy that you are one of my bestest friends (:
She is my little mushroooom!
Awesome!!!!!!!
Jealous much?!.. Oh Oh me thinks soo!
LOVE YOU SOO MUCH MY LIKKLE MUSHROOOOOOOOOOM (:
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I promise I will get stronger,
I promise I will smile,
I promise to be happy,
If only for a while.
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Emos:
*Don’t cut them self to get attention
*Don’t always cry
*Sometimes cry because they hurt
*Are not all bisexual
*Want to be included
*Are not babies
*Don’t always date emos
*Don't lable
*Want to be happy just like others
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Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

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RANDOM QUOTES:

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Evening news is where they say, "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it's not.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

I used to have super powers... But my therapist took them away.

Therapist = the/rapist. . . . a scary thought...

Just when I think you said the most stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.

Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil!

Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Tastes like sugar, looks like sap, OMG it's birdie crap!

The voices in my head think you have mental problems.

Call me weird, call me strange, call me different, I won't change.

The early bird catches the worm, on the other hand, the early worm get's eaten.

I love you is eight letters. So is bullshit. Yeeowch! xD

I'm not insensitive. I just don't care

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

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THINGS TO DO WHEN IN WAL-MART (some taken from 333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/none/333-ways-to-get-kicked-out-of-wal-mart-233838/ )

1. Set all the alarm clocks in houseware to go off at 5 minute
intervals.

2. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

3. Set up a tent in the houseware and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

4. When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and
ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

5. While handling knives in the kitchen ware department ask the clerk
if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

6. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.

7. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through shout,
"PICK ME! PICK ME!!"

8. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

9. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly..."Hey! We're out of
toilet paper in here!"

10. Take boneless chicken breasts out of the packet and throw them skyward whilst screaming" Fly my little ones, fly and be free!"

11. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?"

12. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"

13. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming

14. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room

15. Hold Barbie for ransom

16. Look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"

17. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart

18. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.

19. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!!"

20. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"

21. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.

22. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"

23. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"