I'm 18 and have no life. I have a quote fetish. Really bad. I love them. Very much. In case you don't notice the incredibly long list of quotes under this. All I really do is write, read and listen to music.
If I lost him, I would die. How do I know this? With as fast as he makes my heart beat, he must be what makes it keep going. Thus, it would surely stop the second he walked out of my life.
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One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye.
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this story's true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!"
"The last name annoys me." ~Kit
"Sometimes, to get what you want, you just have to get down on your knees." XD I love that.
"Smiles and make up. They cover up so much these days."
"Sharpies. Sniff the rainbow."
"They're easier to stalk when you're sober." ~Ash
"Did everything just taste purple for a second?"
"My blood is red. My veins are blue. And every night... I bleed for you." ~Kit
"Shhh! I'm easvesdropping on my voices..." ~Crow
"'You know, you should kill them.' 'I don't want to kill them, I love them. What's wrong with you? Are you crazy?' 'Psh! You're the one talking to voices in your head.'" ~Kit
"Stupid non-smoking smokers." ~Ash
"When I'm smiling and happy about shit, you don't have to be a cunt about it." ~Ash
"I didn't give her any spiced nuts." ~Josh
"So I can't have a salad if the sun isn't shining?" ~Josh
"Die you eye!" ~Ash "-gasp- That rhymes!!" ~Kit
"The Breakfast Club was a warning people!"
"The good die young. PRICKS live forever!"
"He said it was alright, so, whisper, whisper, giggle, giggle." ~Ash
(Alcoholism- A habit that helps you to see the iguanas in your eyeballs) "That's another of my favorites. But, then again, I love iguanas." ~Kit "So you want to be an alcoholic?" ~Ash "Yeah!" ~Kit
"You know, I'm pretty sure that the pledge kinda says that we have the right to do whatever the fuck we want. Including not standing for it." ~Kit
"I have no problem saying something about someone behind their back, as long as I'm willing to say it to their face." ~Kit
"I'm not going to try to kick her ass. Cuz she would prolly kick MY ass." ~Ash "Not if you have a baseball bat. It's not playing dirty. It's just winning." ~Kit
"I'm serious. They just see it as playing dirty because they lost. I mean, if I know I can't win, I'm going to use any means I can. fuck, bitch, this is a fight." ~Kit
"Bugs normally have penises?! I always wondered how insects had sex!" ~Sara
"Have you ever sneezed and it comes out your nose, your mouth, your ears, and your eyes? Your whole face just opens up. That is a really white piece of lettuce!!" -eats it like a squirrel- ~Chris
"A new game! Nuts to the face!" ~Chris
"Have you ever snorted glitter? When you snort glitter, then sneeze, it all comes out and glitter, like, falls to the ground. You snort, then sneeze. They'll think you're a fairy because your snot is crystilized. Look! It's pixie dust!" ~Chris
"Her tongue has turn signals." ~Chris
"You don't even have to snort that shit. You just drink it." (She was talking about glitter. XD) ~Sara
"Ow. If you snort that, you'll have, like, plastic snot. Like Willy Wonka's factory." ~Chris
"Oh good! I made a story!" -smacks the paper these are all written on- ~Chris
"If you shower with milk, you'll get all... milky." ~Chris
-Chelsea with her little group of souls up in heaven talking about her funeral; she's being used as a puppet- "Oh my god! Why didn't I think of that?!" ~Random soul "What?" ~God "We didn't call you here." ~Chelsea -starting to whisper- "Thinks he's so cool. Pft. Water." ~Chelsea "Yeah. fuckin' attention whore." ~Random soul
"Look at him cussing! Circle, triangle, X, square!!" ~Chelsea
"Words taste like peaches today."
"Hey Bill! Did you hear what happened to Steve?!" ~Steve "Uh... You are Steve." ~Bill "I am Steve? Then that means..." -looks under blanket at broken pelvis; screams- ~Steve
"Yeah! Nuts are flying!" ~Chelsea
"Boob hump!" ~Sara "Uh! Uh! Yay." ~Chelsea
"I just enjoy pissing him off. I don't know what I say." ~Ash
"That's not an awkward sound like we're all about to be poisoned." ~Kit
"Square you!" ~Chelsea
-trips- "Aw... X." ~Chelsea
"She's like our drug dealer. =3 With M&Ms" ~Kit
"How do you always find an excuse to get spontaniously naked?!"
"I've been cleptoing. The cheaper way to shop!" -sing- ~Chelsea
"I'm gonna square your hypotinus later. Wait... does that mean I'm dividing your legs, or we're just gonna have kids?" ~Chelsea
"No one wants to square my hypotinus, so I have to triangle my coordinate plane." ~Scott
"I'd take your shirt off on the bus." ~Chelsea "And I'd let you!" ~Kayla
"Square you, quadrilateral!" ~Kit
"If true love finds you, set it free. If it returns, put several 8-inch blades in its head. If it returns again, run... Just run." ~Arin
"How did our belly button get up here?" Kayla "Gravity is a myth. Earth sucks." ~Chelsea
"Pick a color, 1-10!" ~Chelsea
"The only reason I'd kick you out of bed is so I could do you on the floor." ~Chelsea
"You can even see the crabs melt!" ~Patric
"Time is running out. By which I mean, I'm tired of looking at your face."
"Starving to death. Can't make it. Sideways smiley face."
(Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?) "Bitch, you'd better sterilize that thing. I'll be damned if I die with aids." ~Kit
"You're acting like a bitchy girlfriend. I'm not your damn boyfriend. I don't have to notice this shit." ~Kit "You do if I say you do." ~Ash
"Chris! Would you rather replace me as her boyfriend, or her as my girlfriend?! Or... boyfriend... or whatever." ~Kit "How about I get rid of you and rape her. Or. Wait! Rape her and keep you! Or! No! I'll rape you both and keep you both!" ~Chris "... What...?" -looks at Ash- "So... is he both of our boyfriends now?" ~Kit "I... guess so..." ~Ash
"He didn't have that 'I just found a random thong with a phone number on a note in it tied to my windshield' kind of look." ~Kit
"Racism? Hardly. Supidity isn't a race."
"You shoot me in the face, I'll kick your ass!"
"OH! It's funnier now that I get it!" ~Sara
"Come 'er fuckin' stallion duck! He's not afraid at all! He's not afraid at all!"
"I'm gonna make you love me! That way, when I die, you'll feel ALL the pain you've made me feel, and I won't feel a thing!" ~Kit
"Hug me, kiss me, love me forever. I will NEVER promise the same to you." ~Kit
"Chill your panties!" ~Ash "... That'd be cold..." ~Kit
"I only like coloring when I'm stoned." ~Kit
"A prayer is really anguish in disguise."
"Procrastination is like masterbation. It's all fun until you realize you just FUCKED yourself."
"It didn't do that last time." ~Sara
"Are you gonna complain to your boyfriend because you have a butter boob now?" ~Sara
"People are gonna start calling me 'butter boob' now." ~Kayla "Not if you don't tell them." -blink- ~Kit
"By the way... I'm not watching a video of Cristina Scabbia dancing and picturing her naked." ~Kit
(Sign says "prepare to meet thy God.") "Holy shit! Where the fuck are we?! Tim, drive faster!" ~Crow
"I thought you said that you were dry imagining it." ~Kayla "What?!" ~Sara "Yeah. Well... I'm wet imagining it." ~Kayla
"Nothing's too kinky for the corner!" ~Sara
"Hi -twitch- Mom." ~Hunter in the future. =3
"What are you ladies doing?" ~David "Smelling you because you smell really good. =3" ~Kit
"Mrs. Gregor, will you teach me Geometry so I can graduate?" ~Josh
"Because Pookey's a retard." ~Kit "Thanks." ~Pookey "Well you are." ~Shawota
"Take that off my porch before it explodes, you dumbasses!" ~Michelle
"Shitmellows!! =D" ~Shawota
"Seth, you're a douche." ~Kit "He's springtime fresh?" ~Shawota
"That's what we need Tuff, a trademark." ~Cody Lambert "I got one, it's hard, full of juice, and barely fits in my jeans." ~Tuff "Ohhh, Tuff." ~Lane Frost "It's my flask, Lane. Cody, want some OJ?" ~Tuff
"Meow" ~Ash "Why is 35 and up the same color?" ~Krock (Kassie explains) "Because she's a cat, and she's cool like that. HEY! that rhymes!" ~Ash
"Chris, go back into your own little worl-- Hey, you have weird colored ears." ~Ash
"I'm an unruly little hoe!" ~Kit
"I'm so immature. She said 69, and I giggled." ~Kit
"Josh can't have a salad because it's not shun-shiney out." ~Ash (meant to be 'sun-shiney')
"I'm a creative little fucker!" ~Kit
"I would so kill myself... if i could survive." ~Kit
"1,2,3,3,3,4,5,6,7,7,9,8,10,11 ohh! oh! and the camera's on me! and you're taking a break, oh shit,
oh shit, what's in the bucket
whats in the bucket,
but a bucket of shit
but a bucket of grapes
and the grapes in the mouth
and the grapes in the mouth make you happy down south
make ya get a big boner, what'cha gonna do?" ~The Rev
"They're going to mass produce electric cars." ~Ash "Fuck ya! ...why?" ~Kit "Gas prices" ~Ash "Fuck ya! Gas prices suck!" ~Kit "But then you're going to add another 200 dollars to your electric bill!" ~Ash "Lets solve one problem by causing a bigger one! Fuck yaaa!" ~Kit
"Dumbass lol" ~Jason "You're mean" ~Kit "Fuck me." ~Jason "What?" ~Kit "Um... nothing" ~Jason "Riiight... Okay... So, that's awkward... lol" ~Kit
"You are a french whore." ~Kit "But i'm not fully french..." ~Kassie
"The one day I wear underwear, I get a wedgie." ~Ash
"he's a super heroe at night..mr. fantesticles/bunny foofoo.and stick" ~Bowers -about my boyfriend. XD-
"She wears the same shirt, like everyday." ~Ash -Nod- ~Kit "I LOVE your eyelashes..." ~Kassie
"I like cake, guys!" ~Kit "What?" ~Mom "She likes cake... Guys. Not guys made of cake. Not even guys that MAKE cake. But the actual product of cake... Guys." ~Dad
"How many tickles does it take to get to the center of Katrina's soul?! 20. Yes. 20." ~Tillz
"That totally looks like something Katri- Ew. I got a whiff of it. =/" ~Kassie
"I have an issue with eating in front of people." ~Quila "I don't have a problem eating you in front of people." ~Kassie
"I'm asking because I'm going to use you later." ~Kayla
"And so there I was. Spitting on my goldfish. Trying to keep him alive." ~Chelsea
"You'd better quit smoking! I'll be damned if my grandbaby comes out with flippers!" ~ Dad
"If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes."
"So what's been up?" ~Kit "my penis, lol..." ~Jason "Ah. So you've been having fun, at least with yourself, huh? lol" ~Kit "hahaha, ya lol..." ~Jason
"Trina. You're sitting in back with Josh and Randy this time." ~Tab "Whaaaat?!" ~Kit "Haha! You're stuck between two Drumm boys!" ~Randy "I don't wanna beeee. ;-;" ~Kit
"You kissed me so deep I could taste you in my toes."
"Because Jack is such a fucking ass, and Levi is a giant walking throbbing DICK! DX Jack should just go suck Levi. =/" ~Kit
"Some fat people have such pretty faces." ~Opa
"It didn't land on me, but I liked it." ~Katie
"They're not loud. I need new underwear." ~Katie
"I swear to GOD that was the bed!" ~Katie "That wasn't." ~Kit
"I'm gonna get that freakin' fan thing that goes in circles." ~Katie "It's called a fan!! =D" ~Kit
"I'll just go get my Mickey shorts. Let 'em roam up my butt crack." ~Katie
"My boob's in the way. I had to shove it back into my shirt." ~Kit
"I LOVE that look!" ~Kit "... I don't." ~Katie
"I'm trying to drink my juice, and you're wiggling!" ~Katie
"Trina... are you the type of girl who walks into a chair and says 'sorry'?"
"That little bastard's sticking his tounge out at me!" ~Kit (Haha! It was Grumpy Bear on Katie's shirt! XD)
"Did you just talk to the cards?" ~Katie (Yes... Yes, I did.)
"Don't throw the dog at me!" ~Katie
"Give me something heavy to put in front of it. Not your boobs, either." ~Katie
"Did you put that dead mosquito on my bed?" ~Kit "... Woops..." ~Katie
"It was red. So I poked it, and it hurt. =/" ~Katie
"Stop throwing his skin at me!" ~Katie
"I got skin in my eye!" ~Mikey (Haha!!)
"haha you kno how you were talking bout OCD? well, it should actually be CDO.... (in alphabetical order. XP)" ~Ash
"That's inapropriate." ~Shawota
"Who tells the truth on those dating sites anyway?" ~Tillz "At the end in the comments section, write 'I suck'." ~Shawota "That might get you a date faster." ~Tillz
"I'm booking your face at 2am." ~Tillz
"I like pudding." ~Shawota
"Want me to kick him?" ~Kit "Yes." ~Shawota -Seth hides- "Let her kick you!" ~Shawota
"Shhhh!" ~Kit "Your shushing is louder than my talking!" ~Shawota
"Let me see your hand." -smack- "No!" ~Levi
"Douche nozzle." ~Shawota
"You know the counter by Bright Star's back door?" ~Tab "I don't look at back Star's Bright door... Wait..." ~Shawota
"I don't think I could respect a man that sounds like Devo." ~Tillz
"Kiss my balls, because I own this bitch!" ~Tillz and Shawota
"If you put some plastic on it, I'd be all over that shit." ~Tillz
"Let me see them titties!!" ~Tillz (she was talking to every man that walked by. XD)
"I'll rape this guy so hard his grandchildren will feel it D< Wait... maybe I'll turn him gay then he won't have them =D" ~Zach " .... Then...what about the grandchildren?" ~Tina "OH YEAH um... I'll give them a dollar or something for ice cream while I take off... OH A KITTY a kitty =D." ~ Zach " ...ADD Much?" ~Tina
"This song is so perved... Perverted..." ~Sara
"Are you talking to Evan?" ~Whitney "Yeah." ~Kit "Tell him I said hi." ~Whitney "Whitney says hi." ~Kit "Tell her I say 'FUCK YOU, YOU CRAZY LITTLE FUCKING PORCELAIN DOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' No. Really. Don't say that. 'Hi Whitney.'" ~Shawota
"I'm about to go all ninja on the net." ~Kit "Yah! I'll pirate all I can, you ninja the rest!" ~Shawota "Good plan!" ~Kit
"Wait... I sit at the beach one day every year with a couple of girls and a drunk bastard...?" ~Donnie
"Where's Ozzy?" ~Mom "Oven." ~Shawota "Evan!!! >.<" ~Mom "Whaaat? I'm making a cherryhuahua pie. =)" ~Shawota
"For Halloween... I wanna go into an alley in the ghetto with a white sheet over my head." ~Pookey "... Riiiiight..." ~Kit
"Hillbillies like the american flag! =D" ~Pookey
"Oh, fucking your girlfriend. You know. The usual." ~Tillz "You're a strange one. That will keep you alive. For now." ~Shawota
"What do you think about hotdogs?" "Like, hot as in sexy? I don't do that stuff."
"If batman was a person, he'd be ADD." ~Kori "That's insane. Batman's a very focused individual." ~Tillz "What?! I was talking about the dog." ~Kori "... Oh." ~Tillz
"I heard the rape and molestation rate is higher here than in Columbus." ~Kori "Oh really?" -flash-dream-thing- "Hey Bill, what's up?" "Nothing much. Bored." "Oh really? What are you gonna do, man?" "I don't know. I think I'm gonna go fuck an 8 year old." ~Tillz
"You are made of AIDS and fail."
"My mom has a fucking cape. She's a super cool hero. =)" ~Kit
"That's gay. That's like... Pookey level gay... That's really gay." ~Shawota
"Your shirt shrank in the wash... because it's made of cotton... and you're dumb." ~Psychostick
"No one should EVER redo Depeche Mode!!" ~Shawota "... Lacuna Coil redid Enjoy the Silence..." ~Kit "Well... that doesn't count... Is it any good?" ~Shawota "Yes... Then again it might have something to do with the fact that I imagine that Cristina Scabbia is singing to me... Yeaaah... I'd be her little girl." ~Kit "I'm sure I should be worried about my girlfriend saying that..." ~Shawota
"God! How much blood do I have in my chin?!!" ~Chelsea
"You're gay." ~Kit "But... I'm dating you..." -blink- ~Shawota "I'm a man." ~Kit "So you're gay, too." ~Shawota "So?" ~Kit "So you're gay, too. So hah!" ~Shawota "It doesn't count." ~Kit "Why not?" ~Shawota "Because I look like a chick. So, therefore, people don't know that I'm gay. Unlike you. You're a fag." ~Kit "But you look like a chick, so they don't know I'm gay, either!! DX" ~Shawota "Doesn't work that way." ~Kit
"Should have gotten us some vanilla ice cream." ~Opa "Well we walked past the ice cream and you didn't get any." ~Oma "I walked past the chicken too, and you still got some." ~Opa
"And deavon is way hotter...and can breathe with his mouth closed. (FUTILE STATEMENT, HE HAS GILLS)" ~Tillz
"If someone that I think should have loved me enough to be at my funeral doesn't show up, I'm haunting their asses!" ~Shawota "I won't come." ~Kit "Why?? ;;" ~Shawota "Because then you'll haunt me. =)" ~Kit "Oh! Well, I'll haunt you anyway. =)" ~Shawota "Yay! I'll sit up all night waiting for you. =)" ~Kit "I'll be laughing at you." ~Shawota "You're mean. But I probably will end up thinking every noise is you. Yngwie will hit a table and move a lamp and I'll jump up and hug it. 'SHAWOOTTAAAAAA!!!!'" ~Kit "... You scare me." ~Shawota "But you looove me. =)" ~Kit "Yeah." ~Shawota
"Taste this crab cake." ~Dad -takes bite- "Eww! It tastes like seafood!!" ~Mom -stare blankly- ~Me and Dad "It's a fuckin' crab cake!" ~Dad
"Ewww! You two are gross! I don't want to see you two kissing! So, did you guys bone, yet?!" ~Seth
"I thought you had an idea." ~Chelsea "That was before I drew the shitty star. I'm gonna do it better this time." ~Kayla "In other words, get ready to stick your fist in your mouth again." ~Kit
"Drinking drinking till the ship is sinking, gambling, stealing, lots of sex appealing. I'm pirate. And I'm here to steal you." ~Bradley
"I need to write a new poem. I haven't written anything in forever." ~Kit "Me either." ~Ash "And I've got a bunch of stuff floating around my head that I just have to write down." ~Kit "I love when you say 'floating around' because it makes me think that you have a water head and the words are all floating around up there." ~Ash
"I can't find my underwear." ~Kayla
"Is this the one that he looks like he has two arms?" ~Sara "Uhm... People normally do, Sara." ~Kayla
"This is the end. Are you sure you're comfortable with doing this?" ~Kayla "I'm not comfortable with the fact that you said 'the end.'" ~Sara
"I feel dead.
“ ~Kit "That is because you ARE, you damnable wrongdoing against the Church of the good Pope and God himself! Abomination! Demon! May the nature of your deeds reflect the judgement bestowed upon you by the Father. Now go, demon, back from whence you came!!!" ~Waldo "My mom? It took me 9 months to escape from that cell. =/ I am NOT going back!" ~Kit
"I wonder what the guy in titanic feels like. You know, who's only line was 'AICEBURG!!1111!!'" ~Tillz "I'd feel pretty shitty. I mean, he only gets one line, and it's the line that lets everyone know that they're all about to die. That's a lot to put on one guys shoulders. Poor bastard." ~Kit "I was going to say the same thing. All those negative feelings associated with him. What if he didn't tell anybody the boat was sinking? And they were just ok with bein shaken the hell up. 'What just happened Bob?' 'Oh? huh. Oh nothing. Mm.'" ~Tillz
"Would you tell someone you love them right before you leave them? It just makes no sense. OH I LOVE YOU. BUT I DON'T WANT YOU. SO I'M INTENTIONALLY MAKING YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT ESPECIALLY WHEN I KNOW YOU'RE ALREADY EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE." ~Dillion
"I'd of found something to float on. Fuckin, hell, anything. And put on all the clothing I had to keep somewhat warm. OMG I'D OF CLIMBED THE ICEBERG XDDD" ~Tillz "OMG YES!!!" ~Kit "WHY DIDN'T ANYONE THINK OF THAT!?!" ~Tillz "Uhm... They were all about to die. Yeah... Pretty sure that would be it." ~Kit "If I was about to die, because a giant metal thing hit an apparently harder than metal floating for hundreds of years in the ocean kind of structures.. I'd be like. Hm. Maybe it'll hold my weight? Like, since it fucked this boat up and doesn't look a shit different, I think it's structurally sound." ~Tillz
"So God was like, I'll fuck you up for thinking you can't be fucked up, but just to show how awesome I am, here's an iceberg, a perfect floatation device. Here's the kicker: You'll be too scared shitless to think." ~Tillz
"LOL. Someone should draw the captain, like, puting on a life jacket and gettin on a boat, or climbing the iceberg, smiling, with a backwards hand peace sign, back towards you. 'DUCES' like, PEACE. because he knows he's gunna live." ~Tillz
"lol getting on a motorskicycle. 'If only you had a time machine then, captain, if only.' Rope around the iceberg trying to move it." ~Tillz
"OH. I LIED. iceberg guy had like, I think two lines." ~Tillz "Two?" ~Kit "'2,200, sir.' him on a shirt, 2,220 ICEBURGZ, SIR." ~Tillz
"titanic always makes me cry at the end though. I mean..who doesn't cry? Unless a thousand dead people make you smile, or you can still maintain a jolly outlook on how fucked up that is. Then I really wouldn't want to watch it with you, anyway. Or any movie. Or share the same 2 mile radius with you." ~Tillz "): It doesn't make me cry. It doesn't make me happy, either. But still." ~Kit "then I'm fair certain, you, ma'am. Are going to hell." ~Tillz
"You made me choke on Mountain Dew!!! I read that while I was taking a really big drink." ~Kit "I DIDN'T. GOD DID IT!!! SMIIITEEE plus his favrt braynd is coke lol lol lolz" ~Kit
"Dude if I was a servant on that fuckin boat, or one of those staff captain like men.. and knew the boat was going to sink, and to get the rich women and children on the boats.. I would not be pleased with life." ~Tillz "Me either, dude. I'd start killing the bitches. 'YOUR FREE RIDE IN LIFE ENDS HERE!!!!!!! DX'" ~Kit
"I'd only kill one rich person. Take their clothes, and put on my best poser face. Because I'd live, without much depression for killing tons of people, if I lived." ~Tillz
"Jack got to see her naked. He died happy. So tell her, Jack got to see her naked. So did I... And I didn't die... But still. Jack got to see her naked." ~Crow
"WHY. THE HELL. WOULD YOU GO INTO AN ELEVATOR ON A FLOODING BOAT!!?!?! DUMB DUMB DUMB" ~Tillz "I'd hate to die in a closed space. ):" ~Kit "Really? 'cause I'd hate to die on a boat in the middle of the fucking atlantic." ~Tillz
"Mmmm... So sexy... I mean... XD Nah. I totally meant that." ~Kit Cristina Scabbia... Enough said.
"Oh. Thad says he's sorry" ~Kit "I know he spoke to me yesterday. We're getting our dicks pierced together. How will we walk, you ask? crab walk. sideways." ~Tillz
"He turned his last couple girlfriends gay." ~Kit "Serious?! Oh my god! He just made me feel so much cooler than I really am! I'm shaking his hand!" ~Shawota "Josh! Come back!" ~Kit -Josh comes back- "Shake my hand, my man." ~Shawota "Thanks." -shakes hand- ~Josh "Oh no. Thank YOU." ~Shawota
"You've got the rest of your life. That's a lot of years, man... If you don't get hit by a car. If." ~Kayla
"The test you did a lot better on me than." ~Chelsea
"I'm personally scared lol" ~Tillz "Me too. ):" ~Kit "Little late for that mama bear." ~Tillz
"I will not take part in any homosexual activities. But I will record my girlfriend fucking another woman." ~Bradley
"Yeah. You guys clean up your mess." ~Sara "It's not our mess. We're just cleaning it up." ~Chelsea "It's sticky." ~Kit "We didn't make the mess. We're just cleaning it up. Kinda like sex. And we're the parents. Gotta clean the sheets." ~Chelsea
"I wanna stick ink up my nose and see what my sneezes come out as. Sorry. I was just looking at my nails." ~Chelsea
"I haven't been along very wake... Don't say a word." ~Kit
"Questions like that usually lead up to wonderful answers... Like that." ~Kit
"You know I can't think when I'm totally sober." ~Shawota
"Unless you did it. Damn pirates." ~Kit "Hmmm..." ~Shawota "You did?" ~Kit "No. I would never... On purpose." ~Shawota
"Cause 2 will proly make me wanna do 3. Then we'll round it out with the most exhausting and pass out." ~Shawota "Mass genocide turns you on?" ~Kit
"Well, since you ARE the only one hurting people in this case (mauling yourself and such), then yes. Yes you are." ~Kit
"OK, BUT LOTS OF POINTLESS THINGS ARE STILL FUN!!" ~Shawota
"Why did you put it there, Eli?!" ~John
"Gay ex boyfriends aren't allowed to touch things that I've already claimed!" ~Kit
"Heather, make it easier to tune you out." ~Mr. Gilbert
"The epicest of epicness." ~Kit
"I'm a little parched. Do you have some water?" ~Chelsea "Takes a lot out of you." ~Kit "I really just wanted to say 'parched.' It's a funny word." ~Chelsea
"You know how awesome it would be if our farts had colors. 'Ooop. Chelsea farted again. It's a blue cloud." ~Chelsea
"It would be funny if you farted and a rainbow cloud came out. It's Mr. Farticles!!!" ~Jess
"Are you sniffing my hair?" ~Jess "As if this couldn't get anymore awkward." ~Kit
"John, are you from, like, Poland?" ~Rachelle "It's a British accent." ~John "Yeah. That's what I was talking about." ~Rachelle
"Just cut his balls off." ~Cody "CODY!!!!!" ~Mrs. Sizemore.
(Talking about pruning in math) "I don't know what you're talking about with gardening. What does that have to do with prunes?" ~Rachelle "Pruning bushes, Rachelle." ~Mrs. Sizemore "Oh... I thought you meant food." ~Rachelle
"Can you un-prune a bush?" ~Mrs. Sizemore "I tried! No. You cannot." ~Rodney
"When I think about fucking you, I think about your tattoos. The one on your arm, the one you showed me at work, the one on your chest, that you showed me in your bedroom, the one on your back that I haven't seen yet. I imagine them as maps for my kisses, roads I'll travel with my tounge. And I know that it doesn't make sense, that the skin there is no more or less sensitive than the rest of your body, still I can't rid my mind of the image of my lips wet, against the blackness." ~Asia
"Could anything be more beautiful than you in bed, listening to the radio, and peeling a grapefruit?" ~Asia
"Remember being 17 and getting an inexperienced blowjob in the bathtub? How's married life treating you?" ~Asia
"YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE DECLARATIVE LOVE LETTERS LIKE THIS!" ~Asia
"What's a happy period? I've never had a happy period. 42 freakin' years! And I've NEVER had a happy period!" ~Mom
"So... since you're a zombie... I'd be a necro, right?" ~Kit "Uhm... yeah. You're a freak." ~Shawota "Yeah, and all your zombie buddies are saying the same about you." ~Kit "'Ewwwwww. She's ALIVE?!!!!'" ~Shawota "'Gross!!! She's alive and bleeds when you cut her open!!!'" ~Kit
"I will fuck you up." ~Sara "Oh, I'll fuck you up. And down. AND side to side." ~Kit "Wooow. I've never heard it put that way before." ~Kayla
"peom because I'm ltoo lazy to fix theses typos" ~Kit
"... Sir?" ~Ash "... Sir?" ~Kit "I forgot his name." ~Ash
"I had to stop, drop and roll, there was a fire drill." ~Rodney "That's why you're next to the water fountain, use the water." ~Ben
"Ow. Pain. Assault. Battery. Assault with a battery." ~Rodney
"Cancer is eating away his face. And he's a lot like George Bush. I don't like Bush." ~Rodney
"Tastes like water, smells like bleach. That's how people die." ~Kayla
"I'll let you smack the black off of me." ~Kayla
"Hey guys, why did they put his head up there?" ~Chelsea *not my twin*
"I hope you all get attacked by poisonous pickles." ~Kayla "I didn't even hear anything!!" ~Kit "You're always just there!!" ~Kayla
"I'm not masterbating!" ~Sara
"You make little kids scare at night." ~JJ
"I'd get tattoos butterflied on it." ~Chelsea
"If at first you don't succeed, try try again. Then give up. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."
"Hey Johnson, working hard, or hardly working? Ha Ha Ha!!" ~Boss guy "Actually, I'm looking at porn... So, the first one." ~Johnson
"God said 'Let there be child,' and there was child. And he saw that it was good." ~Kayla
“Katrina, how do I show my love to you?” (in a whiny voice) ~Kayla “Stop whining.” ~Sara “Katrina, how do I show my love to you?” (in a deep voice) ~Kayla
“So, is your boyfriend, like, on crack?” ~Compton “No, he’s not my boyfriend. He’s my gay friend.” ~Sara
“What the hell is a jigglypuff?” ~Kit
“Did you just sneeze and say ‘cheese’? Hey that rhymes!” ~Kit
"You know what?!?! I'm not getting you a dick in a jar now... with teeth!" ~Kayla
"Love me!" ~Kit "No! That guy has a penis in his ear!" ~JJ
“No, my mom got brownies!” ~Chi-Chan
“I want Kayla.” ~Kit
“Do you know why Michael Jackson is missing his nose?” ~JJ “Chuck Norris said ‘I got your nose’ and he really did.” ~Sara
“You know, you guys are triplets, so you probably look like that too when your pissed.” ~Sara
"I love your hair, but that doesn't mean I love you." ~Britt
“I just broke my baby!” ~Sara
"She's like a wart, you have to burn her off." ~Carrig
"Carrig!!! Get her off!!!"~Kit "I tried that once, and got in trouble." ~Carrig "Wooooow! Teachers aren't allowed to say shit like that, dude."~Kit
"I’m not diluted… I’m 100% Rodney" – Rodney "100% crazy too" – Mrs. Roberts
"It’s either the egg, or the swimmer… your choice. And that kids is like duuhhuhhuuuuuuhhhhh!" – Rodney
"Yes! I do know something!!!" – Ben
"a bird! Evolve! Evolve into a… bigger bird!" - Rodney
"Your like a... geeky nerdy guy trapped in a women's body." ~man "So are you." ~woman
"Well, his name is Luke. Mom calls him Lukey. Which turned into Lukey-Pookey. Lukey got dropped. And now, since Kit's a psycho, it's Pookles." ~Shawota ----The evolution of Pookey's name.
"I'm Japanese. I'm supposed to be bisexual." ~Sara
"I'm coloring. I think my dad's gone craaaazy." ~Kayla
"I want a rusty old van that says 'FREE CANDY' in spray paint on the side really big. Then, a while later, I'll cross that out with black paint and write 'I abducted an 8 year old' really big and then 'Twice' small under it." ~Tillz "The same one?" ~Kit "NO NOT THE SAME ONE!!" ~Tillz
"We can get married again." ~Opa "I wanted to, and you said no!" ~Oma "Oh... We won't, then." ~Opa
"They're going to have sex for seven days." ~Oma "In the church? All together?" ~Opa
"Seven days of sex... In the church." ~Opa "NO! Not in the church!!" ~Oma
"Well, he's a minister, right? Then why don't they do it in the church? It makes it religious." ~Opa
"Nothing's impossible!" ~Rodney "This one is." ~Mrs. Sizemore
"I really don't care what's going on, as long as I KNOW what's going on. I hate not knowing. It's like, 'you're going to die tomorrow.' I'd be cool with that. But if it were something like, 'I'm sorry, sir. But it appears that you are clinically dead' I'd be all, 'What?! But.... But... How?! Why? I'm. I'm breathing. And... I'm pretty sure I'm alive. Am I a zombie...? And... If so... Can I eat your brains? Gain all of your knowledge.' Because... You know. I want to know what the fuck's up with that." ~Shawota "Riiight... So, that'd be fucked up." ~Kit
"How do you breed the oil bug?" ~Ash "Well, when one oil bug loves another oil bug very much... or they're both very drunk..." ~Kit
"I seem to be breaking out in aids again today." ~Ash
"If you can, ninja to the roof!" ~Rodney
"Get out of my way, you mother fucking, leaf sucking son of a bitch!" ~Shawota
"Thank you for calling the Mental Help Hotline...if you are not calling from a bridge or holding a weapon...please press the * key...and our operator will be with you shortly..."
"What's red on your butt?" ~Kayla "I don't know, is it pink?" ~Jess
"I'll put my wooly mammoth in the zoo." ~Rodney
"I just don't want big ass dinosaurs eating me." ~Rodney
"What's it called when you need to have blood to live?" ~Kayla "Uhm... it's called life." ~Kit
“For you to stalk me and wait for me to fall asleep, you’ll have to watch me jerk off first” ~ Bryant
“That’s why you have minions… so you don’t have to see the person’s nightly rituals. Unless you really want to. Like Cristina Scabbia. I’d watch her all night” ~Kit
"She burns things that have saliva on them. So I'm always biting her clothes to keep her naked." ~Shawota (XD)
"I look too much like my dad. So, you know what you have to look forward to... or be afraid of... in the future." ~Shawota "I'll just put a plastic bag over your head." ~Kit "Hey!" ~Shawota
"She's got this problem with forks. She stabbed herself with one once and then she stepped on a fork. HOW THE HELL DO YOU STEP ON A FORK!?!?" ~Sara
“Chelsea doesn't do things that are illegal, she herself is illegal.” ~Sara
"Do you have any flaws?" ~Sara "Yes, I was imperfectly created. i was put through rigorous military experimentation where I was implanted with an infective skin deteriorating virus" ~Waldo
"RUN!!! Katrina is going to stab you!!!" ~Waldo "Oops… I killed her first. (I SWEAR IT WAS SELF DEFENSE!!!!!!!!)" ~Sara "Lies!" ~Waldo "But it really was self defense." ~Sara "You WOULD say that, you monster." ~Waldo "You said yourself that she was gonna stab meeeee………………… AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! HER F-ING ZOMBIE STABBED ME!!!!!!!!!!!" ~Sara "Hahahaha. And so it has begun. mwahahahahahoho" ~Waldo "Who’s side are you on anyway? Mine or the zombie’s. Is this some kind of prophecy or something?????" ~Sara "It is Catholic business now. Your participation is no longer required." ~Waldo "Ummm…. Ok…. I’m still bleeding here…." ~Sara "Band-aid?" ~Waldo
"At least you're not Bella Swan." ~Sara
"Hey! Do black people sit around and make white jokes?” ~Chelsea
“Die… die now.” ~Chelsea “I’m Chuck Norris! You can’t kill me!” ~JJ
“Why do you have Chuck Norris in your stomach?” ~Sara “Why do I not?” ~Chelsea
"Technically I ate Chuck Norris. Mmm… Chucklicious.” ~Kayla
"Look at what I made!" -holds up sign- "... Wait... is it upside down?" ~Kayla
“Woah! That shirt really is see-through! You can see facial features and everything! Look at that beard popping out of your stomach!” ~Sara
"If she took karate, she wouldn't break the board... she'd be the board." ~JJ
“I fuck things up with you because I get nervous and it’s easy.” ~Asia
“Well, I used to think you were kind of creepy, but I think about 90% of the guys who come to the coffee shop are creepy.” ~Asia
“It’s like if it’s cold or dreary no one expects your life to be a Doublemint commercial, but how can anyone reconcile a shitty life with a beautiful day?” ~Asia
“Old love letters should explode upon being read.” ~Asia
“And maybe you’d take my face in your hands then, and kiss me, and we’d be off again, breaking everything around us.” ~Asia
"I wanna live to be 300. Then my last words can be '300!!!!'" ~Chelsea "No! On your deathbed, 300 years old, 'Tonight... we dine... IN HELL!' And then you die." ~Kit
"If you try to sell some one a car and you hand them a fish, they're not gonna pay you." ~Mr. Gilbert
"Seriously. Mom sucks at filling up her tires. I always have to do it for her." ~Kit "That just means you blow harder than she does." ~Timmy-face
-laughing really hard- "Oh god." ~Shawota "Shut uuuuuuuup." ~Kit "He's just mad because all you blow are my tires." ~Mom "OH MY GOD, MOM!!" ~Kit
"Haha! It's funny because it's a lie!" ~Shawota
"You can't ignore me." ~Kit
"I don't even remember why you were ignoring me." ~Kit "Me either. But I remember why I kept doing it." ~Shawota
"I told you I win." ~Kit
-starts laughing for no reason- ~Pookey -stare- ~everyone in the room "SHUT UP, GUYS!! IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!!" ~Pookey
"I NEVER wanna hear you say shit about me and Shawota EVER again! Fuckin' pervs." ~Kit
"I remember when you were this big and I used to run around pretending like I was going to eat you." ~Hawk "I remember when she was this big and I used to run around chasing her, pretending I was a monkey." ~Shawota "Who knew..." ~Mom "Yeah. Who knew..." ~Hawk
"Panthers eat birds." ~Shawota "Heyyyy" ~Kit "Hey! No one wants to hear about what you guys do when no one else is around!" ~Emmitt "Shut up!" ~Shawota and Kit
"Stop playing with curling irons." ~Eagle
"Oh my GOD, Katrina! What is THAT?!" ~Whitney "I don't know what you're talking about. You're fuckin' crazy." ~Kit
"I made you a bird. But it's wing fell off." ~Whitney
"I think the tumor was karma. From all the people I've flipped off in my life." ~Rusty -nod- ~Tammy "Ohhhhh! It's BAD when your mom agrees." ~Kit
"I HAVE A ZOMBIE FINGER!!!!" ~Rusty
"It occured to me that instead of worrying about all the skanks running their mouths about us, I am going to enjoy every second we have together. You can run your mouths all you want but I know that I am the one he comes home to... I am the one who wakes up in his arms.... So to all of you who doubt., Keep waiting for the day that won't come." "Ohhhhhh! Karma, bitch!"
"If you die you're completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on. I'm not afraid of dying. Total peace after death, becoming someone else is the best hope I've got." ~Kurt Cobain
"What a dick. No. He's not cool enough to be a dick. He's like... the leftover sack after they nuter a cat. Yeah. He's an empty cat sack." ~Shawota
"That literally, like... SHOT off your head." ~Shawota "OMG! I'M A CANNON!!" ~Kit
"My feet are gone!" ~Toby
-poke; poke- "The original, original." ~Shawota "You just wanted to poke my boob, didn't you?" ~Kit "Yep." ~Shawota
"I'll bite your ankle." ~Shawota "Ankle biter." ~Kit "Don't talk about my girl like that." ~Shawota "I'll talk about her however I want." ~Kit "........................................ Did you call me an ankle biter?" ~Shawota
"I'll ankle bite you in the face." ~Shawota
"I'm gonna punt that bastard like a midget!" ~Shawota
"Nudity is bad." -looks under blanket- "Okay... So... everyone's nude under something... Mine just happens to be under a blanket."
"Why isn't my computer case closi- Oh that's why..." ~Ash
"I went to pat him on the butt and I got his left nut. And that rhymed!" ~Ashley
"I'm laughing to keep from crying." ~Tyler "I'm laughing because it's funny!" ~Ashley
"Jesse. The big headed boy." -snort; hits head on desk- ~Ashley
"Today turned out to be a great day. We got Toby. Got a couple cool things from a crazy person. And I got a bunch of cool stuff from the friend of a crazy person." ~Shawota
"That's bullshit!" ~Shawota "Don't say that, Daddy." ~Toby
"What's 0 times -1?" ~Mrs. Sizemore "Not shit!" ~Rodney "RODNEY!!!" ~Mrs. Sizemore
"Katrina is a hoe. Katrina is a hoe. Hi-ho the dary-oh, Katrina is a hoe. Katrina likes sex. Katrina likes sex. Hi-ho the dary-oh, Ashley does, too!" ~Ashley
"Yeah, that scared me. Leave me alone." ~Mr. Gilbert
"Frightened by a piece of chalk. That's gotta be a new record." ~Mr. Gilbert
"We're never having kids." ~Kit "Yeah. I drugged her, and tied her filopian tubes while she was out." ~Shawota "Uh... huh?" ~Kit
"Awwwugh! Lacuna Coil is joining the Music As A Weapon Tour this year." ~Kit "... Is that a bad thing...?" ~Shawota "... No... I just know I won't be able to go... It angers me." ~Kit "You know what angers me?" ~Shawota "What, babe?" ~Kit "People that don't like pickles." ~Shawota "... Eh?" ~Kit
"Woooow. Someone's been living in Kenton for a while." "Wooooooooow. Someone's not gettin' any for a while."
"Go fuck yourself. Because you won't be getting any from me for a while." -.-
"MY NECK IS FROZEN!!!!!" ~Pookey "Kiss his neck, Trina." ~Willy "Yeah. Kiss my neck." ~Pookey "I'll kiss your brother's neck." ~Kit "... That's just wrong..." ~Willy "You started it." ~Kit "DON'T SAY STUFF LIKE THAT!!!! " DX ~Pookey
"Heeeey! Don't say that to kids! Especially the one that's fucking my boyfriend." ~Kit "... Didn't I tell you to stop saying stuff like that?" ~Pookey "HAH! And it was still about your brother!" ~Willy
"You have to actually ask me. Not just whisper something incoherent and point a gun at me." ~Shawota
"I'm so good, i can quick." ~Kit
"Where are we?" ~Cisilia "I don't know where ya'll are, but i'm up here" ~Rodney
"Macbeth! Grow a pair!" ~Gilbert
"Just for future reference, your notes don't act as search warrants." ~Rodney
"My soul hurts a little" ~Kit
"I would murder my own children to be the wife of the king" ~Gilbert (Interpreting Macbeth for the class) "That's ambition!" ~Rodney
"Man, we'd better not have daughters... you scare me" ~Gilbert (interpreting Macbeth)
"Lady Macbeth says 'now remember, we have to cry when he dies" ~Gilbert "So i'm gunna kick you in the nads!" ~Rodney
"What? it's not like it did it on... oh nevermind" ~Rodney
"How old are you?" ~Ash "24, actually" ~Gilbert "OH MY GOD! He's younger than my boyfriend!" ~Kit
"Calm down. Go get a drink of water." ~Tillz teacher -Tillz gets a drink of water- "Did that help?" ~Tillz teacher "I tried to drown myself but the water pressure was too low" ~Tillz
"Don't you care about Bubby?" "Yeah, in a storage shed kinda way." ~Cartoon Toby's watching "That's how I feel about most people." ~Kit "Yeah. Like me." ~Shawota "No! I care about you in all sorts of ways, BUT a storage shed kinda way." ~Kit "Awwwwuh! That's sweet. To demonstrate, would you go get me something to drink?" ~Shawota
"You're an ass." ~Kit
"In Globe Arizona, cards may not be played in the street with a Native American." ~Kit "I think I've been to Globe." ~Shawota "Did you play cards with anyone in the street?" ~Kit "No... I would have, had I known that was a law." ~Shawota
"I need to uh..." ~Shawota "What babe?" ~Kit "I need to... uh..." ~Shawota "Remember what you were gonna say?" ~Kit "No... I need to uh..." ~Shawota "Finish this sentence?" ~Kit
"Is a lollygagger, by definition, one who gags on lollies?" ~Shawota "Maybe it's someone who gags WITH lollies." ~Kit
"CHEATER! CHEATER! THE ZOMBIES ARE CHEATING!!" ~Kit
"Hahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!! Wait... LIAR! ... What?" ~Pookey
"You look so peaceful when you're asleep." ~Jobe
-pokes Whitney with a screw- "I just screwed you." ~Pookey "Don't screw my girlfriend!" ~Seth -pokes Kit with screw- ~Pookey "You just screwed both your brother's girlfriends in five seconds." ~Kit "WHOO! New record!" ~Pookey
"All I can smell is my hand!" ~Kit
"Honey... go fuck yourself." ~Shawota
-puts my sock on me- "It's a good thing that I don't have a foot fetish. Because that would have been hot!" ~Shawota
"Feet are gross." ~Shawota "Yeah. They are." ~Kit "Yours aren't. I mean, they aren't like 'oo! Sexy time' feet. But they're not gross." ~Shawota
"You know that 'no child left behind'? Yeah. That's bull crap. We'll leave you behind." ~Carrig
"We're going to bake a tennis ball, and-" ~Sizemore "Why would you bake a tennis ball?" ~Some chick in algebra "Because I'm going to throw it at you! Now. We're going to bake a tennis ball and a little metal marble and I throw it at you. Which one will be hotter?" ~Sizemore
"Mmmmmm tastey!" ~Shawota "Oh yeah? What do I taste like?" ~Kit "Uhm... Well... right now you taste like sweat and ash." ~Shawota
“I was lookin’ for a……. yea I got nothing” ~Rodney
“How Many of you have ever yelled at your computer before?” ~Gilbert “I told it I was gunna punch it in it’s pop-up blocker” ~Rodney
"Sorry! Rodney apologizes!" ~Gilbert "No i don't!" ~Rodney
"See, you even have friends that are trying to steer you in the right direction" ~Gilbert "That's a first for her" -points to Ash- ~Seth "Hey!" -pinches Seth- ~Ash "Even with threats of physical violence" ~Gilbert
"Unless you want to work entry level jobs for the rest of your life." ~Gilbert "I want to work entry level jobs for the rest of my life!" ~Rodney -shoulders slump- "I hate you" ~Gilbert
"He thinks he has a british accent. But it's not, it's a speech impediments. There's a difference." ~Kit
"What's a mongoloid?" ~Kayla "You don't know what a mongoloid is?" ~Smayda "Is it a food?" ~Kayla
"I'll kill you. I'm not above necrophelia." ~Shawota
"Hair dye won't lick your elbow!" ~Ash
"Why macbeth goes so murder-happy-crazy." ~Gilbert
"seeing him is like seeing Medusa." ~Gilbert "No, she had snakes on her head... and she didn't have legs" ~Rodney
"I thought you had some insightful question" ~Gilbert "I was waiting for something about horses eating eachother" ~John "No, i see that shit all the time" - Rodney
"The difference between a girlfriend and a fiancee, is a very expensive ring" ~Gilbert
"Just for future reference, your notes don't act as search warrants." ~Rodney
"Lots of hairspray. Lots of big." ~Crow
"Carrig! What's the Vatican?" ~Kayla "It's a pill for men with e.d." ~Carrig
"You sleep really quietly." ~Julia "I'm ticking." ~Waldo "What?" ~Julia, Kit, Chelsea "It stopped. I was ticking. I could feel the seconds go by." ~Waldo
"Well usually the cup is empty because I end up drinking it." ~Eli
"I'm usually an optimistic person. The times that I seem pessimistic, though, I'm not being pessimistic. I'm just being lazy." ~Eli
"Hey! I'm not all about Sonic the Hedgehog and cock jokes! ... Although you... wouldn't be too far from the truth to assume so..." ~Eli
"Oh look. The sun is dead. That's good." ~Gilbert
"That is so cute! I want iiiit!" ~Kit "Yeah... It's cute... Butterfaaaace!!! DX" ~Shawota
"He said that with my hair like this, he can't look at me in a sexual way because I look like Karen. But since you straightened it, he says I look like Chelsea." ~Mom "Chelsea's pretty... And she's not my sister." ~Dad
"Where's the remote?" ~Mom -flops down on couch- "I'm sitting down now." ~Toby "I'm sitting down now. You can't change the channel." ~Dad, laughing.
"Heh... You guys had sex..." ~Pookey "You know, if you don't stop saying that everytime you look at one of us, I'm going to start looking at you and Lacey and saying 'heh... you guys had sex'." ~Shawota "Hah! Yes we did." ~Pookey
If I lost him, I would die. How do I know this? With as fast as he makes my heart beat, he must be what makes it keep going. Thus, it would surely stop the second he walked out of my life.
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/////(|)\\\\\ someone who is or died from
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One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye.
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this story's true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!"
"The last name annoys me." ~Kit
"Sometimes, to get what you want, you just have to get down on your knees." XD I love that.
"Smiles and make up. They cover up so much these days."
"Sharpies. Sniff the rainbow."
"They're easier to stalk when you're sober." ~Ash
"Did everything just taste purple for a second?"
"My blood is red. My veins are blue. And every night... I bleed for you." ~Kit
"Shhh! I'm easvesdropping on my voices..." ~Crow
"'You know, you should kill them.' 'I don't want to kill them, I love them. What's wrong with you? Are you crazy?' 'Psh! You're the one talking to voices in your head.'" ~Kit
"Stupid non-smoking smokers." ~Ash
"When I'm smiling and happy about shit, you don't have to be a cunt about it." ~Ash
"I didn't give her any spiced nuts." ~Josh
"So I can't have a salad if the sun isn't shining?" ~Josh
"Die you eye!" ~Ash "-gasp- That rhymes!!" ~Kit
"The Breakfast Club was a warning people!"
"The good die young. PRICKS live forever!"
"He said it was alright, so, whisper, whisper, giggle, giggle." ~Ash
(Alcoholism- A habit that helps you to see the iguanas in your eyeballs) "That's another of my favorites. But, then again, I love iguanas." ~Kit "So you want to be an alcoholic?" ~Ash "Yeah!" ~Kit
"You know, I'm pretty sure that the pledge kinda says that we have the right to do whatever the fuck we want. Including not standing for it." ~Kit
"I have no problem saying something about someone behind their back, as long as I'm willing to say it to their face." ~Kit
"I'm not going to try to kick her ass. Cuz she would prolly kick MY ass." ~Ash "Not if you have a baseball bat. It's not playing dirty. It's just winning." ~Kit
"I'm serious. They just see it as playing dirty because they lost. I mean, if I know I can't win, I'm going to use any means I can. fuck, bitch, this is a fight." ~Kit
"Bugs normally have penises?! I always wondered how insects had sex!" ~Sara
"Have you ever sneezed and it comes out your nose, your mouth, your ears, and your eyes? Your whole face just opens up. That is a really white piece of lettuce!!" -eats it like a squirrel- ~Chris
"A new game! Nuts to the face!" ~Chris
"Have you ever snorted glitter? When you snort glitter, then sneeze, it all comes out and glitter, like, falls to the ground. You snort, then sneeze. They'll think you're a fairy because your snot is crystilized. Look! It's pixie dust!" ~Chris
"Her tongue has turn signals." ~Chris
"You don't even have to snort that shit. You just drink it." (She was talking about glitter. XD) ~Sara
"Ow. If you snort that, you'll have, like, plastic snot. Like Willy Wonka's factory." ~Chris
"Oh good! I made a story!" -smacks the paper these are all written on- ~Chris
"If you shower with milk, you'll get all... milky." ~Chris
-Chelsea with her little group of souls up in heaven talking about her funeral; she's being used as a puppet- "Oh my god! Why didn't I think of that?!" ~Random soul "What?" ~God "We didn't call you here." ~Chelsea -starting to whisper- "Thinks he's so cool. Pft. Water." ~Chelsea "Yeah. fuckin' attention whore." ~Random soul
"Look at him cussing! Circle, triangle, X, square!!" ~Chelsea
"Words taste like peaches today."
"Hey Bill! Did you hear what happened to Steve?!" ~Steve "Uh... You are Steve." ~Bill "I am Steve? Then that means..." -looks under blanket at broken pelvis; screams- ~Steve
"Yeah! Nuts are flying!" ~Chelsea
"Boob hump!" ~Sara "Uh! Uh! Yay." ~Chelsea
"I just enjoy pissing him off. I don't know what I say." ~Ash
"That's not an awkward sound like we're all about to be poisoned." ~Kit
"Square you!" ~Chelsea
-trips- "Aw... X." ~Chelsea
"She's like our drug dealer. =3 With M&Ms" ~Kit
"How do you always find an excuse to get spontaniously naked?!"
"I've been cleptoing. The cheaper way to shop!" -sing- ~Chelsea
"I'm gonna square your hypotinus later. Wait... does that mean I'm dividing your legs, or we're just gonna have kids?" ~Chelsea
"No one wants to square my hypotinus, so I have to triangle my coordinate plane." ~Scott
"I'd take your shirt off on the bus." ~Chelsea "And I'd let you!" ~Kayla
"Square you, quadrilateral!" ~Kit
"If true love finds you, set it free. If it returns, put several 8-inch blades in its head. If it returns again, run... Just run." ~Arin
"How did our belly button get up here?" Kayla "Gravity is a myth. Earth sucks." ~Chelsea
"Pick a color, 1-10!" ~Chelsea
"The only reason I'd kick you out of bed is so I could do you on the floor." ~Chelsea
"You can even see the crabs melt!" ~Patric
"Time is running out. By which I mean, I'm tired of looking at your face."
"Starving to death. Can't make it. Sideways smiley face."
(Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?) "Bitch, you'd better sterilize that thing. I'll be damned if I die with aids." ~Kit
"You're acting like a bitchy girlfriend. I'm not your damn boyfriend. I don't have to notice this shit." ~Kit "You do if I say you do." ~Ash
"Chris! Would you rather replace me as her boyfriend, or her as my girlfriend?! Or... boyfriend... or whatever." ~Kit "How about I get rid of you and rape her. Or. Wait! Rape her and keep you! Or! No! I'll rape you both and keep you both!" ~Chris "... What...?" -looks at Ash- "So... is he both of our boyfriends now?" ~Kit "I... guess so..." ~Ash
"He didn't have that 'I just found a random thong with a phone number on a note in it tied to my windshield' kind of look." ~Kit
"Racism? Hardly. Supidity isn't a race."
"You shoot me in the face, I'll kick your ass!"
"OH! It's funnier now that I get it!" ~Sara
"Come 'er fuckin' stallion duck! He's not afraid at all! He's not afraid at all!"
"I'm gonna make you love me! That way, when I die, you'll feel ALL the pain you've made me feel, and I won't feel a thing!" ~Kit
"Hug me, kiss me, love me forever. I will NEVER promise the same to you." ~Kit
"Chill your panties!" ~Ash "... That'd be cold..." ~Kit
"I only like coloring when I'm stoned." ~Kit
"A prayer is really anguish in disguise."
"Procrastination is like masterbation. It's all fun until you realize you just FUCKED yourself."
"It didn't do that last time." ~Sara
"Are you gonna complain to your boyfriend because you have a butter boob now?" ~Sara
"People are gonna start calling me 'butter boob' now." ~Kayla "Not if you don't tell them." -blink- ~Kit
"By the way... I'm not watching a video of Cristina Scabbia dancing and picturing her naked." ~Kit
(Sign says "prepare to meet thy God.") "Holy shit! Where the fuck are we?! Tim, drive faster!" ~Crow
"I thought you said that you were dry imagining it." ~Kayla "What?!" ~Sara "Yeah. Well... I'm wet imagining it." ~Kayla
"Nothing's too kinky for the corner!" ~Sara
"Hi -twitch- Mom." ~Hunter in the future. =3
"What are you ladies doing?" ~David "Smelling you because you smell really good. =3" ~Kit
"Mrs. Gregor, will you teach me Geometry so I can graduate?" ~Josh
"Because Pookey's a retard." ~Kit "Thanks." ~Pookey "Well you are." ~Shawota
"Take that off my porch before it explodes, you dumbasses!" ~Michelle
"Shitmellows!! =D" ~Shawota
"Seth, you're a douche." ~Kit "He's springtime fresh?" ~Shawota
"That's what we need Tuff, a trademark." ~Cody Lambert "I got one, it's hard, full of juice, and barely fits in my jeans." ~Tuff "Ohhh, Tuff." ~Lane Frost "It's my flask, Lane. Cody, want some OJ?" ~Tuff
"Meow" ~Ash "Why is 35 and up the same color?" ~Krock (Kassie explains) "Because she's a cat, and she's cool like that. HEY! that rhymes!" ~Ash
"Chris, go back into your own little worl-- Hey, you have weird colored ears." ~Ash
"I'm an unruly little hoe!" ~Kit
"I'm so immature. She said 69, and I giggled." ~Kit
"Josh can't have a salad because it's not shun-shiney out." ~Ash (meant to be 'sun-shiney')
"I'm a creative little fucker!" ~Kit
"I would so kill myself... if i could survive." ~Kit
"1,2,3,3,3,4,5,6,7,7,9,8,10,11 ohh! oh! and the camera's on me! and you're taking a break, oh shit,
oh shit, what's in the bucket
whats in the bucket,
but a bucket of shit
but a bucket of grapes
and the grapes in the mouth
and the grapes in the mouth make you happy down south
make ya get a big boner, what'cha gonna do?" ~The Rev
"They're going to mass produce electric cars." ~Ash "Fuck ya! ...why?" ~Kit "Gas prices" ~Ash "Fuck ya! Gas prices suck!" ~Kit "But then you're going to add another 200 dollars to your electric bill!" ~Ash "Lets solve one problem by causing a bigger one! Fuck yaaa!" ~Kit
"Dumbass lol" ~Jason "You're mean" ~Kit "Fuck me." ~Jason "What?" ~Kit "Um... nothing" ~Jason "Riiight... Okay... So, that's awkward... lol" ~Kit
"You are a french whore." ~Kit "But i'm not fully french..." ~Kassie
"The one day I wear underwear, I get a wedgie." ~Ash
"he's a super heroe at night..mr. fantesticles/bunny foofoo.and stick" ~Bowers -about my boyfriend. XD-
"She wears the same shirt, like everyday." ~Ash -Nod- ~Kit "I LOVE your eyelashes..." ~Kassie
"I like cake, guys!" ~Kit "What?" ~Mom "She likes cake... Guys. Not guys made of cake. Not even guys that MAKE cake. But the actual product of cake... Guys." ~Dad
"How many tickles does it take to get to the center of Katrina's soul?! 20. Yes. 20." ~Tillz
"That totally looks like something Katri- Ew. I got a whiff of it. =/" ~Kassie
"I have an issue with eating in front of people." ~Quila "I don't have a problem eating you in front of people." ~Kassie
"I'm asking because I'm going to use you later." ~Kayla
"And so there I was. Spitting on my goldfish. Trying to keep him alive." ~Chelsea
"You'd better quit smoking! I'll be damned if my grandbaby comes out with flippers!" ~ Dad
"If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes."
"So what's been up?" ~Kit "my penis, lol..." ~Jason "Ah. So you've been having fun, at least with yourself, huh? lol" ~Kit "hahaha, ya lol..." ~Jason
"Trina. You're sitting in back with Josh and Randy this time." ~Tab "Whaaaat?!" ~Kit "Haha! You're stuck between two Drumm boys!" ~Randy "I don't wanna beeee. ;-;" ~Kit
"You kissed me so deep I could taste you in my toes."
"Because Jack is such a fucking ass, and Levi is a giant walking throbbing DICK! DX Jack should just go suck Levi. =/" ~Kit
"Some fat people have such pretty faces." ~Opa
"It didn't land on me, but I liked it." ~Katie
"They're not loud. I need new underwear." ~Katie
"I swear to GOD that was the bed!" ~Katie "That wasn't." ~Kit
"I'm gonna get that freakin' fan thing that goes in circles." ~Katie "It's called a fan!! =D" ~Kit
"I'll just go get my Mickey shorts. Let 'em roam up my butt crack." ~Katie
"My boob's in the way. I had to shove it back into my shirt." ~Kit
"I LOVE that look!" ~Kit "... I don't." ~Katie
"I'm trying to drink my juice, and you're wiggling!" ~Katie
"Trina... are you the type of girl who walks into a chair and says 'sorry'?"
"That little bastard's sticking his tounge out at me!" ~Kit (Haha! It was Grumpy Bear on Katie's shirt! XD)
"Did you just talk to the cards?" ~Katie (Yes... Yes, I did.)
"Don't throw the dog at me!" ~Katie
"Give me something heavy to put in front of it. Not your boobs, either." ~Katie
"Did you put that dead mosquito on my bed?" ~Kit "... Woops..." ~Katie
"It was red. So I poked it, and it hurt. =/" ~Katie
"Stop throwing his skin at me!" ~Katie
"I got skin in my eye!" ~Mikey (Haha!!)
"haha you kno how you were talking bout OCD? well, it should actually be CDO.... (in alphabetical order. XP)" ~Ash
"That's inapropriate." ~Shawota
"Who tells the truth on those dating sites anyway?" ~Tillz "At the end in the comments section, write 'I suck'." ~Shawota "That might get you a date faster." ~Tillz
"I'm booking your face at 2am." ~Tillz
"I like pudding." ~Shawota
"Want me to kick him?" ~Kit "Yes." ~Shawota -Seth hides- "Let her kick you!" ~Shawota
"Shhhh!" ~Kit "Your shushing is louder than my talking!" ~Shawota
"Let me see your hand." -smack- "No!" ~Levi
"Douche nozzle." ~Shawota
"You know the counter by Bright Star's back door?" ~Tab "I don't look at back Star's Bright door... Wait..." ~Shawota
"I don't think I could respect a man that sounds like Devo." ~Tillz
"Kiss my balls, because I own this bitch!" ~Tillz and Shawota
"If you put some plastic on it, I'd be all over that shit." ~Tillz
"Let me see them titties!!" ~Tillz (she was talking to every man that walked by. XD)
"I'll rape this guy so hard his grandchildren will feel it D< Wait... maybe I'll turn him gay then he won't have them =D" ~Zach " .... Then...what about the grandchildren?" ~Tina "OH YEAH um... I'll give them a dollar or something for ice cream while I take off... OH A KITTY a kitty =D." ~ Zach " ...ADD Much?" ~Tina
"This song is so perved... Perverted..." ~Sara
"Are you talking to Evan?" ~Whitney "Yeah." ~Kit "Tell him I said hi." ~Whitney "Whitney says hi." ~Kit "Tell her I say 'FUCK YOU, YOU CRAZY LITTLE FUCKING PORCELAIN DOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' No. Really. Don't say that. 'Hi Whitney.'" ~Shawota
"I'm about to go all ninja on the net." ~Kit "Yah! I'll pirate all I can, you ninja the rest!" ~Shawota "Good plan!" ~Kit
"Wait... I sit at the beach one day every year with a couple of girls and a drunk bastard...?" ~Donnie
"Where's Ozzy?" ~Mom "Oven." ~Shawota "Evan!!! >.<" ~Mom "Whaaat? I'm making a cherryhuahua pie. =)" ~Shawota
"For Halloween... I wanna go into an alley in the ghetto with a white sheet over my head." ~Pookey "... Riiiiight..." ~Kit
"Hillbillies like the american flag! =D" ~Pookey
"Oh, fucking your girlfriend. You know. The usual." ~Tillz "You're a strange one. That will keep you alive. For now." ~Shawota
"What do you think about hotdogs?" "Like, hot as in sexy? I don't do that stuff."
"If batman was a person, he'd be ADD." ~Kori "That's insane. Batman's a very focused individual." ~Tillz "What?! I was talking about the dog." ~Kori "... Oh." ~Tillz
"I heard the rape and molestation rate is higher here than in Columbus." ~Kori "Oh really?" -flash-dream-thing- "Hey Bill, what's up?" "Nothing much. Bored." "Oh really? What are you gonna do, man?" "I don't know. I think I'm gonna go fuck an 8 year old." ~Tillz
"You are made of AIDS and fail."
"My mom has a fucking cape. She's a super cool hero. =)" ~Kit
"That's gay. That's like... Pookey level gay... That's really gay." ~Shawota
"Your shirt shrank in the wash... because it's made of cotton... and you're dumb." ~Psychostick
"No one should EVER redo Depeche Mode!!" ~Shawota "... Lacuna Coil redid Enjoy the Silence..." ~Kit "Well... that doesn't count... Is it any good?" ~Shawota "Yes... Then again it might have something to do with the fact that I imagine that Cristina Scabbia is singing to me... Yeaaah... I'd be her little girl." ~Kit "I'm sure I should be worried about my girlfriend saying that..." ~Shawota
"God! How much blood do I have in my chin?!!" ~Chelsea
"You're gay." ~Kit "But... I'm dating you..." -blink- ~Shawota "I'm a man." ~Kit "So you're gay, too." ~Shawota "So?" ~Kit "So you're gay, too. So hah!" ~Shawota "It doesn't count." ~Kit "Why not?" ~Shawota "Because I look like a chick. So, therefore, people don't know that I'm gay. Unlike you. You're a fag." ~Kit "But you look like a chick, so they don't know I'm gay, either!! DX" ~Shawota "Doesn't work that way." ~Kit
"Should have gotten us some vanilla ice cream." ~Opa "Well we walked past the ice cream and you didn't get any." ~Oma "I walked past the chicken too, and you still got some." ~Opa
"And deavon is way hotter...and can breathe with his mouth closed. (FUTILE STATEMENT, HE HAS GILLS)" ~Tillz
"If someone that I think should have loved me enough to be at my funeral doesn't show up, I'm haunting their asses!" ~Shawota "I won't come." ~Kit "Why?? ;;" ~Shawota "Because then you'll haunt me. =)" ~Kit "Oh! Well, I'll haunt you anyway. =)" ~Shawota "Yay! I'll sit up all night waiting for you. =)" ~Kit "I'll be laughing at you." ~Shawota "You're mean. But I probably will end up thinking every noise is you. Yngwie will hit a table and move a lamp and I'll jump up and hug it. 'SHAWOOTTAAAAAA!!!!'" ~Kit "... You scare me." ~Shawota "But you looove me. =)" ~Kit "Yeah." ~Shawota
"Taste this crab cake." ~Dad -takes bite- "Eww! It tastes like seafood!!" ~Mom -stare blankly- ~Me and Dad "It's a fuckin' crab cake!" ~Dad
"Ewww! You two are gross! I don't want to see you two kissing! So, did you guys bone, yet?!" ~Seth
"I thought you had an idea." ~Chelsea "That was before I drew the shitty star. I'm gonna do it better this time." ~Kayla "In other words, get ready to stick your fist in your mouth again." ~Kit
"Drinking drinking till the ship is sinking, gambling, stealing, lots of sex appealing. I'm pirate. And I'm here to steal you." ~Bradley
"I need to write a new poem. I haven't written anything in forever." ~Kit "Me either." ~Ash "And I've got a bunch of stuff floating around my head that I just have to write down." ~Kit "I love when you say 'floating around' because it makes me think that you have a water head and the words are all floating around up there." ~Ash
"I can't find my underwear." ~Kayla
"Is this the one that he looks like he has two arms?" ~Sara "Uhm... People normally do, Sara." ~Kayla
"This is the end. Are you sure you're comfortable with doing this?" ~Kayla "I'm not comfortable with the fact that you said 'the end.'" ~Sara
"I feel dead.
“ ~Kit "That is because you ARE, you damnable wrongdoing against the Church of the good Pope and God himself! Abomination! Demon! May the nature of your deeds reflect the judgement bestowed upon you by the Father. Now go, demon, back from whence you came!!!" ~Waldo "My mom? It took me 9 months to escape from that cell. =/ I am NOT going back!" ~Kit"I wonder what the guy in titanic feels like. You know, who's only line was 'AICEBURG!!1111!!'" ~Tillz "I'd feel pretty shitty. I mean, he only gets one line, and it's the line that lets everyone know that they're all about to die. That's a lot to put on one guys shoulders. Poor bastard." ~Kit "I was going to say the same thing. All those negative feelings associated with him. What if he didn't tell anybody the boat was sinking? And they were just ok with bein shaken the hell up. 'What just happened Bob?' 'Oh? huh. Oh nothing. Mm.'" ~Tillz
"Would you tell someone you love them right before you leave them? It just makes no sense. OH I LOVE YOU. BUT I DON'T WANT YOU. SO I'M INTENTIONALLY MAKING YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT ESPECIALLY WHEN I KNOW YOU'RE ALREADY EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE." ~Dillion
"I'd of found something to float on. Fuckin, hell, anything. And put on all the clothing I had to keep somewhat warm. OMG I'D OF CLIMBED THE ICEBERG XDDD" ~Tillz "OMG YES!!!" ~Kit "WHY DIDN'T ANYONE THINK OF THAT!?!" ~Tillz "Uhm... They were all about to die. Yeah... Pretty sure that would be it." ~Kit "If I was about to die, because a giant metal thing hit an apparently harder than metal floating for hundreds of years in the ocean kind of structures.. I'd be like. Hm. Maybe it'll hold my weight? Like, since it fucked this boat up and doesn't look a shit different, I think it's structurally sound." ~Tillz
"So God was like, I'll fuck you up for thinking you can't be fucked up, but just to show how awesome I am, here's an iceberg, a perfect floatation device. Here's the kicker: You'll be too scared shitless to think." ~Tillz
"LOL. Someone should draw the captain, like, puting on a life jacket and gettin on a boat, or climbing the iceberg, smiling, with a backwards hand peace sign, back towards you. 'DUCES' like, PEACE. because he knows he's gunna live." ~Tillz
"lol getting on a motorskicycle. 'If only you had a time machine then, captain, if only.' Rope around the iceberg trying to move it." ~Tillz
"OH. I LIED. iceberg guy had like, I think two lines." ~Tillz "Two?" ~Kit "'2,200, sir.' him on a shirt, 2,220 ICEBURGZ, SIR." ~Tillz
"titanic always makes me cry at the end though. I mean..who doesn't cry? Unless a thousand dead people make you smile, or you can still maintain a jolly outlook on how fucked up that is. Then I really wouldn't want to watch it with you, anyway. Or any movie. Or share the same 2 mile radius with you." ~Tillz "): It doesn't make me cry. It doesn't make me happy, either. But still." ~Kit "then I'm fair certain, you, ma'am. Are going to hell." ~Tillz
"You made me choke on Mountain Dew!!! I read that while I was taking a really big drink." ~Kit "I DIDN'T. GOD DID IT!!! SMIIITEEE plus his favrt braynd is coke lol lol lolz" ~Kit
"Dude if I was a servant on that fuckin boat, or one of those staff captain like men.. and knew the boat was going to sink, and to get the rich women and children on the boats.. I would not be pleased with life." ~Tillz "Me either, dude. I'd start killing the bitches. 'YOUR FREE RIDE IN LIFE ENDS HERE!!!!!!! DX'" ~Kit
"I'd only kill one rich person. Take their clothes, and put on my best poser face. Because I'd live, without much depression for killing tons of people, if I lived." ~Tillz
"Jack got to see her naked. He died happy. So tell her, Jack got to see her naked. So did I... And I didn't die... But still. Jack got to see her naked." ~Crow
"WHY. THE HELL. WOULD YOU GO INTO AN ELEVATOR ON A FLOODING BOAT!!?!?! DUMB DUMB DUMB" ~Tillz "I'd hate to die in a closed space. ):" ~Kit "Really? 'cause I'd hate to die on a boat in the middle of the fucking atlantic." ~Tillz
"Mmmm... So sexy... I mean... XD Nah. I totally meant that." ~Kit Cristina Scabbia... Enough said.
"Oh. Thad says he's sorry" ~Kit "I know he spoke to me yesterday. We're getting our dicks pierced together. How will we walk, you ask? crab walk. sideways." ~Tillz
"He turned his last couple girlfriends gay." ~Kit "Serious?! Oh my god! He just made me feel so much cooler than I really am! I'm shaking his hand!" ~Shawota "Josh! Come back!" ~Kit -Josh comes back- "Shake my hand, my man." ~Shawota "Thanks." -shakes hand- ~Josh "Oh no. Thank YOU." ~Shawota
"You've got the rest of your life. That's a lot of years, man... If you don't get hit by a car. If." ~Kayla
"The test you did a lot better on me than." ~Chelsea
"I'm personally scared lol" ~Tillz "Me too. ):" ~Kit "Little late for that mama bear." ~Tillz
"I will not take part in any homosexual activities. But I will record my girlfriend fucking another woman." ~Bradley
"Yeah. You guys clean up your mess." ~Sara "It's not our mess. We're just cleaning it up." ~Chelsea "It's sticky." ~Kit "We didn't make the mess. We're just cleaning it up. Kinda like sex. And we're the parents. Gotta clean the sheets." ~Chelsea
"I wanna stick ink up my nose and see what my sneezes come out as. Sorry. I was just looking at my nails." ~Chelsea
"I haven't been along very wake... Don't say a word." ~Kit
"Questions like that usually lead up to wonderful answers... Like that." ~Kit
"You know I can't think when I'm totally sober." ~Shawota
"Unless you did it. Damn pirates." ~Kit "Hmmm..." ~Shawota "You did?" ~Kit "No. I would never... On purpose." ~Shawota
"Cause 2 will proly make me wanna do 3. Then we'll round it out with the most exhausting and pass out." ~Shawota "Mass genocide turns you on?" ~Kit
"Well, since you ARE the only one hurting people in this case (mauling yourself and such), then yes. Yes you are." ~Kit
"OK, BUT LOTS OF POINTLESS THINGS ARE STILL FUN!!" ~Shawota
"Why did you put it there, Eli?!" ~John
"Gay ex boyfriends aren't allowed to touch things that I've already claimed!" ~Kit
"Heather, make it easier to tune you out." ~Mr. Gilbert
"The epicest of epicness." ~Kit
"I'm a little parched. Do you have some water?" ~Chelsea "Takes a lot out of you." ~Kit "I really just wanted to say 'parched.' It's a funny word." ~Chelsea
"You know how awesome it would be if our farts had colors. 'Ooop. Chelsea farted again. It's a blue cloud." ~Chelsea
"It would be funny if you farted and a rainbow cloud came out. It's Mr. Farticles!!!" ~Jess
"Are you sniffing my hair?" ~Jess "As if this couldn't get anymore awkward." ~Kit
"John, are you from, like, Poland?" ~Rachelle "It's a British accent." ~John "Yeah. That's what I was talking about." ~Rachelle
"Just cut his balls off." ~Cody "CODY!!!!!" ~Mrs. Sizemore.
(Talking about pruning in math) "I don't know what you're talking about with gardening. What does that have to do with prunes?" ~Rachelle "Pruning bushes, Rachelle." ~Mrs. Sizemore "Oh... I thought you meant food." ~Rachelle
"Can you un-prune a bush?" ~Mrs. Sizemore "I tried! No. You cannot." ~Rodney
"When I think about fucking you, I think about your tattoos. The one on your arm, the one you showed me at work, the one on your chest, that you showed me in your bedroom, the one on your back that I haven't seen yet. I imagine them as maps for my kisses, roads I'll travel with my tounge. And I know that it doesn't make sense, that the skin there is no more or less sensitive than the rest of your body, still I can't rid my mind of the image of my lips wet, against the blackness." ~Asia
"Could anything be more beautiful than you in bed, listening to the radio, and peeling a grapefruit?" ~Asia
"Remember being 17 and getting an inexperienced blowjob in the bathtub? How's married life treating you?" ~Asia
"YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE DECLARATIVE LOVE LETTERS LIKE THIS!" ~Asia
"What's a happy period? I've never had a happy period. 42 freakin' years! And I've NEVER had a happy period!" ~Mom
"So... since you're a zombie... I'd be a necro, right?" ~Kit "Uhm... yeah. You're a freak." ~Shawota "Yeah, and all your zombie buddies are saying the same about you." ~Kit "'Ewwwwww. She's ALIVE?!!!!'" ~Shawota "'Gross!!! She's alive and bleeds when you cut her open!!!'" ~Kit
"I will fuck you up." ~Sara "Oh, I'll fuck you up. And down. AND side to side." ~Kit "Wooow. I've never heard it put that way before." ~Kayla
"peom because I'm ltoo lazy to fix theses typos" ~Kit
"... Sir?" ~Ash "... Sir?" ~Kit "I forgot his name." ~Ash
"I had to stop, drop and roll, there was a fire drill." ~Rodney "That's why you're next to the water fountain, use the water." ~Ben
"Ow. Pain. Assault. Battery. Assault with a battery." ~Rodney
"Cancer is eating away his face. And he's a lot like George Bush. I don't like Bush." ~Rodney
"Tastes like water, smells like bleach. That's how people die." ~Kayla
"I'll let you smack the black off of me." ~Kayla
"Hey guys, why did they put his head up there?" ~Chelsea *not my twin*
"I hope you all get attacked by poisonous pickles." ~Kayla "I didn't even hear anything!!" ~Kit "You're always just there!!" ~Kayla
"I'm not masterbating!" ~Sara
"You make little kids scare at night." ~JJ
"I'd get tattoos butterflied on it." ~Chelsea
"If at first you don't succeed, try try again. Then give up. There's no point in being a damn fool about it."
"Hey Johnson, working hard, or hardly working? Ha Ha Ha!!" ~Boss guy "Actually, I'm looking at porn... So, the first one." ~Johnson
"God said 'Let there be child,' and there was child. And he saw that it was good." ~Kayla
“Katrina, how do I show my love to you?” (in a whiny voice) ~Kayla “Stop whining.” ~Sara “Katrina, how do I show my love to you?” (in a deep voice) ~Kayla
“So, is your boyfriend, like, on crack?” ~Compton “No, he’s not my boyfriend. He’s my gay friend.” ~Sara
“What the hell is a jigglypuff?” ~Kit
“Did you just sneeze and say ‘cheese’? Hey that rhymes!” ~Kit
"You know what?!?! I'm not getting you a dick in a jar now... with teeth!" ~Kayla
"Love me!" ~Kit "No! That guy has a penis in his ear!" ~JJ
“No, my mom got brownies!” ~Chi-Chan
“I want Kayla.” ~Kit
“Do you know why Michael Jackson is missing his nose?” ~JJ “Chuck Norris said ‘I got your nose’ and he really did.” ~Sara
“You know, you guys are triplets, so you probably look like that too when your pissed.” ~Sara
"I love your hair, but that doesn't mean I love you." ~Britt
“I just broke my baby!” ~Sara
"She's like a wart, you have to burn her off." ~Carrig
"Carrig!!! Get her off!!!"~Kit "I tried that once, and got in trouble." ~Carrig "Wooooow! Teachers aren't allowed to say shit like that, dude."~Kit
"I’m not diluted… I’m 100% Rodney" – Rodney "100% crazy too" – Mrs. Roberts
"It’s either the egg, or the swimmer… your choice. And that kids is like duuhhuhhuuuuuuhhhhh!" – Rodney
"Yes! I do know something!!!" – Ben
"a bird! Evolve! Evolve into a… bigger bird!" - Rodney
"Your like a... geeky nerdy guy trapped in a women's body." ~man "So are you." ~woman
"Well, his name is Luke. Mom calls him Lukey. Which turned into Lukey-Pookey. Lukey got dropped. And now, since Kit's a psycho, it's Pookles." ~Shawota ----The evolution of Pookey's name.
"I'm Japanese. I'm supposed to be bisexual." ~Sara
"I'm coloring. I think my dad's gone craaaazy." ~Kayla
"I want a rusty old van that says 'FREE CANDY' in spray paint on the side really big. Then, a while later, I'll cross that out with black paint and write 'I abducted an 8 year old' really big and then 'Twice' small under it." ~Tillz "The same one?" ~Kit "NO NOT THE SAME ONE!!" ~Tillz
"We can get married again." ~Opa "I wanted to, and you said no!" ~Oma "Oh... We won't, then." ~Opa
"They're going to have sex for seven days." ~Oma "In the church? All together?" ~Opa
"Seven days of sex... In the church." ~Opa "NO! Not in the church!!" ~Oma
"Well, he's a minister, right? Then why don't they do it in the church? It makes it religious." ~Opa
"Nothing's impossible!" ~Rodney "This one is." ~Mrs. Sizemore
"I really don't care what's going on, as long as I KNOW what's going on. I hate not knowing. It's like, 'you're going to die tomorrow.' I'd be cool with that. But if it were something like, 'I'm sorry, sir. But it appears that you are clinically dead' I'd be all, 'What?! But.... But... How?! Why? I'm. I'm breathing. And... I'm pretty sure I'm alive. Am I a zombie...? And... If so... Can I eat your brains? Gain all of your knowledge.' Because... You know. I want to know what the fuck's up with that." ~Shawota "Riiight... So, that'd be fucked up." ~Kit
"How do you breed the oil bug?" ~Ash "Well, when one oil bug loves another oil bug very much... or they're both very drunk..." ~Kit
"I seem to be breaking out in aids again today." ~Ash
"If you can, ninja to the roof!" ~Rodney
"Get out of my way, you mother fucking, leaf sucking son of a bitch!" ~Shawota
"Thank you for calling the Mental Help Hotline...if you are not calling from a bridge or holding a weapon...please press the * key...and our operator will be with you shortly..."
"What's red on your butt?" ~Kayla "I don't know, is it pink?" ~Jess
"I'll put my wooly mammoth in the zoo." ~Rodney
"I just don't want big ass dinosaurs eating me." ~Rodney
"What's it called when you need to have blood to live?" ~Kayla "Uhm... it's called life." ~Kit
“For you to stalk me and wait for me to fall asleep, you’ll have to watch me jerk off first” ~ Bryant
“That’s why you have minions… so you don’t have to see the person’s nightly rituals. Unless you really want to. Like Cristina Scabbia. I’d watch her all night” ~Kit
"She burns things that have saliva on them. So I'm always biting her clothes to keep her naked." ~Shawota (XD)
"I look too much like my dad. So, you know what you have to look forward to... or be afraid of... in the future." ~Shawota "I'll just put a plastic bag over your head." ~Kit "Hey!" ~Shawota
"She's got this problem with forks. She stabbed herself with one once and then she stepped on a fork. HOW THE HELL DO YOU STEP ON A FORK!?!?" ~Sara
“Chelsea doesn't do things that are illegal, she herself is illegal.” ~Sara
"Do you have any flaws?" ~Sara "Yes, I was imperfectly created. i was put through rigorous military experimentation where I was implanted with an infective skin deteriorating virus" ~Waldo
"RUN!!! Katrina is going to stab you!!!" ~Waldo "Oops… I killed her first. (I SWEAR IT WAS SELF DEFENSE!!!!!!!!)" ~Sara "Lies!" ~Waldo "But it really was self defense." ~Sara "You WOULD say that, you monster." ~Waldo "You said yourself that she was gonna stab meeeee………………… AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! HER F-ING ZOMBIE STABBED ME!!!!!!!!!!!" ~Sara "Hahahaha. And so it has begun. mwahahahahahoho" ~Waldo "Who’s side are you on anyway? Mine or the zombie’s. Is this some kind of prophecy or something?????" ~Sara "It is Catholic business now. Your participation is no longer required." ~Waldo "Ummm…. Ok…. I’m still bleeding here…." ~Sara "Band-aid?" ~Waldo
"At least you're not Bella Swan." ~Sara
"Hey! Do black people sit around and make white jokes?” ~Chelsea
“Die… die now.” ~Chelsea “I’m Chuck Norris! You can’t kill me!” ~JJ
“Why do you have Chuck Norris in your stomach?” ~Sara “Why do I not?” ~Chelsea
"Technically I ate Chuck Norris. Mmm… Chucklicious.” ~Kayla
"Look at what I made!" -holds up sign- "... Wait... is it upside down?" ~Kayla
“Woah! That shirt really is see-through! You can see facial features and everything! Look at that beard popping out of your stomach!” ~Sara
"If she took karate, she wouldn't break the board... she'd be the board." ~JJ
“I fuck things up with you because I get nervous and it’s easy.” ~Asia
“Well, I used to think you were kind of creepy, but I think about 90% of the guys who come to the coffee shop are creepy.” ~Asia
“It’s like if it’s cold or dreary no one expects your life to be a Doublemint commercial, but how can anyone reconcile a shitty life with a beautiful day?” ~Asia
“Old love letters should explode upon being read.” ~Asia
“And maybe you’d take my face in your hands then, and kiss me, and we’d be off again, breaking everything around us.” ~Asia
"I wanna live to be 300. Then my last words can be '300!!!!'" ~Chelsea "No! On your deathbed, 300 years old, 'Tonight... we dine... IN HELL!' And then you die." ~Kit
"If you try to sell some one a car and you hand them a fish, they're not gonna pay you." ~Mr. Gilbert
"Seriously. Mom sucks at filling up her tires. I always have to do it for her." ~Kit "That just means you blow harder than she does." ~Timmy-face
-laughing really hard- "Oh god." ~Shawota "Shut uuuuuuuup." ~Kit "He's just mad because all you blow are my tires." ~Mom "OH MY GOD, MOM!!" ~Kit
"Haha! It's funny because it's a lie!" ~Shawota
"You can't ignore me." ~Kit
"I don't even remember why you were ignoring me." ~Kit "Me either. But I remember why I kept doing it." ~Shawota
"I told you I win." ~Kit
-starts laughing for no reason- ~Pookey -stare- ~everyone in the room "SHUT UP, GUYS!! IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!!" ~Pookey
"I NEVER wanna hear you say shit about me and Shawota EVER again! Fuckin' pervs." ~Kit
"I remember when you were this big and I used to run around pretending like I was going to eat you." ~Hawk "I remember when she was this big and I used to run around chasing her, pretending I was a monkey." ~Shawota "Who knew..." ~Mom "Yeah. Who knew..." ~Hawk
"Panthers eat birds." ~Shawota "Heyyyy" ~Kit "Hey! No one wants to hear about what you guys do when no one else is around!" ~Emmitt "Shut up!" ~Shawota and Kit
"Stop playing with curling irons." ~Eagle
"Oh my GOD, Katrina! What is THAT?!" ~Whitney "I don't know what you're talking about. You're fuckin' crazy." ~Kit
"I made you a bird. But it's wing fell off." ~Whitney
"I think the tumor was karma. From all the people I've flipped off in my life." ~Rusty -nod- ~Tammy "Ohhhhh! It's BAD when your mom agrees." ~Kit
"I HAVE A ZOMBIE FINGER!!!!" ~Rusty
"It occured to me that instead of worrying about all the skanks running their mouths about us, I am going to enjoy every second we have together. You can run your mouths all you want but I know that I am the one he comes home to... I am the one who wakes up in his arms.... So to all of you who doubt., Keep waiting for the day that won't come." "Ohhhhhh! Karma, bitch!"
"If you die you're completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on. I'm not afraid of dying. Total peace after death, becoming someone else is the best hope I've got." ~Kurt Cobain
"What a dick. No. He's not cool enough to be a dick. He's like... the leftover sack after they nuter a cat. Yeah. He's an empty cat sack." ~Shawota
"That literally, like... SHOT off your head." ~Shawota "OMG! I'M A CANNON!!" ~Kit
"My feet are gone!" ~Toby
-poke; poke- "The original, original." ~Shawota "You just wanted to poke my boob, didn't you?" ~Kit "Yep." ~Shawota
"I'll bite your ankle." ~Shawota "Ankle biter." ~Kit "Don't talk about my girl like that." ~Shawota "I'll talk about her however I want." ~Kit "........................................ Did you call me an ankle biter?" ~Shawota
"I'll ankle bite you in the face." ~Shawota
"I'm gonna punt that bastard like a midget!" ~Shawota
"Nudity is bad." -looks under blanket- "Okay... So... everyone's nude under something... Mine just happens to be under a blanket."
"Why isn't my computer case closi- Oh that's why..." ~Ash
"I went to pat him on the butt and I got his left nut. And that rhymed!" ~Ashley
"I'm laughing to keep from crying." ~Tyler "I'm laughing because it's funny!" ~Ashley
"Jesse. The big headed boy." -snort; hits head on desk- ~Ashley
"Today turned out to be a great day. We got Toby. Got a couple cool things from a crazy person. And I got a bunch of cool stuff from the friend of a crazy person." ~Shawota
"That's bullshit!" ~Shawota "Don't say that, Daddy." ~Toby
"What's 0 times -1?" ~Mrs. Sizemore "Not shit!" ~Rodney "RODNEY!!!" ~Mrs. Sizemore
"Katrina is a hoe. Katrina is a hoe. Hi-ho the dary-oh, Katrina is a hoe. Katrina likes sex. Katrina likes sex. Hi-ho the dary-oh, Ashley does, too!" ~Ashley
"Yeah, that scared me. Leave me alone." ~Mr. Gilbert
"Frightened by a piece of chalk. That's gotta be a new record." ~Mr. Gilbert
"We're never having kids." ~Kit "Yeah. I drugged her, and tied her filopian tubes while she was out." ~Shawota "Uh... huh?" ~Kit
"Awwwugh! Lacuna Coil is joining the Music As A Weapon Tour this year." ~Kit "... Is that a bad thing...?" ~Shawota "... No... I just know I won't be able to go... It angers me." ~Kit "You know what angers me?" ~Shawota "What, babe?" ~Kit "People that don't like pickles." ~Shawota "... Eh?" ~Kit
"Woooow. Someone's been living in Kenton for a while." "Wooooooooow. Someone's not gettin' any for a while."
"Go fuck yourself. Because you won't be getting any from me for a while." -.-
"MY NECK IS FROZEN!!!!!" ~Pookey "Kiss his neck, Trina." ~Willy "Yeah. Kiss my neck." ~Pookey "I'll kiss your brother's neck." ~Kit "... That's just wrong..." ~Willy "You started it." ~Kit "DON'T SAY STUFF LIKE THAT!!!! " DX ~Pookey
"Heeeey! Don't say that to kids! Especially the one that's fucking my boyfriend." ~Kit "... Didn't I tell you to stop saying stuff like that?" ~Pookey "HAH! And it was still about your brother!" ~Willy
"You have to actually ask me. Not just whisper something incoherent and point a gun at me." ~Shawota
"I'm so good, i can quick." ~Kit
"Where are we?" ~Cisilia "I don't know where ya'll are, but i'm up here" ~Rodney
"Macbeth! Grow a pair!" ~Gilbert
"Just for future reference, your notes don't act as search warrants." ~Rodney
"My soul hurts a little" ~Kit
"I would murder my own children to be the wife of the king" ~Gilbert (Interpreting Macbeth for the class) "That's ambition!" ~Rodney
"Man, we'd better not have daughters... you scare me" ~Gilbert (interpreting Macbeth)
"Lady Macbeth says 'now remember, we have to cry when he dies" ~Gilbert "So i'm gunna kick you in the nads!" ~Rodney
"What? it's not like it did it on... oh nevermind" ~Rodney
"How old are you?" ~Ash "24, actually" ~Gilbert "OH MY GOD! He's younger than my boyfriend!" ~Kit
"Calm down. Go get a drink of water." ~Tillz teacher -Tillz gets a drink of water- "Did that help?" ~Tillz teacher "I tried to drown myself but the water pressure was too low" ~Tillz
"Don't you care about Bubby?" "Yeah, in a storage shed kinda way." ~Cartoon Toby's watching "That's how I feel about most people." ~Kit "Yeah. Like me." ~Shawota "No! I care about you in all sorts of ways, BUT a storage shed kinda way." ~Kit "Awwwwuh! That's sweet. To demonstrate, would you go get me something to drink?" ~Shawota
"You're an ass." ~Kit
"In Globe Arizona, cards may not be played in the street with a Native American." ~Kit "I think I've been to Globe." ~Shawota "Did you play cards with anyone in the street?" ~Kit "No... I would have, had I known that was a law." ~Shawota
"I need to uh..." ~Shawota "What babe?" ~Kit "I need to... uh..." ~Shawota "Remember what you were gonna say?" ~Kit "No... I need to uh..." ~Shawota "Finish this sentence?" ~Kit
"Is a lollygagger, by definition, one who gags on lollies?" ~Shawota "Maybe it's someone who gags WITH lollies." ~Kit
"CHEATER! CHEATER! THE ZOMBIES ARE CHEATING!!" ~Kit
"Hahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!! Wait... LIAR! ... What?" ~Pookey
"You look so peaceful when you're asleep." ~Jobe
-pokes Whitney with a screw- "I just screwed you." ~Pookey "Don't screw my girlfriend!" ~Seth -pokes Kit with screw- ~Pookey "You just screwed both your brother's girlfriends in five seconds." ~Kit "WHOO! New record!" ~Pookey
"All I can smell is my hand!" ~Kit
"Honey... go fuck yourself." ~Shawota
-puts my sock on me- "It's a good thing that I don't have a foot fetish. Because that would have been hot!" ~Shawota
"Feet are gross." ~Shawota "Yeah. They are." ~Kit "Yours aren't. I mean, they aren't like 'oo! Sexy time' feet. But they're not gross." ~Shawota
"You know that 'no child left behind'? Yeah. That's bull crap. We'll leave you behind." ~Carrig
"We're going to bake a tennis ball, and-" ~Sizemore "Why would you bake a tennis ball?" ~Some chick in algebra "Because I'm going to throw it at you! Now. We're going to bake a tennis ball and a little metal marble and I throw it at you. Which one will be hotter?" ~Sizemore
"Mmmmmm tastey!" ~Shawota "Oh yeah? What do I taste like?" ~Kit "Uhm... Well... right now you taste like sweat and ash." ~Shawota
“I was lookin’ for a……. yea I got nothing” ~Rodney
“How Many of you have ever yelled at your computer before?” ~Gilbert “I told it I was gunna punch it in it’s pop-up blocker” ~Rodney
"Sorry! Rodney apologizes!" ~Gilbert "No i don't!" ~Rodney
"See, you even have friends that are trying to steer you in the right direction" ~Gilbert "That's a first for her" -points to Ash- ~Seth "Hey!" -pinches Seth- ~Ash "Even with threats of physical violence" ~Gilbert
"Unless you want to work entry level jobs for the rest of your life." ~Gilbert "I want to work entry level jobs for the rest of my life!" ~Rodney -shoulders slump- "I hate you" ~Gilbert
"He thinks he has a british accent. But it's not, it's a speech impediments. There's a difference." ~Kit
"What's a mongoloid?" ~Kayla "You don't know what a mongoloid is?" ~Smayda "Is it a food?" ~Kayla
"I'll kill you. I'm not above necrophelia." ~Shawota
"Hair dye won't lick your elbow!" ~Ash
"Why macbeth goes so murder-happy-crazy." ~Gilbert
"seeing him is like seeing Medusa." ~Gilbert "No, she had snakes on her head... and she didn't have legs" ~Rodney
"I thought you had some insightful question" ~Gilbert "I was waiting for something about horses eating eachother" ~John "No, i see that shit all the time" - Rodney
"The difference between a girlfriend and a fiancee, is a very expensive ring" ~Gilbert
"Just for future reference, your notes don't act as search warrants." ~Rodney
"Lots of hairspray. Lots of big." ~Crow
"Carrig! What's the Vatican?" ~Kayla "It's a pill for men with e.d." ~Carrig
"You sleep really quietly." ~Julia "I'm ticking." ~Waldo "What?" ~Julia, Kit, Chelsea "It stopped. I was ticking. I could feel the seconds go by." ~Waldo
"Well usually the cup is empty because I end up drinking it." ~Eli
"I'm usually an optimistic person. The times that I seem pessimistic, though, I'm not being pessimistic. I'm just being lazy." ~Eli
"Hey! I'm not all about Sonic the Hedgehog and cock jokes! ... Although you... wouldn't be too far from the truth to assume so..." ~Eli
"Oh look. The sun is dead. That's good." ~Gilbert
"That is so cute! I want iiiit!" ~Kit "Yeah... It's cute... Butterfaaaace!!! DX" ~Shawota
"He said that with my hair like this, he can't look at me in a sexual way because I look like Karen. But since you straightened it, he says I look like Chelsea." ~Mom "Chelsea's pretty... And she's not my sister." ~Dad
"Where's the remote?" ~Mom -flops down on couch- "I'm sitting down now." ~Toby "I'm sitting down now. You can't change the channel." ~Dad, laughing.
"Heh... You guys had sex..." ~Pookey "You know, if you don't stop saying that everytime you look at one of us, I'm going to start looking at you and Lacey and saying 'heh... you guys had sex'." ~Shawota "Hah! Yes we did." ~Pookey
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- I'm a diamond love poet for 191 comments.
- My mood is , and quote is "If at first you don't succeed... lower your standards".
- I am a 18 year old girl from Ohio (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm A cave tour guide or sitting around my house thinking of things to write and draw.
- Visit my homepage at www.myspace.com/nymphetamineg1
- I have 191 comments, 40 poems
My Poetry
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This is about my heartache over the years, and my love. My baby. My only one.26 lines, 3 comments, February 10. In love
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Unfinished is the title, but I'm still debating on whether or not it's actually done.
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I had a dream last night A dream that you said goodbye
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Kurai Namida : Twaaaat!?! on April 24the fuck!?
Your boyfriend is weiiiiiird. -.-
The new quote amuses meh. -
Kurai Namida : Waaaaaiiiit. I'm on March 20confused.
You said Joey stole that "eat girl, fuck bike, sell pizza"?!
but that was just a fck up. lol
he meant to say fuck girl, eat pizza, sell bike, repeat.
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Kurai Namida on March 16we need more quotes. -_-
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iRock-77 on March 13Hi
