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First and foremost-

I OWN these people

The Madd Hatter- I PWN his ass!!!!! And he says he owns me?!!! HA! I walk alllll over his page and still dominate. So kiss my lily white ass Matteh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Painted Nails- My Sexy Sexyfullness Beastylike Slave- I SOOOOO own her!!!! If you try to own her from me......If your a guy kick to the groin, girl rip your boobs off....with a chainsaw.

Dark TwilightPrince- My beeetch- My Sexy Pole Dancer- My Sexy Sexyfullness Beastylike Slave- Kiss my lily white ass beetches he's all mine!!! I make him work that pole. You do anything to compromise my pole dancer and slave I shall force you to sexy dance in front of a cow forever and eva!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Sanithy Horizon-Ashyboo- My Sexyness Slave Lovah- She's alll miiine!!! Every night and morning. She knows how I like it rough. Don't you even think about tryin to own her or i'll sick a rabid dog on you!!


So don't try to take them from me.....


Stick that in your juice box and suck it Biznitches!!!!!!!!!


Secondly-

Given to me from Kuffanator- Comic Book Romance- Kels Bells, calls me Cuffy or Amberface.

Hancock-Z,Zak- The list he's giving me is growing - Kinkster

Ashyboo- Sexy Pole Dancing Slave, My Kinky Cuffs
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but

Naughty sex excites me

So roll me over

Spank my a$$

Show me that you like me!!

~Kinky Cuffs~







Once, a a very wise man told me something. Don't take life too seriously you'll never get out alive. The irony is, he's always fighting over Light VS Dark beer.


*A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

If you would ever do this for someone....then post this on your page asap!!



Know this here and now, Ya fuk with me bad idea, you fuk with my family and friends LMFAO!!!! Nice knowin ya biotch!!


Wether we've met wether we've talked we know each other somehow.................................................... Okay even I don't know what that means and its on my page!!! Thats just SAAAAD!!!!!!!!Hehheh.

Anyways practically everyone on AP knows me I'm SO loveable.....Like a ginormous huggableness teddy bear....err somethin like that. Everyone calls me Cuffs or Cuffy.


My motto whenever I get into a fight with some alpha wannabe biotch is
"I know when i'm licked so get off your knees"

My motto for when dark falls"When dark falls the naughty ones come out to play.....and thats when I shine my brightest"


Out of pure randomness I shall tell you all a story,

Once there was a little teddy bear. Now this teddy bear was no ordinary teddy bear.He wanted to be, a ROCKSTAR! So the next day as he was trying to open up a tube of toothpaste inspriration struck him!! BOOM! Out came the song, GUMMY BEAR!!! So the teddy bear was really a gummy bear all along. Then his hit single spread nationwide. He was surely a ROCKSTAR!!

Oh yeah i'm a gummy bear


No animals were harmed during the making of this page.Except for Vicki for she is a dog a dog of all men. All stunts were performed by prefessionals.(Notice how I spelled it wrong.) Anyone harmed.......Uhh. Classified. Any heart attacks.....Were up to the count of four. Last person to bust a move must give all on set a lap dance.

Occupations of all on set- Fergalicious Sexy Pole Dancers

We are the youth of the freakin nation

FREDDY FREAKIN MERCURY OVER HERE!!!!!! (I've always wanted to say that.)

Coincidentally my wishes have turned into fishes.But I ate the fishes so does that mean my wishes will come true? Or did they vanish into my tummy?



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I'm a barbie girl

In a screwed up woooorld

I can barely contain it


There's so much excitement

So many whips so much pain

Its making my heart go aflutter

Can you hear me scream in joy

Is it ringing in your ears

Heehee

I'll be your precious doll for tonight

You can undress me everywhere





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Ring around the rosy

Pocketful of posy

Ashes ashes

Were all fallin down

Blood comin from the silver in lines of scarlet

The breath deepning with sadness

Etched with sadness

Pouring down


We fall on down


Ashes Ashes Ashes Ashes

Let it burn

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Chains cutting into the skin

A deep vibrant line of scarlet

Licking away the easing pain

Sounds of passion doth remain



As we cry out in the night

Loosing control

Driving each other wild

Chains of Love



How the moonlight spills on the silver shinging circles

I call this Handcuffs of Love


Handcuffs of Love


How perfect it all is


When they are added into the mix

Handcuffs of Love



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Song list:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1CPrRSyyv0&feature=PlayList&p=ED4A1F836BF6F154&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=6
(Nickelback-Her-We all need a Hero in our life.I do and hopefully i've found my Hero and his name is Zaq!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iPtdb4ZGr0
(One of my top fav songs.Theory of a Deadman-Bad girlfriend-I fukin love it!!!!!!!!!!Its hella awesome and well dirty but awesome and I want you to listen to it'll blow your friggin mind and you'll be rockin!!Make sure your gf or bf is in the rom when you listen to it!! Hehheh.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqSblE6sVWQ
(Poison-Every rose has its thorn- Hell yeah it does but sometimes you deal with those thorns to see the beauty of the rose. I love this song its so amazing please listen to it!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utrAA4X7MD8
(I'm not your boyfriend- 3 OH 3)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcWR7s0-q8c&feature=related
(PussycatDolls- I hate this part)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLdZB_N1at0
(Hinder-Lips of an angel)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caAzX3rtSEw&NR=1
(Hinder-Better then me-Which many people can do, do better then me)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibfNLB8vdGQhttp
(Papa Roach- Forever- Dedicated to Alex and me- Sad song I know but the main message I hope he'll get)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fU-vsxvNBm4
(Papa Roach- To be loved- This song is EXACTLY how I feel in life and right now!!!!!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3soskkvYBgM
(Papa Roach-Last Resort- This is also how I feel as well.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVkumUy12Z4
(Lady Gaga-Love Game- This is how I feel about someone....I wonder if he will be able to tell its him o.O If he does then i'm in trouble!)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PbtP8-d3Rc
(Scotty doesn't know-Lustra-Oh my f'in God!!!!I love this song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I've dedicated it to someone!!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8-D_WEDE3s
(Blooudhound Gang-The bad touch- I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lets do it like the do it on the Discover Channel babeh!!!!WOOOOO!)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STS2L50ggIc
(Uhn tiss- Bloodhound Gang-Ahhahahahahaha I just love this song!!!Another dedication!!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMKYFpQF_XY
(Bloodhound Gang-Foxtrot Unifrm Charlie Kilo- LUUUUUUUUVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!Lol its SO awesome its like its saying fuk you to the world in a weird way...o.O)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUDdBjAD7Nk
(Akon-Smack that- Oh yeaaahh babeh!!! I'll smack that!!!Hahaha!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAmuhvyiHig
(Katy Perry-I kissed a girl- I liked it the taste of her cherry chapstick...HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpYD6cjx5M0&feature=PlayList&p=7C45F393D49DBC84&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=9
(Linkin Park- In the end- This song represents......ME Samphiria Crimson Sam Amber my thoughts my life ME. Everything comes back to me in the end the moment I first heard this song it felt like they were singing about me. Its exactly how I feel. I've said that about a couple other songs yeah but this is the real one. Listen to it see how I really truly feel.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsmoXP4X_qY&feature=related
(Linkin Park-What i've done- This song is dedicated to myself. Listen to it hear the words find out why...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqISHRKcn9o&feature=related
(Linkin Park- Numb- I'm sorry if this song hurts anyone by me saying this but sadly it is also another song that hits home with me for sadly I have become Numb.....Numb with my heart.Huh sounds cheesy but its true.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysSxxIqKNN0&feature=related
(Linkin Park-New Divide- God I love this song!!!!!!This song sort of expresses me as well.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfyV_zDUC_I
(Disturbed-The Night- If I have any reason to laugh evilly hell I will laugh evilly when I hear this song. Night....when i'm at my true strength!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9za5xzGKxNo
(Disturbed-Indestructible- This song..........Just fukin listen to it...........See how I REALLY feel!!!!!!!!!!.....I've become Indesructible....Master of WAAAAR!!!!)

Poems I'm focused on

  • Wants & Wishes
    If Wishes were Fishes
    52 lines, 4 comments, August 11, 2009
  • Truth
    Here's the truth before your eyes
    63 lines, 4 comments, August 9, 2009
  • Pain
    Its the principle of things right?
    93 lines, 10 comments, August 9, 2009
  • Desire
    Pain and misery
    40 lines, 8 comments, August 7, 2009

My Poetry

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  • Broken Winter Wonderland
    The snow is cascading. The broken song of sorrow lingering as we walk through torment's cave. The blood we leave leaving a permanent remind
    14 lines, 3 comments, December 10, 2009
  • Dancing in the Rain
    A thousand times before
    83 lines, 3 comments, December 6, 2009
  • Peices of a Puzzle
    Night has fallen once again
    79 lines, 3 comments, October 20, 2009
  • Broken Glass
    Staring at the window pane
    68 lines, 5 comments, September 26, 2009

My Stories

My journal entries

  • School (Depression sucks)
    Okay, so i've made it to the third week of school.So far its been great and all seeing Vicki and hangin with eveyone else but its not so great when your the Love Guru. See, i've been helping everyone get relationships and crap but what about me? Well whatever. It was my decision to become this. Typically depression s
    September 6, 2009, 300 words. → 4 comments, Add one?
  • Love
    Love: 1   2 Its something we all fear, wonder about, dream about, wish about. Some play a Love Game and meet their challenger who fights back not ready to lose. 3   4 Me? 5   6 I'm not losing because i've already won. This time, I won't let him get hurt. Would I take a bullet
    July 21, 2009, 200 words. → 5 comments, Add one?

Guest Book

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  • Peeping Alex on December 22, 2009
    CRIM I MISS YOUS
    i didnt forget u just yet
  • BloodyRainDrops : comew to cb on December 20, 2009
    hey its sky prince come to cb i missed your hand cuff i feel to kinky lol jk
  • Spunky Splinter on December 13, 2009
    hahahahhahaaa hun your page is soo... kinky xD lol i like my part and the boob chainsaw part the best
  • Winter Wolf on December 13, 2009
    oh lala

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