http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_drastically_scales_back
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/if_im_so_crazy_then_why_do
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/cosmopolitan_institute_completes
So far this is what I've come up with
LIWC dimension Your data Personal texts Formal texts
Self-references (I, me, my) 7.42 11.4 4.2
Social words 9.30 9.5 8.0
Positive emotions 2.61 2.7 2.6
Negative emotions 3.15 2.6 1.6
Overall cognitive words 7.14 7.8 5.4
Articles (a, an, the) 6.67 5.0 7.2
Big words (> 6 letters) 13.35 13.1 19.6
Obviously, negativity has been unleashed in the recent posts.
I'm one of the few people on this site that you can say "Wow! I've never seen so much bullshit on one page before!" to and I wont get mad. I wish everyone were like that, I'd visit this site with a big bag of explicatives and asshole awards. Imagine that . . . Right next to the trophy icons . . . calvin pissing on a journal . . . if only the world were as awesome as an open air swap meet . . .
Today's Afe-la -ism:
"Do you often judge a book by it's cover? Is that what you did with the dictionary?"
Darklight-ery:
"...did I just discover the plane of existence where Aldus Huxley's
worst writes come to live?"
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32842
Afe makes another funny:
"Lazy fingers and fatigue Dear sir, lazy fingers and fatigue."
And the Overlord Darklight shows that somewhere in there, there is a heart like substance:
"...I won't stymie the tide of the emo revolution any longer."
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38667
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/high_school_tony_awards_honor
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30654
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/pragues_franz_kafka_international
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/you_follow_one_kid_home_rip_out
The quotable Afe-la:
"I'll tell you what reality is. You want see what it will be like after death? Hold a lighter to your balls." - Afe-la
The quotable MissingBatteries:
"Such emotional outbursts do not do more than
grate my nerves these days. It just does not occur to you
that ‘pitiful’ is not a character trait most people wish they had;
even fewer want to know someone that possesses it." - MissingBatteries
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/if_im_so_crazy_then_why_do
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/cosmopolitan_institute_completes
So far this is what I've come up with
LIWC dimension Your data Personal texts Formal texts
Self-references (I, me, my) 7.42 11.4 4.2
Social words 9.30 9.5 8.0
Positive emotions 2.61 2.7 2.6
Negative emotions 3.15 2.6 1.6
Overall cognitive words 7.14 7.8 5.4
Articles (a, an, the) 6.67 5.0 7.2
Big words (> 6 letters) 13.35 13.1 19.6
Obviously, negativity has been unleashed in the recent posts.
I'm one of the few people on this site that you can say "Wow! I've never seen so much bullshit on one page before!" to and I wont get mad. I wish everyone were like that, I'd visit this site with a big bag of explicatives and asshole awards. Imagine that . . . Right next to the trophy icons . . . calvin pissing on a journal . . . if only the world were as awesome as an open air swap meet . . .
Today's Afe-la -ism:
"Do you often judge a book by it's cover? Is that what you did with the dictionary?"
Darklight-ery:
"...did I just discover the plane of existence where Aldus Huxley's
worst writes come to live?"
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32842
Afe makes another funny:
"Lazy fingers and fatigue Dear sir, lazy fingers and fatigue."
And the Overlord Darklight shows that somewhere in there, there is a heart like substance:
"...I won't stymie the tide of the emo revolution any longer."
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38667
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/high_school_tony_awards_honor
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30654
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/pragues_franz_kafka_international
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/you_follow_one_kid_home_rip_out
The quotable Afe-la:
"I'll tell you what reality is. You want see what it will be like after death? Hold a lighter to your balls." - Afe-la
The quotable MissingBatteries:
"Such emotional outbursts do not do more than
grate my nerves these days. It just does not occur to you
that ‘pitiful’ is not a character trait most people wish they had;
even fewer want to know someone that possesses it." - MissingBatteries
- Last seen 8 hours ago. Member since July 26, 2002.
- I'm a lyric diamond poet for 2,657 comments.
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, and quote is "sees the fishies!". - I am a 29 year old man (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm Drinking coffe and staring into space..
- Visit my homepage at kastorpoet.spaces.live.com/
- I am in the groups Kerosine fingers, The Other World, the dOrk fOrces, the emo group
- I have 2,657 comments, 4 contests, 7 poems, 10 journals
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A.K.A. How to get people to cuss in the comments.9 lines, 19 comments, October 26
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Jaw agape and slobberingly I wrote this short piece for you. I hope it makes you smile a little.
My Poetry
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23 lines, 17 comments, November 5. In Adult
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42 lines, 10 comments, November 4. In Adult
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I approached the canvas with a bananna in mind.
Somehow brush became pen and mundane, well,9 lines, 7 comments, October 28
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http://www.theonion.com/content/news/congress_approves_500_billion_forNovember 4, → 8 comments, Add one?
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Overlord Darklight on November 4Mr. Kastor.
(bows; shamelessly)
You honour me with a quotable quote.
(nods; slightly)
...and even some praise!
...touched, truly.
(smirks)
Kastor.
...love the page.
...I will return to survey some of your "crap poems", as
Evil Twin so diplomatically asserts.
...Is it possible twinny doesn't understand such a dry wit?
...Is it possible that he cannot appreciate smart-assery at it's finest?
I'm done.
...read my Hiakus, bastard!
...one coming along soon about someone you know.
(chuckles)
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Andi. on November 3The Onion Movie is one fuckingly awesome movie
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Evil-Twin on November 3OOh lookit you. You're the most awesome dude I ever saw before in my life. But you write crap poems, you should really cut that out.
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MissingBatteries on October 30You quoted me on your page again. I'm blushing profusely. . .
