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http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_drastically_scales_back

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/if_im_so_crazy_then_why_do
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/cosmopolitan_institute_completes

So far this is what I've come up with

LIWC dimension Your data Personal texts Formal texts
Self-references (I, me, my) 7.42 11.4 4.2
Social words 9.30 9.5 8.0
Positive emotions 2.61 2.7 2.6
Negative emotions 3.15 2.6 1.6
Overall cognitive words 7.14 7.8 5.4
Articles (a, an, the) 6.67 5.0 7.2
Big words (> 6 letters) 13.35 13.1 19.6

Obviously, negativity has been unleashed in the recent posts.


I'm one of the few people on this site that you can say "Wow! I've never seen so much bullshit on one page before!" to and I wont get mad. I wish everyone were like that, I'd visit this site with a big bag of explicatives and asshole awards. Imagine that . . . Right next to the trophy icons . . . calvin pissing on a journal . . . if only the world were as awesome as an open air swap meet . . .

Today's Afe-la -ism:
"Do you often judge a book by it's cover? Is that what you did with the dictionary?"

Darklight-ery:
"...did I just discover the plane of existence where Aldus Huxley's
worst writes come to live?"

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32842

Afe makes another funny:
"Lazy fingers and fatigue Dear sir, lazy fingers and fatigue."

And the Overlord Darklight shows that somewhere in there, there is a heart like substance:
"...I won't stymie the tide of the emo revolution any longer."

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38667
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/high_school_tony_awards_honor
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30654
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/pragues_franz_kafka_international
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/you_follow_one_kid_home_rip_out


The quotable Afe-la:
"I'll tell you what reality is. You want see what it will be like after death? Hold a lighter to your balls." - Afe-la

The quotable MissingBatteries:
"Such emotional outbursts do not do more than
grate my nerves these days. It just does not occur to you
that ‘pitiful’ is not a character trait most people wish they had;
even fewer want to know someone that possesses it." - MissingBatteries









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  • Concentrate, create, exist
    With a faith based daze in days passed,
    He held the memes between his hands.
    4 lines, 3 comments, November 16

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  • ria90 on November 20
    staring into space eh????
  • Crazychook on November 13
    In life it takes two to be equidistant, so put one foot in front of the other and we'll meet each other half way. After all, who will be centroidal if we're not? Besides, no one has a more preponderant influence on the allpoetry virgins. Lets get this trio of trauma back together and offend morals of the god inclined... lets rule with an iron fist (No fisting allowed though)

  • MusicBoxMetaphor on November 9
    Ahah. Bien... google a fait assez bien! Mais comment il ajoute la flatterie! Vous etes trop gentil!
  • MusicBoxMetaphor on November 9
    Do you speak French? Perhaps I should translate what I wrote below just in case, as online translators suck

    "Is it the the quote which is difficult to translate, or your comment? Your comment is well said. The quote comes from my favorite, beloved comic book "Morea: Les Sang des Anges" (Morea: The Blood of Angels)."

    I've read it over and over and over. The main characters are immortal, but they get shot and stabbed alot, which is why Terkio one time says: "The wounds heal themselves quickly, but it hurts all the same." And although, in his and Morea's case, this is quite literal, I've always loved and identified with the metaphorical take on this quote.

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