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A friend of mine passed along a letter she received after “testing” her new boyfriend. The original message, included as the footer to this page, brings up several of the failures I see in my peers. The most obvious failure is a tendency toward hedonism. Reading this sad excuse for an apology brings at least two thoughts to mind; this was written by an idiot, this was written by an idiot.

There is now no question, in my mind, about how women are driven to lesbianism. A lack of good role models and fathers has left many of today’s men in a moronic state. Emulating behaviors observed in various forms of modern culture has given them the opportunity to acquire insanity as a mode of operation; keep acting like assholes while expecting different results. In these men I see a huge vacancy of thought while comparing their stated desires to their intentional actions. This is not meant to say that these men do not think, they’re simply working twice as hard at failing. Many of them are weak and much more effeminate than they will admit. These men, pushed around emotionally by inanimate objects i.e. television, games, music, and still images, don’t have the strength to rebel against their base desires or peer pressures to become truly good. Crying on the inside, these broken men have failed to develop emotionally and default back to tactile gratifications and sociopathic* behavior. With so many broken men who are incapable of love, it is no mystery why women give up and turn to someone who can honestly love them.

With this set of poems I hope to get the attention of anyone who looks at a player with envy or admiration. My message to you is “Why envy a dung heap?”

* See http://www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html for more information about the sociopath.


And the stupid letter:

Message: hey _____ i no this is the end and this is the last email ill ever be able to send u and i no u more than likely wont respond ... u were right when u said all of em say there sorry and i no u dont beleave it i just didnt no how to tell u cause u kept telling me how much u loved me.. love is all i did ever want ... but then i felt like i couldnt date any more or go out and just guess i felt trapt... i no u dont understand it that why i wanted to see someone else just i saw a few others while dateing u .. just didnt tell u .. only to see if my feelings were true or not for you.. last gurl i fell in love wihit lied and ended up doing exactly waht she promised she wouldnt do.. and i went on other dates while dateing you just to see if what i felt for you was real.. and well it was .. i went out with em and once i met em and went out with em some of em wanted to kiss or hug or get all comfortable with me and i couldnt do it i thought of you and how i feel of you.. any ways i was gonna meet this girl and see how i felt of her tonight... but u were there.. and my heart froze.. and then i got scared .. but for a secound i looked in ur eyes.. and u looked right back into mine.. and when u waved good by i remember what u said if i ever did u wrong u would say good bye i dont need you ... and i no now its over.. and i no sorry isnt worth anything in ur eyes anymore...... i told u once when i was with you .. im not the best or the greatest.. and u do deserve so much better... i no im suppose to say good bye and no that ill never see u again.. but the thought now crushes me .. i feel horrible.. i should of just .. let go and trusted.. like the dream said.. and i didnt... im so sorry _____.... and you really are the best ... not me .. you .. please _____.. please ..



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I called you a retard because you didn't even try to read the guidelines, you just submitted your "poem" at random. Please add me to your ignore list. that way if you feel inclined to contact me later, when you forget who I am, the system will let you know that you don't want to hear from me.


http://www.theonion.com/content/video/obama_drastically_scales_back

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/if_im_so_crazy_then_why_do
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/cosmopolitan_institute_completes

So far this is what I've come up with

LIWC dimension Your data Personal texts Formal texts
Self-references (I, me, my) 7.42 11.4 4.2
Social words 9.30 9.5 8.0
Positive emotions 2.61 2.7 2.6
Negative emotions 3.15 2.6 1.6
Overall cognitive words 7.14 7.8 5.4
Articles (a, an, the) 6.67 5.0 7.2
Big words (> 6 letters) 13.35 13.1 19.6

Obviously, negativity has been unleashed in the recent posts.


I'm one of the few people on this site that you can say "Wow! I've never seen so much bullshit on one page before!" to and I wont get mad. I wish everyone were like that, I'd visit this site with a big bag of explicatives and asshole awards. Imagine that . . . Right next to the trophy icons . . . calvin pissing on a journal . . . if only the world were as awesome as an open air swap meet . . .

Today's Afe-la -ism:
"Do you often judge a book by it's cover? Is that what you did with the dictionary?"

Darklight-ery:
"...did I just discover the plane of existence where Aldus Huxley's
worst writes come to live?"

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32842

Afe makes another funny:
"Lazy fingers and fatigue Dear sir, lazy fingers and fatigue."

And the Overlord Darklight shows that somewhere in there, there is a heart like substance:
"...I won't stymie the tide of the emo revolution any longer."

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38667
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/high_school_tony_awards_honor
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30654
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/pragues_franz_kafka_international
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/you_follow_one_kid_home_rip_out


The quotable Afe-la:
"I'll tell you what reality is. You want see what it will be like after death? Hold a lighter to your balls." - Afe-la

The quotable MissingBatteries:
"Such emotional outbursts do not do more than
grate my nerves these days. It just does not occur to you
that ‘pitiful’ is not a character trait most people wish they had;
even fewer want to know someone that possesses it." - MissingBatteries