KWaracahaeala• Show poetry

I live in the middle of the middle of nowhere... (KW) for those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, don't worry about it, it's none of your business anyway. and don't ask about my username because you wouldnt get it anyways, unless of course you're John, but even if you are John, don't ask, because there would be absolutley no point in doing so. hmm.. and I have this thing where I won't tell you what my poetry is about so you just have to make of it what you wish well... lets see... I'm definitly a girl.... Trust me, I should know... ummm... I am NO LONGER SINGLE! YEAH! I love my Vincent! but anyways... oh, and you should definitly check out KWallycat and Quetzalcoatl.... ok, im done.. lol...

Life Lessons:
1.Don't drink grape juice while wearing a white t-shirt and driving to school.
2.Don't let your life wait for other people.
3.Dropping a cell phone in the a bathtub full of water kinda kills the phone.
4.Your mother will find out if you die your hair purple.
5.You havnt really lived unitl you've gotten a 48 on an AP history test.
6.Don;t ever fall in love with someone who lived more than 1,000 miles away, it usually doesn't work.
7.Milk crates make boring pets.
8.If it hurts, DONT DO IT AGAIN!
9.That which does not kill you will ultimatly make you stronger.
10.Speaking in public gets easier with practice.
11.Ten years from now, most of what we freak out about wont make any difference.
12.All thats gold doesnt glisten.
13.When in doubt, duck, when certain, don't even bother cuz you're already screwed.
14.While driving through a gate, ALWAYS make sure the gate is open. Consequences may be fatal to your car.
15.If you're not living (I mean really living) you're dead already.
16.Never peirce your belly button in the dark.
17.If your calculus teaher tells you to stop talking after a test, or he'll give you a zero, he means it. Really.
18.Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.
19.Being nice to people will get you far.
20.The one person you can truly love, is often right in front of you.
21.Never, ever, EVER let a member of the opposite sex let you compromise your standards. NEVER.
22.Nothing is ever too good to be true.
23.If you start to like a girl, her freind will immediatly start liking you.
24.Parents arent around forever and you need to treasure them while they are.
25.Dont take the SAT twice if you already have a good score in the 1st place.
26.Never do something if the risk is greater than the reward.
27.Think carefully before you act.
28.Dreaming and doing go hand and hand.
29.Life moves fast, but not so fast that you cant slow down and enjoy it.
30.Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it.
31.Everyone needs Jesus, not just the troubled.
32.You REALLY should do what needs to be done, NOW and not later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable.
33.If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then dont. Your intuition is not stupid.
34.If he doesnt respect you, then hes not worth any of your time.
35.Learn to play a guitar. Women think its hot.
36.Dont juggle knives unless you're really really good at it.
37. If at first you dont succeed, try again. Then give up. No snese being ridiculous about it.
38.Sticking things up your nose isnt the smartest idea in the world.
39.You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.
40.Hair is flammable. VERY flammable.
41.Never ever trust your freind with a pair of scissors against your hair.
42.Dyeing hair strwberry blonde that is already strawberry blonde turns it strawberry pink.
43.White dogs and black paint dont mix.
44.God doesnt make junk!
45.Some things, when you look back on them later in life, may seem funny.
46.You never know when you're making a memory.
47.The heart does heal and you will love like this again- except that when you do, you'll deny you've ever loved like this before.
48.Nothing matters if you dont have loved ones to share it with. Your siblings are incredibly precious. If you dont know this now, you will- trust me.
49.If you can laugh at yourself, you're going to be fine.
50.If you allow others to laugh at you, you'll be great.
51.Kissing is the most fun thing. Dancing is almost as fun.
52.Never give up on something that you truly beleive in.
53.Popularity doesnt last... but true freinds do.
54.You can never appreciate life more than its worth.
55.If the door has the word PULL written on it, dont push!
56.No matter what happens with relationships, true friends will always stay the same.
57.Live everyday like it's your last. Life is greater then you may think!
58.A love unspoken is the fastest way to a heavy heart.
59.Never give up because God never fails.
60.We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to love and imperfect person perfectly.
61.It's kind of fun to do the impossible.- Walt Disney
62.Darkness cannot run out darkness, only light can do that. Hate cannot run out hate, only love can do that.- Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
63.When it seems like the door of oppurtunity is shut tight, look for a window to crawl through or something.
64.Life is like a waterslide: choose a slide and you're in it 'til the end. Pick the slide you wanna ride by lpicking the pool you wannna land in.
65.Don't stress out over things you can't control.
66.Hickies DON'T lie...
67.Passion: following your heart
68.One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time.- Carl Sagan
69.Be careful what you tell your freinds because it's easy for them to stab you in the back.
70.Sometimes you have to point out when a person is wrong if you really love them.


(inspired by Meredith Rowe in Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul 2 with the help of Queztalcoatl, KWallycat, Jewel4you, Love-and-Pain, WhiteMaiden)

If you have anything to add to this list of "life lessons" leave a message at the bottom of the page! Thanx a bunch!

Ok, you've listened to enough of my unimportant gibberish and there's nothing else really important... so.... yeh.. well... read my poems! Enjoy if you wish it!
Lots of Love*
Rachael