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Picture: "I am the lord and master, you all are bastards.  Worship me, or Ill stab your eyes till they bleed, cause Im the lord and master" -Foamy the Squirrel.  

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About My Poetry:

My poetry is mostly dark or sad or just about society and how much I hate it.  I have been through alot of crap, nothing you need to know about though.  I love dark stuff, Im just drawn towards it.  People often find my poetry disturbing, angry, horrific and sometimes depressing.  I guess that's what I am usually feeling though.


                           About My Music:

My music is mostly punk, metal, grunge, ska and alternative.  I hate most of the new music today.  I love alot of the old stuff, but I like 'some' of the new, no lie.  I like bands who actually have something to sing about.  I love almost anything from the rock genre.  I am usually pulled towards the havoc monsters, who break things and are a bunch of crazy pieces of crap.  Cough AC/DC Cough (ANGUS AND BON)


                            About My Appearance:

Alright, I usually wear black because it hides me well.  I am mostly a goth/punk.  Hard to explain but I hope you figure it out.  I don't go to Hot Topic and bunny, but I know where to find great stuff  And I have many piercings.  My tongue, navel, nose, 10 times on my ears and also my eyebrow.  Everything is pierced.

         
                             About My Personality:

Okay, I just to warn you I have bi-polar, ADD and a whole bunch of other bunny.  I am majorly morbid, disturbed, and random.  Sometimes I wonder if I should stamp a "PARENTAL ADVISORY: Explicit Content" Thing on my forehead.  Because seriously, with me, expect the un-expected.  I am like the wind, I have no idea where I'm going and Im constantly switching directions.

                             About My Band:

Yes, how exciting, I know!  Well, after some pushing from Kill and Collin, I finally posted this.  Our band's name is "Controversy"  Okay, you shouldn't expect emo/pop-punk shit from us.  We're all about total metal that fuckin blares your ears out!  Well, how can it blare your ears out when they are all ready out, I just don't get it.  I don't get alot of things....Im confused again.  Well anyways, we are like Children Of Bodom, AC/DC (I could never compete with the god..Bon Scott), and somewhat of a Rise Against Vocals going on, oh and when Im singing we'll go total Otep on your ass.....  Yay!  Okay, Im the Vocals and sometimes the drummer, Collin is the lead guitarist, Killian (Kill I want his name) is switching with me he is the drums/vocals too.  And then finally last but least, Kasey is on the bass guitar...Go kasey, woot woot.  Oh and Ashley, couldn't forget about my gf  Well anyways, she's our other bass guitarist.

This causes for celebration, I'll go get the birthday pie.  Even though...oh wait, it's KB's b-day tomorrow!  It'll have Angus Young, mooning her on the pie....go me.

                            THE ALMIGHTY QUOTES

Will Ferrel:  "This next song is quite simply the greatest composition in history, and if you disagree...I..Will..Bite..You." -Afternoon Delight

"Baptize me in pot, choke me with coke, and then hand me a fuckin smoke." -Me and Kill's saying

"You're not a freak!  You're just stupid!" Dib says to OVer-sized chicken.

"For every sprinkle I find...I shall kill you!" -Stewie To Chris

"Meg, you were never ug- Cracks up I'm sorry, I couldn't even say that with a straight face." -Peter to Meg

"I want toquitos. Otherwise my head will explode.  It does that sometimes." -gir

"God, I'd love to beat her up all night." Jail-mate says to other jail-mate about Meg

"He got aten by a shark!" -gir

"Fighting for freedom is like fucking for virginity."

"Yeah, cross the street so you don't have to deal me. I hope you get hit by a fucking bus." -Foamy

"Or face my squirrely wrath.  I do have a squirrely wrath you know, it's one of those "hidden nature" things." -Foamy

"With the bagel and the cream cheesy cheesy creamy cheesy cheesy, ....creamy cheesy." -Foamy

Okay, one thing I have to say.  Comment you damn friggs.  What the hell?  I mean seriously, you check out someone's poetry to COMMENT ON IT.  So...god...you people are too stupid to even realise what the fuck I am saying.  Seriously....overdose...please.

"Holy christwagons." -RAB (Retarded Animal Babies.)

"You don't like smurfs?"  "Fuck those little blue bastards, they look like a town of deformed fetuses that were suffocated and thrown into a mushroom patch."

Ashley
Oh my god, I saw your new author's page.  That's so kind of you to mention my brother in your R.I.P's. How long did it take you to write all that, and the new poem is so awesome.  You should all check this awesome poetess, her username is Gothic Light.  Oh I love you ash!