Justin• Show poetry

 

 

 

ATTENTION: I AM LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO COLLABORATE WITH IN BOTH CONTESTS AND POEMS. IF INTERESTED, PLEASE MESSAGE ME.

 

 

MEET THE MENACE (consider yourself warned; muahaha)

 

Howdy! My name is Justin (for those of you slow poopheads that didn't notice my username or the giant sign). If you would like (to live), you can call me Jizzle. I was born in a hospital and spend most of my time in a kitchen. My eyes are blue, my hair is brown, and with my crazy white-kid fro', I'm about six feet tall.

I'm an obsessive drama nerd. I've been in roughly a bazillion musicals. I was the beast in "beauty and the beast," the lion in "the wizard of oz," and horton in "seussical the musical." Basically, every theatre director thinks that I'm a large animal.

 

I enjoy writing and music. All music is okay, but I mostly prefer Hip-Hop, Dance, and Techno, because crazy beats make it easy for me to shake my boo-tay (spelled wrong for dramatic emphasis).

I enjoy web-designing, sleeping, laughing, the color green, the number thirty-seven, and hanging out with friends. I'm not very fond of shower curtains, refrigerators, or pigs... but I do love my cat. Her name is Cupcake (I named her when I was hungry).

I believe that I am right-handed, because I can shoot a gun better that way. I am 50% French, 50% Italian, and 110% Gangsta. When it comes to making mathematical calculations, I am correct 37% of the time.

In life, I would like to achieve the goal of receiving an extra soda from a vending machine.

do I smoke? fuck no.
do I swear? fuck yes.

My weakness would be my allergies. Whenever someone tries to tickle me, I sneeze like crazy..... or well at least I fake sneeze, so that they get scared and stop. Grrrr... Leave the tickling to me. Muahaha!

 

My big fear is aliens...... No, I don't care if you come in peace. I will still hit you in the head with a shovel and run away like a little girl.

I have a thunderstorm fetish. Every time it rains, I moan and hump my wall.

I can't play any real instruments. I CAN, however, make an interesting noise with a tube of lipstick and some toilet paper.

I've been known for saying the following things:

☻ "I think I peed a little!"

☻ "fo shizzle my biscuit!"

☻ "I want the Diaper Genie! Where are my three wishes?"

☻ "I saw a baby in a tree. It made me giggle."

☻ "So, like I was watching this documentary, and I found out that pudding comes from a rhino's vagina."

I've been called a "tease" before. The guy who said it ended up in a gutter.

When I grow up, I would like to be a person that doesn't have Alzheimer's. Hair and teeth would be nice too.

 

 

 

AWESOME ACHIEVEMENTS (wicked cool, dawg)

 

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RANTS AND RAVES (this is where the poems are, genius)

 

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THE BOOK OF GUESTS (I couldn't come up with a more creative title)

 

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DROP A LINE (all fish must be released back into the pond)

 

 

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